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《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本

5人短剧。

搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

人物

BunnyCheng:

BunnyChen

ElizaLin:

Daughter

CelineTu:

ReporteretAside

SanoHsieh:

Smallgangster（小流氓）

TrentCheng:

Biggangster（大流氓）

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SCENEI

Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.

Mom:

Hello~

Caller:

（Aboyiscrying.）Ha!

Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?

Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.

Mom:

Areyoucrazy?

Idon’thaveasonDon’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!

Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…

Mom:

Hello~

Caller:

Hello~Areyoubusynow?

Mom:

（Irecognizethevoice.）Youareafraud,right?

Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?

Isitfun?

Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?

Iwon’tbelieveyou.

Caller:

Really?

Listentothis.（Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~）

Mom:

Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!

Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?

（Hangupthephonemoreangrier.）

Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…

Mom:

Eliza~

Eliza:

Mom~whyyouarehere?

Areyoumissingme?

Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?

Mom:

Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?

Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.

MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.

SCENEII

Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.

Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.

Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.

Biggangster:

Hey!

Concentrate!

!

（Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead）

Smallgangster:

Ouch!

O.K.O.K.

Atthismoment,thegirlappears.

Smallgangster:

（Checkthepicture.）Hey!

!

Buddy!

!

Look!

Isthather?

Biggangster:

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

It’shuntingtime.

Smallgangster:

I’msoexcited!

!

Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?

IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!

Biggangster:

（Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.）Hey!

Wakeup!

!

Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!

Smallgangster:

Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!

!

Biggangster:

Hey!

!

Lady!

!

Canyoudomeafavor?

Eliza:

Sure!

WhatcanIdoforyou?

Smallgangster:

（Murmuring）Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.

Biggangster:

Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.

Eliza:

Nevermind!

Biggangster:

Thanks!

IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?

Eliza:

Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

Biggangster:

Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…

Eliza:

No!

No!

No!

Gostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

Smallgangster:

Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.

Eliza:

Oh,my!

No!

Wrongagain!

Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.

Biggangster:

It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?

Please~

Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.

Eliza:

Umm…letmethink…okay!

!

Let’sgo!

Smallgangster:

Howkindofyou!

!

Mylittlegirl.

Biggangster:

Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.

Elizagoeswiththegangsters.

Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!

”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.

Eliza:

Whatareyoudoing?

Smallgangster:

I’mkidnappingyou!

Eliza:

Oh~Iamsoscared.

Smallgangster:

（Talktothebiggangster.）Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?

Biggangster:

Ya~weareprofessional.

Eliza:

Notfunny!

I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!

Iwanttogohome!

Smallgangster:

Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!

Elizakeepscrying.

Smallgangster:

You!

Getoutofthecar!

Biggangster:

（Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!

）Idiot!

Ihaveastupidpartner.（Disappointed）

Eliza:

Iagree!

（Nodhead.）

Biggangster:

Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.

Eliza:

Thankyou.Howkindofyou.

SCENEIII

Motherispreparingdinner.

Mom:

Eliza!

Eliza!

Timefordinner!

I’mhungry!

Hurryup!

Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.

Mom:

Eliza,whereareyou?

Don’tpl