高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本604.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本604
604TheOneWhereJoeyLosesHisInsurance
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,RachelispackingherbelongingstomovetoRoss’s.She’sstandinginthekitchen.]
Rachel:
So,whichofthiskitchenstuffismine?
Monica:
Thisbottleopener.（Shegrabsitoffofthefreezerdoor.）
Rachel:
And?
Monica:
Andit’samagnet!
Rachel:
Lookatthat!
Ross:
Howweirdisthat?
Y’know?
You’removinginwithmeandhavetheonethingIdon’thave.It’slikeuh,inawayyou-youcompleteme（Phoebeglaresathim）kitchen.
Rachel:
What?
!
Ross:
（inanAustralianaccent）Youcompletemekitchen,matey!
Phoebe:
Ross,Iknowwhatyou’rethinking.
Ross:
What?
Phoebe:
Thatshe’sgonnamoveinwithyouandmaybethenshe’llfallinlovewithyouandthenwhenshefindsoutyou’realreadymarried,she’lljustbehappy.Y’know?
You’rejust,you’reverysad.
Ross:
Oh…my…God!
I-Iseewhatthisis!
YouareinlovewithRachel!
Phoebe:
What?
!
!
Ross:
Ofcourse!
Italladdsup!
Imeanyouyou’reobsessedwithher.It’salways,"Ross,whatareyougonnadoaboutRachel?
""Ross,why-whyareyoumovinginwithRachel?
""WhenareyougonnaconfessyoursecretmarriagetoRachel?
"Youwanther!
Phoebe:
No!
（Ross’sphonerings.）
Ross:
（answeringit）Uh-oh,savedbythebell.（Onphone）Hello?
[CuttothelivingroomwhereMonicaishelpingpackabox.]
Monica:
HeyRach,aren’tthesecandlesticks（holdsupapair）mine?
Rachel:
No-no,Iboughtthose.
Monica:
Ohh!
Yeah,Iforgot.
Rachel:
Yeah.（Rachelwalksaway.）
Monica:
（underherbreath）Thatyou’realiar.（Hidesthecandlesticksinadrawer.）
Ross:
（onphone）No-no-no,that’sgreat!
I’llbethereMonday.Andthankyouagain!
（Listens）Okay.（Hangsup）（ToAll）Umm,thatwast
heheadofthePaleontologydepartmentatNuh,Y,uhU!
Monica:
Wow!
Uhwhat,didheuh,say?
Ross:
WellrememberthatpaperIhadpublishedlastyearonsedimentflowrate,huh?
Theylovedit.
Rachel:
Well,whowouldn’t?
!
Ross:
Iknow!
Anyway,theyaskedmetobeaguestlecturer!
Imeanit’stemporary,butuh,iftheylikemeitcouldleadtoafulltimejob.Howgreatwouldthatlookgreatonamailbox,huh?
"ProfessorGeller."
Phoebe:
Yeah,ProfessorandMrs.
Rachel:
AndMrs.?
!
Phoebe:
Oh!
Yeah,y’knowyouandRossarestillmarried.
Rachel:
What?
!
!
Phoebe:
Justkidding!
Rachel:
Ohh!
OhGod!
（Laughsherwayintothelivingroom.）
Phoebe:
（ToRoss）Savedyourass.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Joey,Monica,Rachel,andChandlerareallthereasPhoebeentersdejectedly.]
Chandler:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hi.
Monica:
Hey!
Chandler:
Oh,what’sthematter?
Phoebe:
Well,youknowthatpsychicIsee?
Chandler:
Yeah?
Phoebe:
Well,shetoldmethatI’mgonnadiethisweek,soI’mkindabummedaboutthat.
Chandler:
What?
!
Phoebe:
Yeah,andIknowyouguysdon’tknowalotaboutpsychicreadings,butthatoneisprettymuchtheworseoneyoucanget.
Monica:
Phoebethat’scrazy!
Joey:
Ican’tbelieveshewouldsaythattooyou.
Rachel:
Yeahhoneyyoudon’tbelieveherdoyou?
Phoebe:
Idon’t—shesaidy’knowthatI’dhave
triplets!
Butshealsosaidoneofthemwouldbeblack.
Chandler:
Justoutofcuriositydidshetellyouhowyou’regonnago?
