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超人总动员台词
[Filmreelscratching][Backgroundchatter]-Isthison?
-[Interviewer]That'sfine.Icanbreakthroughwalls,Ijustcan't...-[interviewer]That'sfine.-Ican'tgetthison.[Interviewer]Mr.Incredible...Doyouhaveasecretidentity?
Everysuperherohasasecretidentity.Idon'tknowasingleonewhodoesn't.Whowantsthepressureofbeingsuperallthetime?
OfcourseIhaveasecretidentity.Canyouseemeinthisatthesupermarket?
Comeon.Who'dwanttogoshoppingasElastigirl,knowwhatImean?
Superladies,they'realwaystryingtotellyoutheirsecretidentity.Thinkit'llstrengthentherelationshiporsomething.Isaid,"Girl,Idon'twanttoknowaboutyourmild-manneredalterego."Imean,youtellmeyou'reasuper-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,that'sallrightwithme.I'mgood.I'mgood.Nomatterhowmanytimesyousavetheworld,italwaysmanagestogetbackinjeopardyagain.SometimesIjustwantittostaysaved,youknow?
Foralittlebit.Ifeellikethemaid."Ijustcleanedupthismess.Canwekeepitcleanfortenminutes?
"[Interviewer]Icouldgettothatpoint.-"Please?
"-[Interviewer]We'renotfinished.SometimesIthinkI'djustlikethesimplelife,youknow?
Relaxalittleandraiseafamily.Settledown?
Areyoukidding?
I'matthetopofmygame!
I'muptherewiththebigdogs!
Girls,comeon.Leavethesavingoftheworldtothemen?
Idon'tthinkso.Idon'tthinkso.[Policesirenwails][Overradio]Weinterruptforabulletin.Ahigh-speedpursuitbetweenpoliceandarmedgunmenisunderway,travelingnorthboundonSanPabloAve.Yeah,I'vegottime.Mr.Incredible.-Whatisit,ma'am?
-Mycat,Squeaker,won'tcomedown.[Catmeows]Certainly.Isuggestyoustandclear.Therecouldbetrouble.No,he'squitetame.[Gunfire][Grunts][Meows][Beeping][Sirenswail]Letgonow.[Catyowls]Thankyou,Mr.Incredible.You'vedoneitagain.-You'rethebest.-No,I'mjustheretohelp.[Overradio]Allunits.Wehaveatourbusrobbery...Tourbusrobbery.I'vestillgottime.Officers.Ma'am.Squeaker.-Cool!
Readyfortake-off!
-Whatthe...?
-Whoareyousupposedtobe?
-I'mIncrediBoy.What?
No.You'rethatkidfromthefanclub.[Stammering]Brophy.Brody.Buddy!
Buddy!
MynameisIncrediBoy.I'vebeennice,I'vestoodforphotos,signedeveryscrapofpaperyoupushedatme...No,don'tworryabouttrainingme.Iknowyourmoves,crimefightingstyle,favoritecatchphrases,everything!
I'myournumberonefan!
[Buddy]Hey!
Hey,wait!
[Muttering][Lncredible]Youknow......youcantellalotaboutawomanbythecontentsofherpurse,butmaybethat'snotwhatyouhadinmind.-Hey,look...-[grunts]Elastigirl.Mr.Incredible.-It'sallright.I'vegothim.-Sure,you'vegothim.-Ijusttookhimoutforyou.-Sure,youdid.-Hisattentionwasonme.-AfactIexploitedtodomyjob.-Myjob,youmean.-Asimplethankyouwillsuffice.Thanks,butIdon'tneedanyhelp.Whateverhappenedto"ladiesfirst"?
Well,whateverhappenedtoequaltreatment?
Look,theladygotmefirst.-Well,wecouldshare,youknow.-Iworkalone.Well,Ithinkyouneedtobemore......flexible.Areyoudoinganythinglater?
Ihaveapreviousengagement.[Whistles]Now,youjuststayhere.Theyusuallypickupthegarbageinanhour.-[Frozone]Hey,Incredible!
-Hey,Frozone!
-Shouldn'tyoubegettingready?
-Istillgottime.[Crowdscreaming][Woman]He'sgonnajump!
