经典美剧《老友记》第八季第十八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第八季第十八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

IsitokayifIbringsomeonetoyourparents'anniversary?

-Sure.-Yeah.

-Who'stheguy?

-Parker,wemetatthecleaners.

Didheputalittlestarchinyourbloomers?

Whosaidthat?

No,he'sreallygreat,though.Hehasthisincrediblezestforlife.

Hetreatsmelikeaqueen.Exceptwhenhetreatsmelikeanaughtygirl.

WoulditbeokayifIgivethetoast?

Evenafterwhathappenedattheir20th?

-I'dreallyliketo.-HopefullythistimeMomwon'tbooyou.

Yes!

EveryyearRossmakesthetoast,anditalwaysmakesthemcry.

-Thisyear,I'mgonnamakethemcry.-YouwonderwhyRossistheirfavorite?

AnytimeRossmakesatoast,everyonecriesandpatshimontheback.

Andtheyallcomeuptomeandsay,"God,yourbrother."

Youknowwhatthey'regonnasaythisyear?

"God,you."

Well,atleastonepersonwillbecrying.

I'manactor,andanyactorworthhissaltcancryoncue.

-Really?

Youcandothat?

-Oh,youkiddingme?

Watch.

Well,Ican'tdoitwithyouguyswatchingme!

TheOneInMassapequa

21

Oh,myGod.Youlooksofantastic.

Onmywayover,Ipicturedyouinmymind'seye.

NowI'mlike,"Mind'seye,youhadnoidea!

"

-Let'sdothatagain!

-Okay.

-Whatareyoudoing?

-I'mworkingonmytoast.

OrasIliketocallit:

"Sob-fest2002."

Icannotwaittoseethemcry.

It'snotgonnabelikeregularcrying.It'sgonnabelikeTermsofEndearmentcrying.

I'mgonnareducemyparentstosniffling,quakingmassesof..

Imayhavesomeunresolvedangerfrommychildhood.

-Hey,checkthisout.-It'sadog.

It'sadeaddog.

Chi-Chi.ShediedwhenIwasinhighschool.

-You'retalkingaboutadeadpet?

-It'sgoodstuff,huh?

Joey?

Yougotapresentformyparents?

Inhonoroftheir35thanniversary,Ihadastarnamedafterthem.

-Thatissocool.-AndIgotKamaSutrafortheElderly.

Youknow,Ithinkmaybetheonepresentisenough.

-Doyouguyshaveanyextraribbon?

-Sure.

Whatdoyouneed?

Wegotlace,satin,sateen,raffia,gingham,felt..

AndIthinkmytesticlesmaybeinheretoo.

Chi-Chi!

Oh,Ilovedthisdog.

Monicacouldn'tgetbracesbecauseChi-Chineededkneesurgery.

-What?

-You'rethe200-pounderwhorodeher!

Hey!

Everybody,thisisParker.Parker,thisis..

No,don'ttellme.Letmeguess:

Joey,Monica,Ross,Rachel..

andI'msorry,Phoebedidn'tmentionyou.

Chandler,I'mkidding!

Alreadyyou'remyfavorite.

-Tellmealittleaboutyourselves.-Actually,weshouldgetgoing.

ClassicRoss!

Rachel,lookhowyouglow!

MayI?

Ithinkyoualreadyare.

Rachel,youhavelifegrowinginsideyou.

Isthereanythingmoremiraculous..Apictureofadog!

Whoseisthis?

That'smyolddog.Hepassedawayyearsago.

Well,atleastyouwereluckytohavehim.Bow-wow,oldfriend.Bow-wow.

Youguys,wereallyshouldgetgoing.

ThereIgoagain,mycatchphrase.

-Sowhere'stheparty?

-It'sinMassapequa.

Massapequa,itsoundsmagical.IsitsteepedinNativeAmericanhistory?

Well,thereisanArby'sintheshapeofatepee.

I'vegotmynotes.Yougotthepresents?

-I'vegotthecarkeys.-We'redriving?

Aces.

-Soheseemslikeaniceguy.-Yeah,Ilikehimalot.

-Youwanttohangbackandtakeacab?