Phoebe:
No,‘causeshedidn’ttellmeIwasgonnadieuntiltheveryendofthesession,andIwasnotgonnawasteawholeanotherhourthere!
ImeanI’veonlygotaweekleft,y’know?
I’vereallygottastartlivingnow!
（SoshepicksupthelatestcopyofCarandDriver（aU.S.automagazine）,leansback,andstartsreading.）
Ross:
（entering）Heyeveryone!
Chandler:
Ohhi!
Ross:
Heyuh,well,today’smyfirstlectureandIkindawantedtotryitoutonyouguys,doyou,doyoumind?
（Theypausetothinkaboutit.）
All:
Ohthat’dbegreat.Sure!
Ross:
（hestartsreadingdirectlyfromhiscardswordforwordveryquietly）"Therearethreeprimarytheoriesconcerningsedimentflowrate.Eachofthesetheoriescanbefurthersubcategorizedintotwodistinct…"
Phoebe:
Oh,thisisit.Thiswhat’sgonnakillme.
Ross:
（continuing）"…subcategories.Thefirstofthesesubcategoriesis…"
Joey:
（interruptinghim）UhRoss!
Arethereuh,aretherenakedchicksonthatpieceofpaper?
Ross:
No!
Why?
Joey:
Well,I’vejustneverseenaguystaresohardatapieceofpaperthatdidn’thavenakedchicksonit.
Ross:
Ohh!
Okay!
Okay.（Resumesreadingwordforwordfromthecard）"Therearethree（pausesandlooksatJoey）primarytheoriesconcerningsedimentflowrate.（PausesanddartshiseyesbetweenChandlerandRachel.）（Rachelstartslaughing）Eachofthesetheories（glancesatPhoebe）canbefurthersubcategorized（glancesatChandler）into…"
Chandler:
Whydon’tyouopenwithajoke?
Ross:
Openwithajoke?
It’sauniversity,notacomedyclub!
Chandler:
Waitaminute,holdthephone!
You’renottalkingaboutChucklesUniversity?
!
Ross:
（getsup）Okay!
All:
Ohh!
We’rekidding!
Oh,we’rekidding!
Rachel:
Ross,heyyouknowwhatmightmakeitlessboring?
Ross:
Thankyou!
Rac
hel:
Someuh,somevisualaides.
Joey:
Oh-ooh-ooh!
Y’knowwhat’sagoodvisualaide?
Ross:
Pleasedon’tsaynakedchicks.
Joey:
Whynot?
!
Ross:
I-I-Idon’tevenknowwhyIbothertotalktoyouguysaboutit.Y’knowwhat?
I’mjustgonnadoitonmyownwithnonakedchicks.
Chandler:
That’sthewayIdidit‘tilIwas19.
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisplayingthatstringgamewiththetwohandsandtheweirdcrossingpatternsasChandlerenterswiththemail.]
Chandler:
Hey.
Joey:
Hey!
Anygoodmail?
Chandler:
Yes,yougotsomethingfromtheScreenActor’sGuild.
Joey:
Ooh,it’sprobablyaresidualcheck,heycanyouopenitforme,I’mkinda….
Chandler:
（opensandreadsit）"Benefitslapsed."
Joey:
Hmmthat’sweird.Idon’trememberbeinginamovecalledbenefitslapsed.
Chandler:
Okay,it’snotacheck.They’resayingyourhealthinsuranceexpiredbecause,youdidn’tworkenoughlasty
ear.
Joey:
Letmeseeth
at!
Chandler:
Allright.
Joey:
（readsit）Oh,Ican’tbelievethis!
Thissucks!
WhenIhadinsuranceIcouldgethitbyabusorcatchonfire,y’know?
Anditwouldn’tmatter.NowIgottabecareful?
!
Chandler:
I’msorryman,there’sneveragoodtimeto（pauses）stopcatchingonfire.
Joey:
Allrightwell,IguessIgottagogetajob.I’mgonnagoseemyagent.
Chandler:
Okay,makesureyoulookbothwaysbeforeyoucrossthestreet.
Joey:
（mockshim,inawhineyvoice）…lookbothwaysbeforeyoucrossthestreet.（Turnsandwalksheadlongintothecloseddoor.）
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,PhoebeenterstofindRachelstillpacking.]
