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绝望的主妇第一季第十一集剧本
Episode01.11-MoveOn
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Previouslyon"desperatehousewives"...
Rex:
Iamjusttryingtomoveonwithmylife.
Bree:
Areyouhavinganaffairwithmyhusband?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Suspicionendedintragedy.
Bree:
I'mheretoseeRexVanDeKamp.Apparently,hehadaheartattack.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Trust...
Carlos:
ItkillsmethatI'mputtingyouthroughthis.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
...wasputontrial.
JudgeSullivan:
Bringmethepassport,andMr.Soliscanvisithismother.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Andex-husband...
Susan:
Youwalkedoutonyourfamily.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
...wasreplaced.
Edie:
SheisouttherethrowingherselfatMikeDelfino.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Andeveryone
Edie:
Wow,yourownpersonalnanny?
Swellyou.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
...wasgettinginovertheirheads.
(EdieBrittstandsnexttohercar,lookingthoughtful.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"EdieBrittcouldneverunderstandwhyshedidn'thaveanyfemalefriends.Ofcourse,shealwaystriedtotellpeopleshedidn'tneedany,butthetruthwas,itbotheredEdiethatotherwomendidn'tseemtolikeher.EvenaftermovingtoWisteriaLane,Ediecouldn'tunderstandwhyherneighborskepttheirdistance."
(FlashbacktowhenEdiemovedin.Shetellsoneofthemoverstobecareful,thenwavesatSusan,Bree,Gabrielle,andLynettewhoaresittingonSusan'sporch,watchingthemove-in.Theyallwave,butwhenEdieturnsaway,theywhispertoeachother.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"AndthenshemetMarthaHuber."
Mrs.Huber:
"Holy!
"
(Mrs.HubercomesuptoEdie,smilingandcarryingacovereddishoffood.ShehandsittoEdie,whotakesit,smiling.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Withinfiveminutes,Mrs.HubermanagedtodisparagewhatEdiewaswearing.Infact,whenevertheygottogether,Mrs.Huberinsultedher.ShemadefunofeverythingfromEdie'smakeuptohertasteinmen."
(EdieandMrs.Huberwalkdownthestreetasanattractivemalejoggerjogspastthem.EdieturnstowatchhimgopastherandMrs.Huberpinchesheronthearm.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Yes,MarthaHubercouldbecruel,offensive,anddownrightmean.ButEdiedidn'tcare,becauseshewasthefirstrealfriendEdieBritthadeverhad.ButnowMarthaHuberwasmissing.Shehadvanishedwithoutatrace,andEdiewasnotembarrassedtoadmit,sheneededherback."
(AcabpullsupandEdieshakesoffherflashbackasshewalkstothesideofit,wherethedooropens.Awomangetsoutofthecab.)
Felicia:
"Edie?
"
Edie:
"Yes."
Felicia:
"I'mFeliciaTilman.Martha'ssister."
Edie:
"Really!
"
Felicia:
"What'swrong?
"
Edie:
"Ohnothing'swrong,it'sjustthatMarthaalwayssaidhowalikeyoutwowere.Ijustdon'tseethefamilyresemblance."
Felicia:
"It'sthere.Itjusttakesawhiletobecomeapparent.Doyouhavethekeytoherhouse?
"
Edie:
"Ido.Afterthepolicekickedthedoorin,theyputonthistemporarylock.Oh,andbytheway,theneighborsarecomingoveratnoon.We'regoingtoorganizeandhandoutfliers."
Felicia:
"Thekey?
"
Edie:
"Ohright.Youknow,Icanonlyimaginehowworriedyoumustbe."
Felicia:
"I'mnotworried,Edie.MarthaandIhadaveryintensebond.Wewereconnectedatthemostprimallevel,andafewdaysago,Ifeltthissensationinmysoul.That'swhenitfirstdawnedonmethatsomethinghadhappenedtomysister.Andwhenshedidn'tarriveatmyhomeasscheduled,well,that'swhenIknewshewasdead."
