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GossipGirlS1E3英语字幕填空版
PoisonIvy
GossipGirl：
Goodmorning,uppereastsiders,Gossipgirlhere.YouroneandonlysourceintothescandalouslivesofManhattan'selite.Topstoryonmyhomepage:
SerenavanderWoodsen,everybody'sfavorite"it"girl,hasjustreturnedfromamysteriousabsenceandwaslearningthehardwaythatyoucannevergohomeagain.
Kati：
You'llneverbelievewhat'son"GossipGirl"
Isabel:
Someonesawserenagettingoffthetrainatgrandcentral.
Nate：
Serena?
Blair：
Serena'satschool.
GossipGirl：
Why'dshereturn?
Serena：
Letmeguess.YoutoldeveryoneEric'sjustvisitinggrandpainRhodeIsland.
Lily：
YourauntCarolinMiami.
Serena：
Hetriestotakehisownlifeandyou'reworriedit'sgonnacostyoumomoftheyear?
Eric：
Mustbealotofrumorswhyyou'reback.
Serena：
Noneofthemmentionyou.
Lily：
Nate'sgonnawaitforserena.
Receptionist：
Hecangetinlinebehindthatguy.
Lily：
Idon'tneedsomenewboyinfluencingher,distractingherfromherneeds.
Rufus：
AkidlikeDanisexactlywhatSerenaneeds
Dan：
Guesswho'sdadiscool?
Jenny：
It'satrickquestion.
Dan：
Yeah'Causeitcan'tbeours.
Jenny：
You'regoingoutwithSerenaandT'mgoingtokissonthelips.Whosaidthisfamilywasn'tcool?
Serena：
Ithoughteverythingwasgoodbetweenus.
Blair：
Itwas...beforeIfoundoutyouhadsexwithmyboyfriend.
Lily：
Great.Justintimeforbrunch.
Blair：
Itoldhertostayaway.
Serena：
I'mnotsneakingaroundwithyou.
Nate：
Justtotalk.
Blair：
Yousaidyou'dneverspeaktoheragain.
Chuck：
Soyousleptwithyourbestfriend'sboyfriend.
Dan：
Isthattrue?
Blair：
Thensheranawayandliedaboutit.
Chuck：
PoorDaniel.Solittletime,somanyslutstodefend.
Serena：
Thisworld.It's-it'scrazy.
Dan：
Andyou'reapartofit.
Serena：
Blair,howcanIfixthis?
Blair：
Youdon't.Serena.Youjuststayaway.
GossipGirl：
ButnowthatSerenaisback.Willtheuppereastsideeverbethesame?
Ittakestwototangoandgirlslikethesedon'tgodownwithouta.
基本来说，这个短语很容易误导人。
“Ittakestwototango”的字面意思是“探戈舞需要两个人来跳”，照此推理，本应推出个鼓舞人心的“团结才是力量”，可它怎么竟成了贬义词“一个巴掌拍不响”？
不急，咱们慢慢来解析。
先说tango（探戈）。
探戈一般要男女对跳，男人粗犷、女人妖冶，构成了探戈舞的巨大张力。
这种舞蹈源于18世纪的阿根廷，当时被认为是上流社会的色情面具，同时也是草根阶层释放欲望的最好方式。
Tango的这层“诱惑、情色”意，很容易让人联想到它的同音异形词tangle（纠缠、扭缠在一起）。
如果看过奥斯卡影片“Scentofawoman”（《闻香识女人》），想必您还能记得老上校对tango的经典定义“Ifyoumakeamistake,getalltangledup,justtangoon.”如果（探戈）跳错了，那就让大家的舞步都混乱好了，这才是探戈。
说到这儿，想必您也明白了，（Ittakestwoto）tango其实是取了tangle的谐音，而整个短语“Ittakestwototango”实质上由英国俗语“Ittakestwotomakeaquarrel”（一个巴掌拍不响）发挥创造而来。
下次如果有朋友向您抱怨，女朋友又跟他闹矛盾了，您就可以这样回敬他：
Aconflictisnotthefaultofjustonepersonortheother;theyareoftenbothtoblame,becauseittakestwototango.
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GossipGirl：
There'splentyofupside正面影响tobeingthespawn卵，结果ofthefabulously惊人地wealthy.Butthedownside负面?
