破产姐妹第一季中英文剧本台词完整版Word文档格式.docx

1、你工作时有人这么弄你while you were working?你会觉得烦吗Oh, you dont have a job. Sorry.哎呀 忘记你没工作了 抱歉Damn, dude, she burned you.靠 伙计 她完胜呀No, hipster.别搞错了 小痞子Do not think were on the same team.别以为我跟你是一国的We have nothing in common.咱俩到死都不是同路人I wear knit hats when its cold out.姐戴帽子挡酷寒You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.二

2、货戴帽学酷玩乐队You have tattoos to piss off your dad.你的纹身是想气死你爹My dad doesnt know hes my dad.我爹压根不知他是我爹And finally,最后you think.你觉得this is the sound that gets you service.一声穿云指 我千军万马来服务I think.要我说This is the sound that dries up my vagina.一声穿云指 我如瀑下阴也干枯The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one.那位俄国服务生呢

3、 怎么不见了We need horseradish.我们想要山葵酱Please.拜托您了That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.妹妹真乖 这样才有礼貌嘛Paulina!宝莲娜Oh, so. so good, oh.爽 爽死了Oh, sorry, I didnt realize you were on break.抱歉 不知道你在休息I just need some horseradish.我要山葵酱- Here. - Oh, cool.-给 -收到Excuse me, wheres my waitress?请问 服务生去哪了Shes coming.她

4、马上来高潮Earl.厄尔Earl!I made your favorite, red velvet.我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕My little cupcake brought me a cupcake.我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕Let me pay you for that.我还是把钱给你吧Oh, no, no. Its on the house.不用 我请客Its your birthday.你生日嘛How old are you gonna be?过完生日 要几岁了啊75.七十五岁Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger.厄尔 你要小个三

5、岁 咱俩就成了Max, Max, big news.麦克斯 麦克斯 大新闻The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina.新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜Turns out chesty Kournikova was Vladimir Puttin it out.大胸金丝猫被发现其实是个死间谍Hello today. I have paycheck for you.早安 我带了你的工资来I need to talk to you. You fired Paulina, Han?我有话问你 你炒了宝莲娜吗 阿憨I am no longer Han Lee

6、.我已经不叫李憨了I have new American name我取了新的英文名字to go with changing neighborhood.好适应新时代得社会To go with the changing neighborhood.是新时代的You need to remember this for your immigration exam.移民考试的时候别又说错了Correct. To go with the changing neighborhood.行 好适应新时代Bryce?小笼Your name is Bryce Lee?你改名叫李小笼啊Wait, wait, um, u

7、m, um.等等 等一下Dont hire a new waitress, okay?别再招新人来了 好吗Ive been doing all the work anyway,反正活儿总是我全包and I really could use the extra money.让我多拿一份工资 补贴家计吧You need help.你需要帮手- No, I dont. - Everyone need help sometimes.-不用 -谁都需要帮手I dont. Ive been waiting my whole life, okay?我不用 我当了一辈子的侍应ve waited on tabl

8、es, Ive waited in bars,在餐厅 酒吧都做过侍应ve waited on home pregnancy tests.甚至在家等验孕结果Waited: 等待 侍应 一词多义I already hire new waitress.我已经雇新人了She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan.她以前在曼哈顿顶级餐厅工作过I gave her Paulinas uniform.我都把宝莲娜的制服给她了Mr. Lee, not to complain,李先生 有点事情想问问but I think someone wore this unifo

9、rm before me,这件制服好像有人穿过了呢like right before me.而且是刚刚才穿过Is it possible that I could get another one?可不可以帮我换一件全新的呀Maybe one thats a little less moist.换件没这么湿漉漉的Also this mustard color doesnt really go with my skin tone,另外 我的肤色跟黄芥末色不太搭neither do the mustard stains.跟芥末渍也不搭And these various other stains, a

10、nd smells.跟这各式污渍 异味更是不搭I hope thats clam chowder.白白的是蛤蜊浓汤渍吧.So.所以I think itd be better for everyone,为了大家including my immune system,以及我的免疫系统着想if I just keep on wearing what Im wearing,我就穿自己这身就好了and not the apron,cause this is chanel.那件就省了 我这身可是香奈儿So thank you,感谢聆听and lets waitress.本小姐要上岗啦Whatever tha

11、t is,这娇娇女明显就是it does not belong in this diner.来错地方打错工了It belongs in a show on Bravo.她应该去演电视But she blonde, hair so shiny,她是金发妞 金发闪闪good for business.有助财源广进啊Where do you even find these people?你都去哪找到这些歪瓜裂枣的啊The Russian hooker, the one before that was a meth addict.俄罗斯妓女 再前一位还是吸毒妹You train her, I am b

12、oss.你去训练她 我可是老板Da boss.老板中的老板Fine, but make her wear the uniform.好 那你先去命令她穿上制服Are you sure we cant get the meth addict back?真不能让吸毒的回来吗She was really good at cleaning.她是毁尸灭迹打扫神人呢But her teeth fall out.可她吸毒到牙掉光了You are really judgmental, you know that?你也太以貌取人了吧m only gonna say this once, so pay attent

13、ion.我就说一回 仔细听m Caroline, by the way. And youre Max?我是卡洛琳 你叫麦克斯 对吗t get attached.先别建立感情This is the Williamsburg diner, owned by Han Lee,这间威廉伯格餐厅 老板是李憨Who just changed his name to Bryce Lee,最近刚改名叫李小笼because I guess he wants people to take him even less seriously.他应该是患了不被当笑话会死的病Eight months ago he bought it from the Russian mob.八个月 前他向俄国黑帮顶下这餐厅Clientele used to be all eastern bloc criminals and crack whores,以前客源通常是东欧小流氓 吸毒妓女but then he took it over and ruined it.他顶过来之后 客源就跑光了Hey, sexy woman.哟 性感辣妹You loo