Edie:
"Oh,honey,no!
Youmustn'tthinklikethat!
Martha'sonlymissing!
"
Felicia:
"No,Edie,she'sdead.Butshe'smysister,andI'mgoingtofindoutexactlywhathappenedtoher."
Edie:
"Look,Felicia,it'snaturaltofreakoutwhenalovedoneismissing."
Felicia:
"Lovedone?
Oh,Edie,letmebeclearaboutthis.IhatedMartha.Shewasawretchedpigofawomanandthedayshedied,thisworldbecameabetterplace."
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"ItwasinthatmomentthatEdiefinallysawthefamilyresemblance."
Credits
[OutsideMrs.Huber'sHouse]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Mrs.Huberwasmissing.ThewordsechoeddownWisteriaLaneuntileverylastresidentwasawareofherdisappearance.Bynoon,dozensofneighborshadgathered.Somecametovolunteer,somecameinsympathy,andsome,cametolearnexactlywhatthepoliceknewandwhattheydidn't."
(Whileneighborspassoutfliersamongsteachother,Paulstandsofftotheside,lookingdownattheflierthatrevealsMarthaismissing.)
(AmaninasuittakesaflierfromthepileandturnstothegroupofneighborsstandinginMrs.Huber'syard.)
Man:
"SoI'llneedyoutopassoutfliers.Puttheminthemall,thepark,anywhereyouthinkMrs.Hubermighthavebeenseen.Weneedtojumponthis;timeisoftheessence.Edie,wouldyouliketosaysomething?
"
Edie:
"OnbehalfofMartha,andhersisterFelicia,I'dliketothankyouallforcomingheretoday.Youknow,mylastconversationwithMarthawasoneofanger.AndI'llneverforgivemyselfforthethingsthatIsaid.Ilayawakeatnightthinkingaboutit."
(Shestartssobbingandturnstocryontheshoulderofthemaninthesuit.)
Lynette:
"Idon'tknowhowshedidit,butEdiemanagedtomakethisallabouther."
Gabrielle:
"She'satalentedgirl,ourEdie."
Susan:
"HasanybodytalkedtoBree?
How'sRexdoing?
"
Lynette:
"She'sbringinghimhomefromthehospitaltoday."
Susan:
"Well,Idon'tknowhowhehadaheartattack.Hewassoyoung."
Gabrielle:
"Hey,howcreepyisMrs.Huber'ssister?
"
Lynette:
"Iknow.ThewayshewastalkingaboutMrs.Huber,itwaslikeshewasalreadydead."
Gabrielle:
"Youdon'tthinksheis..."
Susan:
"Ohno,I'msureshe'sfine.We'retalkingaboutMrs.Huber.She'slikearoach!
"
(ThewomenwalkoffandPaulwalksuptoFelicia.)
Paul:
"IjustwantedyoutoknowthateveryoneonWisteriaLaneisprayingforyoursister'ssafereturn."
Felicia:
"Oh,Iseriouslydoubtthat."
(Sheturnsandwalksoff.)
[Rex'sHospitalRoom]
(LookingthroughthewindowofRex'shospitalroom,anursecanbeseencheckinghisheartbeatwithastethoscope.OutsidetheroomareBree,Danielle,andAndrew.)
Danielle:
"Whatdoyoumean,you'renottakingcareofhim?
"
Andrew:
"Dad'sbeingreleasedtoday.He'sgottohaveaplacetorecuperate."
Bree:
"Well,thenhecangotoamotelbecausehe'snotallowedbackinmyhouse."
Danielle:
"Ithoughtyoutwoweregettingalong.Whathappened?
"
Bree:
"That's-betweenyourfatherandme."
Andrew:
"You'resoselfish.Youknow,I'msolookingforwardtothedayIgettoputyouinanursinghome."
Bree:
"I'msorrytodisappointyou,Andrew,butmyplanistohaveanembolismandtodieyoung!
"
Andrew:
"Yeah,wellwe'reallrootingforyou,butyoumightnotbesolucky!