[Sansweet]Ithinkyoubrokesomething.Withcounseling,Ithinkyou'llcometoforgiveme.Waitaminute.[Sansweetmoaning][Beeping][Beepingspeedsup][Coughing]BombVoyage.[Buddy]AndIncrediBoy!
[Voyage]IncrediBoy?
Aren'tyoucuriousabouthowIgetaroundsofast?
Ihaverocketboots.-Gohome,Buddy.Now.-What?
Canwetalk?
Youalwayssaybetruetoyourself,butyouneversaywhichparttobetrueto.Well,I'vefinallyfiguredoutwhoIam.Iamyourward...IncrediBoy!
Andnow,youhaveofficiallycarriedittoofar,Buddy.ThisisbecauseIdon'thavepowers,isn'tit?
Noteverysuperherohaspowers,youknow.Youcanbesuperwithoutthem.Iinventedthese.Icanfly.Canyoufly?
Flyhome,Buddy.Iworkalone.Justgivemeonechance!
I'llshowyou.I'llgogetthepolice.-Buddy,don't!
-It'llonlytakeasecond,really.No,stop!
There'sabomb!
Letgo,you'rewreckingmyflightpattern.-Icandothisifyouletgo!
-Willyoujust...?
-I'mtryingtohelp!
Stop!
-Letgoofmycape!
[Beeping][Beepingspeedsup][Trainwhistleblows]Takethisonehome.Andmakesurehismomknowswhathe'sbeendoing.Icanhelpyou.You'remakingamist...Theinjuredjumper.Yousentparamedics?
Theypickedhimup.TheblastinthatbuildingwascausedbyBombVoyagewhoIcaughtrobbingthevault.Wemightnabhimifwesetupaperimeter.-Hegotaway?
-Well,yeah.-Skippyheremadesureofthat.-IncrediBoy.You'renotaffiliatedwithme!
Holysmokes,I'mlate.Listen,I'vegottabesomewhere.-WhataboutBombVoyage?
-Anyothernight,I'dgoafterhim,butIreallygottago.Don'tworry.We'llgethim!
Eventually!
[Churchorganmusicplays]-Isthenightstillyoung?
-You'reverylate.-HowdoIlook?
Good?
-Themask.Youstillgotthemask.[Cracksneck]Showtime.RobertParr,willyouhavethiswomantobeyourlawfulweddedwife?
You'relate.WhenyouaskedifIwasdoinganythinglater,Ididn'trealizeyou'dforgotten.Ithoughtitwasplayfulbanter.-Itwas.-Cuttingitclose,don'tyouthink?
Youneedtobemore...flexible.Iloveyou,butifwe'regonnamakethiswork,you'vegottabemorethanMr.Incredible.Youknowthat.Don'tyou?
...solongasyoubothshalllive?
-Ido.Ipronouncethiscouplehusbandandwife.[Peoplecheeringandwhistling]Aslongaswebothshalllive.Nomatterwhathappens.Hey,comeon.We'resuperheroes.Whatcouldhappen?
[Announcer]Inastunningturnofevents,asuperheroisbeingsuedforsavingsomeonewho,apparently,didn'twanttobesaved.Theplaintiff,OliverSansweet,whowasfoiledinhisattemptedsuicidebyMr.Incredible,hasfiledsuitagainstthefamedsuperheroinSuperiorCourt.Mr.Sansweetdidn'tasktobesaved.Hedidn'twanttobesaved.TheinjuryreceivedfromMr.Incredible's"actions",-causeshimdailypain.-Isavedyourlife!
Youdidn'tsavemylife!
Youruinedmydeath.[Lawyer]Myclienthasnocomment.[Announcer]Anothersuitwasfiledbyvictimsoftheeltrainaccident.Incredible'scourtlossescostthegovernmentmillions.Andopenedthefloodgatesfordozensofsuperherolawsuitstheworldover.Itistimefortheirsecretidentitytobecometheironlyidentity.Timeforthemtojoinus,orgoaway.[Announcer]Underpublicpressure,andthefinancialburdenofanevermountingseriesoflawsuits,thegovernmentquietlyinitiatedthesuperherorelocationprogram.Thesupersweregrantedamnestyfromresponsibilityforpastactions,inexchangeforthepromisetoneveragainresumeherowork.Wherearetheynow?
