六人行中英对照1004 The One With The Cake.docx

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六人行中英对照1004TheOneWithTheCake

1004TheOneWithTheCake

[Scene:

CentralPerk]

Monica:

（sheenters）Heyguys!

Ross,RachelandChandler:

Hey!

Chandler:

Honey,IgotusthatroomattheWoodfordInnthisweekend.

Monica:

ThatplaceinVermont?

Youcantakeahint!

Rachel:

Wait,youcan'tgoawaythisweekend!

It'sEmma'sbirthday!

Ross:

Yeah!

Rachel:

We'rehavingaparty.

Monica:

Well,can'tyoujusthavethepartywhenwegetback?

Ross:

No.

Rachel:

No,thatday...thatwon'tbeherrealbirthday!

Chandler:

Geeifonlyshewereoneandhadnoideawhatthehellabirthdaywas!

Ross:

C'monyouguys,thisisreallyimportanttous.

Monica:

Well,I'msorry,butChandlerandIcouldreallyuseaweekendaway.Youknow,toreconnect...emotionally.

Chandler:

There'sthisthingIreallywantustodo.IreadaboutitinMaxim...

Rachel:

Well,can'tyoujustgotoVermontthenextday?

Ross:

Yeah,wewanteveryonetobethere.AsmuchasIhatetodelayyourdoingweirdsexstufftomylittlesister.

Rachel:

AndImean,youknow,youguys...Thisisabigdeal.Imean,howcanwehaveherfirstbirthdaypartywithoutherauntandheruncle!

Monica:

Allright,we'llstay.Wecanjustdriveupaftertheparty.

Chandler:

Fine,butifweendupnotdoingthisMaximthingbecauseofthisparty...

Monica:

Believeme,thatisnotwhywewon'tbedoingthat!

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

RachelandJoey'sapartment]

Rachel:

YouknowPheebs,whenIwaslittle,onmybirthday,mydaddywouldhideapresentineveryroomofthehouse,andthenhewoulddrawatreasuremaptohelpmefind'emall.

Phoebe:

Oooh,Ilovefamilytraditionslikethat.Whenuhm...whenUrsulaandIwerekids,onourbirthday,ourstepdadwouldsellhisbloodtobuyusfood!

Ross:

（heenters）Heyguys!

RachelandPhoebe:

Hi!

Ross:

Hey,IbroughtthecameraforEmma'svideo.

Rachel:

Oh,good,good!

WehadthisideatomakeabirthdayvideoforEmmaandwe'llgiveittoherwhensheis18.

Phoebe:

Oh,COOL!

!

Wow,it'slikeatimecapsule!

Ross:

Yeah!

Phoebe:

Oh,justthink...she'sgonnabewatchingthatvideoonaTVthathasn'tevenbeeninventedyet!

Withfriendswhorightnowarejustlikebabies!

Andthey'llbelivinginafloatingcitythatthehumansbuilttoescapetheantpeople!

Ross:

That'sthehope!

So,isEmmaawakeyet?

Rachel:

Ohno,it'sstillnaptime.Butshe'llbeupsoon.

Ross:

Ah,andwhereisJoey?

Rachel:

Isaidit'sstillnaptime.

（Joeycomesoutfromhisroom,yawning）

Ross:

（tapingJoeywiththecam）Hey,thereisuncleJoey!

Joey:

Hey!

Ross:

Hey,saysomethingtoEmmaonher18thbirthday!

Joey:

18,uh?

（startstopreparehimselftosayhis"HowYouDoin'"line）

Ross:

Joey,NO!

Joey:

What,what!

?

it'sforherhotfriends!

Ross:

Whentheyseethisyou'llbe52!

Joey:

Andstartingtothinkaboutsettlingdown!

Rachel:

HeyJoey,willyoupleasesetthisupforpeopletoputEmma'spresentson?

Joey:

I'dloveto!

Yeah!

Joey:

（ToPhoebe）Weweresupposedtobringpresents?

Phoebe:

Yeah!

IwroteEmmaasong.

Joey:

Oh,yeah!

HowwasIsupposedtoknow?

Phoebe:

Joey,it'sabirthdayparty.

