经典美剧《老友记》第五季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Guys,look!

UglyNakedGuy'sputtingstuffinboxes.

I'dsayournakedbuddyismoving.

Ironically,mostoftheboxesseemtobelabeled"Clothes."

I'mgoingtomissthatbigoldsquishybutt.

Andwe'redonewiththechickenfriedrice.

Ifhe'smoving,maybeIshouldtrytogethisplace!

Itwouldbesocooltoliveacrossfromyouguys.

Wecoulddothattelephonething...

...whereyouhaveacan,wehaveacan...

...andit'sconnectedbyastring.

Orwecoulddotheactualtelephonething.

He'sgotpackingtapestucktowhereyoureallydon'twantit.

Getitoff,fatman!

Getitoff!

Oh,no,he'stryingtopullitoffslowly.

Takeitfromme,ifyou'regonnapulltapeoffyourself,it'sgottabeinonequickmotion.

Likethat.

TheOneWhereEveryoneFindsOut

18

Isn'titperfect?

Ican'tbelieveIneverrealizedhowgreatitis!

Becauseyoureyegoestothebignakedman.

It'samazing!

Hurryupwithanapplication,orI'llbeatyoutoit.

Well,I'mgoingtouseUglyNakedGuy'sbathroom.

Look!

There'sMonicaandChandler.

Hey,youguys!

Hey.

ChandlerandMonica!

Oh,myGod!

钱德和摩妮卡！

Oh,myeyes!

Myeyes!

It'sokay!

-They'redoingit!

-Iknow!

-Iknow!

-Youknow?

Yes,Iknowit.Joeyknows,butRossdoesn't,sostopscreaming!

What'sgoingon?

-What?

-Nothing!

Wearesoexcitedthatyou'llgetthisapartment!

Looksreallygood.

Looksprettygood!

Getinhere!

Comeon!

中央咖啡馆

YoumeanwheneverMonicaandChandler...

...weredoinglaundryorgoinggroceryshopping?

ThetimeMonicaspentonthephonewithLindafromcamp?

Doingit,doingit,phone,doingit.

Ican'tbelieveit!

Ithinkit'sgreat.Forhim.

Shecoulddobetter.

Hey,youguys.

Comehere!

What?

PhoebefoundoutaboutMonicaandChandler.

Youmeanhowthey'refriendsandnothingmore?

Joey,sheknows.

Wesawthemdoingitthroughthewindow.

Actually,wesawthemdoingitupagainstthewindow.

Wesawthemfornicating.

Sotheyknowyouknow,andtheydon'tknowthatRachelknows?

Yes,butitdoesn'tmatterwhoknowswhat.

Nowenoughofusknowthatwecouldjusttellthemweknow.

Allthelyingandthesecretswillfinallybeover.

Or,wecouldnottellthemweknow,andhavealittlefun.

Whatdoyoumean?

Iftheysaytheyaredoinglaundry,we'llgivethemlaundrytodo.

Iwouldenjoythat.

Youknowwhatwouldbeevenmorefun?

Tellingthem.

-Thatdoesn'tsoundlikefun.-Sowe'llmakeitfun.

We'lldoitlikeabarbershopquartet!

Weknow,weknow,weknow

No,IwanttodoPhoebe'sthing.

Ican'ttake

Youdon'thavetodoanything.Justdon'ttellthemweknow.

No.Ican'ttakeanymoresecrets.

Igotyoursecrets,theirsecrets,secretsofmyown.

Youdon'thaveanysecrets.

Well,youdon'tknowaboutHugsy,mybedtimepenguinpal.

Howarewegoingtomesswiththem?

Youcoulduseyourpositionastheroommate.

AndIwouldusethestrongesttoolatmydisposal.

Mysexuality.

Hello,children.

Watch.Learn.Anddon'teatmycookie.

Thatjacketlooksgreatonyou.

-Really?

-Thematerialissosoft.

Hello,Mr.Bicep.

You'reworkingout?

Itrytosqueezethings.

Areyouokay?

Ifyoureallywanttoknow

Ican'ttellyouthis.

Youcantellmeanything.

Actually,youaretheonepersonIcan'ttellthisto.

AndtheonepersonIwanttothemost.

What'sgoingon?

Ijusthaven'tbeenwithaguyinsolong...

...andsometimesyou'relookingforsomething...

...andit'srightthereinfrontofyou,sippingcoffee

Oh,no.HaveIsaidtoomuch?

Justsomethingtothinkabout.IknowIwill.

Youaresocute.

Howdidyougettobesocute?

MygrandfatherwasSwedish.

Andmygrandmotherwasatinylittlebunny.

Nowyou'reevencuter.

-Youknow,thatisapopularopiniontoday,Imustsay.-What?

Theweirdestthinghappenedatthecoffeehouse.

IthinkPhoebewashittingonme.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

I'mtellingyouIthinkPhoebethinksI'mfoxy.

It'snotpossible.

I'msorry,Phoebe'sjustalwaysthoughtyouwerecharming...

...inasexlesskindofway.

Youknow,Ican'thearthatenough.

I'msorry,Ijustthinkyoumisunderstoodher.

No,Ididn't,okay?

Shewasalloverme.

Shetouchedmybicep,forcryingoutloud.

Thisbicep?

Well,it'snotflexedrightnow.

WhyisitsohardforyoutobelievethatPhoebecouldbeattractedtome?

It'snot.

Allthegirlsareattractedtoyou.

You'repartbunny.

Mon,Whatareyoudoingnow?

youwanttocomeseeamoviewithus?

Actually,Iwasgoingtodosomelaundry.

Wanttodoitwithme?

Sure,I'lldoitwithyou.

Okay,great.Holdonasecond.

Hereyougo.

Thatwouldreallyhelpmeoutalot.Thanks.

Youknowwhat?

Idon'thaveenoughquarters.

Ihavequarters!

Great.Nowwecandolaundryallnight.Allnightlaundry!

Hey,anywordontheapartmentyet?

Icalledthere,anditturnsoutNakedGuyissublettingit.

He'salreadyhad100applicants.

-Oh,man.-No,no,it'sokay.

Becauseyouknowwhatthedifferencebetweenthemandmeis?

Yourhistoryofbedwetting?

Hey,Itrustedyou,man!

Anyway,thedifferenceis...

...I'vegottheedge.

It'snotexactlyethical,butIsenthimabribe...

...totipthescalesinmydirection.

Youcanseeitfromthewindow.

-Isitthatpinballmachinewiththebigbowonit?

-No.

-Thatnewmountainbike?

-No.

Whatdidyousend?

Abasketofminimuffins.

There'sawholetableofthem.Whichonedidyousend?

Thesmallone.

Youactuallythoughtthatbasketwasgoingtogetyoutheapartment?

Someonesentusabasketatwork,andpeoplewentcrazyoverthosemuffins.

Itwasthebestday.

Yourworkmakesmesad.

Oh,man,Iwantthatplacesomuch!

AndIwassosurethatwasgoingtowork.

There's12bucksI'llneverseeagain.

We'dbettergoifwewanttocatchthatmovie.

Bye.

Bye,Chandler.Imissyoualready.

Didyouseethat?

Theinappropriate,andthepinching?

Actually,Idid.

Sodoyoubelievethatshe'sattractedtome?

Oh,myGod!

Sheknowsaboutus!

Areyouserious?

Sheknows,andshe'stryingtofreakusout!

That'stheonlyexplanation!

Butwhataboutmypinchablebuttandmybulgingbiceps?

Sheknows!

Joey!

Yeah?

Phoebeknowsaboutus.

Ididn'ttellthem!

Them?

Who's"them"?

PhoebeandJoey.

Joey!

AndRachel.

Iwouldhavetoldyou,butIpromisednottotell.

I'msorry.

Butit'sovernow,right?

Youcantellthemyouknowtheyknow,andIcangobacktoknowingnothing!

Unless

Not"unless"!

Thismustendnow!

Theythinktheyaresoslickmessingwithus.

Buttheydon'tknowthatweknowthattheyknow.

So

Themessersbecomethemessees!

