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加菲猫电影剧本

加菲猫电影剧本

Garfield:

IhateMondays.Pookey,coverme.I'mgoingin.Sleepingbeauty,wakeup.Youcan

stopdreamingaboutme,becauseI'mherenow.Justwakeup.You'vegotworkto

do.You'renotjustmyowner......you'remyprimarycaregiver.John:

Notnow,Garfield.

Garfield:

Alright,cutthesweet...easynow.Tryingtocuddlewithme,huh?

Tryingtoavoid

yourduties,huh?

Wellthatjustain'tgonnafly!

See,I'mdoingmyexercise,doing

myjob.JustonequickCANNONBALL!

John:

Goodmorning!

Garfield!

OK,Ithinkyou'recleanenoughnow.Gotyourtowelright

here.No,Garfield!

It'sliverflavoured.

Garfield:

MMMDelicious.Ugh,Liver!

Actually,it'sliver'flavoured'.Thatwasgood

breakfast.NowIthinkI'llfallofftheCatkinsdietandgetmyselfalittlehigh

fatchaser.

Nermal（Garfield’sfriend）:

Garfield!

Garfield:

look,themilktruck!

Oh,thattaboyNermal.Themilktruckcomeseveryday.Nermal:

Maybenottoday.Maybeit'schangingroutes?

Maybethiswillbethelastwe'llever

seeofhim?

We'recats,welikemilk.Let'sgoforit.

Garfield:

No.Nermal:

But~~~Garfield:

Butnothing.Idon'tleavethecul-de-sacforanything.Outthereit'sahornet's

nestoftrouble.Badthingshappenoutthere,soIdon'tgooutthere.

Besides,I'vefound,ifyouwaitlongenough.Everythingcomestoyou.Here

comethemilkman.Herecomethemilkman.-----Hey,Nermal.Let'splay

Astronautagaintoday.

Nermal:

Yeah?

Garfield:

Yeah,Ilovethatgame.You'resuchabravelittleAstronaut.

Nermal:

Alright.Garfield:

Preparetojumpintoyourspaceship,CommanderNermal.

Nermal:

Whoa,whoa!

Whataboutthemilk?

Whoneedsmilkwhenyoucanbeinouterspace?

Garfield:

We'vegotasecretmissiontoday.

Nermal:

Yeah?

Garfield:

You'llbeexploringtheMilkyWay.Igetthechillswhenyoujumpinyourlittle

spacecraft.Thenationthanksyou.Preparetoblastoff!

Three,two,one!

Garfield:

BonVoyage!

Nermal:

Lookatmego!

Garfield:

Don'tlookdown!

-Cometopapa,baby!

Nermal:

Icanseeeverythinguphere.Icanseemyhouse!

Garfield:

GotMilk?

Nermal:

Icanseethewholeneighbourhood!

Garfield:

Wellthat'snice.That'sverynice.Nermal:

Hey,anothermilktruck!

Garfield:

Ooh,andthatisevennicer.Nermal:

Icanseeawhole......Garfield:

Missionaccomplished,Nermal.

Nermal:

Whoa,Garfield.Doitagain!

Wheredideverybodygo?

Thedog:

You'reonthewrongsideofthestreet,FatCat...beatit!

Garfield:

AndyouLucaareonthewrongsideoftheevolutionarycurvThedog:

Ok,that'sit.You'regonnagetitgoodtoday.

Garfield:

Imakeapointtogetitgoodeveryday.Therealquestionis,Luca:

HowshallIoutwityouthistime?

-Withsimplemaths?

-Iknowhowtospell.-OrshallIdistractyouwithsomethingshiny?

-Nowyou'remakingfunofme.Garfield:

Ihopeso,you'renofuntolookat.Thedog:

You'llnevergetthebestofme....IthinkIjustdid.Nottheducksagain.

Garfield:

Jumpback!

andkissmyskin.Dog:

IfIevergetoffthischain,you'regoingdown.Garfield:

Everybodybackup!