Joey:

Yeah,butforaone-year-old.What'sthepoint...theotherdayshelaughedforlikeanhouratacup.JustacupwithapictureofElmoonitdressedasafarmer.Andhe'sstandingnexttothiscowandthecowsays"El-moo"!

（Joeystartslaughing）Yeah...that'safunnycup!

（MonicaandChandlerenter）

Monica:

Hey!

Chandler:

Heyhey!

Where'sthebirthdaygirl?

Rachel:

Oh,she'sstillnapping

Chandler:

Oh,sure,shewasprobablyupallnight,excitedaboutthepartysheknowsishappening.

Rachel:

Look,IknowthatyouguysreallywanttogettoVermontandthisisn'tareallybigdealtoyou,butitreallyistous,ok?

Emmawillneverhaveafirstbirthdayagain.

Monica:

Allright...you'reright.We'resorry.Nowlet'swakeupEmmaandgetthefuntimestarted!

Rachel:

Noreally,shedidn'tsleepwelllastnight,sowecan'twakeherup.

Monica:

Areyoufreakingkiddingme,Green?

（someoneknocksonthedoor.Rachelgoestoopenit）

JackandJudy:

HI!

Ross:

（pointsthecamcordertowardsthemtorecordtheirentrance）Hey!

Monica:

Sogladyoucame!

Jack:

Ican'tbelieveEmmaisalreadyone!

Judy:

（toMonica）Irememberyourfirstbirthday!

Rosswasjealousofalltheattentionweweregivingyou.Hepulledonhistesticlessohard!

Wehadtotakehimtotheemergencyroom!

Ross:

（pointingthecamcorderathimself）There'ssomethingyoudidn'tknowaboutyourdad!

Joey:

HeyMr.andMrs.Geller!

Letmehelpyouwiththat.

Jack:

Thankyou!

Joey:

Ohman,thisisgreat,uh?

Thethreeofustogetheragain!

Youknowwhatwouldbefun?

IfwegavethispresenttoEmmafromallofus!

Jack:

Whichoneareyou?

（Later...）

Monica:

Ican'tbelieveEmmaisstillasleep!

Chandler:

Iknow,whatarewegonnado?

Monica:

I'vegotaplan.I'vegotaplan.I'mgoingtoramthisplatterreallyhardintoyourribs.You'regonnascreamoutandthat'llwakeherup!

Chandler:

I'mnotgoingtoVermontwiththisMonica!

Joey:

HeyPheebs,youknowwhat?

Iwasthinking...sinceyouwroteasong,maybeIcoulddosomethingforEmmausingmytalents!

Phoebe:

Soyou’regonna...hitonher?

Joey:

No,no,no!

Mytalentsasanactor!

Phoebe:

Oh!

Joey:

Youknow,Icouldlikemaybe...Icoulddoadramaticreadingofoneofherbooks!

Phoebe:

Oryoucouldstickaforkinanapple!

Joey:

Hey,IthinkEmmamightlikeit!

Rachel:

Oh!

Emmamightlikewhat?

Joey:

Um,mypresent!

Rachel:

Whatdidyougether?

Joey:

Actuallywepreparedperformances.

Phoebe:

Separateperformances.

Joey:

Butequallyreal!

Rachel:

Well,thissoundslikefun!

Well,youknowwhat?

Actually?

PeoplearegettingalittleantsywaitingEmmatowakeupfromhernap,sowouldyoumindperformingthemoncenow?

Phoebe:

Sure,yeah!

Joey:

（unconfidently）OK.

Rachel:

（toeverybody）Allright,let’sgetthispartystarted,huh?

JoeyandPhoebearegonnaperformalittlesomethingforus.

Ross:

Oh,great!

Phoebe:

（toJoey）Areyougonnabeembarrassedgoinguptherehavingnothingprepared?

Joey:

Hey,Idoiteveryweekwiththreecameraspointedatmeandawholecrewwaiting!

Rachel:

So,Joey,whatareyougonnadoforus?

Joey:

IwillbedoingadramaticreadingofoneofEmma’sbooks.

Rachel:

Oh,ok,whichone?

Joey:

Uh,why,it’sa...（hepicksabookup）oneofherfavorites,uh,（hereadsthetitleofthebook）“RidingtheStormOut.Copingwithpost-partumdepression”eesh!

