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402TheOneWithTheCat
TheOneWithTheCat
Writtenby:
JillCondon&AnyToomin
Transcribedby:
EricAasen
402转世灵猫
乔伊和钱德达成共识，将他们硕大的娱乐中心（就是乔伊做的组合柜）出售；
Tony和Peter想用独木舟跟他们交换；
另一个被乔伊的广告吸引来的“买主”，将乔伊骗入柜子锁起来，拿走了家中所有值钱的东西。
莫妮卡和瑞秋高中舞会上的舞伴齐普约会；
不幸的是，齐普自林肯高中毕业后并未变成熟多少。
罗斯和瑞秋继续为分手而斗嘴。
菲比捡到一只猫，并相信这是她妈妈转世；
街上出现寻猫启事，除了罗斯，谁都不敢告诉菲比。
4.02TheOneWithTheCat
JoeyandChandleragreetoselltheiroversizedentertainmentcenter;
Theyhaveahardtimesellingitbutandeasytimebeingrobbedbyaprospectivebuyer（n.可能的买主）,thankstoJoey.
MonicagoesoutwithChip,Rachel'shighschoolpromdate;
unfortunately,Chiphasn'tgrownmuchsinceLincolnHigh.
RossandRachelcontinuetobicker（v.斗嘴）abouttheirbreak-up.
Phoebefindsacatandisconvincedit'shermotherreincarnated;
Aposterisfoundforamissingcat,butnoonehasthehearttotellPhoebe...exceptRoss.
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyiseatingbreakfastasChandlercomesoutofhisbedroom,rippinghiscoatintheprocess.]
ripv.撕剥裂开撕裂/intheprocessadv.在此过程中
Chandler:
Wow!
Thatripped!
Thatrippedrealnice!
Joey:
HowmanytimesdoIhavetotellyou!
Ya,turnandsliiiide!
Y'know,turnandslide.
slidev.滑动滑行
Chandler:
Youdon’tturnandslide,youthrowitout!
I’mtiredofhavingtogetatetanusshoteverytimeIgetdressed!
tetanusn.<医>破伤风
Joey:
Look,we’renotthrowingitout!
Ibuiltthisthingwithmyownhands!
Chandler:
Allright,howaboutwe,how‘boutwesellit.
Joey:
Allright.But,you’regonnahavetotellthem.（HeopensthecabinettorevealthechickandtheducklivinginsidewithChristmaslightsandadiscoballasdecorations.）
discoball
Chandler:
（nodshishead）Doyoumindifwestickyouinanothercabinet?
（toJoey）Theyseemallrightwithit!
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRossarethere.Monicaischeckingthemessages.]
Ross:
Hey,whydidthechickenfalloutofthetree?
falloutofv.飞离放弃
Monica:
Why?
Ross:
Becauseyouhavedoodyonyourhead.Yeah,itwasfunnierwhenBentoldit.
doody<俚>shitcacafeces
Chip:
（onmachine）HeyMonica,it’sChip.
Monica:
Yesss!
!
Ross:
Who’sChip?
Monica:
Shhh!
Chip:
（onmachine）Goodrunnin’intoyouatthebanktoday,soah,here’smynumber,555-9323.Givemeacall.Later.
Monica:
Chip,isChipMatthews.
Ross:
TheguywhotookRacheltotheprom?
Whyishecallingyou?
promn.正式舞会
Monica:
‘CauseIranintohimatthebank,heisstillsoocute.
Ross:
Monica,you’resolucky!
He’slikethemostpopularguyinschool!
!
Monica:
Iknow!
!
（callshim）（onphone）Chip?
Hi!
It’sMonica.（listens）‘Kay.（listens）‘Kay.（listens）Okay.（listens）Okay,good-bye.（hangsup）OhmyGod,wejusthadthebestconversation!
!
（goesintoherroomasRachelenters）
Ross:
（toRachel）Iwasjustleaving.
Rachel:
Good!
‘CauseI’vegotaproductreporttoread,it’slikeeightpages,IhopeIdon’tfallasleep.
Ross:
Why?
Didyouwriteit?
Rachel:
（seesChip’sphonenumber）Wow!
Lookatthat,ChipMatthewscalled.Iwonderwhathewants?
Ross:
Wellah,actually...
Rachel:
（interrupting）IbethesensedthatIwasreadytohavesexwithanotherguy.
interruptvt.打断（正在说话或动作的人）
Ross:
Well,umm,whydon’tyougivehimacall?
Rachel:
Okay.（picksupphone）Areyousureyouwannahearthis?
