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马跳C3/马吃掉后的象
Knighttoqueen'sbishop-five.
哦很好Leonard该怎么做呢?
Oh,verynice.What'sLeonardgoingtodo?
他是放弃卒还是放弃位置?
Doeshegiveupthepawnordoeshegiveuptheposition?
咱拭目以待吧Leonard准备好了?
Let'sfindout.Leonard,ready?
好了
Ready.
开始
Go.
该死我滑了一下
Damnit.Islipped.
可惜啊你也知道激光障碍象棋特工的游戏规则
Toobad.YouknowtherulesofSecretAgentLaserObstacleChess.
Leonard又死了Sheldon该你了
Leonarddiedagain,Sheldon.You'reup.
虽然我深爱象棋激光和喷雾剂但我必须放弃游戏
Despitemydeeploveofchess,lasersandaerosoldisinfectant,Imustforfeit.
为啥啊?
Why?
-因为已经快11点了-所以呢?
-Becauseit'salmost11:
00.-So?
Penny定了个"11点前别敲我家门否则我一拳把你打成哑巴"的规矩
So,Pennyhasa"don'tknockonmydoorbefore11:
00orIpunchyouinthethroat"rule.
嘿我想到一个绝妙的点子
Hey,youknowwhat'dbeagreatidea?
咱找几个姑娘来玩激光障碍脱衣象棋
WegetsomegirlsoverhereandplayLaserOpticalStripChess.
信我一句Howard凡是愿意来玩的你都不忍心看她们脱光
Believeme,Howard,anygirlwhowouldbewillingtoplaythat,youdon'twanttoseenaked.
你小看我
Youunderestimateme.
PennyPennyPenny
Penny.Penny.Penny.
嘿Sheldon
Hey,Sheldon.
-11点了哦-我知道你很安全
-It's11:
00a.m.-Iknow.You'resafe.
这包裹是你上班时寄来的
Thispackagecamewhileyouwereatwork.
太好了我的莱茵仿钻谢谢
Oh,great,myrhinestones.Thankyou.
-等下-干嘛?
-Excuseme.-What?
-你得签这个-啥东西?
-Youhavetosignthis.-Whatisit?
我签收这个包裹时即代表联合邮递公司
WhenIsignedforthepackage,IwasdeputizedbytheUnitedParcelService
受委托将其转交给你
andentrustedwithitsfinaldelivery.
现在需要你确认收到包裹说明我安全送达不再负任何责任
InowneedyoutoacknowledgereceiptofthepackagesothatI'mfullyindemnifiedandnolonger
liable.
Sheldon只不过是一盒子莱茵石嘛
Sheldon,it'sjustaboxofrhinestones.
内容不重要主要是确立合法托管关系
Well,thecontentsareirrelevant.Alegalbailmenthasbeencreated.
你满不在乎是吧?
Doesthatmeannothingtoyou?
谁在乎这些啊
Itmeansnothingtoanybody.
进来看看我在干嘛
Comehere,letmeshowyouwhatI'mdoing.
托管是法律中的一种关系
Bailmentdescribesarelationshipincommonlaw
即对私有财产或者说"动产"的所有权
whereaphysicalpossessionofpersonalproperty,or"chattels,"
从一人即委托人转给另一人受托者...
istransferredfromoneperson,thebailor,toanotherperson,thebailee...
好了好了瞧啊瞧我做生意了
ah,yeah,yeah.Look,look,look!
Istartedabusiness.
显然不是做清洁工作的
Obviously,notacleaningbusiness.
不是我在做小花发夹瞧见没
No,I'mmakingflowerbarrettes.See?
我叫它们"Penny小花"
IcallthemPennyBlossoms.
我给自己做了一个结果上班那的女孩们都要
Imadeoneformyself,thenallthegirlsatworkwantedone.
后来我给奥德城一开铺子的女士看了
ThenIshowedsometothisladywhorunsashopinOldTown.
她是卖卡片和自制首饰的她说要卖我的发夹
Shesellscardsandhomemadejewelry.Shesaidshewantedtosellthem.
我说"好哇"一周我就赚了156美刀
Isaid,"Okay."Andinoneweek,Imadea$156.
真不错签字
Goodforyou.Signhere.
Sheldon还不明白吗?
Sheldon,don'tyougetit?
如果这事有起色我再也不用做服务生了
Ifthistakesoff,Iwon'thavetobeawaitressanymore.
那每周二晚谁给我拿芝士汉堡啊?
ButthenwhowillbringmemycheeseburgeronTuesdaynights?
-别的服务生咯-叫什么名字?
-Anotherwaitress.-What'shername?
不知道呢
Idon'tknow.
不知道就让她给我送餐?
Andyou'regoingtoletherhandlemyfood?
Nancy她叫Nancy
Nancy.HernameisNancy.
