《老友记》中英文剧本第四季第十二集.docx

1、老友记中英文剧本第四季第十二集412 The One With The EmbryosScene: Monica and Rachels, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in

2、the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.Rachel: What the hell is that?! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms o

3、ver to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.) Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.Rachel: (angrily) BACK OFF! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!(Chandler opens the door, finally.)Rachel: What is that noise?

4、Chandler: You!Joey: Its the chick! Shesgoing through some changes.Monica: What kind of changes?Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, its later that morning, everybody has gotte

5、n up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.Phoebe: Hey!Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?Rachel: Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals.

6、They shouldnt be living in an apartment.Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks aroundPhoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?Pho

7、ebe: Oh, theyre just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.Phoebe: Okay everyone, think thick.All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)Phoebe: Hi! Wish me luck!Monica: Oh, good luck.Joey: Good luck. (to Monica

8、) And Im still right!Monica: That is sooo not true!Rachel: What?Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.Chandler: I can check that for ya.Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than

9、we know you.Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.Joey: Yeah, whats that about?Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre goo

10、d. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.Rachel: Im so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.Monica: Yeah.Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?Ross: Five.Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.Rachel: How many guesses do you get?Joey: Six.Ross: Chal

11、lenge extended.Monica: Deal!Ross: Challenge excepted.Joey: All right, well start withapples.Ross: Well be starting with apples.Chandler: (to Ross) Stop that now!(Ross reveals a bag of apples.)Chandler: Yes!Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.Chandler: Diet soda.Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfe

12、ct so far.)Chandler: Orange juice.Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win! Monica: Ha-ha!Ross: They have another guess.Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.Joey: Okay, the last thingChandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear.)Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.C

13、handler: I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.Monica: Aww, man!Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.Monica: That does not mean you know us be

14、tter, I-I want a rematch.Rachel: Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.Joey: Serious?Monica: Are you scared?Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?Monica: Ross will do it.Ross: Oh sure, Ross will do it

15、! Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.Phoebe: Oh! I knew it! I knew it!

16、I felt really thick this morning.Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.Phoebe: Embryossss? As in, More than one?Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.Phoebe: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospit

17、al or a big box under the stairs?Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.Phoebe: Thats it! 25 percent? That means thats its like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of

18、 them in there?Alice: Sweety, now, shes a woman, not a gumball machine.Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.Alice: Umm, i

19、t costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.Phoebe: Whoa! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure

20、I get pregnant?Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the game is about to begin.Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be preg

21、nant?Joey: Huh.Rachel: I know! I know, its such a huge, life-altering thing.Joey: I know.(They all pause and think about it.)Ross: The test is ready.All: Yeah! Yes! (They all right into the living room, all excited.)Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the mos

22、t questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it

23、 this time.All: Oh yeah!(Ross flips the coin again.)Rachel: Tails!Ross: Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.Chandler: Fears and Pet Peeves.Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?Joey: Animals dressed as humans.Ross: Thats correct. Ladies?Monica: Same category?Ross: Accord

24、ing to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!Ross: That is correct.Joey: (to Chandler) The Irish gig guy?!Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.Joey: Its All Relative.Ross: Monica and I h

25、ave a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!Joey: (to Chandler) Nana?Chandler: She has a real name.Joey: (answering the question) Althea!Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?! Joey: I took a shot.Chandler: Are you sure it was Althea?!Ross: Althea is correct.Chand

26、ler: Nice shooting!(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)Rachel: Well take Literature!Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?Rachel: Chandler gets it! Its Chandler Bing!Monica: No!Ross: Im afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor B

27、ong.Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!Chandler: Actually, its Miss Chinandolor Bong.Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next ni

28、ne months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also

29、, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.Dr. Zane: Ready?Phoebe: Uh-huh. (To the embryos) Good luck.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the game is coming to a close.Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game

30、is theirs, pick your category.Rachel: (shouting) Its All Relative!Ross: You dont have to shout everything.Rachel: (shouting) Im sorry!Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!Chandler: Unfortunately that is correct.The Girls: Yes!Ross: All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event. (He opens up an envelope and holds up some note cards.) The Lightning Round!All: Ohhhh.Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting