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博物馆之夜2

Whatifthiswasyourhouse?

Power'sout.Lightsaredead

Yourlittleonesintheirbunkbeddownthehall,cryingout…

Mommy!

Daddy!

Comequick!

I'mscared!

-Youneedtogetthere,andfast.-Coming,honey!

Daddy'scoming!

You'llneedaweapon.Butfirst,you'llneedaflashlight

Butyou'reinthedark!

Whatareyougonnado?

Howareyougonnafindit?

l'lltellyouhow

TheGlow-in-the-DarkFlashlight!

That'sright,folks!

I'mLarryDaleyofDaleyDevices

andwe'regonnaspendthenextpaid-programingblock

rockingyourworld

AndIbroughtalongafriendtodoit.GeorgeForeman,ladiesandgentlemen!

Fantastic,Larry,fantastic!

Isn'thefantastic,America?

But,seriously,isn'tittruethatjusttwoyearsago

youwereworkingasanightguardatsomedustymuseum?

Thatistrue,two-timeworldheavyweightchampGeorgeForeman

IwasjustaregularJoewithaflashlightandadream

YoumeanaregularLarry

Butwhat'snojokeisyou'reCEOofDaleyDevices

creatorofsuchindispensableitemsastheSuperBigDogBone!

-Youlikethatone?

-TheUnlosableKeyRing!

Oh,yeah,thatlittlechestnut!

Andnowyourlatestbreakthrough…Sayitwithme,America!

TheGlow-in-the-DarkFlashlight!

Whateverthehouseholdcrisis,thisisDaleyDevices.CanIhelpyou?

Gina,givethisbacktoStewart.Idon'ttrusthismath,okay?

#NAME?

Lar!

Hugenews!

WegottheWal-Martmeeting

#NAME?

Okay,allright.Wegotalotofworktodo

Well,okay,didyoujusthearmesay"Wal"and"Mart"together?

Yeah!

Iknow,it'shuge

Sojusttakeasecondtobehappyaboutit

Allright

You'retotallymakingfunofme

No,let'sholdoffonthevictoryparadetillweclose,okay?

Yougotit

-Andwhendoeshewanttomeet?

-TheywantFridaymorning,10:

00a.m

Okay,then,youknowwhat?

Cancelthatpitch

fortheelectricsawthingwiththepropeller,allright?

#NAME?

-Justthis.-Mydaughter'sbirthday,canceled!

Youcangohome.I'mgonnabeprettylate,okay

Okay,boss

Hello!

Excuseme!

Unauthorizedpersonnel!

Ifitisn'tourveryownMr.SuccessStory

Comeforoneofyournostalgiatours?

Ihaven'tseenyouforafewmonths

Yeah,I'vebeenbusy.What'sgoingonhere?

Progress,sotheytellme

Thefuture.Behold,NaturalHistory,version2.0

WelcometoTheMuseumofNaturalHistory,wherehistorycomestolife!

Stepup,askyourquestion

Thenletthenextlittleboyorgirlhavetheirturn

Okay,wherewereyouborn?

RighthereinNewYorkCity,onTwentiethStreet

October27th,theyearofourLord1858

Blah,blah,blah.History,history.Learning,learning

ChangingAmerica,onechildatatime

That'sgreat.Soyou'readdingsomenewinteractiveexhibits?

No,Mr.Daley,notadding.Replacingtheoldexhibits

#NAME?

We'regettingridofallthisjunk.Thedioramas,thewaxworks

evensomeoftheshabbieranimals,likethisscrawnylittlemonkey

Youshouldbecareful.He'sacapuchin

It'samonkey

He'sararebreed.He'sacapuchin.He'snotjustamonkey

Monkey,then.Isaid"monkey".Whybespecific?

Whenyou'rethrowingawayamonkey,youdon'tneedtheLatinname

Areyouthrowinghimawayorareyoumovinghim?

Whatareyou,thePrimateGarbagePolice?

Letitgo,baby

#NAME?

I'mincharge.Meandtheboard

Mainlytheboard

Anyway,whydoyoucare?

No,it'sjustthatpeoplelovethisstuff

People,Mr.Daley,love"What'snext?

"

Youshouldknowthat.Youleft

Mysituationchanged.Mybusinesstookoff…

Yeah,youbecameasuccess.SowouldI,ifIwasanightguard

Sowherearetheseguysgoing?

Deepstorage.FederalArchives

-Where'sthat?

-Washington,D.C

TheSmithsonian

There'sgottobesomethingthatwecando

It'sdone!

Theyleavetomorrowmorning.It'sover

Hey,buddy,howyoudoing?

Howyoudoingwithallthis?

Youwantwhat'sinhere?

YouthinkIgotsomethingforyou?

YouthinkIgotalittlerope?

Thinkyou'restrongerthanme,huh?

Isthatallyougot,huh?

Lawrence!

Goodtoseeyou,lad!

Yeah,youtoo,Teddy

TheGuardianofBrooklynhasreturned!

Hey,Ahk.Look,McPheetoldmewhat'sgoingonaroundhere

#NAME?

Alothastranspired,Lawrence,sinceyourlastvisit.Onewouldsaythat…

#NAME?

Hey,Bocephus!