Ross:
Oh,I’msure.
Rachel:
（onphone）Chip!
Hi,it’sRachel.（listens）RachelGreen.Yeah,umm,youleftmeamessage.（listens）Yesyoudid,myroommatewroteitdown.（listens）MonicaGeller.（listens）Ohh.
Ross:
（whisperinginherear）Oh,that’sright!
HecalledtoaskoutMonica!
That-that’sgottabeembarrassing!
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Phoebeisfinishingupasong.]
Phoebe:
（screaming,angrily）...DUMB,DRUNKEN,BITCH!
!
!
（applause）（happily）Thankyou,thanks.
Ross:
（readingthenewspaper）Hey,here’saquestion:
wheredidyouguysgetthefinestoakEastoftheMississippi?
oakn.[植]橡树橡木
Chandler:
Uh-huh,firstyoutelluswhereyougottheprettiestlaceinalltheland.
Ross:
I’mreadingyourad.
Joey:
Looksgood,uh?
Ross:
Yeah.
Chandler:
（readingthead）Stunningentertainmentcenter.Fine,（pause）fineItaliancraftsmanship.（Joeyisveryproudofhimself）
stunningadj.极好的/craftsmanshipn.技能技术工艺
Phoebe:
OhmyGod,youguysaresellingtheentertainmentcenter?
Rachel:
Why?
Ilovethatthing.
Chandler:
Youwantit?
PhoebeandRachel:
Ohno.
Chandler:
Ahh,Gepeto,$5,000dollars?
Areyouinsane?
Geppetto：
钱德勒要乔伊把他的音像柜扔出去，乔伊就在报纸上登了一个旧货广告，声称是意大利木匠巧手制作，但他要价五千美元。
钱德勒嘲讽地说：
“啊!
葛佩托!
五千美元?
你疯了吗?
”葛佩托是《木偶奇遇记》里的木匠，又是意大利人，所以钱德勒用来称呼乔伊。
Joey:
Hey,theadalonecost300bucks!
Chandler:
Allrightlook,I’mchangingitto50bucks,oryourbestoffer.
Joey:
Whatkindofprofitisthat?
!
Andyoucallyourselfanaccountant.
Chandler:
（looksathim）Nooo.
Joey:
Oh.Whatdoyoudo?
Chandler:
Ican’tbelieveyoudon’tknowwhatIdoforaliving!
Phoebe:
Yeah,Iactuallydon’tknow...
Ross:
Good,sodoI
Rachel:
Somethingtodowithnumbers?
[CuttosomeoneenteringCentralPerkwhichletsacatin.ThecatthenrunsovertoPhoebe’sguitarcaseandstartssniffingaround.]
guitarcase
Phoebe:
OhmyGod!
No!
Shoo!
Kitty!
No!
No-no-no!
Shoo!
Gunter,There'sakittyinmyguitarcase.
shooint.（赶鸟等）所发声音嘘
Gunter:
Shoo!
Everyone'sgonnawantone.
Phoebe:
Comeon,you!
（goesoverandpicksupthecat）Comeon.Crazy.（looksintothecat’seyes）OhmyGod.
Rachel:
What?
Phoebe:
Nothing.Nothing.
Joey:
What?
What’swrong?
Phoebe:
Ijust,IjusthavethisreallystrongfeelingthatthiscatismyMother.
Rachel:
YoumeanthemomyoumetinMontauk.Shewasacat?
!
Chandler:
Thatmakesthefactthatsheownsbeach-frontpropertyallthemoreimpressive.
beachfrontn.海滨地区adj.靠海滨的/allthemoreadv.更加
Phoebe:
No,no-no,shewasahumanlady.ThisisthespiritofmyMomLily,theonewhokilledherself.
Ross:
Areyousureshe’sinthecat,orhaveyoubeentakingyourgrandma’sglaucomamedicineagain?
glaucoman.绿内障青光眼
Phoebe:
NoDr.Skeptismo!
I’msure.Firstofall,okay,there’sthefeeling.（Chandlershrugs）Okay,andforanother,howaboutthefactthatshewentintomyguitarcasewhichislinedwithorangefelt.（Rachelnodsherheadinunsureagreement）MyMother’sfavouritefishisOrangeRoughy...（Joeythinksheunderstands,butthennodsthathehasnoclue.）Cats....like....fish!
