经典美剧《老友记》第四季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第四季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Joe,Idon'tthinkafour-letterwordfor"ship"canbe"ship."

Ithoughtitwasafreebie.

Ithoughtitwasafreebie.

What'sthis?

Oh,right!

It'sthatgirl'sphonenumber.

Thereitis.Justaphonenumber...

...areallyhotgirlgaveme.

It'snobigdeal.Imean,itisherhomephonenumber,but...

Almostlostthisbaby!

ThelovelyAmandagivesmehernumber,andIgoanddropit.

Thankyou.

S04E05TheOnewithJoey'sNewGirlfriend

-Whersyourbirthday?

-May5th.Why?

I'mmakingalistofbirthdays.

-Mine'sDecember...-Yeah,whatever.

She'spretty!

Pretty,prettygirl.Thepretty...She'spretty.

Goaskherout.

-What'stheworstthatcouldhappen?

-Icoulddie.

Yeah,it'stoughbeingsingle.

That'swhyI'msogladIfoundAmanda.

Ross,youguyswentoutonce.

YoutookyourkidstoChuckE.Cheese,andyoudidn'tevenkissher.

Itellpeoplesecrets.

Itmakesthemlikeme.

AllI'mgonnasayis,finally,it'snicetobeinamaturerelationship.

Youknow,theworldwouldbesuchabetterplace...

...ifthatactuallywasallyouweregonnasay.

Phoebe.

You'resick.Youshouldn'tplay.Gohome.

ButI'munemployed.

MymusicisallIreallyhavenow.

Well,musicandmakingmyownshoes.Pretty,huh?

Allright,I'mgonnadoit.

I'mgonnagogetshotdown.

Anyadvice?

Justbeyourself...

...butnottoomuch.

Wishmeluck.

Goodluck!

Wishit!

Iwasjustsittingoverthereand...

Myname'sChandler.DidIsaythat?

No,youdidn't.Hi,I'mKathy.

-KathywithaKoraC?

-WithaK.

Wow,youarereallygoodatthis!

I'moutonalimbhere!

I'msorry.You'reright.

ButIshouldtellyou,I'mwaitingforadate.

Andthereheisnow!

Iseeyouguysalreadymet.

Iwastryingtodemonstrate...

...howIcouldgetmyverylargefeet...

...intomyevenbiggermouth.

Didn'tItellyou?

Alwaysshowingoff.

BeforeIstart,IwanttosaythatIhaveacold.

SoifIsneezeduringasong,it'snotonpurpose.

Exceptthelastverseof"PepperPeople."

Smellycat,smellycat

Whataretheyfeedingyou?

Thischicksoundsgood.

Smellycat

Gunther,beagoodlittleboyandbringmeawhiskey.

At2:

30a.m.,Ididn'texpecttohavetofightovertheremote.

Sorry,there'sthisErnieKovacsthingIwantedtowatch.

That'swhyIgotuptoo.

You'rekidding?

Ilovehim!

Mydadmademestayupandwatchrerunswithhim.

Minetoo.DidyourdadalsomakeyouwatchtheMr.Universecontest?

-No.-Well,meneither.

I'msorryaboutthisafternoon.IfIhadknownthatyoutwo,Ineverwouldhave...

Oh,please.

Joeytellsmeyoutwometinactingclass.

Theyteamedusupaspartners.Joeypickedthreescenesforustodo.

Allofthemhadusmakingout.

That'sagoodthingbecauseheusedtomakemerehearsewithhim.

-Isiton?

-No,butthisWonderBroomisamazing!

Oh,myGod!

It'son!

Herewego,littlefella.

Whatabouttheduck?

Theduckcanswim.

Mystickyshoes

Mysticky,stickyshoes

Whyyoustickonme?

Baby

Thanksforthelights,honey.

Waytogo!

Yourcoldmakesyousoundgreat.

It'sfun.God,IlovehowsexyIam!

Kath,weshouldgetgoing.We'regoingtobuyhamsters.

Ilovethem.

No,it'snotlikethat.Iworkforamedicalresearcher.

-Well,havefun.-Okay.

It'snicethatthemedicalcommunity...

...istryingtohelpsickhamsters.

-Isn'tit?

-Yeah,it'sgreat.

Youknowwhat?

IlikeKathy.

Metoo!

She'ssocoolandpretty.

Sheis.

She'ssmartandfunny.

Wewereupalllastnighttalking.Shesaidthefunniestthingabout...

What?

Youloveher.

No,Idon't.

Yes,youdo.ChandlerlovesKathy.

-Comeon,justlayoffhim.-Thankyou.

He'salittlesensitiverightnowbecausehe'ssoinlove!

Allright.

Kathy,Iloveyou!

Ineedtowritesomedepressingstufftogowithmynewbluesyvoice.

Butnothingthatsadhaseverreallyhappenedtome.

Howaboutyourmomdying?

Orhavingtoliveonthestreetswhenyouwere14?

Icouldwriteaboutthetimemyhairdidthatwhoo-hoothing.

I'mgoingovertoAmanda'stonight.

Rachel'snothere.

How'sitgoingwithher?

Great,actually.I'mthinkingtonightmaybethenight.

Thekidsaregonnaplaytogether,andthenwhenthey'reasleep...

...l'mthinkingAmandaandIbreakopenabottleofwine...

...doalittleplayingourselves.

Hi,guys!

ThisisJosh.

Josh,thesearemyfriends.

Andthat'sRoss.

Dudes.

Youplayedincollege?

Istilldo.Nextyear,Ihopetomakevarsity.

Didrtyouplaysoccerinhighschool?

No,wait.YoujustorganizedtheirgameschedulesonyourCommodore64.

It'sgettinglate.Igottagettothegame,soI'mgonna...head.

I'llmissyou.

Dope!

Wow!

Cuteone.

-Verycute.-Iknow.Isn'thegreat?

Sonicetofinallybeinafunrelationship,youknow?

There'snothingboringabouthim.

Ibethe'sneversetfootinamuseum.

Maybehe'llgettogosoon.

Likeonaclasstriporsomething.

Youknowwhatelseisgreatabouthim?

Whatisthewordforanadult...

...whodoesn'thavedinosaurtoysintheirbedroom?

Whatwasthat?

Monicaknows.

It'sthisdumbthingthatRossmadeuptotrytofoolourparents.

It'sawayofgivingthefingerwithoutactuallyhavingtogiveit.

Icriedthenightyoumadethatup.

ItwasthefirsttimeIrealizedIwascoolerthanmybigbrother.

I'mgoingtogogetready...

...formydatetonight...

...soI'lljust"head."

Ishouldgotoo.I'mplayinginonehour.

Youguysshouldcomehearme.

Hearme.

Mystickyshoes

Ilostmysexyphlegm!

Hi,Ben.

-Youlookgreat!

-Thanks.

Hey,Tommy!

Iamsogladthatyoucouldcomeovertonight.

Oh,no.It'smypleasure.

Mycellphonenumberishereonthecounter.

Please,helpyourselftoanythinginthefridge.

Iappreciatethissomuch.Ihavebeentryingtogooutwith...

...thisguyforamonth.

I'dreallyappreciateitifyou'dwaitanddrinkyourwine...

...afterthekidsareasleep.

Iblockedtheadultchannelsfortheotherbabysitters,butthecodeisfour,three...

I'mfine.

Thanksforthis.IhopeIcandothesameforyousometime.

Whowantstomakesomelong-distancecalls?

Kathy!

Kathy!

Hi!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Fetch!

Fetchit!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Kathy!

Chandler,whatareyoudoinghere?

Ijustwantedtosay,"Hey!

"

Hey.

Okay.

You'remakingitsoundworsethanitwas.

Herdatetippedme$10!

Whatareyoudoing?

Iwanttobesexyagain,soI'mtryingtocatchacold.

Shouldbeeasy.They'reprettycommon.

You'llcatchpneumonia!

Okay,youwereright.I'minlovewithJoey'sgirlfriend.

-What?

-Areyouserious?

Howisthatpossible?

