高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧本520 The One With The Ride Along素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧本520TheOneWithTheRideAlong素材

520TheOneWithTheRideAlong

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Rachel,Joey,andMonicaaresittingonthecouchasRossisupgettingsomecoffee.]

Monica:

Okay,guys,listen,don'tforgetthattomorrowisthedaythatEmilygetsmarriedagain,sowhateverwedo,justtrytoreallykeepRoss'smindoffofit.

Joey:

Oh,yeah,goodidea.

（Rossreturns.）

Chandler:

Heyman,what'sup?

Ross:

（sitsdownatthetable）Oh,eh,justthinkingaboutEmilygettingmarriedtomorrow.（Joeypanics.）

Joey:

Ooh,Ross,look!

Look!

（PointsbehindRoss.）

Ross:

（turningandlooking）What?

Where?

Joey:

Rightoverthere!

Rightthere!

Look-look-look!

Ross:

WhatamIlookingat?

Joey:

（totherestofthegang）Somebodyhelpmeouthere!

Phoebe:

（entering,withGary）Hey!

Gary:

Hello!

Monica:

Hey!

Gary:

Howareyou?

Phoebe:

Monica,I'msorryIdidn'tcomebylastnight.IwasoutwithGary;heletmeridearoundwithhiminhiscopcar.Wesawandpreventedcrimes.

Joey:

Yougottogoonaridealong?

!

Phoebe:

Uh-huh!

Joey:

Iwanttogoonaridealong!

Ross:

Metoo!

Gary:

Okay!

Chandler:

Yeah,yeah!

Metoo!

Gary:

Really?

!

You?

Chandler:

Yeah.

Gary:

Well,it'skindadangerous.

Chandler:

Well,Ilikedanger.

Gary:

Okay,youguysfreetonight?

JoeyandRoss:

Yeah!

!

Chandler:

Tonight?

You-youdidn'tsayitwasgoingtobeatnighttime.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiskneelingatthecoffeetableandhasabunchofpictureslaidoutinfrontofherasRachelenters.]

Rachel:

Hey!

Monica:

Hey!

Oh,I'msogladyou'rehome,Ithoughttonightwecouldfinallyorganizethesephotos!

Rachel:

Ohh,thankGod!

Finally!

Monica:

Okay,I'vebrokenthemdownintocategories.Okay,wehaveuh,wegotholidays,birthdays,candids,y'know…AndthenwhatI'vedoneisI'vecross-referencedthembysubject.Right?

Soifyou'relookingup,ohlet'ssaybirthdaysanddogs,yougetPhoto152.See?

（Handsherthephoto.）

Rachel:

Ohh,it'smeandLaPoo!

Wow!

Imissthatdog.

Monica:

Youcanalsofindhimunderumm,doganddead.

Rachel:

Great!

Thanks!

Monica:

Allright,handmethatotherboxofphotos;that'stheverylastone.

Rachel:

Okay.

（Shepicksuptheboxandthebottomfallsout,spillingallofthepicturesontoMonica'sneatlittlepiles.）

Rachel:

Oops.Sorry!

Well,goodthingyounumberallofthem,huh?

Monica:

Ihadn't!

Photo152wasaprototype.

Rachel:

Ohhhh.Honey,honey,honey,it'sokay,it'sokayhoney.I'mgonnafixyouadrink,huh?

Maybeamargarita?

Ross:

Rosshastheblender!

Ugh,everything'sjustfallingapart!

Rachel:

Nohoney,it'sokay!

Listen,I'llgottoRoss'sandgettheblender,yougetallthemargaritastuffready.

Monica:

Allright,he'skeysareinthedrawer.Y'knowwhat?

Ialsoneedsomecash.

Rachel:

Okay,youwantmetostopattheATM?

Monica:

Nah,whileyou'reatRoss'sifyouseeanylyingaround…

Rachel:

What?

!

Monica:

What?

!

I-I-Idon't,Idon'tdothat!

（Rachelslowlyleavestheapartment.）

[Scene:

Gary'scopcar,RossisinthefrontseatwithGaryofcourse.Chandlerisinthebackseat.]

Ross:

（toGary）Thatwassocoolman,thewayyouleanedonthatguy.

Chandler:

Itisstartingtogetdarkoutthere.

Ross:

（toGary）Hetoldyoueverything!

Imeanyoutotallycracke

dhim!

Gary:

Yeahwell,beingthathewasthevictim,they'reusuallyprettytalkative.

Chandler:

（laughing）Okay.（Deadpan）Butitisofficiallynighttime.

（Garyreachesuptograbthatlittlelightthatcopshaveforunmarkedcopcars.）

Ross:

Ohhey,Gary,wantmetograbtheberryforya?

Gary:

It'scalledthecherry.

Ross:

It'sthe—Chandler!

!

（Chandlerstartslaughingathisjoke.）

Joey:

（returningfromadeli）Okay,Igotit!

Thisplacemakesthebestsandwichintheworld!

Gary:

HeyJoedoesithavemeatballsonit?

Joey:

Oh-ho,yeah!

Gary:

Doesithavemeltedcheeseandmarinarasauce?

Joey:

Yep!

Gary:

Yeah,youcan'teatthatinmycar.

Joey:

（dejected）Yeahokay.（ToChandler）Eventhoughmytaxdollarspaidforthiscar.

Chandler:

Yourtaxdollars?

Joey:

Yeah,okay.

[Timelapse,they'restillontheridealongandJoeyisjustsniffinghissandwich.]

Chandler:

（leansinandtakesasniffofJoey'ssandwich）Wow!

Thatsandwichreallydoessmellgood.

Joey:

DidIsayyoucouldsmellit?

!

Chandler:

Ican'tsmellyoursandwich?

Joey:

Halfthetasteisinthesmell!

You-you'resuckingupallthetastiness!

Chandler:

Okay,I'llgivethemback.（ExhalesstronglythroughhisnoseandJoeyjustglaresathim.）Look!

Whatissogreataboutthatsandwich?

Joey:

Okay,imaginethebestsexyou'veeverhad.

Chandler:

Okay.

Joey:

AreyouthinkingaboutMonica?

Chandler:

Yeah.

Joey:

Yeah,what'sthatlike?

[Scene:

Ross'sapartment,Rachelisjustentering.Shetakesoffhercoatandheadsforthekitchen.Asshedoes,sheknockssomethingoffofabookcasenexttothekitchendoorwithhercoatanditbreaks.]

Rachel:

Ohhpleasedon'tbefromarealdinosaur!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

（Shepicksupthe2piecesandlooksatthestand.）MadeinMexico!

Yes!

!

Ugh,whowouldbuythis?

!

（Looksforaplacetohideitandfindsawallsconceanddropsthepiecesintoitandheadsintothekitchenasthephonerings.）

Monica:

（ontheansweringmachine）Rach!

It'sme!

Pickup!

（Rachelrunsoverandanswersthephonewiththeblenderinhand.）

Rachel:

Hey!

What'sup?

!

Monica:

Ineedafewmorethingstomakethemargaritas.Uhh,Ineedsomesalt,somemargaritamix,andtequila.

Rachel:

Soallwehaveisice?

Monica:

Seeifhehasice.

Rachel:

Okay.

（Shehangsupthephoneandstartstoheadbacktothekitchenandnoticessomemoneylyingout,stops,reachesdowntopickitup,thephoneringscausinghertodropit,shequicklyputsitback,andheadsforthekitchen.）

Emily:

（onansweringmachine）HelloRoss?

It'sEmily.（Rachelrunsbackintotheroomwiththetequila.）Iknowthisisoutofthebluebutuh,I'mgettingmarriedtomorrow.Well,maybeIam.IkeepthinkingaboutyouandI'mwonderingif-ifwemadeamistakegivingupsofast.Areyouthinkingaboutme?

Ofcourseyou'renot,butifyouare,callmetonight.Okay,bye.

Rachel:

Oh.Oh!

（Takesaslugoftequila.）

[Scene:

Theridealong.]

Ross:

Sowherearewegoingnext?

Gary:

Thiswit

nesswon'treturnmycallssowe'regonnaseeifwecansurprisehimcominghome.

Chandler:

Sur-surprisehim?

We'renot,we'renotgonnamakeanybodymadarewe?

Joey:

Comeonman!

（ToGary）Listensouh,areyougonnasqueezetheperpsshoesalittlebitbeforehelawyersup?