Idontknowhowwildthisthing'sgonnaget.Ilovethesmellof

cinnamonappleinthemorning.Smellslikevictory.Dog:

Ihatethisfatcat.Garfield:

Somuchtime,andsolittleIneedtodo.John:

Mouse!

Garfield:

Nothanks,I'mfull.John:

Gethim,Garfield!

Garfield:

Gethim,Jon!

Alwaysgottabesmashingandcrashing.Nobodypoisonsanymore.

There'smyball.John:

Whatgoodisacat,thatcan'tchaseamouse?

Garfield:

Idon'tdothechasething.Iknowyoudon'thearme.Butcan'tyoujustlisten?

Louis,whatareyoudoinginthehousewhenJon'shome.Louis:

SorryGarfield,manIcouldn'thelpit.

Garfield:

Look,whenheseesyouheexpectsmorefromme.Don'tyougetthat?

Louis:

Jon'sgotthosemacadamianutcookies,I'mtryingtomaintain.-Youunderstand?

Farfield:

Sure,aslongasyouunderstand...thatIhavetoeatyou.

John:

Goodboy!

See,Iknewyoucoulddoitifyouputyourmindtoit.You'rethebestcata

guycouldhave.Garfield:

Haveyoutastedyourselflately?

Louis:

Hey,itwasn'texactlythefirst-classloungeinthereformeeither.

Garfield:

Getyourselflost,Louis.Takeapowderforacoupleofdays,getahaircutand

growabeard.Louis:

Cool,IoweyouoneG!

TVshow:

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>>

Finally,backonmyregularschedule.<>Garfield:

Thatcat'spussiseverwhere.TV,newspapers,t-shirts.Iwouldn'twantthatkind

ofexposure（!

）John:

Heybuddy!

Cutthesmalltalk.

Garfiele:

What'sinthebag?

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BeHappy>>Garfield:

I'mhappywhenI'mwithyou.Youdelicatemelangeoftomatopaste,cheese,

groundmeatandpasta!

John:

Garfield,don'teventhinkaboutit.That'smyfood.Garfield:

Imayjustnibble.（我自作多情）TVshow:

<>

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BeHappy>>Chapman:

GivemetheBenadril!

Damnedcatallergies.

Chapman’shelper:

Anywordfromthenetworkyet?

No,butthey'relookingforadog-act

onGoodDayNewYork.Chapman:

Dogact!

Storyofmylife:

Lookingforadog,andI'mstuckwithacat.

-Butthesegmentwentquitewell-"Butthesegmentwentquitewell"Chapman:

Ofcourseitwentwell,youtoad.Thefiftyhousewiveswhosawit,lovedit.

TVshow:

<>

Chapman:

Oh,please.Whataknow-it-all.AndeverybodyalwayssaidIwasthehandsome

one.Iwasthesmartone.AndIwasbornfirst.Butthereyouare,"livefromthe

Hague",andI'mhereworkingwiththissackofdanderonadead-endregional

morningshow.

<>John:

Garfield!

DidyoueatallfourboxesofLasagne?

Garfield:

It'snotmyfault.Theystartedit.John:

WhatamIgoingtodowithyou?

Garfield:

Loveme,feedme,neverleaveme.John:

Let'sgoforaridetosomeplaceyoulovethatalwaysleavesyoufeelingpamperedand

refreshed.Garfield:

OhIknow,ChuckyCheese.Thankyou!

No,Wendys?

Tacokitty?

WellI'mstumped.

Maybeolivegarden,foryou?

TheonlytimeIleavemycul-de-saciswhenJon

takesmetotheVet.Whichhe'sbeendoingalotrecently.Anditappearstohave

nothingtodowithme.Jonmustwanttogoforhisownreason.Liz（doctor）:

Well,there'snothingwrongwithGarfield!

He'sjustahappy,fat,lazycat.

Noneedforasecondopinion.John:

-Iworryabouthim.Liz:

-Iknowyoudo.Y'know,youcareabouthimmorethananyownerI'veeverknown.

John:

'Him'hasaname.IsthisanHMO?

Liz:

Let'sgetGarfieldinforhisdip,Iwannatalktoyou,inprivate.