我看你是瞎编的吧
Ithinkyou'rejustmakingthatup.
Sheldon汉堡的事抱歉了好吗?
Sheldon,I'msorryaboutyourhamburger,okay?
我真是不想做一辈子服务生
Ijustdon'twanttobeawaitressfortherestofmylife.
是芝士汉堡我要的是芝士汉堡
Cheeseburger.Igetacheeseburger.
好了啦芝士汉堡
Fine,cheeseburger.
或许Nancy能招待的更好一点
MaybeI'dbebetteroffwithNancy.
你觉得咋样?
能成一番事业吧?
So,whatdoyouthink?
Imean,thiscouldbeabusiness,right?
这玩意你一天能做多少个?
Howmanyofthesecanyoumakeaday?
20来个
About20.
你一个"Penny小花"能挣多少...钱?
Andhowmuchprofitdoyoumakeper...PennyBlossom?
不知道5毛钱吧说不好
Idon'tknow,like,50cents.I'mnotsure.
当然了好吧...
Ofcourseyou'renot.Allright...
一天10块钱每周5天每年52周那你能挣2600块
Tendollarsadaytimesfivedaysaweektimes52weeksayearis$2,600.
-就这么点儿?
-税前
-That'sall?
-Beforetaxes.
这玩意还交什么税啊
Idon'thavetopaytaxesonthisstuff.
国内税收署肯定会强烈反对
IbelievetheInternalRevenueServicewouldstronglydisagree.
但是如果你利用现代销售技术完善制作工艺
But,ifyoutookadvantageofmodnmarketingtechniques,andyouoptimizedyourmanufacturingprocess,
说不定这生意能做成
youmightbeabletomakethisaviablebusiness.
你对那些都懂不?
Andyouknowaboutthatstuff?
Penny...
Penny...
我是物理学家
I'maphysicist.
我对整个宇宙及其包含的事物都有所了解
Ihaveaworkingknowledgeoftheentireuniverseandeverythingitcontains.
Radiohead是干嘛的?
Who'sRadiohead?
我对整个宇宙及其包含的重要事物都有所了解祝你好运了
Ihaveaworkingknowledgeoftheimportantthingsintheuniverse.Goodluck.
Sheldon等下
Sheldon,holdon.
能不能教我怎么用这些赚更多钱?
Couldyoumaybeshowmehowtomakemoremoneywiththis?
-等然能了-Sheldon等等!
-OfcourseIcould.-Sheldon,wait!
行吗?
Willyou?
咱说清楚你是请求我帮忙
Justtobeclearhere,you'reaskingformyassistance.
是的
Yes.
你清楚期间我会指导你去做事?
Andyouunderstandthatwillinvolvemetellingyouwhattodo?
我清楚
Iunderstand.
我要你做事时你不许冷嘲热讽
Andyou'renotallowedtobesarcasticorsnidetomewhileI'mdoingso.
好吧
Okay.
很好
Good.
咱先前提假设你目前做的一切都是错的
Let'sbeginwiththepremisethateverythingyou'vedoneuptothispointiswrong.
哦可不是嘛
Oh,imaginethat.
-挖苦别了-别走对不起等等!
-Sarcasm.Good-bye.-No,sorry.Wait!
快回来嘛!
Pleasecomeback!
好了做好了
There.Done.
看看12分17秒
Allright.12minutesand17seconds.
还不错哈?
Prettygood,right?
也就是一小时做4.9个"Penny小花"
That's4.9PennyBlossomsperhour.
根据你的材料钱和批发价
Basedonyourcostofmaterialsandyourwholesalesellingprice,
你一天实际能挣5.19块美元
you'lleffectivelybepayingyourself...$5.19aday.
一天?
Aday?
印尼运动鞋厂的小孩都比你赚的多
TherearechildreninasneakerfactoryinIndonesiawhooutearnyou.
不对啊
Thatjustcan'tberight.
-你质疑我的算数?
-没有抱歉
-You'requestioningmymath?
-No,sorry.
-用我给你演示遍怎么算的吗?
-哦天啊可别
-Wantmetoshowmywork?
-Oh,God,no.
-就告诉我该怎么办吧-好的
-Justpleasetellmewhattodoaboutit.-Allright.
你了解HonoreBlanc1778年使用可替换零件
AreyoufamiliarwiththedevelopmentthatresultedfromHonor\Blanc's
给工业带来什么发展吗?
1778useofinterchangeableparts?
不就是装配线嘛
Theassemblyline,ofcourse.
好了这样吧既然你不让我讽刺那你也不许表现得高人一等
Okay,youknowwhat,ifI'mnotallowedtobesnide,you'renotallowedtobecondescending.
最初的协定里可没有这条我现在也不同意
Thatwasn'tapartofouroriginalagreement,andIdon'tagreetoitnow.
