经典美剧《老友记》第四季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第四季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Wearesoinluck!

Treegersaidwecouldhaveallthiscoolstuff!

Waitrightthere.

Oh,no.I'mpaddlingaway.

Really?

Wegotallthisrustycrapforfree?

Thisandabunchofbubblewrap.Andsomeofitisnotevenpopped.

Couldwebemorewhitetrash?

S04E03TheOnewiththeCuffs

HowdesperateamI?

GoodthingChandler'snothere.Healwayswinsatthisgame.

IjusttoldmymomI'dcaterherparty.

-Howcome?

-Ineedthemoney.

It'dbeagreatwaytogetridofthatlastsmidgenofself-respect.

Ithinkthisisagoodthing.

Momwouldn'thavehiredyouifyouweren'tgood.

Youdon'thavetostickupforher.Shecan'thearyou.

Doyouhaveanyjuice?

Justpickle.

Funnystory.IbumpedintoJoannayesterday.

Myboss,Joanna?

Thatmusthavebeenawkward.

Actually,sheaskedmeifIwantedadrink.

Youdidn'tsayyestothat,didyou?

Hello,Rachel.

Well,notatfirst.

Whatisshedoinghere?

Lasttimeyouwentoutwithheryousaidshewasadud!

Ijudgedhertooquickly.Thistime,wetookittothenextlevel.

LasttimeIalmostgotfired.Youmustendit.Youmustenditnow.

It'snotaneverydayoccurrence!

UsuallyI'mintherebymyself.

Promise.

-Rachel,aren'tyourunninglate?

-No

-Youareifyoupickmeupabagel.-Okay.

Promiseyouwillendthisnow.

-Ipromise.I'llendit.-Thankyou.

IhopeyouknowwhatI'mgivingup.

She'snotjustthebossinyouroffice.YouknowwhatImean?

Sorry.Iknewwhathemeant.

How'sthehiredhelp?

Doinggreat.Quichesarecomingalong.

What'sthis?

Bluenailpolish?

Ithoughtitwascute.

It'swhatyourgrandmother'shandslookedlikewhenwefoundher.

Letmeaskyouaquestion.

Whydidyouhireme?

Richardravedaboutthefoodathisparty...

...butyouweresleepingwithhim.

ThenIheardthefoodatthatlesbianweddingwasnice.

Iassumeyoudidn'tsleepwithanyonethere.

Atleastthatwouldbesomething.

Oh,myGod!

Didyouhearthat?

ShehiredmebecauseshethinksI'mgood.

Ididn'thearthat.

Shedidn'thiremeoutofpity.

Itwasrtsoshecouldpickonme.SheactuallythinksI'mgood.

Andhey,it'scoolifyou'realesbian.

Goodafternoon.Areyouthedecision-makerofthehouse?

Doyoucurrentlyownasetofencyclopedias?

No,buttrytheclassifieds.Peopleselleverythinginthere.

Actually,I'mnotbuying.I'mselling.

Letmeaskyouonequestion.

Doyourfriendseverhaveaconversation...

...andyoujustnodalong,notsurewhatthey'retalkingabout?

I'mtellingyou,it'stotallyunconstitutional.

IthinkhedeservesaNobelPrize.

ItwasliketheAlgonquinkids'table.

Excuseme.I'msorry.

Youhaven'tsaidanythingforabouttwominutes.

Areyouatallinterested?

Comeonin.

-That'sweird.-What?

Yournails.

Iworefakeonessomymomwouldn'tgivemegriefaboutbitingthem.

Imeant,it'sweirdthatyouonlyhaveninenow.

Oh,myGod!

Waitaminute.

IhadthemwhenIput

Oh,myGod!

It'sinthequiche!

-Oh,myGod!

-Okay,don'tpanic.

I'llgobuyyouanewsetofnails.

Noonewillknow,andyou'lllookgreat!

It'sbecausethey'regoingtoeatThat'stheproblem.

Honey,don'tbiteyournails.

Pleasedon'tfreakout.

There'sabluefingernailinoneofthequichecups.

Andthere'snowaytoknowwhichone.