Comeon,youguys.Thinkhowmuchfunitwouldbetotell.

Weknow,weknow,weknow

What?

Oh,thatwasn'tyou.

Honey,yougottostoptorturingyourself.

Whydon'tyoufindanotherapartment?

I'vealreadylookedat1000apartmentsthismonth.

Noneofthemevencomparestothatone.

Well,exceptforone,butIwouldhavehadtoshareitwithanArmenianfamily.

Grandmareallylikedme.

ButIwantUglyNakedapartment!

Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?

Youshouldfindouthishobbiesandusethattobondwithhim.

LikeifIwantedsomethingfromJoey...

...Iwouldstrikeupaconversationaboutsandwiches...

...ormyunderwear.

I'mlistening.

Thatisagreatidea!

AndIknowUglyNakedGuybecausewe'vebeenwatchinghimforfiveyears.

Sothatgivesmebackmyedge!

Let'sseenow.Hehadthetrampoline.

Hebrokethat.

-Hehadgravityboots.-Hebrokethosetoo.

Sohelikestobreakstuff.

I'vegottogopickupBen.ButIwillfiguresomethingout.

Didn'theusedtohaveacat?

Iwouldn'tbringthatup.Itwouldbumhimout.

Poorcatneversawthatbigbuttcoming.

喂？

Holdonasecond,she'srighthere.

It'sChandler.

Hello,you.

Phoebe,I'vebeenthinkingaboutyouallday.

Youknowthatthingyousaidbefore?

Iwasintrigued.

Really?

Joeywon'tbeheretonight.

Whydon'tyoucomeover?

I'llletyoufeelmybicep.

Ormaybemore.

I'llhavetogetbacktoyouonthat.Okay,bye.

Hewantsmetocomeoverandfeelhisbicepandmore!

-Areyoukidding?

-No!

IcannotbelievehewoulddothattoMon

Joey?

Dotheyknowthatweknow?

-No.-Joey!

Theyknowyouknow.

Iknewit!

Iwouldsay,"ThankGod!

Everybodyknows!

It'sfinallyover!

Butthathasn'tbeenworkingforme.

Icannotbelievethosetwo!

Theythoughttheycouldmesswithus?

Tryingtomesswithus?

Theydon'tknowthatweknowtheyknowweknow.

Joey,youcan'tsayanything.

Couldn'tifIwantedto.

Goodevening,sir.I'mRossGeller.I'moneoftheapplicants.

Irealizethatthecompetitionisfiercebut

I'msorry,Ican'thelpbutnoticethatyou'renaked.

Iapplaudyou.

Man,IwishIwasnaked.

Imean,thislookssogreat.

ThatishowGodintendedit.

Look.They'repanicked!

They'lltotallybackdown.

Ifhewantsadate,he'sgoingtogetadate.

I'mgoingtogoin.

Besexy.

Please.

I'dlovetocomebytonight.

Really?

Absolutely.Say,around7?

Yes.

Good.I'mreallylookingforwardtoyouandmehavingsexualintercourse.

Hey,checkitout!

NakedGuy'sgotanakedfriend.

Oh,yeah.

Oh,myGod!

That'sourfriend!

It'sNakedRoss!

Wouldyoulikeanotherminimuffin?

Trytheblueberry,they'redelicious.

Showtime!

-Rachel,getmeperfume.-Ok.

Joey,canyougetmeabottleofwineandglasses?

Allright,thanks,butglassesthatdonothavehandlesandthatareglass.

Andwinethatisnotoliveoil.

Youjustmakeherthinkyouwanttohavesexwithheranditwillfreakherout.

HowfaramIgonnahavetogowithher?

Relax,she'llgiveinwaybeforeyoudo.

Howdoyouknow?

Becauseyou'reonmyteam.Myteamalwayswins.

Atthis?

Justgogetsome!

Go!

Now,I'mgoingtotrytolistenfromrighthere.

Oh,wait.

Goodidea.

Don'tgiveawaythefarm.

菲比

Comeonin.

Iwasgoingto.

Ibroughtsomewine.Wouldyoulikesome?

Sure.

Sohereweare.

Nervous?

M