Gary:

It'sawitnessnotaperp.Andnoonetalkslikethat!

Ross:

Yeah,noonetalkslikethat!

Joey:

Ohwhat?

LikeyourMr.Cop!

Ross:

Hey,I'mmorecopthanyoutwo!

Chandler:

Howdoyoufigurethat?

Ross:

Hello!

I'minthefrontseat,okay?

I'mGary'spartner!

Chandler:

Y'know,whenyousaypartneritdoesn'tsoundcop.It,itsoundsgay.

Ross:

Umm,jealous!

（Hedropsthecherryanditturnson.）

Gary:

Hey,doyoumind?

We'reundercoverhere.

Ross:

Yeah,noproblem.（Triestoturnitoff.）

Gary:

Ross!

Ross:

Sorry!

Sorry!

Oh,（Hesticksitunderhisshirt）there!

（It'sjustthereflashingthroughhisshirt）HeyGary,whoamI?

Phonehome!

（Garyjustglaresathim.）

[Timelapse,RosshasbeendemotedtothebackseatwithJoeyandChandler.He'snottoohappyaboutit.]

Chandler:

LookatOfficerRossridingbackherewiththevisitors.

Joey:

Yeah,what'supwiththatSerpico?

[Scene:

Ross'sapartment,RachelisplayingEmily'smessagetoMonica.]

Emily:

（onansweringmachine）Areyouthinkingaboutme?

Ofcourseyou'renot,butifyouare,callmetonight.Okay,bye.

Monica:

（doesRachel's）Nooo!

Rachel:

（doesMonica's）Iknow!

Monica:

WellthankGodyouwerehere!

Imean,wehavetoerasethat!

Rachel:

What?

!

Wecan'tdothat!

Monica:

Wehavetoo!

ImeanwhatifRoss'shearsthatandthencallsherbackandthentheygetbacktogether?

Isthatwhatyouwant?

Rossbackwiththatcontrolling,neurotic,crazyEmily?

TheEmilythatwouldn'tlethimseeyou?

Rachel:

Noo!

Ohno!

No!

Godno!

Heshouldnotgetbacktogetherwithher.Iknowthat!

Youknowthat!

EvenRossknowsthat!

Butthatstilldoesn’tgiveustherighttoerasehismessage!

Monica:

I'mhissister,okay?

Ilovehim!

Idon'twanttoseehimgethurt!

Comeon!

Doesn’tthatgivemetherighttocontrolhim—helphim?

Rachel:

Idon'tthinkhe'stheonewhoneedshelp.

（Theybothsitdown.）

Monica:

No,look,she'sobviouslyunstable,okay?

Imeanshe'sthinkingaboutrunningoutonherweddingday.（Rachelslowlyturnsandglaresather.）（Realizingwhatshejustsaid.）Okay,fine!

ButImean,lookatthepositionshe'sputtinghimin!

What'shegonnado?

Rossisgonnarunoverthereontheweddingdayandbreakupthemarriage?

!

Imean,whowoulddothat?

!

（Rachelagainturnsandglaresatherindisgust.）Okay,fine,allright,butthat'sy'know,it'sdifferent!

Althoughitdidinvolvealotofthesamepeople.

Rachel:

Ugh!

Monica:

Y'knowwhat,thisisobviouslysomekindoftwistedjokeshe'stryingtoplayonhim.

Rachel:

Okay,youarecrazy!

I'msorry,butshesoundedgenerallyupset!

Imean,listen!

（Shehitsabuttononthemachine.）

AnsweringMachine:

Yourmessageshavebeenerased.

Rachel:

Noooooooo!

[Scene:

Theridealong,they'reallwaitingoutsideofthewitness'shouseandstillinthecarinthesameplacesasbefore.]

Chandler:

Okay,y'know,we-we'resaferight?

Imeannothingbadcangodown!

Gary:

No.Butthatremindsme,（handingbackaclipboard）signthis.

Ross:

Whatisit?

Gary:

Ohit'snothing,itjustsaysthatyoucan'tsuethecityifyouscrapyourkneeory'know,getyourheadblownoff.

Chandler:

（deadpan）Oh,hurryup.Iwanttosignthat.

Gary:

Okay,herehecomes.Whatishedoing?