（heputsthebookbackandpicksupanother）“Loveyouforever”.Loveyouforever.ByRobertMunsch.PublishedbyFireflybooks.Printed（hepausesandchangesthetonetoadramaticone）inMexico.Amotherheldhernewbabyandveryslowlyrockedhimbackandforth,backandforth,backandforth,andwhilesheheldhimshesang“I’llloveyouforever,I’lllikeyouforalways,aslongasI'mliving,mybabyyou’llbe”.（thepicturefadesandJoeyisnowfinishingthebook）.Andwhileherockedher,hesang“I’llloveyouforever,I’lllikeyouforalways,aslongasI'mliving,mybabyyou’llbe”.

Rachel:

（crying）Wow!

Thatwasamazing!

Ross:

Thankyousomuchforthatgift!

Chandler（nearlyweeping）:

Iwasnotreadyforthistoday!

Ross:

Amazing...amazing.

Rachel:

Oh,Phoebe,I’msorry!

Phoebehaspreparedsomethingaswell.

Phoebe:

That’sright,I'vepreparedasongforEmma.Frommyhearttohers.Forthere’snogreatergift,thanthegiftofmusic.（shestartssinging）Emma!

Yournameposesadilemma.'CausenotmuchelserhymeswithEmma!

MaybetheactorRichardCrenna,heplayedthecommandingofficerinRambo.HappybirthdayEmma!

Rachel:

Isthatit?

Phoebe:

No,ofcoursenot!

Ialso,youknow,preparedareading（shepicksupabook）.“Sexandthesinglemother.（pause）FindingyourG-spot.

Everybody:

No,no,no,no,no!

[Scene:

Joey’sApartment.Rossisfilminghisparents]

Judy:

HelloEmma.Happyeighteenthbirthday.

Jack:

Rightnowthatseemssofaraway,seventeenyears.

Judy:

Yes,you’llbeallgrownupbythen.We’llbe...WellyourgrandfatherandImightnotbehere.

Jack:

That’strue!

Thismessagecouldbecomingtoyoufrombeyondthegrave,Emma!

Judy:

Afterall,myparentsdiedveryyoung.

Jack:

Andmycholesterol’soffthecharts!

Judy:

Remember,Emma,heartdiseasekillswomentoo!

Ross（stopsrecording）:

Ok,cut!

Great.Thatwas...thatwasjust...yeah!

Rachel:

Ross,um,don’tforgettogetashotofEmma’scake.It’sinaboxinthefridge.

Ross:

Sure.

Rachel:

Oh,you'regonnalovethiscake.IgotitfromabakeryinNewJersey,Corino’s.

Monica:

OhmyGod,thatplacehasthecreamiestfrosting!

IusetohitchhiketherewhenIwasakid.

Rachel:

Well,anyway,theymakethesegreatnoveltycakes,inalldifferentshapes,andifyougivethemaphoto,they’llcopyitinicing!

Monica:

Oh,didyoudoapictureofEmma?

Rachel:

Yes!

Onacakeshapedlikeabunny.

Ross:

Uh,Rach?

Doesthisbakerybyanychancealsobakeeroticcakes?

Sayforbacheloretteparties?

Rachel:

Ross,whatareyoutalkingabout?

（sheseesthecake）oh!

OhmyGod!

Theyputmybaby’sfaceonapenis!

Phoebe（seesthecake）:

oh!

Nowit’saparty!

Rachel:

Whyyouguysthisisn'tfunny,allright?

IfIwantedthiscaketobeadisasterIwouldhavebakeditmyself!

Joey（staringatthecake）:

Uh..isitokthatIstillthinkitlooksdelicious?

Judy:

（toJack）Jack,lookatthis.

Jack:

Iknowwhatyou'rethinkingJudy,theresemblanceisuncanny!

Ross:

Iamthisclosetotuggingonmytesticlesagain.

Rachel（onthephone）:

No,no,thisisnotwhatIordered.Ok?

IwentallthewaytoNewJerseysothatIcouldhavetheperfectcakeformydaughter’sbirthdayandIneedabunnycake,rightnow!

Ross:

Askthemifitwouldbefasterifwecutthebaby’sfaceoffthepenis,sowecanputitonthebunny.（paus