Andwhoeverfindsitwinstheprize!

I'mnotfreakingout.

-Whyareyoulaughing?

-Nowyourfatherowesme$5.

YoubetI'dloseanail?

Don'tbesilly.IjustbetthatI'dneedthese.

Frozenlasagnas?

YoubetthatI'dscrewup?

AllthatstuffabouthowIwasgood

No,thatwasalltrue.

Thiswasjustincaseyou"pulledaMonica."

YoupromisedDr.Weinbergyou'dneverusethatphrase.

Comeon.Haveasenseofhumor.

You'reneverabletolaughatyourself.

That'sright.

Mymomhasnofaithinme!

That'shilarious!

Idon'tgetit.

No.Ihavefaith.

No.Youhavelasagnas!

Theruinedquichesareready!

-Okay.

Itjustdoesn'tfeellikewe'rebreakingup.

No,weare.I'msad.

Canyouwaittilltomorrow?

Allright.

Unbelievable!

Thanks.

Thatwasmyboss.Ihavetogo.

Whatareyoudoing?

-I'mgettingdressed.-Why?

WhenIwalkoutsidenaked,peoplethrowgarbage.

Wait.Iwanttoshowyousomething.

Whatisit?

Justalittlegaggiftsomebodygaveme.

Putyourhandstogether.

You'renotthebossofme.

Yeah,youare.

Saucy!

I'llbebackintwominutes.

You'regoingtoleavemelikethis?

Knowingyou'reherewaitingforme.Ithinkit'sexciting,don'tyou?

Ifyoudon'tcomebacksoon...

there'sprettymuchnothingIcandoaboutit!

Ibroughtyoubackamacaroon.

Great.I'llkeepitinmybuttwithyournose.

That'sweird.Shelockedthedoor.

Youknowwhy?

She'sgotthebonuslistinthere.

Isawherworkingonittoday.

Swearyouwon'ttell.

WhenMarkleft,hegavemeakeytoheroffice.

Youwanttoseethelist?

Howareyou?

Hello,Joanna

office.

I'msorry.I'llbealittlelonger.

-Howlittle?

-Acouplehours.

Thisisn'tfunny.Getbackherenow!

Ican't!

Whynot?

I'minmyboss'car.

-What?

-Tunnel!

What?

Rachel,couldIseeyouforamoment?

Okay,here'sthesituation.

Thekeystothecuffsareonthedoor.

Couldyoubeadoll...

...andgrabthemandscootonoverhereandunlockme?

Andonatotallyseparatesubject,that'salovelypantsuit.

Youpromisedyouwouldbreakupwithher.

Ididbreakupwithher!

Shejusttookitreally,reallywell!

Jeopardizingmycareerneverenteredyourmind?

Itdidentermymind.

Butthensomethinghappenedthatmadeitshootrightout.

Yougotyourselfintothosecuffs,yougetyourselfout.

Ican'tgetmyselfrightoutofthem.

Youmusthavemeconfusedwiththe"AmazingChandler"!

Unlockme!

Shecouldbegoneforhours,andI'mcoldand...

Allright!

Thisisit!

Neverseeheragain.

Never!

-Nevercomeinhereagain.-Fine!

GivemebackmyWalkman!

Ineverborrowedit.

ThenIlostit.Buymeone!

Yougotit!

Herewego!

Comeon.Thisisgreat!

Doesithurt?

No,Ialwaysseeguysdothiswhenhandcuffsaretakenoff.

Hello,sweetpants!

Wait!

WhatwillyoutellJoanna?

Aboutwhat?

She'llseeyou'regoneandknowIletyouout,andI'llgetfired!

I'lltellalie!

I'mgoodatlying!

IactuallydidborrowyourWalkman!

She'llknowIhaveakeytoheroffice.

I'vegottolockyoubackup.

Idon'tthinkso.

Thisismuchbetter.

Here'ssomebodyinteresting.

WhatdoyouknowaboutVanGogh?

Hecutoffhisear.And?

I'mout.

Hepaintedthat.

That'sprettynice.