"
Bree:
"Andrew!
"
Andrew:
"YouwanttoseehowlongIcanholdagrudge?
Goaheadandabandonmyfather,becauseIpromiseyou,you'llbesorry."
Bree:
"Youwouldn'tbesayingthatifyouknewwhat-"
Andrew:
"Knewwhat?
Well,comeon,tellme!
BecauseI'dlovetoknowwhatmyfatherdidthatwassoawful!
"
Bree:
"Fine.Iwillseehimthroughthis,butafterthat,yourfathercanrotinhellforallIcare!
"
(Shewalksoff.)
Danielle:
"We'renotlikeotherfamilies,arewe?
"
Andrew:
"No.We'renot."
[Gabrielle'sHouse]
(Carlos'slawyer,Mr.Hartley,andGabrielleareinthelivingroomwhileYaoLincleansaroundthem.)
Mr.Hartley:
"Gabrielle,it'snotmyfaultthatyourbankaccountsarefrozen."
Gabrielle:
"I'mnotsayingit'syourfault,I'mjustsaying,fixit!
"
Mr.Hartley:
"Well,IwishIcould,butthefolksatthejusticedepartmentaren'tverysympathetic."
Gabrielle:
"I'mrunningoutofmoney.Inacoupleofweeks,I'mgonnabescrewed."
YaoLin:
"Whydon'tyouhocksomeofyourjewelry?
There'salotofstuffyouneverwear,andmostofit'sugly."
Gabrielle:
"Don'tyouhaveatoilettoscrub?
"
(YaoLinleavestheroom.)
Gabrielle:
"I'mjustsoangrywithCarlos.Whatwashethinking,exportinggoodsmadefromslavelabor?
Whycouldn'thehaveembezzledlikeotherwhitecollarcriminals?
"
Mr.Hartley:
"AllthejusticedepartmentwantsistomakesurethatCarlosdoesn'tskipthecountry.Now,ifheisreleasedonbail,Icanarguethatheneedsmoneytoliveon,andthey'llprobablyunfreezeoneofthesmalleraccounts."
Gabrielle:
"Buttheywon'treleasehimonbailuntiltheygetthepassport."
Mr.Hartley:
"Exactly.Youhaven'tfoundthatyet,haveyou?
"
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Gabriellewantedheroldlifestyleback,noquestion,butshewantedCarlostosufferforhisbetrayalevenmore."
(FlashbacktoGabriellelookingatCarlos'spassportinherhandsbeforethrowingitintothefire.)
Gabrielle:
"I'mstillsearching."
Mr.Hartley:
"Well,inthatcase,youmightwanttothinkaboutlookingforajob."
YaoLin(walkingby):
"Hah!
"
[Susan'sHouse]
(SusanandMikeareinthekitchentogether.)
Susan:
"So,Ihadareallygoodtime."
Mike:
"Ibetyoudid."
(Thedoorbellrings.SusantakesamomenttorunherhanddownMike'sback,endingonhisbuttocksandgivingthemasqueezebeforegoingtoanswerthedoor.)
Susan:
"Gotcha."
(Miketurnsandgivesherahappysheepishgrin.)
(Susananswersthedoorandit'sKarl.)
Karl:
"Hey,isthisabadtime?
"
Susan:
"Foryou?
Ofcourseitis."
Karl:
"That'scute.Taxstuff.Ineedyoursignature."
Susan:
"We'vebeendivorcedoverayear."
Karl:
"2003."
(Karlwalksin.)
Susan:
"Well,please.Justcomeonin.Uh,Mike,Idon'tthinkyou'veofficiallymetmyex,KarlMayer."
Mike:
"Ohhey!
MikeDelfino."
Karl:
"Right.Plumber."
(MikegivesKarlalookbeforeturningtoSusan.)
Mike:
"Yeah,Idon'thavetherightwasherforthisfaucet,soI'mjustgoingtogoacrossthestreetandgetit."
(Susanlaughsashebrushesagainsther,th