-Okay,otherwiseI'mnotgoing.

-Hey,Mom.-Thisissuchagreatparty!

Thirty-fiveyears.Impressive.Doyouhaveanypearlsofwisdom?

-Jack?

-Whyservefoodonsuchasharpstick?

It'sagoodquestion,Dad.It'sagoodquestion.

-Congratulations,youtwo.-Thankyou,we'resoexcited.

Andalso,congratulationsonyourwedding.

-Canwetalktoyouforjustamoment?

-Yeah.

It'sjustalittlething.

Whilewethinkit'smarvelousyou'rehavingthisbabyoutofwedlock..

ourfriendsarelessopen-minded.

-Wetoldthemyou'remarried.-What?

Thanksforgoingalongwiththis.

-Wehavetopretendthatwe'remarried?

-Ihadtoshavemyears.

Youcandothis.

-Canyoubelievethat?

-Iknow.

Ifyoudotheears,youmayaswelltakeapassatthenose.

Idon'twanttohavetolieaboutbeingmarried.

Idon'teither.Butit'stheirparty,andit'sonenight.

Wedon'thavetolie.Wewon'ttalk.

Ifitcomesup,we'llsmile,we'llnodalong..

-Ross?

-Rachel?

Hi,AuntLisa.UncleDan.

Congratulationsonthebabyandonthewedding.

-Here'ssomethingtostartyouout.-How'smarriagetreatingyou?

-Unbelievable.It'sgreat!

-Welovemarriage.

We'llseeyoulater.

-Hey!

-Hi!

CanIjustsay,Monica,thatyourdrivingisexquisite.

Thanks.LikeIsaidbefore,Iprettymuchjuststayedinthelines..

andtriednottohitanybody.

Whatabeautifulplace.Whatagreatnight.

Ihavetotellyou,beingherewithallofyouinEventRoomC..

Ifeelsolucky.Thinkofthegoodtimesthathappenedhere.

Thebirthdays,theproms,themitzvahs,bothbarandbat!

Nonewillcomparewithtonight.Idon'twanttoforgetit.

It'slikeIwanttotakeamentalpictureofyouall.Click.

Idon'tthinktheflashwentoff.

-I'mgonnafindthemen'sroom.-I'llgowithyou.

Somewherethereissomeonewithatranquilizergun..

andahugebutterflynetlookingforthatman.

Ihavetogotoo,butIdon'twanthimcomplimentingmything.

Gladweweren'tinthecar.Didheletup?

HecalledtheLonglslandExpresswaya"concretemiracle."

Thisroom.Thisnight.

Thatwaiter!

Hisshoes!

Imusttakeamentalpicture!

Sorry.

WereyouguysmakingfunofParker?

Thatdepends,howmuchdidyouhear?

He'salittleenthusiastic.What'swrongwiththat?

-It'ssomuch.-Well,sowhat?

Ilikehim.

DoImakefunofthepeopleyoudate?

Tag,Janice,Mona.

No,becausefriendsdon'tdothat.Doyouwantmyopinion?

Yourcollectivedatingrecordreadslikeawho'swhoofhumancrap!

-Ifeelterrible.-Iknow.

WhatwaswrongwithMona?

-Openit,openit,openit.-Yeah,baby!

Sowenevergottohearaboutyourwedding.

-Weweresurprisedweweren'tinvited.-No,itwasasmallwedding.

Butitwasbeautiful.Itwassmall,butkindofspectacular.

-Wheredidyouhaveit?

-OnacliffinBarbados,atsunset.

AndStevieWondersang"lsn'tSheLovely"asIwalkeddowntheaisle.

-Stevie'safamilyfriend.-Oh,myGod.That'samazing.

-I'dlovetoseepictures.-Yeah,sowouldI.

Youwouldn'tthinkAnnieLiebowitzwouldforgettoputfilminthecamera.

Wouldyouexcuseusforasecond?

-Whatareyoudoing?

-What?

Thismaybemyonlywedding.

-AndIwantittobeamazing.-Okay.

-MaybeIrodeinonaHarley.-Ross,ithastoberealistic.

Say,areyouokay?

Youseemkindofquiet.