Ithoughthecutoffhisearbecausehesucked.

Whatelseyougotinthere?

Let'ssee...

WheredoesthePopelive?

Inthewoods.

Wait,that'sthejokeanswer.

Actually,it'sVaticanCity.

Now,whatdoyouknowaboutvulcanizedrubber?

Spock'sbirthcontrol.

Youneedthesebooks.

Thisusedtobeyourroom?

Youmusthavebeeninreallygoodshapeasakid.

I'msuchanidiot!

Ican'tbelieveIthoughtshecouldchange.

Whocareswhatyourmomthinks?

Soyou"pulledaMonica."

I'mgladthat'scatchingon.

Whydoesthathavetobeabadthing?

Justchangewhatitmeans.

Proveyourmotherwrong.

Youfinishthejob,andwe'llcallthat"pullingaMonica."

What?

IfakidgetsstraightA's,hisparentssay,"YoupulledaMonica."

Afiremansavesababy,andtheygo,"HepulledaMonica."

Someonehitsahomer,andtheysay,"Thatone'soutofhere."

Becausesomethingsdon'tchange.

Allright.I'llgodownthere.

Iwon'tservethelasagna.I'llservewhatImake.

Mybreastsarereallystrong.

Ihavetogetyoulockedbackup.I'msogoingtolosemyjob!

She'sveryprivateaboutheroffice!

NowIknowwhy!

You'reintroubleeitherway.

Ifsheseesmelockedtothis...

...she'llknowyouwerehere.Youmightaswellletmego.

I'llcleanyourbathroomforamonth.Stillwon'tbeclean.

AllIwantismyfreedom.

Footrubsforamonth!

Freedom!

-I'llputallyourphotosintoalbums!

-Iwantmyfreedom!

Whywon'tyouhearme!

Sophie,helpme!

Sophie,sit!

Wouldyoujustcalmdown?

!

I'mgoingtosaythisforthelasttime.

Wouldyoupleasejust

There'salotIdidn'tknowaboutvomit.

Inaminute.

Sowhatdoyousay?

Yougetthewholesetofencyclopediasfor$1200.

Thatworksouttojust50bucksabook.

$1200?

YouthinkIhave$1200?

I'mhomeduringtheday...

...andIgotpatiofurnitureinmylivingroom.

There'safewthingsyoudon'tgetfrombooklearning.

Well,whatcanyouswing?

Howaboutzerodownandzeroamonthforalong,longtime?

Youdon'thaveanything?

YouwanttoseewhatIgot?

IgotababyTootsieRoll...

...amoviestub,keys,aKleenex...

...arock...

...andanarmyman.

Okay,Igetthepicture.Thanksforyourtime.

Andafifty.

ThesemustbeChandler'spants.

For$50youcangetonebook.

Whatwillitbe?

A?

B?

C?

I'llstickwiththeV.

Iwanttoseehowthisbadboyturnsout.

IwillbuyandwrapallofyourChristmasgifts!

I'llsqueezeyoufreshorangejuiceeverymorning!

Withextrapulp?

Yeah.

I'vegotit!

Youdon'thaveit.

Ihavesogotit!

Therewillberumorsaboutthis.Nowaytostopit.

Sophie,MonicaandPhoebeknow.

-Howdotheyknow?

-Icalledthem.

WhentheyaskmewhatIsaw...

...Icanbeverygenerous...

...orverystingy.

Goon.

Icanmakeyoualegend.

IcanmakeyouthisgeneratiorsMiltonBerle.

AndMiltonBerlehasNotcomparedtoyou.

They'renoteventouchingthelasagna.

Theyloveyourcasserole!

It'shardtobelieveawhileagothiswasjustingredients.

Everyoneseemstolikeyourdish.

Andyou?

Ithoughtitwas...

...quitetasty.

Soifeveryonelikedit,andyoulikedit...

...thatwouldmakethisasuccess.Whichwouldmakeyou...

Abitch?

Imeant"wrong,"butwecanuseyourword.

Yes,well,Iwaswrong.

AndIhavetosay...

...youreallyimpressedmetoday.

Youmightevensay