六人行116The One With Two PartsPart 1.docx

1、六人行116The One With Two Parts Part 1六人行1-16The One With Two Parts: Part 1Scene: Rift?s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.Chandler: This is unbelievable. It?s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you?d be looking like a ham right about now.(Ursula Buffay, Ph

2、oebe?s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)Joey: There?s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)Chandler: It?s Phoebe! Hi!(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes o

3、ver.)Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all?Chandler: Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, Excuse me, hello Miss, so now I?m here.Joey: No, no. how come you are working here?Ursula: Right, yeah, ?cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are rea

4、lly cute.Chandler: Can we start over?Ursula: Yeah. Okay great. I?m gonna be over here. (She wanders away.)Chandler and Joey: No, no, no!Opening CreditsScene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.Ross

5、: I don?t know whether he?s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident.Rachel: No, yeah, I?ve done that.Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the

6、crossword.Rachel: I?ve never done that.(Outside in the street, Joey and Chandler arrive, to peer through the window at Phoebe, by bending down to look underneath the shop?s sign?a large steaming cup of coffee.)Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn?t look exactly like her sister.

7、Joey: I?m sayin? I see a difference.Chandler: They?re twins!Joey: I don?t care. Phoebe?s Phoebe. Ursula?s. hot!(Joey and Chandler come indoors.)Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Let?s not do that any more.(They hang up their coats and

8、scarves, then approach their friends on the main sofa.)All: Hey guys! Hey!Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay. um, Liam Neeson.Joey: Nope.Phoebe: Morly Safer.Joey: Nope.Phoebe: The woman who cuts my hair!Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.Chandler:

9、Your sister Ursula.Phoebe: (Her face dropping) Oh, really.Chandler: Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh.Phoebe: Rift?s. Yeah, I know.Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys haven?t talked in like years.Phoebe: Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?Joey: Not from where I was standin?.Phoebe

10、: (Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don?t get along?Phoebe: It?s mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it.

11、later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like yeah, right, well what else is new?Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I?m sorry, I?ve got to go. I?ve got Lamaze class.Chandler: Oh, and I?ve got Earth Science, but Ill catch you in Gym.Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?Ross: No, Susan?s gonn

12、a be there too. We?ve got dads, we?ve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.Rachel: Well, isn?t, isn?t that gonna be weird?Ross: No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think I?m pretty comfortable with the whole situation.Monica: Ross,

13、that?s my jacket.Ross: I know.(Rachel grins as Ross removes the girlie jacket, grabs his own, and rushes out.)Scene: The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who?s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan.Woman: Hi, w

14、e?re the Rostins. Err, I?m J.C., and he?s Michael, and we?re having a boy, and a girl.Teacher: Good for you. Alrighty, next?Ross: Hi, um, I?m err, (has to clear his throat) I?m Ross Geller, and err ah. (pats Carol?s bulge) .that?s, that?s my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and

15、this. is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carol?s, just, com. (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) .who?s next?Teacher: I?m sorry, I didn?t get. Susan is?Ross: Susan is Carol?s, Carol?s, Carol?s, friend.Carol: Life partner.Ross: Like buddies.Susan: Like lovers.Ros

16、s: You know how close women can get.(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)Carol: Susan and I live together.Ross: Although I was married to her.Susan: Carol, not me.Ross: Err, right.Carol: It?s a little complicated.Ross: A little.Susan: But we?re

17、fine.Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins. hah! That?s like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.Scene : Chandlers Office, Chandler is working.(Helen?s buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too.)Chandler: And (he imitates the buzzer) to you

18、too, Helen.Helen: (Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.Chandler: Oh, okay. Send her in.(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)Nina: Hi.Chandle

19、r: Hi, Nina. Come on in.Nina: You wanted to see me?Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. I?ve just been going over your data here, and little thing, you?ve been post-dating your Friday numbers.Nina: Which is bad, because?Chandler: Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.Nina: Your. excuse me?Chandler: WENUS. (Cough

20、s) Weekly Estimated Net.Nina: Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Won?t happen again. I wouldn?t want to do anything to hurt your. wenus.(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once he?s lost for something to say so she nods her head to tell him that he?s t

21、hinking correctly.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV.Chandler: It?s not just that she?s cute, okay. It?s just that. she?s really really cute.Ross: It doesn?t matter. You don?t dip your pen

22、in the company ink.(Marcel scampers about, interfering with the neatness.)Monica: Ross, your little creature?s got the remote again.Ross: Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now. Marce. you give Rossie the remote.(Marcel points the remote at Monic

23、a?s television, pressing a particular combination of keys. The logo SAP appears on the screen, and suddenly the dialogue is dubbed into Spanish.)Monica: Great.Ross: Relax, I?ll fix it.Rachel: (Looking at the television) Cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel.Ross: (looking at the remote) How did he do this

24、?Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?(Rachel slowly spins around, finally noticing that the lights have outstayed their welcome.)Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down

25、 around New Year?s. but obviously someone forgot.Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write Rach, take down the lights and put it on the re. frigerate. (finally noticing Monica?s note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)Chand

26、ler: Hey, where you been?Joey: I went back to Riff?s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.Chandler: Score.Joey: She is so hot!Chandler: Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err. (he i

27、ndicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)Joey: Pheebs?Phoebe: (Jumping up) Yeah?Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna. do that? Why?Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she?d be there.Phoebe: Well, I mean, I?m not m

28、y sister?s, you know, whatever, and um. I mean, it?s true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we?ve grown apart, so, um. I don?t know, why not? Okay.Joey: Cool, thanks.(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor

29、Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)Ross: You okay?Phoebe: Yeah I?m fine.Ross: You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)

30、Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins? pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.Ross: Sor

31、ry.Ross: Hi. Sorry I?m late. Where?s, where?s Carol?Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. I?ll get the information.Ross: No. No. No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know what?s going on.Susan: Oh, good. This?ll be fun.Teacher: Alrighty. We?re gonna start with s

32、ome basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why don?t you get on your back? And. coaches, you should be supporting Mummy?s head.(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)Ross and Susan: What? What? What?Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?Ross: Okay, I?m gonna play my sperm card one more time.Susan: