Friends剧本21.docx

1、Friends剧本21The One With Ross New GirlfriendWritten by: Jeff Astroff & Mike SikowitzTranscribed by: Mindy Mattingly PhillipsWith Minor Adjustments by: Eric AasenScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.Phoebe: Ok, so this

2、is pretty much whats happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like forget about her but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that

3、 Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, Oh my god. So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, thats pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, howve you been?Op

4、ening CreditsScene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees hes coming off with another woman.Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a be

5、nch and falls down.) Ross: (seeing her) Rach!Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)Ross: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?Rachel: What?Ross: Youre bleeding. Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Bac

6、k from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.Rachel: These are, these arent for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she cant speak English.) Welcome to our country.Julie: (Loudly,

7、proving she can speak English.) Thank you. Im from New York.Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. Well just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.Chandler: No way!Monica: Im telling you, she went

8、 to the airport, and shes gonna go for it with Ross! Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, whats bigger than huge?Joey: Um, this?Phoebe: Yes.Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.Chandler: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.Phoebe: Cause, you know, (

9、in that voice) if you dont look good, we dont look good. I love that voice.Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.Chandler: Ok, I think shes trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.(She hits Chandler.)Rachel: (to Chandler) Y

10、ou, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!Ross: Thats all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?Joey: What up?!Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.All: Ohh. (Happily) Hi

11、!Julie: Hi, but Im not here, you havent met me. Ill make a much better first impression tomorrow when I dont have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.Ross: And bus.Julie: Oh my god.Ross: The screaming guy?Julie: And the spitting?Ross: You gotta hear this story.Julie: Were on this bus, thats easily 200 y

12、ears old.Ross: 200 at least.Julie: .and this guy.Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, Im so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didnt I? Oh! Its just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?Julie: Well,

13、Ross and I were in grad school together.Ross: But we havent seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess whos in charge of the dig. Rachel: Julie! Julie, isnt that great? I mean, isnt that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?Monica: (to Julie) Its an expression.Ross:

14、Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then were gonna go see the baby.Julie: And then weve gotta get some sleep.Ross: Yeah, its really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.Chandler: Well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause I like to be surprised.(Ross and Julie exit)Rachel: Bye. (Sh

15、e closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?Rachel: Yeah, sure.Ross: Thank you.Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get.Rachel: Did you talk to him?Chandler: Not yet.Rachel: Then, no.(He goes to sit down next

16、to Ross.)Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying its never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?Chandler: God

17、?Ross: It was you, pal.Chandler: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, thats all. But then I met Julie, and I dont know, were havin a great time. And I have to say, I never wouldve gone for it with her if it hadnt been for you.Chandler: Well,

18、 you owe me one, big guy.Rachel: (To Ross) Heres your lemonade.Ross: I didnt order lemonade.Rachel: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because theyre gonna charge you for that. Ross: But.Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?

19、Chandler: He said.he said, he said that theyre having a great time. Im sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.Rachel: How is that the silver lining?Chandler: You have to really wanna see it.Scene: Monica an

20、d Rachels, Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV.Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.Monica: Pheebes, you know what Im thinking?Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, its been so long since youve had sex, youre wondering if theyve chang

21、ed it?Monica: No, although now thats what Im thinking.Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe youd like to do mine?Phoebe: Ohh! No.Monica: Why not?Phoebe: Because, Im just, Im incredibly anal and an unbel

22、ievable control freak.Monica: No youre not.Phoebe: I know Im not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.(The phone rings.)Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, its Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)Ross: (on phone) Hello? Hi.Chandler: (entering)

23、 Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?Joey: Needs some clothes altered?Chandler: No, no, Im just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.Joey: Why dont you go see Frankie? My familys been goin to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right,

24、 when was 1990?Chandler: Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when theres resistance!Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, Ill see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesnt hang up and motions for Rachel to be quie

25、t) Well you didnt hang up either. Rachel: She didnt hang up either!Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y.Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.Ross: Rachel! Ill just call her back. Rachel: Okay!Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnecte

26、d. (Walks away.)Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now hes Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I cant have.Monica: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.Rachel: I know

27、you did. Im just gonna deal with it, Im just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)Chandler: Ok, I dont care what you guys say, somethings bothering her.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning.Joey: (to Chandler) You know, I think

28、I was sixteen.Monica: (to Phoebe) Please, just a little bit off the back.Phoebe: Im still on no.Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?Joey: No-no-no-no-no, (grabs his pants) Im not fallin for that again.Phoebe: Whats goi

29、n on?Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?Paulo: (entering from Rachels room) Bon giorno tutti!Phoebe: Ewww! (Gets up and walks away.)Commercial BreakScene: Monica and Rachels, continued from earlier.Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why dont you just go get dr

30、essed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?Rachel: I dont know, I just kinda ran into him last night.Phoebe: Where?Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?Joey: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

31、Rachel: Oh God, I know Im a pathetic loser.Monica: Honey, youre not pathetic, youre sad.Chandler: People do stupid things when theyre upset.Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadnt.(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.(Ross and Julie enter.)All: Hi!Ross: Hi. Sorry were late but we werewell, there was touching.Paulo: (entering) Hey, hey Ross.Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?Paulo: I do Raquel.Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, hes back.Rachel: Yeah, hes back. Is that a problem?Ross: No, not a problem.