Phoebe:
Hey!
Rachel:
HeyPheebs,you’restillalive!
Howareyoudoing?
Phoebe:
Ugh,it’ssoexhaustingwaitingfordeath.Ohh,bytheway,doyouthinkyoucould—（Groans,hacks,andthenfreezeswithhereyesopenandhertonguehangingout.）
Rachel:
Pheebs,what-whatareyoudoing?
Phoebe:
Iwaspreparingyouformy—didn’tyouthinkIwasdead?
Didthatnotcomeoff?
Rachel:
Ohyeah,scaredthehelloutofme.Ithoughtwe’dlostyouforever.Pheebs,youliedown?
Phoebe:
Yeah,thanks.Andlisten,canyoudomeafavor?
Couldyoujustumm,wakemeupinacouplehours,y’knowifyoucan.
（PhoebegoesandliesdownasRachelopensthedrawerMonicahidthecandlesticksinandasMonicawalksoutofherroom.）
Rachel:
Monica!
Monica:
Hmm?
（Rachelholdsupthecandlesticks.）
Rachel:
Did-didyoutaketheseback?
Monica:
No-no,I-Ijust,IlikedthemsomuchthatIwentoutandboughtsomeformyself.
Rachel:
Ohyeah,they’rereallygreat!
Aren’tthey?
Monica:
Ilovedthem!
Rachel:
Yeah.（Monicawalksaway）Nicetry!
（Rachelputstheminabox.）
Ross:
（entering）Hello!
Monica:
Hey!
Rachel:
Hey!
Monica:
How’dthelecturego?
Ross:
Itwentgreat!
AndIdidn’tneedanyjokesornakedchickseither!
Rachel:
Wow,that’sgreatRoss,I’msorryweweren’tmoresupportivebefore.
Ross:
IknewallIhadtodowasletthematerialspeakforitself.Everyone’sall,"Rossyouhavetobefunnyandsexy."Well,Iprovedthemwrong!
Andnow,I’mgonnapassthenewsontoJoeyandChandler.
Monica:
Thatyou’renotfunnyorsexy?
Ross:
That’sright!
[Scene:
EstelleLeonardTheatricalAgency,Joeyistheretoseehisagent.]
Joey:
（entering）HeyEstelle,listen…
Estelle:
Well!
Well!
Well!
JoeyTribbiani!
Soyoucamebackhuh?
TheythinktheycandobetterbuttheyallcomecrawlingbacktoEstelle!
Joey:
Whatareyoutalkin’about?
Ineverleftyou!
You’vealwaysbeenmyagent!
Estelle:
Really?
!
Joey:
Yeah!
Estelle:
Ohwell,noharm,nofoul.
Joey:
Estelle,yougottagetmesomework.I-Ilostmyhealthinsurance.
Estelle:
Allright,firstthingwegottado,damagecontrol.
Joey:
Why?
Estelle:
Well,Ithinkuhh,someoneouttheremayhavebeenbadmouthingyouallovertown.
Joey:
Bastard!
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerenterstofindJoeylyinginthefetuspositiononthefloor.]
Chandler:
Hey!
Joey:
（inobviouspain）Hey!
SoEstellelinedupabunchofauditionsformetomorrowandI’llhavemyhealthinsurancebackinnotime.
Chandler:
That’sgreat,butshouldn’tyoubeonthetoiletrightnow?
Joey:
What?
!
Chandler:
What’swrongwithyou?
Joey:
Nothing!
Well,I-IgotthisblindingpaininmystomachwhenIwasliftingweightsbefore,thenIuhpassedoutanduh,haven’tbeenabletostandupsince.Butum,Idon’tthinkit’sanythingserious.
Chandler:
Thissoundslikeahernia.Youhaveto—you-yougotothedoctor!
Joey:
Noway!
‘Kaylook,ifIhavetogotothedoctorforanythingit’sgonnabeforthisthingstickingoutofmystomach!
（RollsoverandshowsChandler.）
Chandler:
That’sahernia.
Joey:
WhydidIhavetostartworkingoutagain?
（Looksattheweightshewasusing.）Damnyou15s!
[Scene:
aNYUlecturehall,RachelandMonicaarearrivingtotalktoRossafte
rthelecture,butarethereearly.]
Rachel
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