Modern Family 台词108Great Expectation.docx

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ModernFamily台词108GreatExpectation

Phil:

Fixthatstep.Morning.

Claire:

I'mstillsleeping.

Phil:

Happyanniversary.

Claire:

Andtheysaidwewouldn'tlast.

Phil:

Whosaidthat?

Claire:

Oh,lookatyou.You'recute.

Phil:

Goahead.Openit.

Claire:

Whathaveyoudone?

Phil:

Nothing.Something,nothing.

Claire:

It'saView-Master.

Phil:

Lookinside.

Claire:

Oh,it'sus.Lookathowyoungweare.Oh,God,thatperm.

Phil:

Yeah,itreallyframedmyface.

Claire:

Whyisthereapictureofabracelet?

Phil:

Mustbesomekindofamistake.

Claire:

Whattheheckisthat?

Oh,Phil,youdidn't.

Phil:

What?

Didhe?

Didhe?

Claire:

It'sbeautiful.Oh,sweetie,Iloveit.Okay,yourturn.

Phil:

Myturn?

Whereisit?

Claire:

It'sonthebureau.

Phil:

I'msurprisedIdidn'tseeit.Where?

Claire:

There,theredenvelope.

Phil:

It'sa...card.

Claire:

That'swhereyou'rewrong.

Phil:

Iamsoexcited.Couponsfor...five...free...hugs.

Claire:

Youdon'tlikeit?

Phil:

Areyoukiddingme?

Iloveit.It'ssocreative.Couponsforhugs,whichareusuallyfree,butthismakesitofficial,whichissogreat.

Claire:

IwassoproudofmyselfwhenIthoughtofitbecauseyou'reimpossibletobuyfor.Youneverwantanything.

Phil:

ThingsIwant...Robotdog,night-visiongoggles,bugvacuum,GPSwatch,speakersthatlooklikerocks.Ilovemywife,butshesucksatgivinggifts.I'msorryforthepay-channellanguage,but...Yogurtmaker.Ican'tnotthinkofthingsIwant.

[OPENINGCREDITS]

Cameron:

Can'ttellifsheneedsadiaperchange.

Mitchell:

Ithinkwe'dbeabletotell.

Cameron:

No,withthesediapers,it'shardtotell.Tripleleakageprotection.

Mitchell:

Leaklock...contourstoprotectherlittlebody.

Cameron:

Nogappingorchapping.

Mitchell:

Doyouthinkthatmaybeweneeda...

Cameron:

Nightout?

Yes.

Mitchell:

Justafewhourswithacoupleofadults,afewdrinks,nobabytalk.Ithink,it'llmakeusbetterparents.

Cameron:

Stopdrilling.You'vestruckoil.We'llgetGloriatobabysit.We'regoingout.

Mitchell:

Yougotsomespittle.

Cameron:

DoI?

Youknowwho'dbefuntocall?

Sal.

Mitchell:

Sal!

Cameron:

Raisetheroof,Lily.We'recallingSal.

Cameron:

Salisourverybestfriendinthewholewideworld.Thereasonwelovehersomuchisshehasabsolutelynoinhibitions,andthat'sbeforeshestartsdrinking. HangingoutwithherislikeanAmsterdamSaturdaynighteverydayoftheweek.

Mitchell:

And,ironically,Sal'snotallowedbackintoAmsterdam,anydayoftheweek.

Gloria:

Ofcoursewewouldlovetohavethebaby,alltheothercousinsaresleepingovertonight.

Jay:

Themore,themerrier.

Gloria:

Seeyoutonight.Bye-bye.

Manny:

IsHaleystillcoming?

Jay:

You'rerelated.Iwillsprayyouwiththehose.

Jay:

Allthegrandkidsarecomingoverfor"Jay'snight."Familytradition.EverybodywearsPJ's,whichtheylove.ImakemyfamousSloppyJays,whicharereallySloppyJoes,butmadebyJay,whichtheylove.Andthenwewatchawesterntogether,whichtheydon'tcarefor,but,hey,it's"Jay'snight."

Haley:

So,Mom,there'sapartytonightatAndrewAdler's,andeverybody'sgonnabethere.

Claire:

Oooh,thatsoundslikesomuchfun,butIhaveotherplans.

Haley:

That'shigh-larious,butI'mtalkingaboutme.