随便了那我们怎么在我公寓弄机器和传送带啊?
Allright,fine.Howarewesupposedtosetupmachinesandconveyorbeltsinmyapartment?
你说的是流动装配线啊可以理解但无法原谅的错误
You'rethinkingofthemovingassemblyline,anunderstandablebutnotexcusablemistake.
不是的流动...
No.The...
流动装配线是由亨利·福特在1908年引进的
Themovingassemblyline,thatwasintroducedbyHenryFordin1908.
是这项革新技术通过低费用生产
Thatinnovationiswhatmadepossibleourmodernconsumerculture
促成了现代消费文化
byenablingalow-unitcostformanufacturedgoods.
我看Radiohead不讲这些东西吧
Iguessthatisn'toneofthetopicsdiscussedonyourRadiohead.
走了别错过精彩的事
Let'sgo.We'regoingtomissthecomingattractions.
怎么了?
What'sthematter?
我想我吃上一个卒时挫伤了睾丸
IthinkIbruisedatesticlecapturingthatlastpawn.
*Pleasepayattentionandlistentome*
*Pleasepayattentnandlistentome*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown*
*I'madeepwatersailorjustcomefromHongKong*
*I'madeepwatersailorjustcomefromHongKong*
*Givemeway,hey,blowthemandown*
*Givemeway,hey,blowthemandown*
*IfyougivemesomewhiskeyI'llsingyouasong*
*IfyougivemesomewhiskeyI'llsingyouasong*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown.*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown.*
你们好哇?
Hello?
-你们好-你们好
-Hello.-Hello.
*ComequicklylayafterTothebreakofthepoop*
*ComequicklylayaftTothebreakofthepoop*
*Tomeway,hey,blowthemandown*
*Tomeway,hey,blowthemandown*
*OrI'llhelpyoualongwiththetoeofmyboot*
*OrI'llhelpyoualongwiththetoeofmyboot*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown.*
*Givemesometimetoblowthemandown.*
嘿嘿这是怎么了?
W-W-Wait,what'sgoingon?
我猜你是说这劳动工作歌
Iassumeyou'rereferringtotheseashanty.
这是首用来提高生产力的节奏感强的劳动歌
It'sarhythmicworksongdesignedtoincreaseproductivity.
是啊傻了吧唧但的确有用
Yeah,it'scrazy,butittotallyworks.
瞧不到3分钟就做好一个"Penny小花"
Look,wemadethisPennyBlossominunderthreeminutes.
真棒不过我们的疑问倒是更多了
Terrific,butthatkindofraisesmorequestionsthanitanswers.
Penny在做头饰
Penny'smakinghairaccessories.
我帮她完善她的制作工艺
I'mhelpingheroptimizehermanufacturingprocess.
好了休息结束
Allright,break'sover.
*Payattentiontoordersnowyouoneandall...*
*Payattentiontoordersnowyouoneandall...*
等等你用什么粘的?
Holdon.Whatareyouusingasabondingagent?
-热粘接剂-傻了吧你
-Hotglue.-You'rekidding.
随便一种氰基丙烯酸盐粘合剂粘的效果都会更好啊
Anyofthecyanoacrylateswoulddoabetterjob.
不行的花的孔太多了
Itwon'twork,theflower'stooporous.
要是在底层那片注入硅橡胶打好一个基础面呢?
Whatifweinfusedthebottomlayerwithsilicone-RTVtoprovideabettermountingsurface?
有点意思
Intriguing.
问的好你的市场销售渠道呢?
Goodquestion.****tionchannels?
有我上班那的服务生们还有奥德城的一家小店...
Well,therearethewaitressesatmywork,andthiscute,littleshopinOldTown...
嘘嘘嘘事实上没有
Hush,hush,hush,hush,hush--virtuallynon-existent.
我在考虑我们让她从全权负责的电子商务做起
I'mthinkingthatwesetherupwithahostedturnkeye-commercesystemtostart.
何不省去中间人呢?
Whynoteliminatethemiddleman?
我们可以用她卧室的静止IP装一个服务器场
WecouldnstallasmallserverfarmwithastaticIPinherbedroom.
她得要工业冷却系统
She'dneedsomekindofindustrialcoolingsystem.
当然但建立销售和分销基础设施前
Ofcourse,butbeforewesetupamarketinganddistributioninfrastructure,
我们得先完善好制作工艺
weshouldfinishoptimizingthemanufacturingprocess.
首先遇湿凝结的亮片是个老大难
Tostartwith,shehasaterribleproblemwithmoisture-inducedglitterclump.
是啊烦透了
Yeah,it'sabitch.
哦我见过
Uh,I'veseenthisbefore.
在哪?
Where?
常见的脱衣舞女问题
It'sacommonstripperprobl.
她们跳啊流汗啊凝到
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