Theyarelivingamongus.Averagecitizens,averageheroes.Quietlyandanonymouslycontinuingtomaketheworldabetterplace.Denied?
You'redenyingmyclaim?
Idon'tunderstand.Ihavefullcoverage.I'msorry,Mrs.Hogenson,butourliabilityisspelledoutinparagraph.-Itstatesclearly...-[stammering]Ican'tpayforthis.Excuseme.Claims,BobParr.I'mcallingtocelebrateamomentousoccasion.We'renowofficiallymovedin.Yeah,well,that'sgreat,honey.Thelastthreeyearsdon'tcountbecause...BecauseIfinallyunpackedthelastbox.Now,it'sofficial.Ha,ha,ha.-[Helen]Whydowehavesomuchjunk?
-Listen,I'vegotaclient.Saynomore.Gosavetheworldonepolicyatatime,honey.Oh!
Igottagopickupthekids.Seeyoutonight.Bye,honey.Excuseme.Wherewerewe?
[Sobbing]I'monafixedincome,andifyoucan'thelpme,Idon'tknowwhatI'lldo.[Blowsnoseloudly][Sobbing]Allright,listenclosely.I'dliketohelpyou,butIcan't.I'dliketotellyoutotakeacopyofyourpolicytoNormaWilcoxon...[whispering]NormaWilcox.W-l-L-C-O-X.Onthethirdfloor.ButIcan't.IalsodonotadviseyoutofilloutandfileaWSformwithourlegaldepartmentonthesecondfloor.Iwouldn'texpectsomeonetogetbacktoyouquicklytoresolvethematter.I'dliketohelp,butthere'snothingIcando.-Oh,thankyou,youngman.-[Shouting]Sorry.Iknowyou'reupset!
-[Whispering]Pretendtobeupset.-[Sobbing]Parr!
YouauthorizedpaymentontheWalkerpolicy!
Someonebrokeintotheirhouse,Mr.Huph.-Theirpolicycovers...-Idon'twannaknowaboutit.Don'ttellmeaboutit.Tellmehowyou'rekeepingInsuricareintheblack.Tellmehowthat'spossible,withyouwritingcheckstoeveryHarryHardluckandSallySobstorythatgivesyouaphonecall.[OverPA]Morningbreakisover.Morningbreakisover.Iappreciateyoucomingdownhere,Mrs.Parr.What'sthisabout?
HasDashdonesomethingwrong?
He'sadisruptiveinfluenceandheopenlymocksmeinfrontoftheclass.-Hesays.-Look,Iknowit'syou!
-Heputsthumbtacksonmystool.-Yousawhimdothis?
Well...notreally.No.Actually,not.Oh,thenhowdoyouknowitwashim?
Ihidacamera.Yeah,andthistime,I'vegothim.See?
Yousee?
Youdon'tseeit?
Hemoves!
Rightthere!
Wait,wait!
Rightthere!
RightasI'msittingdown!
Idon'tknowhowhedoesit,butthere'snotackbeforehemovesandafterhemoves,there'satack.Coincidence?
Ithinknot!
-Bernie...-Don't"Bernie"me.[Screaming]Thislittleratisguilty!
Youandyoursoncangonow,Mrs.Parr.I'msorryforthetrouble.You'relettinghimgoagain?
He'sguilty!
Youcanseeitonhissmuglittleface.Guilty,Isay,guilty!
Dash,thisisthethirdtimethisyearyou'vebeensenttotheoffice.Weneedtofindabetteroutlet.Amore...constructiveoutlet.MaybeIcould,ifyou'dletmegooutforsports.Honey,youknowwhywecan'tdothat.IpromiseI'llslowup.I'llonlybethebestbyatinybit.DashiellRobertParr,youareanincrediblycompetitiveboy.Andabitofashowoff.Thelastthingyouneedistemptation.Youalwayssay,"Doyourbest."Butyoudon'treallymeanit.Whycan'tIdothebestthatIcando?
Rightnow,honey,theworldjust