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绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白

MynameisMaryAliceYoung.

Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.

Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.

Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.

Imadebreakfastformyfamily.

Iperformedmychores.

Icompletedmyprojects.

Iranmyerrands.

Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.

That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.

Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.

MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.

Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.

Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.

Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.

[Screeams]It'smyneeighbor.

Ithinkshee'sbeeeenshot.

Theeree'sbloodeeveerywheeree.

Yees,you'veegottoseendanambulancee.

You'veegottoseendoneerightnow.

And,foramoment,Mrs.

Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.

Butonlyforamoment.

IftherewasonethingMrs.

Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.

IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.

Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.

And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.

LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.

Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.

Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.

Shedidn'thavethetime.

Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.

"Whynotquityourjob""Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.

Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful.

"Butthiswasnotthecase.

Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.

Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.

Butshedidn'thavethetime.

-Stopit,stopit,stopit.

-But,Mom.

No.

Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.

Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.

And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'sthat-Santa'sceell-phoneenumbeer.

HowdidyougeetthatIknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.

Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.

AreeyouwillingtoriskthatOK.

Leet'sgeetthisoveerwith.

GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.

SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.

Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.

Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.

ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.

Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.

However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.

WhynotpintheereeceeipttomycheestHeeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'sconveertiblee.

-Justworkitin.

-Theeree'snowayIcan.

WhynotAttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.

YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.

Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.

Peeopleeareestaring.

Keeeepyourvoiceedown.

Absoluteely.

Weewouldn'twanttheemtothinkwee'reenothappy.

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.

Breewasknownforhercooking.

Andformakingherownclothes.

Andfordoingherowngardening.

Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.

Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.

EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.

Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

Paul.

Zachary.

-Heello,Mrs.

VanDeeKamp.

-Youshouldn'thavee.

Itwasnotroublee.

Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.

TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.

It'sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.

Thankyou.

TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.

Iknowyou'reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.

Yees,weearee.

Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'reedonee.

Ofcoursee.

SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.

Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.

ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.

ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.

SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.

Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.

Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.

Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelveesWeell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.

-Mrs.

Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.

-Yeeah.

Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.

LikeehowDad'sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'sabitch.

Idon'tlikeethatword,Juliee.

But,yeeah,that'sagreeateexamplee.

[Man]You'reeweelcomee.

[Juliee]What'sgoingonSorryI'mlatee.

-Hi,Susan.

-Heey.

SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhimYou'llloveethis,heesaid,"Itdoeesn'tmeeananything.

Itwasjustseex.

"Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'shandbook.

TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.

"-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.

-No.

Isaid,"WhatdomostwomeenleeadLiveesofnoisyfulfillmeent"-Goodforyou.

-DidheehaveetobanghisseecreetaryIhadthatwomantobrunch.

Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'thaveeaconscieencee.

Eveentheelimponeesareen'tthateethical.

ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.

WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,IwanteeditintheebackofhismindthatheehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&Weesson.

Lynniee,Tom'salwaysaway.

DoyoueeveerworryheemightHee'sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.

Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.

So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwomanIdon'tknow.

I'msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'tknowhowI'mgonnasurviveethis.

Listeentomee.

Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.

Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.

[Faroff]Susan.

Susan.

IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.

HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'sthings.

Heecan'tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.

-Suree.

That'sfinee.

-AreeyouOKYeeah.

I'mjustsoangry.

IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'veeleetusheelpheer.

WhatprobleemscouldsheehaveehadSheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.

HeerlifeewasOurlifee.

No.

IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'dhaveeknown.

Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.

Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.

Someethingmust'veebeeeengoingon.

-Iwouldn'teeatthatifIweereeyou.

-WhyImadeeit.

Trustmee.

Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwishNo,Ijustdon'tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.

Oh,myGod.

HowdidyouIttasteeslikeeit'sburntandundeercookeed.

Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.

Heereeyougo.

Thanks.

I'mMikeeDeelfino.

IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'houseeneextdoor.

SusanMayeer.

Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.

Mrs.

Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.

Saidyouillustrateechildreen'sbooks.

Yeeah,I'mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.

-[Heelaughs]-WhatdoyoudoPlumbeer.

Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.

Nowthateeveerybody'sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.

-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.

Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.

Lyneettee,I'veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.

AreeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoingCannonball!

-[Boy]Stop!

-[Boyscheeeer]WhatareeyoudoingWeeareeatawakee.

-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.

-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.

DoyouhaveeyourswimsuitsonYeeah,weeput'eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.

YouthreeeeplanneedthisAllright.

That'sit.

Geetout.

-No.

-NoIamyourmotheer.

YouhaveetodowhatIsay.

Comeeon.

Weewanttoswimandyoucan'tstopus!

[Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.

-No!

-Geetout.

ThinkIwon'tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyouGeetout!

Oh!

Geetoveerheeree.

Allright,giveemeeyourarm.

YouYah!

That'sright.

Geetoveerheeree.

Go,go,go,go,go.

Moveeit.

Out.

Geetout.

Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.

Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.

Go.

Lynetteshouldn'thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.

Hehadotherthingsonhismind.

Thingsbelowthesurface.

Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.

Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.

-Hi-[dogbarks]I'mJuliee.

Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.

Oh,OK.

Weell,leet'sgoroundandgeetit.

-Stay.

-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.

InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.

Hee'sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.

-Ican'tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.

-Isawyouflirting.