Youbarelyknowher.

Idon'tknow.Ijust...

Ican'tgetheroutofmyhead.

I'maverybadperson.I'mavery,verybadperson.

I'mahorribleperson.

"No,you'renot.Westillloveyou,Chandler!

"

Phoebe,IthinkIcaughtyourcold.

Youmeanyoustoleit!

Don'tcoveryourmouthwhenyoudothat!

Wewerejusttalkingaboutyou.

Really?

Thetimeyougotdrunkandfellasleep...

...withyourheadinthetoilet.

Rightinthere!

-Whatmoviedidyouget?

-IgotwhatIalwaysget.

DieHard.

That'swhatIlikeaboutJoey.Anyotherguywouldhavebeen:

"Yeah,TheEnglishPatientismyfavoritemovietoo."

ButJoeygoes,"Noway.Let'sgetDieHard.

I'mnotwatchingthatEnglishcrap."

Yeah,he'sdreamy.

Igottago.Igottagomeetsomefriends.

Hehasotherfriends?

Hehasotherfriends?

Hehasotherfriends?

Let'sgoovertheconceptonemoretime.

YouwanttogetsomedinnerwithmeandKathytonight?

Youknowwhat?

Ialreadyate.

It's4:

30.

IhadabigmealonMonday.

Sothat'llgetmestraightthroughtheweek.

Iseewhat'sgoingonhere.

-Youdo?

-Yeah.

Youdon'tlikeKathy.

Yougotme.

You'vebeenavoidinghereversincewestartedgoingout.

ImadeanefforttolikeJanice.

NowIthinkit'syourturntomakeanefforttolikeKathybygoingoutwithus.Right?

-Yeah,right.-Good.Andhey,mytreat.

-Onlybecauseyou'renoteating,right?

-Right.

Sorry,Grandma.

Rossisn'there.

Stopit!

I'llseeyouattheparty?

Beer'sfear,man!

Twenty-four,seven!

Iamsogonnamarrythatguy.

What?

-Ithinkhe'sstealingfromme.-Why?

Becausehe'sstealingfromme!

Hi,it'sme...

...andsoup.

IjustsawJosh.Helookedsoyummyinyourleatherjacket.

Idon'teatchicken,soit'sjustnoodlesoup.

There'snochickeninthebroth,soit'sreallyjustnoodlewater.

-Thankyousomuch.-Sure.

Whatareyoudoing?

Ineedyourgerms.Iwantmycoldback.

Imissmysexyvoice.

Sorry,Phoebe.

It'sokay.

How'sthesoup?

Checkitout!

Youcanseethatgirl'sunderwear.

Isshegreat,orwhat?

Whatdoyouthink?

She'snotreallymytype.

Notyourtype?

She'sgorgeous.

Youknowwhatitis?

Thefishnetstockings.

WheneverIseeagirlinfishnetstockings,itremindsmeof...

...myfatherinfishnetstockings.

Understandingalittlemoreofwhyyou'resingle.

Ihaveafriendyou'dlike.She'sreallypretty.Andthenwecoulddoubledate.

No,thanks.

I'vegotsomeuglyfriends,andthey'reallavailabletoo.

I'mgonnagrababeer.

I'llberightback.

-Whatwasthat?

-What?

Kathy'sbeingreallyniceandyoujustwalkedaway.

Whatdoyouwantfromme?

Iwantyoutolikeher.

Ifthat'stoodamndifficultforyou,thentheleastyoucoulddoispretend.

-Iampretending.-Thendoitbetter.

WhatdoyousayIgooverthereandtellherhowmuchIlikeher?

IcantellherhowmuchI'vebeenthinkingofher.

Ihaven'tstoppedthinkingabouthersincewemet.

I'msooverthetop,want-to-slit-my-own-throat...

...inlovewithherthatforeveryminute...

...Ican'tbelievemyowndamnbadluckthatyoumetherfirst!

That'sprettygood.

Butyoumightwanttotoneitdownalittle.

Istillhaveafever?

Areyousurethatthing'sworkingright?

Well,wecould