恋爱参考书英语珍藏版.docx

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恋爱参考书英语珍藏版

ACCEPTANCE

Ifthecostofheracceptanceisyourintegrity,AynRandwouldhavecalledit"sanctionofthevictim"-GeneralLove.

There'sanew"sheriffintown.Heistiredofseeinghisboysgettingtheirheartsshotup-UnlceJethroLove.

No.2Rule:

Nevertrytokeepsomeonewhodoesnotwanttokeepyou-DocLove.

It'ssimplyamazingwhatamanwillputupwith,orgothrough,togainawoman'sacceptance.Intheirsearchfortheanswer,menareconstantlyaskingthemselves,"CanIdothis,orcanIdothatwithoutturningheroff?

CanIsaythis,orcanIsaythat,soshewillacceptme?

"EvenAttilatheHun,thefirstleft-wingextremist,wantedtobeacceptedbyawoman!

Ifamanknewwhatawomanwanted,hewouldbeoverjoyedtogive"it"toher.Whatmanwouldn't?

Buthowishetoknow,orfindout-ordoes"it"evenexist?

（Tom,theprotagonistinthisbook,isanexcavemanwhoonlythinksofsexandsports,andeatingoffpaperplates.Caprice,whoselegsgofromthefloortoherneck,willplaythetormentorinalloftheDatingDictionary's"warstories."Sheisselfishandonlyhelpstherelationshipifshemakesout-unless,ofcourse,shehashighInterestLevel（seeTruthTriangle）inTom,thenitishisturn.）

Tomknows（instinctively,foronce）thathecansayordoanything,aroundhisbestbuddyandhisever-loyalpooch,Fido;heevenknowstheywillloveit.Heknowsthatwhenhemakesafoolofhimselftheywillneverholditagainsthim.Infact,nomatterwhathedoes,itwillnevercomebacktohaunthim.Yes,yourbestfriendandFidoreallydopractice"unconditionallove."Andtheyaretheonlyoneswhodo.

Tomalsoknowshecan'tsaynordoanythingaroundeitherCapricenorherfeline,Pussycat!

Why?

Simple:

It'sduetothepainandthescratcheshehasendured.Yes,WomenandcatsreallydohavedifferentneedsthanmenandFido-butwhatarethey?

Isthereamethodtothismadness?

IsthereawaytogetawomantoseeyouonMountRushmoresmilingnexttoLincoln?

Arethereundiscoveredfactsofrealitythatnoonecanelseexplain?

Istherea"triedandtrue"setofrulesthatwillmakeheracceptyou?

Andevenmore:

makeherwanttomakeyoutheloveofherlife-forever?

Myjobistocoachyouandshowyouhowsheplaysthelovegame,andwhatshereallyromanticallyrespondsto.DowhatIsay,andshewillwanttokeepyouaroundforaverylongtime.Iamevengoingtotellyouhowtospotagoodonefromabadone.Butifyoulikerepeatingyourmistakesfromwomantowoman,oryouwouldratherlistentoyouroverblownego,oryouareaquitterandwillsettleforsecondbest,readnomore.（Igetbackonein200-youreallydon'twanttobeoneofthose,doyou?

）

IwillbeyourdrillinstructorbecauseThe"System"ishardtodo.Iwillbeyourcoachintheboxingringoflove-soyoucangetofftheropes!

Why?

Becauseforonereasonoranother,youhaveneverbeentoldthefactsofthelovegame-orevenworse,youhavebeenbrainwashedtotreatwomenawaythathasonlycompoundedyourproblem.TheRealityFactorsaysthatwomeninloveneitherconfusenorrejectmen.

Everyoneforgottotellyouthatuntilawomanstopsplayingheadgames,andthrowsinthetowel,youhavetoconvinceherthatyouarethegreatestthingsincepopcorn.（Evenbetter:

Howaboutherjumpingthroughhoopsforonce?

）

DocLoveisonamissionfromGodtosavetheAmericanmale'sheartfromfurtherdestruction.IwanttomakesureMissRightacceptshim,loveshim,andkeepshim.Why?

Becausedivorcelawyersshouldbemadehomeless.It'stimeformentocomeoutofthedarkages,andtakecontroloftheirlives.

Beforewestart,Ineedsomethingofoutmostimportance;Ineedyourcommitment.Withoutthat,Idon'twantyouonthislovecampaign.UntilshedecidesyouareMrRight,thisisawarofthehearts,andIdon'twantanyoneaboardwhoisn't100%dedicatedtothismission.YouhavesomebadhabitsI'vetobreak,butyoucandoit.

ItwouldbenicetogiveyouamagicpotionandtellyoueverythingwillbeOK,butsnakeoildoesn'tcutit;Onlyhardworkdoes.Therearenofreebiesinlife,justdeath,takes,andupuntilnow,headgamesandconfusion.It'snotgoingtobeeasy,soIdon'twantanyonealongwhoisdragginghisfeet,orthinkingthiscanbedoneovernight.Iknowyouhavetheability,butdoyouhavethegutsanddeterminationtodowhatisnecessary?

Remember,wewillbegoingagainstthemostformidablecreature:

theAmericanfemale.Youknowtheonewiththechiponhershoulder.

Gentlemen,welcometoDoclove'sversionofbootcamp!

Ifyouhaveanydoubtsaboutthiscausebeingjustornecessary,rememberwhatyourbreakupsandtemporarylossesofsanityhavecostyou.Lookatyourpastdatesfromhellandthe50%divorcerate.Whataboutthe"goodone"whogotaway?

