六人行中英对照1004 The One With The Cake.docx

1、六人行中英对照1004 The One With The Cake1004 The One With The Cake Scene: Central PerkMonica: (she enters) Hey guys!Ross, Rachel and Chandler: Hey!Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!Rachel: Wait, you cant go away this week

2、end! Its Emmas birthday!Ross: Yeah!Rachel: Were having a party.Monica: Well, cant you just have the party when we get back?Ross: No.Rachel: No, that day. that wont be her real birthday!Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!Ross: Cmon you guys, this is really

3、 important to us.Monica: Well, Im sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect. emotionally.Chandler: Theres this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim.Rachel: Well, cant you just go to Vermont the next day?Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be ther

4、e. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys. This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!Monica: All right, well stay. We can just drive up after the party.Chandler: Fine,

5、but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party.Monica: Believe me, that is not why we wont be doing that!OPENING CREDITSScene: Rachel and Joeys apartmentRachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then h

6、e would draw a treasure map to help me find em all.Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm. when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!Ross: (he enters) Hey guys!Rachel and Phoebe: Hi!Ross: Hey, I brought the camera for Emmas vide

7、o.Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and well give it to her when she is 18.Phoebe: Oh, COOL! Wow, its like a time capsule!Ross: Yeah!Phoebe: Oh, just think. shes gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasnt even been invented yet! With friends who right no

8、w are just like babies! And theyll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!Ross: Thats the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?Rachel: Oh no, its still nap time. But shell be up soon.Ross: Ah, and where is Joey?Rachel: I said its still nap time.(Joey comes out from his ro

9、om, yawning)Ross: (taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!Joey: Hey!Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his How You Doin line) Ross: Joey, NO!Joey: What, what!? its for her hot friends!Ross: When they see this youll be 52!

10、Joey: And starting to think about settling down!Rachel: Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emmas presents on?Joey: Id love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?Phoebe: Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?Phoebe: Joey, it

11、s a birthday party.Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. Whats the point. the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And hes standing next to this cow and the cow says El-moo! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah. thats a funny cup!(Monica

12、and Chandler enter)Monica: Hey!Chandler: Hey hey! Wheres the birthday girl?Rachel: Oh, shes still nappingChandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isnt a really big deal

13、to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.Monica: All right. youre right. Were sorry. Now lets wake up Emma and get the fun time started!Rachel: No really, she didnt sleep well last night, so we cant wake her up.Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?(someon

14、e knocks on the door. Rachel goes to open it)Jack and Judy: HI!Ross: (points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!Monica: So glad you came!Jack: I cant believe Emma is already one!Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were givi

15、ng you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) Theres something you didnt know about your dad!Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.Jack: Thank you!Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us tog

16、ether again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!Jack: Which one are you?(Later.)Monica: I cant believe Emma is still asleep!Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?Monica: Ive got a plan. Ive got a plan. Im going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs.

17、Youre gonna scream out and thatll wake her up!Chandler: Im not going to Vermont with this Monica!Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking. since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So youre gonna. hit on her?Joey: No, no, no! My talents as an actor!

18、Phoebe: Oh!Joey: You know, I could like maybe. I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!Phoebe: Or you could stick a fork in an apple!Joey: Hey, I think Emma might like it!Rachel: Oh! Emma might like what?Joey: Um, my present!Rachel: What did you get her?Joey: Actually we prepared performan

19、ces.Phoebe: Separate performances.Joey: But equally real!Rachel: Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?Phoebe: Sure, yeah!Joey: (unconfidently) O K.Rachel: (to ever

20、ybody) All right, lets get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.Ross: Oh, great!Phoebe: (to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?Joey: Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waitin

21、g!Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?Joey: I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emmas books.Rachel: Oh, ok, which one?Joey: Uh, why, its a. (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) “Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression” e

22、esh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “Love you forever”. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and f

23、orth, and while she held him she sang “Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as Im living, my baby youll be”. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang “Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as Im living, my baby youll

24、be”.Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!Ross: Thank you so much for that gift!Chandler (nearly weeping): I was not ready for this today!Ross: Amazing. amazing.Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, Im sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.Phoebe: Thats right, Ive prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to he

25、rs. For theres no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!Rachel: Is that it?Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you

26、 know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.Everybody: No, no, no, no, no!Scene: Joeys Apartment. Ross is filming his parents Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.Jack: Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.Judy: Yes, yo

27、ull be all grown up by then. Well be. Well your grandfather and I might not be here.Jack: Thats true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!Judy: After all, my parents died very young.Jack: And my cholesterols off the charts!Judy: Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women to

28、o!Ross (stops recording): Ok, cut! Great. That was. that was just. yeah!Rachel: Ross, um, dont forget to get a shot of Emmas cake. Its in a box in the fridge.Ross: Sure.Rachel: Oh, youre gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corinos.Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamie

29、st frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, theyll copy it in icing!Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?Rachel: Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.Ross: Uh, Rach? Does th

30、is bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my babys face on a penis!Phoebe (sees the cake): oh! Now its a party!Rachel: Why you guys this isnt funny, all right? If I wanted this ca

31、ke to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!Joey (staring at the cake): Uh. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?Judy:(to Jack) Jack, look at this.Jack: I know what youre thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!Ross: I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughters birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (paus