Supersuccessfulparentsexpectnothinglessfromtheiroffspring.Andwhenitcomestocollege,thatmeanstheivies.It'smorethanjustgettingintocollege.It'ssettingacoursefortherestofyourlife.Andforthosefewwhoaren'tlegacies,thepressuresarenoless.Whenparentshavefortheirchildren'sfutures,whatkidwouldwannaletthemdown?
Woman：
Thankyou,ladies.Goodmorning,students.Iaskallofyoutoshowalittleforourjuniorclass.Theyarealmostthroughwithivyweek.
Man：
Asisourlong-standingtradition,theConstanceBillardgirlswillbeinchargeofFridaynight'smixer交流会andtheSt.Jude'sboyswillprovidetheushers接待员forthevisiting.
Woman：
ForthoseofyouwhodreamofattendinganIvyLeagueschool,thismixeristhemostimportanteventofyourlife.
Man：
Butnopressure.
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Rufus：
Ah,it'snotthatbad.
Dan：
ItlookslikeIshavedwithawoodchipper.木片切割机
Jenny：
Iwasgoingwithmoreofachainsaw链锯.
Dan：
Nothelping.
Jenny：
Nottryingto.
Rufus：
Hey,lookonthebrightside.You'renotahemophiliac血友病患者.Otherwiseyou'dbeintheroom.
Jenny：
Andthat'shelping?
Dan：
Notreally.
Rufus：
Dartmouth'sgonnaloveyou.
Dan：
Yeah,Igottabelievebeingabletoshaveisaprerequisite首要条件forattending.
Rufus：
Nooneisbetterqualified.Nooneissmarter.More.
Dan：
Orwounded?
Ihaveatrustfundtofallbackon,Dad.Youknow,allIhaveiswhat'suphere.
Rufus：
Well,thatisthemostimportantthing.Collegeisaboutacademicexcellencenotyourstockportfolio股票财产.Besides,you'regonnadogreatinyourinterview.Youtakeafter长得像yourdadthatway.Spotlight聚光灯doesn'tphaseus.
Jenny：
Ooh,youbetterhopethere'snotaspotlightinvolved.I'myoursister.It'swhatIdo.
Dan：
Notwhenit'saboutDartmouth.
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Woman：
Remember,students...
Chuck：
Nathaniel,Alittlewakeandback小睡醒了吗.
Nate：
Wehaveourtoday.
Chuck：
Mypointexactly.（whispers）Ihavemy1-hitter决胜秘招.
Woman：
...butunderclassmenshouldconsiderthisweekadressrehearsal.Youarenotonlyrepresentingyourselvesthisweek,butfromourschoolandyourfamilies.
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Howie：
Trynottocutmeoffnexttime.Youalmostknockedmeoverthesideofthebench.
Nate：
Ididn'tcutyouoff.Ididn'tmeanto.
Howie：
Youwinfairandsquare公平地andnothingcouldmakemeprouder…tillyougetintheoldAlmaMater,thatis.
Nate：
Dadwetalkedaboutthis.Aboutmekeepingmyoptionsopen,lookingoutwest.
Howie：
Yeah,ofcourse.Butlet'sgetserioushere.SomeonewithyourgradeswantstogetintoDartmouth.Youneedtoappear
tobeworkingforit.
Nate：
DadI…
Howie：
Usheringtherepisagoodstep.
Nate：
HowcomeeverytimeIbroughtupgoingtoUSCyouactlikeit'sajoke?
USC-UniversityofSouthernCalifornia
Howie：
Nate,there'saplanhere.
Nate：
MaybeIwanttomakemyownplan.
Howie：
ListenyourmotherandIdidn'tworkhardsoyoucanjustmakethingsupasyougoalong.Dartmouth.Lawschool.Blair.Soonyou'regonnahaveeverything.Listen,I'mlateforwork.Nail抓住thatinterviewtoday.Gogreen!
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Woman：
AspartofIvyWeek'sfestivities,attomorrownight'smixer,BlairWaldorfwillthecharity.Hercommunityoutreachcommitteewillhonorthisyear.
Kati：
HaveyouseenSerena?
Isabel：
Iwonderwheresheis.
Blair：
AndyouknowwhatIwonder?
HowI'msupposedtohearanythingaboutYalewithallthistalkaboutSerena.
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Blair：
DoyourememberwhendadgavememyfirstYalesweatshirt?
Idon'tthinkanypieceofclothinghaseverfitmemoreperfectly,nottomentionhowadorableIfoundthatbulldog.RememberwhenIaskedyouifIcouldgetabulldog?