Littlehelpoverhere!

Hey

Hey,fellas.Howyoudoing?

Well,lookeehere

Ifitain'tMr.Big-in-the-Britcheshimself

comebackjustintimetoseeusoff!

Yeah,Jed,Iheard.Look,Idon'tevenknowhowthishappened

Yeah.Yeah,realmysteryhowthishappened

Maybetheanswer'sonthatmagicbuzzingboxthereinyourhand!

Youweren'there,Gigantor!

That'showithappened!

Ain'tnomystery!

Thefactis,Larry,there'snooneelseheretospeakonourbehalf

duringbusinesshours

None,none,dum-dum

Hey,guys!

It'sokay!

I'llcalltheboardinthemorning,allright?

IgotsomepulInow

I'llhandlethis.We'regonnabeokayhere

We?

Didyouhearthat?

YouhearDaydreamJohnny?

Thereain'tbeena"we"eversinceyouputusonthe"paynomind"list

Andthat'sacoldplacetobe,boy

Larry,what'sdoneisdone

EventhegloryofRomehadtocometoanend

Wouldyoupleasenotlookdramaticallyoffintothemiddledistance

whenyousaythat?

Itmakesmefeelworse

Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout

Whereareyoulooking?

Whereareyoulooking?

I'moverhere

Justabitofwall

Look,guys,maybeitwon'tbesobad

Yes,youmakeagoodpoint

ButthisistheSmithsonianwe'retalkingabouthere

Dexter,youdon'tknowthat

You'remissingthepoint,Gigantor!

They'reshippingusout!

Larry,Iknowyou'retryingtomakeusfeelbetter

Icanseethatyou'regenuinelyslightlybothered

butit'snevergoingtobethesame

Allofushere,together,inthisplace

Itain'tnevergonnabehome,boy

Jedediah,please!

Lawrence,theseareemotionaltimesforallofus

Butitisourlastnightasafamily

andIdon'twanttoseeitsquanderedinself-pity

Sowhowilljoinmeforonefinalstrollthroughthesehallowedhalls?

#NAME?

I'mjustgonnasquanderitinself-pity

Mydear,shallwe?

Safejourney,mylove

Hey,Dexter,wantsomehelpthere?

Hey,comeon,man.Nohardfeelings,allright?

It'sgonnabefine

It'salmostdawn,Lawrence

Yeah.So,where'syourcrate,Teddy?

Iwon'tbemakingthisjourney,Lawrence

Itseemsmyself,Rexy,andafewofthesignatureexhibits

willbestayingherefornow

Withoutthetablet?

Intruth,Lawrence

Ahkmenrah'stabletwillberemainingherewithhim

What?

They'regoingwithoutthetablet,myfriend

I'mafraidthisnightistheirlast

Youdidn'ttellthem

Sometimesit'smorenobletotellasmallliethandeliverapainfultruth

#NAME?

Andwhoknows?

Sometimesthegreatestchangebringsaboutevengreateropportunity

Lookatyou,Lawrence

Youleftthisplaceandcreatedquitealifeforyourself

Yeah,Iguessso

Ishouldhopeyou'ddomorethanguess,myfriend

You'reacaptainofindustry.Theworldatyourfingertips

Itseemstomeyouhaveeverythingyouwanted

Yeah,no,Iknow

No,youdon't.IfImay,lad

allowmetoofferyouonepieceofadvice

Thekeytohappiness,totruehappiness,is…

Hangononesec.Ijustgotta…

IgotthisJapanesedeal

No,okay,I'mturningthisoff.I'msorry

Thekeytohappiness?

I'llseeyou,Teddy

Sothey'regone?

There'snothingyoucando?

Iwishtherewas,man.I'mtellingyou,Itriedeverything

ItalkedtoMcPhee,Icalledtheboard,buttheyshippedthemoutthismorning

Thisisalotoffood,Dad

Yeah.Edfromwork'sgonnacomeby.IthoughtItoldyou

Wejusthavetogooveracoupleoflittleworkthings

-Soyou'reworkingtonight.-Iusedtoworkeverynight,remember?

Thatwaswhenyouhadthecoolestjobintheworld

Yeah,well,"cool"doesn'tpayforyourGuitarGodVlorwhatever

-Hello?

-Gigantor!

lt'sme,Jedediah!

-Hold!

Hold!

-Jed?

Neversurrender!

Jed,whatareyou…Howdidyoudialthephone?

Longstory!

Thatbrazenlittlemonkeystolethetablet

andnowwe'reinaworldofhurt,boy!

-What'sgoingon?

-Kahmunrah!

-Kahmunrah?

-Ahkmenrah'sbigbrother!

He'shere!

-Andtrustme,notafriendly!

-Never!

Irepeat,notafriendly!

-IsthatAttila,Jed?

-ldon'tknowhowmuchlonger

-wecanfightthemoff!

No!

-Jed?

Areyouokay?

-Letgoofme!

Help!

-Hey,Jed

-Letgo!

No,youletgoofme!

Help!

-Jed?

Whatwasthatabout?

Idon'tknow

Here,comeon.Gonnadropyouoffatyourmom's

-What'sgoingon,Dad?

-I'mgonnagofindout

Okay,buddy,McPheesaidtheFeder