Alex:

That'sunusual.

Claire:

Yousaidyou'dgotoyourgrandfather's.

Haley:

That'swhat'ssoperfectaboutthis.AndrewonlylivesacoupleblocksawayfromGrandpa,soIfigured...

Claire:

Sweetie,youmadeacommitment.

Haley:

ButIreallywanttogo.Andplus,everytimeIgoovertoGrandpa's,Mannyjuststaresatmethewholetime.

Alex:

Maybeifyouworeabra.

Claire:

Alex...

Alex:

What?

Ican'twaittogotoGrandpa's.Familymeanseverythingtome.

Haley:

Becauseyouhavenofriends.

Alex:

BecauseIloveGrandpa,andhe'sgettingolder.Whoknowshowmanyyearshehasleft?

Luke:

IsGrandpadying?

Alex:

Didn'ttheytellyou?

Claire:

Alex,stoptorturingyourbrother.No,yourgrandfatherisfine.

Alex:

Fornow.

Phil:

Hmm,whocouldthatbe?

Youexpectingsomeonespecial?

Claire:

Thankyou.Flowers,too?

Phil:

I'msorry.

Claire:

Whatareyouapologizingfor?

They'regorgeous.

Phil:

It'stoomuch,youknow.WiththeView-Masterandthebraceletandtheflowersandtheballoons.

Claire:

 :

Balloons?

Phil:

They'reattachedtoyourcar.Ijustdon'twantyoutofeelbadaboutyourlittle...coupons.

Claire:

Wait.Youthoughtthecouponswereyouronlypresent?

Areyoukiddingme?

Phil:

Theyaren't?

Claire:

Phil,comeon.It'souranniversary.Thosecouponswerejustlikeafun,littlewaytokickofftheday.Yourrealpresentiscomingtonight,andyou'regonnaloveit.Loveit!

Phil:

Cool!

Claire:

Igotnothing.I'msoscrewed.

Cameron:

Thisplacebringsbacksomanymemories.

Sal:

Getinhere!

Bigbear!

Andmybabycub!

Oh,myGod!

Youguys!

Mitchell:

Lookatyou!

Sal:

Younoticeanythingdifferent?

Mitchell:

Yourhair'slonger,right?

Cameron:

Didyougetyourteethbleached?

Sal:

Letmegiveyoualittlehint.Ba-boobs!

Mitchell:

Oh,myGod!

Thosearesensational!

Sal:

Iknow.Right?

Youwanttotouch'em?

Mitchell:

I'mgay,notdead.Areyouokaywiththis?

Cameron:

Yeah,you'redrinkingapassion-fruitdaiquiri.

Sal:

Ok,getintheregood.

Mitchell:

I'mcomingin!

Jay:

So,Lilylikesthat?

That...singing?

Gloria:

Yes.Itrelaxesher.

Jay:

SoLily'sdeaf.Therearemylittlestinkers!

Alex:

Hi,grandpa.

Jay:

Comeonin.

Gloria:

Hey!

Alex:

Ola.

Gloria:

Ola,ola!

Manny:

Well,hello,there,Haley.

Jay:

Takeitdownanotch,Jethro.So,youguysreadyforsomefun?

What?

Luke:

Iloveyou,Grandpa,andI'mnevergonnaforgetyou.

Jay:

Backatyou,champ.Thisisapajamaparty.Where'syourPJ's?

Haley:

They'reinmybag.Ineedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.

Alex:

ShewantstogotoapartywithDylan,Grandpa.

Haley:

Shutup,Alex!

It'satmyfriendAndrewAdler's.Helivesthreeblocksfromhere.

Jay:

Oh,walkingdistance.

Haley:

Right.SoIwouldn'taskyouthis,becauseIlovecomingtoyourhouse,butit'skindofanimportantparty...

Jay:

Ifsomebodyinvitesyouover,thelastthingyouwanttodoisinsultthem.

Haley:

Exactly!

Jay:

I'mgladweagree.

Haley:

Oh,myGod,thatwassoeasy.Thisisawesome

Alex:

Youreallydon'tunderstandwhatjusthappenedthere,doyou?

Jay:

PJ'son,Haley!

Haley:

What?

Manny:

Iwouldbehappytoletherchangeinmyroom.