John:

She'ssobeautiful.

Garfield:

MrPathetic,you'vehadacrushonhersinceHigh-School.Willyoupleaseaskher

outsoshecanrejectyou,andwecangetonwithmylife?

John:

Ihavetoaskherout.-WishmeluckGarfield:

Ok,goget'embigtiger.Youtheman,youthefella,youtheboss,Youpreachto

her,showherhowtheco...youhopelessloser...Bettyhowabouttodayyoustart

meoffwithaSwedishmassage,amanicureandapedicure.Ok?

Seaweedwrap,

loofa,bellyrub,tailwaxing......thencrackmytoestofinish.

Liz:

Jon,there'ssomethingimportantIneedtoaskyou.SomethingIwouldn'taskmostof

theguyswhocomeinhere.John:

No,wait.IthinkIknowwherethisisgoing.

Liz:

Youdo?

John:

Ido!

Liz,I'vewantedtoaskyouthesamethingforaverylongtime.

Liz:

Areyousurewe'retalkingaboutthesamething?

John:

Absolutely.（当然了）I'veneverbeenmoresureofanythinginmyentirelife.（当

然不能再确定了）Liz,I'mreadytotakeachance.（我已经准备好了）I'mreadyfor...

Liz:

Thankyou!

John:

Adog?

Adog,I'mreadyforadog.Liz:

Ithinkhelikesyou.Friskylittlefella,isn'the?

Liz:

Hisname'sOdie,andhe'snotgoingtomakeitifhehastolivehislifeinacage.He

needstobeloved.Garfield:

Wellthankyou,thankyouverymuch.LadiesandGentlemen!

Nah,maybenotinmy

neighbourhood.Hey,homer,Ireallygottarun.Gottaflyeverybody,please,stay

behindthesecurityfence.It'ssogreatofyoutocomeoutandseeme.ButI've

gotsomebodywaitingforme,verydevoted.Almostcrippled.No,please,don't

cry.Iknowwhatit'sliketobeunloved.Well,youdo.I'lltrytocomebackand

visit.AndifIdon't,I'lltrytowrite.Byebye!

Thedog:

Doesanybodyknowthisguy?

Garfield:

Goodbyeeverybody!

MynameisGarfield,Liz:

Jon,youknow,youdon'thavetodothisifyoudon'twantto.

John:

No,no.It'sokay.Somepartofmehasalwayswantedtoknowwhatit'sliketohavea

petthatactuallywantstoplaywithyou.

Liz:

You'reagoodfriend.Garfield:

Onequestion:

AmIstillgorgeous?

Jon,Ithinkwe'vegotalittleproblemhere.

Jon...IwantyoutoknowIcanhelpthetransitiongosmoothly.Jon,it'sinmy

seat!

Jon...

Liz:

Wecouldallgoouttogether.Park,dog-shows.Stufflikethat.

Garfield:

Jon...Waitaminute,John:

Areyouaskingmeout?

Garfield:

Jonny-boy,thetimehascometogetacar-alarm!

You'renotgonnabelieveit!

A

mongrel-mutthasbrokenintoyourcar.John:

Garfield,thisisOdie.He'scominghomewithus.

Garfield:

Whoa:

youwentintheretogetadate,andcameoutwithadog?

Wellthat'sbad

evenforyou.Ohyou'resosad.Ohnonono...We'renotbringingadoghome

withus.

John:

Hey,Irideshot-gun!

Garfield:

Whatareyoulookin'at,tick-boy?

Jon,it'snottoolate.Quickly,turn

around,beforehefindsoutwherewelive!

Pleasetakethistrouser-snifferback!

John:

ComeonOdie!

Thisisyournewhome.ComeonBuddy!

Garfield:

Jon...Youhadme,achick-magnet.Andnowyougotatick-magnet.

Nermal:

Garfield,Jonbroughtadoghome.Garfield:

Iamaware,Nermal.Nermal:

Whywouldhedoathinglikethat?

Garfield:

Gee,Idon'tknow,Nerma