-No,I'mfine.I'mgreat.I'mwithyou.-AndI'mwithyou.Whatagreattime!

Lookatthisplatebouncything.

Whataninspiredsolutiontoman'splate-dispensingproblems.

Oysters!

Letmefeedyou.That'snotnecessary.

-Please?

-Idon'teat..

-Iwon'tquituntilyoutryone.-Okay,fine.

-Good.-What'retheylike?

I'veneverhadone.

-Tryone.-Theylooktooweird.

Iknow,Iknow.

Listen,yourfamilyisreallystartingtowarmuptome.

Youjustkissedthecaterer.

-Whatareyoudoing?

-Goingovermytoast.

会让他们好好的吓一跳

Ican'twait.They'llcrysohard,they'llbefightingforbreath.

Ifyouwantto,Icouldjustholdthemdownandyoucouldjust..

Andmyveilwaslace,madebyblindBelgiannuns.

-Blind?

-Notatfirst,butit'sintricatework.

Theysaideventhoughtheylosttheirsight,itwasworthit.

-Ibetyoulookedbeautiful.-Well,Idon'tknow.

ButthereweresomepeoplethatsaidIlookedlikeafloatingangel.

-Howdidyoupropose?

-Oh,yeah,that'sagreatstory.

Well,actually,Itookhertotheplanetarium.

That'swherewehadourfirstdate.

Ihadtheroomfilledwithlilies,herfavoriteflower.

-Thatissosweet!

-Iwanttoheartherest!

ThenFredAstairesinging,"TheWayYouLookTonight"cameon..

thelightscamedown,Igotononeknee..

andwrittenacrossthedome,inthestars,werethewords:

"Willyoumarryme?

"

Andtheringwasthesizeofmyfist.

Hey,Phoebe?

Look..

Iwanttoapologize.Okay?

Wewerebeingjerks.

-Parker'snice,I'dliketoknowhim.-Youbetterdoitnow.

-Why?

-BecauseI'mgonnakillhim.

-What?

-He'stooexcitedabouteverything.

I'mallforliving,butthisistheGellers'35thanniversary.

Let'scallaspadeaspade.Thispartystinks.

I'mhavingtheworsttime.

Therewasalineforthebuffet,andwhenIgottotheplates..

Islippedonagiantbooger.

Areyousureitwasn'tanoyster?

Itcould'vebeen.Ididn'tlookatit.

IwipeditonChandler'scoatandgotthehellout.

Ithoughthewasagreatguy.Iwassoexcitedabouthim.

Well,hey,youshouldbeexcitedabouthim.

There'snothingwrongwithhim.

-Youthink?

-Yeah,knowwhat?

-Wewerealljustbeingtoonegative.-You'reright.

He'sjustembracinglife.WecouldallstandtobemorelikeParker.

Youknowwhat?

I'mlikehim!

I'mapositiveperson!

-Actually,youhaveanedge.-What'sthat?

-Oh,it'sParker!

-Look,theBunnyHop!

-Oh,Iloveit!

-Youdo?

Areyoukidding?

Peopleactinglikeanimalstomusic?

Comeon!

Okay,it'stimeforthetoast.

IknownormallyRossgivesthetoast,butthisyearI'lldoit.

No,it'sgonnabegreat.Really.

Okay.

Mom,Dad,whenIgotmarried..

thethingthatmademesureIcoulddoitwastheexampleyoutwoset.

Forthat,andotherthings,Iwanttothankyou.

IknowIprobablydon'tsayitenough..

butIloveyou.

WhenIlookaround,I'msaddenedbythethoughtofthosewhocouldnotbehere.

Nana,mybelovedgrandmother,whowouldsowanttobehere.

Butshecan't..

becauseshe'sdead.

Asisourdog,Chi-Chi.

Imean,lookhowcutesheis..was.

Domeafavor,passthistomyparents.

Remembershe'sdead,okay?

HerandNana,gone.

Wow!

Doesanybodyrememberwhen..

DebraWingerhadtosaygoodbyetoherchildreninTermsofEndearment?

Didn'tseethat?

Nomoviefans?

!

Youwanttohearsomethingsad?

Iwaswatching