（RossandRachelaretotallylost）
linev.给（衣服等）装衬里/fletn.毡毡制品/Dr.Skepticism：
Ross对Phoebe认为猫仔是母亲lily加以戏噱，而Phoebe回击倒:
NoDr.Skeptismo这里的Skeptismo是skepticism（=sceptic）的意思，指的是一种愤世嫉俗，对一切即成事实表示怀疑的人也常常指对基督教事宜表示怀疑的人/OrangeRoughy：
菲比说她妈妈最喜欢的鱼是罗非鱼（OrangeRoughy），这是澳州出产的一种深海鱼类又称红鱼或者橘刺鲷。
但乔伊显然不知道这是个什么东西
Ross:
Youhadmewithorangefelt.
Phoebe:
（tothecat）Hi,Mommy.（Rachelcovershermouth,inan“OhmyGod.”gesture）Oh,Ihaven’tseenthissmilein17years!
Joey:
（toChandler）Dude,Phoebe’smomhasgotahugepeni...
Chandler:
（interrupting）Letitgo别说了!
!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,RachelisworkingasMonicaenters.]
Monica:
Hey!
Rachel:
Umm,whenwereyougonnatellmethatyou’regoingoutwithChipMatthews?
Monica:
Now?
IsitokayifIgooutwithChipMatthews?
Rachel:
Nooo!
It’snotokay!
Ican’tbelieveyouwouldwanttoafterwhathedidtome!
Monica:
What,thatlittlethingattheprom?
Rachel:
Monica!
Icouldn’tfindhimfortwohours!
HewashavingsexwithAmyWelch!
Monica:
Comeon,thatwasbackinhighschool!
Howcouldthatstillbotheryou?
Rachel:
Oh,yeah,you'reright,Moni-cow.
Monica:
Okay,Ihearyou.
Rachel:
Imeanwhy,ofallpeoplewouldyouwanttogooutwithChip?
!
Monica:
Look,youandIwenttodifferenthighschools...
Rachel:
Okay,thatdoesn’thelpme,becausewewenttothesamehighschool.
Monica:
Youwenttoonewhereyouwerepopular,andyougottorideoffChip’smotorcycle,andwearhislettermanjacket.IwenttoonewhereIworeabanduniformtheyhadtohavespeciallymade.
rideoffv.骑马（或自行车等）而去/lettermann.（校内）优秀运动员;美国大学里受赠校名第一字母之荣誉的优秀选手
Rachel:
（shocked）Theyhadtohavethatspeciallymade?
!
Monica:
ItwasaprojectforoneoftheHomeEcclasses.
HomeEc：
莫尼卡在中学里是一个大胖子，她的衣服都要大家的家政课（HomeEc是HomeEconomics的简称）来特别缝制。
不过，当时瑞秋等同学并不知道这一点，还以为是球队的吉祥物缝制衣服呢
Rachel:
（stunned）OhmyGod,theytoldusthatwasforthemascot!
mascotn.吉祥物
Monica:
Backthen,IthoughtthatIwouldnever,evergetthechancetogooutwithaChipMatthews,andnowhe’s-he’scalledmeupandaskedmeout.Andthefatgirlinsideofmereallywantstogo.I-Ioweherthis.Ineverlethereat.
Rachel:
Oh,yougooutwithhim.（goesoverandhugsher）
Monica:
Oh,really?
!
Rachel:
Yeah.Just,ifit’spossible,couldyouleavehimsomewhereandgohavesexwithanotherguy?
Monica:
I’lltry.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorning,theyareallthereeatingbreakfast.]
Ross:
Soyouguyshavinganyluckgettingridoftheentertainmentcenter?
Joey:
Well,therewereacoupleofcallslastnight,butah,Idon’tthinkanyofthemaregonnaworkout.
Chandler:
Yes,Joeyhasaverycarefulscreeningprocess.Apparently,noteveryoneisqualifiedtoownwoodandnails.
screeningn.掩护隔开（用筛子）筛过审查选拔
Phoebe:
（isstrugglingwiththecat）Stopit!
Stopit!
Shekeepssquirming,tryingtogetaway!
Justlikewhenshewasalive.
squirmv.蠕动
Ross:
SoPheebs,howlongisyourmomgonnabewithus?
Phoebe:
Well,I’mnotsure.Imean,Iguessuntilshey'know,getsusedtothefactthatthere’sy'know,anewmom.Y'know,Ithinkshe’sworriedthaty'know,she’sgonna,she’sgonnabereplaced.（tothecat,inafunnyvoice）Well,that’snotgonnahappenisit?
Noo.（getsup）Okay,Ihavetoreturnacallintheotherroom.
returnacallv.回电话回拜
Monica:
Whyca
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