Claire:

Whocouldthatbe?

Areyouexpectingsomeonespecial?

Phil:

Whatdidyoudo?

Claire:

Nothing.Ijustknowthatthere'ssomeoneatthedoor.

Izzy:

Rockon,PhilDunphy.

Claire:

Bam!

Readitandweep,Phil!

It'stheIz!

Phil:

Who?

Claire:

IzzyLafontainefromSpandauBallet.

Phil:

IzzyFontainefromPa...

Izzy:

He'sgotitnow.He'sgotit.He'sjustseriouslyfreakingout.

Claire:

PhillovesSpandauBallet.Thatsong"True"wasplayinginthecarthefirsttimewekissed.It'soursong.SoIdidsomeresearch,foundoutthattheleadguitaristliveslike40milesfromhere.Hewasinthephonebook.How'80sisthat?

Phil:

IneverlikedSpandauBallet.Ourentiremarriage,IneveroncementionedSpandauBallet.AmIevenpronouncingthatright?

Claire:

Heretoplayaprivateconcertforusistheguitarist...

Izzy:

Bassplayer,actually

Claire:

....andleadsinger...

Izzy:

Backup.Backup.

Claire:

...ofSpandauBallet.

Izzy:

BetweenRichardMillerandMartinKemp.

Phil:

Oh,thoseguys.

Sal:

Imissyoutwoguyssomuch.So,somuch.Tous!

Mitchell:

Yeah,tous!

Sal:

Tous,thethreemusketeers!

Cabo!

Mitchell:

What?

Sal:

Seriously,youbastards,we'vebeentalkingaboutitforever.We'redoingit!

We'regoingtoCabo!

Let'sdoit!

Let'sdoit!

Cameron:

Allright,let'sgo!

Mitchell:

Yes.Thatwillbefun.

Sal:

"Fun"?

Areyoujoking?

Margaritas,youguys,theseguys.It'sgonnabeepic!

Mitchell:

WeneedtofindsomeoneforLily.

Sal:

Okay;okay,howmuchareyougonnapaymetogomakeoutwiththewaitress?

Mitchell:

Wait.Whichone?

Theoldoneortheyoungone?

Cameron:

$10fortheyoungone,$20fortheold.

Sal:

Iamabouttomake30bucks.

Cameron:

I'mjustgonnagocheckonLily.

Sal:

Rightnow?

Cameron:

It'lljusttakeasecond.

Sal:

Well,I'mjust...You'regonnamissmesluttin'itupwithDrivingMissDaisy.

Cameron:

It'lljusttakeasecond.

Mitchell:

Realfast.

Sal:

Youshouldkillthatbaby.

Mitchell:

What?

Sal:

Youshouldcallthebaby.Iloveyouguyssomuch!

Cameron:

Didshejust...

Mitchell:

I'mscared.

Jay:

Igotnothing.

Gloria:

IthinkIhaveaverygoodpair.

Jay:

Yousuredo.

Alex:

AndIgotsquat.

Haley:

Idon'tthinkIhaveanything,either.

Jay:

Areyoukiddingme?

That'sastraight.

Haley:

Really?

Jay:

Shewins.

Alex:

Youwon!

Haley:

Iwin.Youknowwhat?

IthinkIdeserveasoda.

Manny:

Goodjob,Haley.

Gloria:

Idon'tknowhowtoplay.

Jay:

Hi,honey.

Haley:

Gee,youscaredme.Howdidyou...

Jay:

Lightbulbwentout.Youdon'tchangerightaway,younevergetaroundtoit.There.NowIcanseeeverythingthatgoesonaroundhere.

Jay:

I'vehadalittlepracticeatthis.Haleywasn'tthrowinganythingatmeIhadn'tseenbeforefromhermotherandthensome.Butnobodygetsofftherock.

Izzy:

Right,here'satrack.Wasn'tsopopularinAmerica.GottonumbersixontheNetherlands'charts,though.Thatwholesummer,Icouldn'twalktothecornerinAmsterdamwithoutmobsofbirdscomingupandaskingmeforthedoublebubble.

Phil:

Okay,justplayit,Ithink.Yeah.He'sawesome,honey.

Claire:

You'rewelcome.

Izzy:

*Tonight.Soright.Soright.Lover.*Hey,Phil,Ithinky