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时尚女魔头台词文本

Goodluck.

Hi.Uh,IhaveanappointmentwithEmilyCharlton?

AndreaSachs?

Yes.

Great.HumanResourcescertainlyhasanoddsenseofhumor.

Followme.

Okay,soIwasMiranda'ssecondassistant...

butherfirstassistantrecentlygotpromoted,andsonowI'mthefirst.

Oh,andyou'rereplacingyourself.Well,Iamtrying.

Mirandasackedthelasttwogirlsafteronlyafewweeks.

Weneedtofindsomeonewhocansurvivehere.Doyouunderstand?

Yeah.Ofcourse.Who'sMiranda?

Oh,myGod.Iwillpretendyoudidnotjustaskmethat.

She'stheeditorinchiefofRunway,nottomentionalegend.

Youworkayearforher,andyoucangetajobatanymagazineyouwant.

Amilliongirlswouldkillforthisjob.

Itsoundslikeagreatopportunity.I'dlovetobeconsidered.

Andrea,Runwayisafashionmagazine...

soaninterestinfashioniscrucial.

WhatmakesyouthinkI'mnotinterestedinfashion?

Oh,myGod.

No!

No!

No!

What'swrong?

She'sonherway.Telleveryone!

She'snotsupposedtobehereuntil9:

00.

Herdriverjusttextmessaged,andherfacialistrupturedadisk.

God,thesepeople!

Who'sthat?

ThatIcan'teventalkabout.

Allright,everyone!

Girdyourloins!

Didsomebodyeatanonionbagel?

Sorry,Miranda.

Moveit!

Ooh!

Idon'tunderstandwhyit'ssodifficulttoconfirmanappointment.

Iknow.I'msosorry,Miranda.Iactuallydidconfirmlastnight.

Detailsofyourincompetencedonotinterestme.

TellSimoneI'mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirlthatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.

Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.

AndR.S.V.P.YestotheMichaelKorsparty.

Iwantthedrivertodropmeoffat9:

30andpickmeupat9:

45sharp.

CallNatalieatGloriousFoods,tellhernoforthe40thtime.

No,Idon'twantdacquoise.Iwanttortesfilledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.

Thencallmyex-husbandandremindhimtheparent-teacherconferenceisatDaltontonight.

Thencallmyhusband,askhimtomeetmefordinneratthatplaceIwenttowithMassimo.

TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesentforthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers...

andthey'reallsodeeplyunattractive.

Isitimpossibletofindalovely,slenderfemaleparatrooper?

No.AmIreachingforthestarshere?

Notreally.

Also,IneedtoseeallthethingsthatNigelhaspulledforGwyneth'ssecondcovertry.

Iwonderifshe'slostanyofthatweightyet.Who'sthat?

Nobody.Um,uh...

HumanResourcessentherupaboutthenewassistantjob,andIwaspreinterviewingher.

Butshe'shopelessandtotallywrongforit.

ClearlyI'mgoingtohavetodothatmyselfbecausethelasttwoyousentme...

werecompletelyinadequate.

Sosendherin.That'sall.

Right.

Shewantstoseeyou.Oh!

Shedoes?

Move!

Thisisfoul.Don'tletherseeit.Go!

That's...

Whoareyou?

Uh,mynameisAndySachs.

IrecentlygraduatedfromNorthwesternUniversity.

Andwhatareyoudoinghere?

Well,IthinkIcoulddoagoodjobasyourassistant.

And,um...

Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalistandsentlettersouteverywhere...

andthenfinallygotacallfromElias-Clarke...

andmetwithSherryupatHumanResources.

Basically,it'sthisorAutoUniverse.

Soyoudon'treadRunway?

Uh,no.

Andbeforetoday,youhadneverheardofme.

No.

Andyouhavenostyleorsenseoffashion.

Well,um,Ithinkthatdependsonwhatyou're...

No,no.Thatwasn'taquestion.

Um,IwaseditorinchiefoftheDailyNorthwestern.

Ialso,um,wonanationalcompetitionforcollegejournalists...

withmyseriesonthejanitors'union,whichexposedtheexploitation...

That'sall.

Yeah.Youknow,okay.

You'reright.Idon'tfitinhere.

Iamnotskinnyorglamorous...

andIdon'tknowthatmuchaboutfashion.

ButI'msmart.

IlearnfastandIwillworkveryhard.

IgottheexclusiveontheCavalliforGwyneth...

buttheproblemis,withthathugefeatheredheaddressthatshe'swearing...

shelookslikeshe'sworkingthemainstageattheGoldenNugget.

Thankyouforyourtime.

Whoisthatsadlittleperson?

Arewedoingabefore-and-afterpieceIdon'tknowabout?

BrownandLaw,please?

Thankyou.

Andrea.Hmm?

Wait.Yougotajobatafashionmagazine?

Mm-hmm.Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?

wow.Ow!

Don'tbeajerk.

MirandaPriestlyisfamousforbeingunpredictable.

Okay,Doug.HowisitthatyouknowwhosheisandIdidn't?

I'mactuallyagirl.Oh!

Thatwouldexplainsomuch.Look,seriously.

MirandaPriestlyisahugedeal.Ibetamilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.

Yeah,great.ThethingisI'mnotoneofthem.

Look,yougottastartsomewhere,right?

Imean,lookatthisdumpNateworksin.

Imean,comeon.Papernapkins?

Hello.

Yeah.AndLily,sheworksatthatgallerydoing,uh,youknow...

Oh,I'msorry.Whatexactlyisitthatyoudoanyway?

Well,luckyforme,Ialreadyhavemydreamjob.

You'reacorporateresearchanalyst!

Oh,you'reright.Myjobsucks.No!