Thinkofthelegalandfinancialnoosethatyouputaroundyourthroatwhenyou,her,andUncleSamgethitched-andunhitched.Mostofall,thinkofthekids.Doyouwanttocontinuegoingdownloserroad,repeatingyourmistakesplayingthestooge,andtalkingsomemorefallsasyouimpersonateMr.NiceGuy?

Itdoesn'tfellgood,doesit,MrNiceGuy?

Additallup,andit'snotaprettysight.So,let'smakeitrealsimple,guys;doyoureallywanttogothroughthatpainagain?

Searchyoursoul,brother-it'stimeforarealitycheck.

Listentome,guys-Iamtheonlyonewhocangetyououtofthismess!

The"System"isabodyofprinciplesandconceptsregardingromanticrelationships.The"System"worksbecauseitisbuiltupontherealitiesofdating.Yourwaydoesnotwork,becauseitisbaseduponemotions,brainwashing,falsehope,andwishfulthinking.Atbestithasbeenhitormiss,orworse...

YoumustrealicethatI'mtheonlyoneonyourside,becausealltheotherlovedoctorscomefromafemaleperspective.IamtheonlyoneyoucantrustbecauseI'mtheonlyonewhohasevertalkedtoyouthisway.Iamalsotheonlyonewhohassoemthingfantastictooffer,butletmewarnyou,itisnotgoingtobeeasy.

Sowhatareyougoingtodo?

Screwaroundlikeyouhavebeen,or"justdoit"?

youhavethecombinationtothesafeinyourhands;don'tblowthisfineopportunity.

Thekeyis,toleaveyouregoandpastoutofthis.Ifyouwilldothis,I'llshowyouhowtowinthe"battleofthehearts."Remember,doallthatIsayandyouwillbeaccepted,loved,andkeptbyMissRight.

Havefunguys.

ACTRESS

Afterthefirstdateit'salldownhill-FastEddieLove.

Thingsarealwaysattheirbestinthebeginning-Pascal.

Everythingnewappearsbeautiful-Anonymus.

Sheweighs116lb.Andyouweigh185lb.,plusyouhavemoremuscles（hopefully!

）.Ontheoutside,itwouldappeartheadvantageisyours,butinrealitysheisthestrongerofthespecieswhenitcomestolove.Why?

Becauseshecheats!

Sheutilizespsychologicaltacticsandstrategiesthatareunbeknowsttorational,logicallythinkingmen.

Acting,whichisthefineartofcamouflagingthroughconfusion,isherfavoriteploy.Shecouldteachthechameleonatrickortwo.Thissmalllizardchangesitscolorstoblendinwithitssurroundings,soitcan'tbeeaten,andconversely,soitcaneat.Menwerenotbornwiththeabilitytocamouflagetheir"honestandopenfeelings".Womencan,however,changetheirfeelingsormindsaboutsomethingfromonemomenttothenext.ToyouPsychmajors,thismeansshecanbeJoanofArconeminute,orSharonStonethenext,withoutevenbattingherlongeyelashes.

AwomancanturnonandoffthetearsquickerthanaHef'sPlaymatecandisrobeforacamerashoot.Toaman,thisbehaviorseemsirrationalandinconsistent,butwhatdoesheknow?

Ifheasksher,“Honey,whydoyousayonethingandthensaytheexactoppositefiveminuteslater?

”Shewillretort,”Idon’tknowehatyouaretalkingabout.”That’swhyyoushouldsaveyourbreath,andneverask.

Thekeyis,toreadheractionstowardyouandundernocircumstancetake“changingcolors”personally.Remember,thereisabrightside;youwillnevergetbored!

ADAM（andEve）

Givemeawondedheart,andIwillgiveyoubackabelieverinThe“System”-ReverendLove.

YouandIhavetogobehindthebarn,soIcansetyoustraightaboutthiswomenthing,Boy-JethroLove.

They,theysocalledvictims,beenhavingafielddayonyourheart-GeneralLove.

Adam,thefirstwimp,hadhisshot,missedit,anditsbeendownhilleversince.JustbecauseaKimBasingerlook-a-likenamedEvewalkedbyinherlatestbirthdaysuit,hedidn’thavetoslobberalloverhimself,andbegtotakeabite-oftheapplethatis!

Adamknewtheyhaditmadeinthegarden;nopollution,andthebest,noparkingenforcement!

WhatAdamshouldhavesaidwas,“Eve,forgetthatsnake,orforgetme.”Hemighthaveeventriedbluffing.ButAdamwas”whipped,”andtherestisbadhistory.Youguysmustneverunderestimatethepowerofawoman,evenwithoutaserpent.

Thekeyis,getthe“N”（no）wordinyourvocabulary,andbepreparedtouseit,toughguy!

Youknowsheisgoingtodisagreetotestyoueventuallysolet’sgetpreparedforit.remember,kissingupcouldcostyouapieceofprimeproperty,andputyouontheoutswiththe“oneupabove!

”

ADORING

IfInterestLeveltoohigh,OKforsquaw,butgreatwarriorbecomeboy-Apacheproverb.

Loveherwitheverythingexceptwords,Grasshopper-Chineseproverb.

Theydon’trespectbootlickers-CowboySaying.

Adoringlovehasnoeffectonawoman’spersonalitycomparedtoaman’s.WhenherInterestLevelshootstheroof,shejustdelightsinit.However,themalegoesthroughametamorphosisthatwouldevenbogglethemindofthefirstlovedoctor,SigmundFreud.ToyouPsychmajors,thismeansTomjustisn’tthesame