Goodcall,bytheway,sayingno.Andnowthebigdayisfinallyhere.SoonNateandIwillbeawayatcollege.Himcomingdowntoyale,megoinguptoDartmouth.DadflyinginforthePrincetongame.Ihopeitdoesn'tmakeyoufeeloldwatchingmegrowup.
Maid：
Eatup,MissBlair.Yourmomwouldwantyoutohaveagoodbreakfast.
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Woman：
AndnowheadmasterPrescott...
Blair：
SoSerena'sreallynothere?
Kati：
That'swhatIsaid.
Isabel：
Whenyouweren'tsupposedtobetalking.
Man：
Thankyou,MissTedrow.
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Lily：
Serena,comeon.Hurryup.You'regonnabelate.
Serena：
Iam!
AndIknow.
Lily：
Youknow,youshouldn'thavestayedatyourbrother'sagain.Imean,whysleepthere?
It'snotlikehecanevenseeyou.Hiseyesareclosed.
Serena：
Doyouhaveonematernal母性的boneinyourentirebody?
Lily：
Serena,youneedyourrestokay?
It'sIvyWeek.
Serena：
IknowandifIcangetoutofthishotelroom.It'smysolemissioninlifetothatBrownRep.
Lily：
Well,Iamsothrilledtohearyousaythat'sstillyourplan.Because,Imean,Iknowit'ssomethingwe'vealwaystalkedabout.Buthonestly,sinceyou'vebeenback,I'vewonderedifyourmindwasevenoncollege.
Serena：
Lookmom,I'vehadmymindonalotofthings.Butsincerecentevents,goingawaytocollegesoundsprettygood.
Lily：
How…howdidyouleavethingswithdan?
Serena：
Idon'twanttotalkaboutit.
Lily：
What'sgoingonwithyouandBlair?
Serena：
Mom,please!
Look,allIwannadoisjustfinishhighschoolinandgoawaytoastatewithlotsofpeoplewhodon'tknowwhoIamandjuststartover,okay?
Lily：
Takeacab.Don'twalk.
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Serena：
（underbreath）Ohgod.（normalvoice）God!
Pleasedon'ttellmeit'sover.
Dan：
What?
Youwerethere.Iwouldsayit'sprettyover.
Serena：
Imeanttheassembly大会.
Dan：
Oh,right.No,yeah.No,itjustendednow.
Serena：
Damnit.
Dan：
Anyway,goodluck.
Serena：
Yeah,youtoo.
Blair：
Oh,toobadyoumissedtheassembly.Notthatit.Browndoesn'tofferdegreesinslut.
GossipGirl：
Spotted:
S，notsofashionablylateanddresseddownbyB.Gameon,ladies.
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Serena：
Look,ImadeamistakewithNateokay?
Butthenyousabotaged破坏mewithDan,wedon'thavetobefriendsbut…oh!
Ugh!
Referee：
What'sup,Waldorf?
Blair：
Sorry.Itslipped.
Serena：
I'mfine.Ireallywanttobelievethatwasan.
Blair：
Thenyoumustbedelusional妄想的.
Serena：
Thankyou.
Referee：
Runningoutofcolorshere,Blair.在这样你会被逐出场
Serena：
AndI'mrunningoutof.Enough,okay?
Blair：
It'senoughwhenIsayit'senough.
Referee：
Girls,breakitup!
Blair：
Getoffofme!
Serena：
Isthatenoughyet?
!
Sowe'veactuallycometophysicalblows互殴,huh?
Truce休战，讲和?
Blair：
Ow!
Myleg!
Referee：
Serenayou'reoutofhere.
Serena：
Ihopeit'sbroken.
GossipGirl：
Heyuppereastsiders.WehearthatWorldWarIIIjustbrokeoutandit'swearingkneesocks.Chooseyoursideorrunandhide.Wehaveafeelingthisone'stothedeath.
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Man：
AndwhyshouldyoubetheDartmouthusher?
Dan：
WellI'vegiventhisalotofandIthinkIcanansweryourquestioninthreeparts.AndI'dliketostart
Withthethirdpartfirstifit'scoolunlessthatwouldbeconfusing.Inwhichcase,Icanstartatthebeginning.TheDartmouth"principlesofcommunity"highlight强调integrity诚实,responsibilityand.Well,fromSt.Jude's,I'velearnedintegrity.Frombeinganolderbrother,Ihavelearnedre
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