Itsucks.Idon't...It'sboring.It'sallright.Breathe.

I'mtrying.Here.Takeadrink.

Iwillhaveadrink.Iwillhaveadrink.Ah,yes.

I'dliketoproposeatoast.Tojobsthatpaytherent.Tojobsthatpaytherent.

Jobsthatpaytherent.

Oh,baby.YoushouldseethewaythesegirlsatRunwaydress.

Idon'thaveathingtoweartowork.

Comeon.You'regonnabeansweringphonesandgettingcoffee.

Youneedaballgownforthat?

IthinkImight.

Well,Ihappentothinkyoulookgreatalways.

Aww!

Ithinkyou'refullofit.

Hey.Comeon.Let'sgohome.Yeah.

Icanthinkofsomethingwecandothatdoesn'trequireanyclothing.

Really?

Mmm.

Hello?

Andrea,MirandadecidedtokilltheautumnjacketstoryforSeptember...

andsheispullinguptheSedonashootfromOctober.

Youneedtocomeintotheofficerightthissecondandpickuphercoffeeorderontheway.

Now?

Now,getapenandwritethisdown.

Iwantoneno-foamskimmedlattewithanextrashot...

andthreedripcoffeeswithroomformilk.

Searinghot.AndImeanhot.

Hello?

Whereareyou?

Oh,I'malmostthere.Yeah.

Shoot!

Oh!

Istheresomereasonthatmycoffeeisn'there?

Hasshediedorsomething?

No.God.

Oh.Bloodytime.

Ihopeyouknowthatthisisaverydifficultjob...Mm-hmm.

Forwhichyouaretotallywrong.

Andifyoumessup,myheadisonthechoppingblock.

Now,hangthatup.Don'tjustflingitanywhere.

Okay.Firstofall,youandIanswerthephones.

Thephonemustbeansweredeverysingletimeitrings.

Callsrolltovoicemail,andshegetsveryupset.

IfI'mnothere...Andrea,Andrea...

youarechainedtothatdesk.

Well,whatifIneedto...What?

No.

Onetimeanassistantleftthedeskbecausesheslicedherhandopenwithaletteropener...

andMirandamissedLagerfeld...

justbeforeheboardeda17-hourflighttoAustralia.

ShenowworksatTVGuide.

Manthedeskatalltimes.Gotit.

Uh...MirandaPriestly'soffice.

No,she'snotavailable.

Whoisit?

Yes,Iwilltellheryoucalled...yetagain.

Right.Remember,youandIhavetotallydifferentjobs.

Imean,yougetcoffee...andyourunerrands.

YetIaminchargeofherschedule...

herappointmentsandherexpenses.

And,um,mostimportantly,um...

IgettogowithhertoParisforFashionWeekinthefall.

Igettowearcouture.Igotoalltheshowsandalltheparties.

Imeetallofthedesigners.It'sdivine.

Okay.Now,stayhere.I'mgoingtotheartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.

The...ThisistheBook.

Now,itisamock-upofeverything...

inthecurrentissue.

AndwedeliverittoMiranda'sapartmenteverynight,andsheretu...

Don'ttouchit.Shereturnsittousinthemorningwithhernotes.

Now,thesecondassistantissupposedtodothis...

butMirandaisveryprivateandshedoesnotlikestrangersinherhouse.

Sountilshedecidesthatyouarenotatotalpsycho...

IgetthelovelytaskofwaitingaroundfortheBook.

Oh,Emily?

WhatdoIdo...

Dealwithit.

Hello.Mrs.Priestly'soffice.

Hmm.That'swhatImeant.MirandaPriestly'soffice.

Um,youknow,sheisinameeting.CanIpleasetakeamessage?

Okay.CanyoupleasespellGabbana?

Hello?

Iguessnot.

Iguessedaneightandahalf.

Um,uh,that'sveryniceofyou...

butIdon'tthinkIneedthese.

Mirandahiredme.SheknowswhatIlooklike.

Doyou?

Emily.

Emily?

Shemeansyou.

Wejustcutonthebias.That'snotwhatIaskedyou.

Icouldn'thavebeenclearer.Thereyouare,Emily.

HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?

Actually,it'sAndy.

MynameisAndy.Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.

Ineed10or15skirtsfromCalvinKlein.

Whatkindofskirtsdoyou...Pleaseboresomeoneelsewithyourquestions.

AndmakesurewehavePier59at8:

00a.m.Tomorrow.

RemindJocelynIneedtoseeafewofthosesatchelsthatMarcisdoinginthepony.

AndthentellSimoneI'lltakeJackieifMaggieisn'tavailable.

DidDemarchelierconfirm?

D-DidD-Demarchel...

Demarchelier.Didhe...Gethimonthephone.

Uh,o...okay.

And,Emily?

Yes?

That'sall.

It'sjustthecavalierdisregardforcleardirections...

DoyouhaveDemarchelier?

Uh,Demarchelier.

Leaveit.Doyouhave...

IhaveMirandaPriestlycalling.

IhavePatrick!

Uh,no,shecalledmeinthereand-andthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.

AndtherewassomethingaboutSimone,Frankie,someoneelse.

And,um,sheneedsskirtsfromCalvinKlein.

And,uh,therewassomethingaboutapony.

Didshesaywhichskirts?

No.No.

Didshesaywhatkind?

Color,shape,fabric?

Itriedtoaskher.

YoumayneveraskMirandaanything.

Right.Iwilldealwithallofthis,andyouwillgotoCalvinKlein.

Eh...Me?

Oh,I'msorry.Doyouhavesomepriorcommitment?

Somehideousskirtconventionyouhavetogoto?

Miranda?

Areyouthere?

I'mabouttowalkin.I'llcallyouassoona