恋爱参考书英语珍藏版.docx

1、恋爱参考书英语珍藏版ACCEPTANCEIf the cost of her acceptance is your integrity, Ayn Rand would have called it sanction of the victim - General Love. Theres a new sheriff in town. He is tired of seeing his boys getting their hearts shot up - Unlce Jethro Love. No. 2 Rule: Never try to keep someone who does not

2、want to keep you - Doc Love. Its simply amazing what a man will put up with, or go through, to gain a womans acceptance. In their search for the answer, men are constantly asking themselves, Can I do this, or can I do that without turning her off ? Can I say this, or can I say that, so she will acce

3、pt me ? Even Attila the Hun, the first left-wing extremist, wanted to be accepted by a woman! If a man knew what a woman wanted, he would be overjoyed to give it to her. What man wouldnt ? But how is he to know, or find out - or does it even exist?(Tom, the protagonist in this book, is an excave man

4、 who only thinks of sex and sports, and eating off paper plates. Caprice, whose legs go from the floor to her neck, will play the tormentor in all of the Dating Dictionarys war stories. She is selfish and only helps the relationship if she makes out - unless, of course, she has high Interest Level (

5、see Truth Triangle) in Tom, then it is his turn.) Tom knows (instinctively, for once)that he can say or do anything, around his best buddy and his ever-loyal pooch, Fido; he even knows they will love it. He knows that when he makes a fool of himself they will never hold it against him. In fact, no m

6、atter what he does, it will never come back to haunt him. Yes, your best friend and Fido really do practice unconditional love. And they are the only ones who do. Tom also knows he cant say nor do anything around either Caprice nor her feline, Pussycat! Why? Simple:Its due to the pain and the scratc

7、hes he has endured. Yes, Women and cats really do have different needs than men and Fido-but what are they?Is there a method to this madness? Is there a way to get a woman to see you on Mount Rushmore smiling next to Lincoln? Are there undiscovered facts of reality that no one can else explain? Is t

8、here a tried and true set of rules that will make her accept you? And even more: make her want to make you the love of her life - forever?My job is to coach you and show you how she plays the love game, and what she really romantically responds to. Do what I say, and she will want to keep you around

9、 for a very long time. I am even going to tell you how to spot a good one from a bad one. But if you like repeating your mistakes from woman to woman, or you would rather listen to your overblown ego, or you are a quitter and will settle for second best, read no more.(I get back one in 200 - you rea

10、lly dont want to be one of those, do you?)I will be your drill instructor because The System is hard to do. I will be your coach in the boxing ring of love - so you can get off the ropes! Why? Because for one reason or another, you have never been told the facts of the love game - or even worse, you

11、 have been brainwashed to treat women a way that has only compounded your problem. The Reality Factor says that women in love neither confuse nor reject men. Everyone forgot to tell you that until a woman stops playing head games, and throws in the towel, you have to convince her that you are the gr

12、eatest thing since popcorn. (Even better: How about her jumping through hoops for once?)Doc Love is on a mission from God to save the American males heart from further destruction. I want to make sure Miss Right accepts him, loves him, and keeps him. Why? Because divorce lawyers should be made homel

13、ess. Its time for men to come out of the dark ages, and take control of their lives. Before we start, I need something of outmost importance; I need your commitment. Without that, I dont want you on this love campaign. Until she decides you are Mr Right, this is a war of the hearts, and I dont want

14、anyone aboard who isnt 100% dedicated to this mission. You have some bad habits I ve to break, but you can do it. It would be nice to give you a magic potion and tell you everything will be OK, but snake oil doesnt cut it; Only hard work does. There are no freebies in life, just death, takes, and up

15、 until now, head games and confusion. Its not going to be easy, so I dont want anyone along who is dragging his feet, or thinking this can be done overnight. I know you have the ability, but do you have the guts and determination to do what is necessary ? Remember, we will be going against the most

16、formidable creature: the American female. You know the one with the chip on her shoulder. Gentlemen, welcome to Doc loves version of boot camp! If you have any doubts about this cause being just or necessary, remember what your breakups and temporary losses of sanity have cost you. Look at your past

17、 dates from hell and the 50 % divorce rate. What about the good one who got away? Think of the legal and financial noose that you put around your throat when you, her, and Uncle Sam get hitched - and unhitched. Most of all, think of the kids. Do you want to continue going down loser road, repeating

18、your mistakes playing the stooge, and talking some more falls as you impersonate Mr. Nice Guy? It doesnt fell good, does it, Mr Nice Guy?Add it all up, and its not a pretty sight. So, lets make it real simple, guys; do you really want to go through that pain again? Search your soul, brother - its ti

19、me for a reality check. Listen to me, guys - I am the only one who can get you out of this mess! The System is a body of principles and concepts regarding romantic relationships. The System works because it is built upon the realities of dating. Your way does not work, because it is based upon emoti

20、ons, brainwashing, false hope, and wishful thinking. At best it has been hit or miss, or worse . You must realice that Im the only one on your side, because all the other love doctors come from a female perspective. I am the only one you can trust because Im the only one who has ever talked to you t

21、his way. I am also the only one who has soemthing fantastic to offer, but let me warn you, it is not going to be easy. So what are you going to do? Screw around like you have been, or just do it ? you have the combination to the safe in your hands; dont blow this fine opportunity.The key is, to leav

22、e your ego and past out of this. If you will do this, Ill show you how to win the battle of the hearts. Remember, do all that I say and you will be accepted, loved, and kept by Miss Right. Have fun guys. ACTRESS After the first date its all downhill - Fast Eddie Love.Things are always at their best

23、in the beginning - Pascal. Everything new appears beautiful - Anonymus. She weighs 116 lb. And you weigh 185 lb., plus you have more muscles(hopefully!). On the outside, it would appear the advantage is yours, but in reality she is the stronger of the species when it comes to love. Why? Because she

24、cheats! She utilizes psychological tactics and strategies that are unbeknowst to rational, logically thinking men. Acting, which is the fine art of camouflaging through confusion, is her favorite ploy. She could teach the chameleon a trick or two. This small lizard changes its colors to blend in wit

25、h its surroundings, so it cant be eaten, and conversely, so it can eat. Men were not born with the ability to camouflage their honest and open feelings. Women can, however, change their feelings or minds about something from one moment to the next. To you Psych majors, this means she can be Joan of

26、Arc one minute, or Sharon Stone the next, without even batting her long eyelashes .A woman can turn on and off the tears quicker than a Hefs Playmate can disrobe for a camera shoot. To a man, this behavior seems irrational and inconsistent, but what does he know? If he asks her, “Honey, why do you s

27、ay one thing and then say the exact opposite five minutes later?” She will retort,”I dont know ehat you are talking about.” Thats why you should save your breath, and never ask. The key is, to read her actions toward you and under no circumstance take “changing colors” personally. Remember, there is

28、 a bright side; you will never get bored!ADAM(and Eve)Give me a wonded heart, and I will give you back a believer in The “System” - Reverend Love.You and I have to go behind the barn, so I can set you straight about this women thing, Boy - Jethro Love.They, they so called victims, been having a fiel

29、d day on your heart - General Love.Adam, the first wimp, had his shot, missed it, and its been downhill ever since. Just because a Kim Basinger look-a-like named Eve walked by in her latest birthday suit, he didnt have to slobber all over himself, and beg to take a bite - of the apple that is! Adam

30、knew they had it made in the garden; no pollution, and the best, no parking enforcement!What Adam should have said was, “Eve, forget that snake, or forget me.” He might have even tried bluffing. But Adam was”whipped,” and the rest is bad history. You guys must never underestimate the power of a woma

31、n, even without a serpent.The key is, get the “N” (no)word in your vocabulary, and be prepared to use it, tough guy! You know she is going to disagree to test you eventually so lets get prepared for it. remember, kissing up could cost you a piece of prime property, and put you on the outs with the “

32、one up above!” ADORINGIf Interest Level too high, OK for squaw, but great warrior become boy - Apache proverb.Love her with everything except words, Grasshopper- Chinese proverb.They dont respect bootlickers - Cowboy Saying. Adoring love has no effect on a womans personality compared to a mans. When her Interest Level shoots the roof, she just delights in it. However, the male goes through a metamorphosis that would even boggle the mind of the first love doctor, Sigmund Freud. To you Psych majors, this means Tom just isnt the same