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GROUNDHOGDAY

GROUNDHOGDAY

Man:

SOMEBODYASKEDMETODAY

“PHIL,IFYOUCOULDBEANYWHEREINTHEWORLDWHEREWOULDYOULIKETOBE?

”

ANDISAIDTOHIM,“PROBABLYRIGHTHERE…”ELKO,NEVADA–OURNATION’SHIGHAT79TODAY.OUTINCALIFORNIA

THEY’LLHAVEWARMWEATHERTOMORROWGANGWARSANDOVERPRICEDREALESTATE.

UPINTHEPACIFICNORTHWEST

THEY’LLHAVESOMEVERYTALLTREES.

ClearacrosstheRockiesandtheGreatPlainsbutlookout,herecomestrouble.

（blowingforcefully）

Oh,boy!

Afrontcomingourway.

That’sgoingtomeantoushere

oneofthesebigbluethings!

Thiscold,frigidArcticair—

thisbigmasscomingoutofthenorth.

ITWILLMEETUPWITHTHISMOISTUREFROMTHEGULFGOINGTOMIXTOGETHERATHIGHALTITUDES

ANDCAUSESOMESNOW.

Goingoutonalimbnow.

NotgoingtohitushereinPittsburgh.GoingtopushoffandhitAltoona.LET’STAKEALOOKATTHEFIVEDAY.NOTHINGTOBETOOSCAREDABOUT.BUNDLEUPWARM,OFCOURSE.

BUTYOUCANLEAVEYOURGALOSHESATHOME.IWON’TBEHEREFORTHE10:

00.TOMORROWISGROUNDHOGDAY.

I’MGOINGTOPUNXSUTAWNEY

FOROURCOUNTRY’S

OLDESTGROUNDHOGFESTIVAL.

SOACCORDINGTOTHELEGEND

TOMORROW,FEBRUARY2

IFTHEGROUNDHOGWAKESANDSEESHISSHADOWWE’VEGOTSIXMOREWEEKSOFWINTER.

[WOMAN]YOUMUSTREALLYENJOYIT.THISISYOURTHIRDYEARINAROW,ISN’TIT,PHIL?

[PHIL]FOUR,NAN.FOUR.

[PHIL]THANK,PHIL.

UPNEXT,ENTERTAINEMENTEDITORDIANEKINGMANLOOKSATSEXANDVIOLENCEINTHEMOVIES.

STAYWITHUS.

（outromusic）

Man:

WE’RECLEAR.

[WOMAN]HAVEFUNINPUNXSUTAWNEY,PHIL.

[PHIL]FORYOURINFORMATION,HAIRDOTHEREISAMAJORNETWORKINTERESTEDINME.

[LARRY]YEAH.THATWOULDBETHEHOMESHOPPINGNETWORK.

[PHIL]THANKS,LARRY.GOWAITINTHEVAN,WILLYOU?

[LARRY]THATWASNICE,PHIL.

[HENNY]“BIGTREES.”

[PHIL]STOP,HENNY.CANYOUHANDLETHE10:

00?

[HENNY]YEAH,YEAH.IFYOUDON’TWANTTORUSHBACKICANDOTHE5:

00TOMORROW.

[PHIL]OH,COMEON.IWANTTOSTAYANENTRASECONDINPUNXSUTAWNEY?

[HENNY]RITATHINKSITWOULDBEGREATTOSTAYAROUND.

GETSOMEINCREDIBLEFOOTAGEOFPEOPLEANDTHEFUN.

YOUHAVEN’TWORKEDWITHHERYET,HAVEYOU?

SHE’SREALLYNICE.ITHINKSHE’SGOINGTOBEAREALLYGOODPRODUCER.YOUGUYSWILLHAVEFUN.

[PHIL]MMM-MMM.SHE’SFUN.BUTNOTMYKINDOFFUN.

IWILLBEHEREFORTHE5:

00.RITA.

（calypso-popintro）

＊＊PREDICTIONSSHOWASTEADYLOW

YOU’REFEELINGJUSTTHESAME

BUTSEASONSCOMEANDSEASONSGO

I’LLMAKEYOUSSMILEAGAIN

IFYOUDON’TBELIEVEME

TAKEMEBYTHEHAND

CAN’TYOUFEELYOU’REWARMINGUP?

YEAH,I’MYOURWEATHERMAN.＊＊

[PHIL]CANYOUKEEPASECRET,LARRY?

I’MPROBABLYLEAVINGPBH.SOTHISWILLBETHELASTTIMEWEDOTHEGROUNDHOGTOGETHER.

[LARRY]WHAT’SWRONGWITHTHEGROUNDHOGFESTIVAL?

WHENIWORKEDINSANDIEGOICOVEREDTHESWALLOWSRETURNINGTOCAPISTRANOSIXYEARSINAROW.

[PHIL]SOMEDAY,SOMEBODYWILLSEEMEINTERVIEWINGAGROUNDHOGANDTHINKIDON’THAVEAFUTURE.

[RITA]ITHINKIT’SANICESTORY.HECOMESOUT.

HELOOKSAROUND.HEWRINKLESUPHISLITTLENOSE.

HESEESHISSHADOW,HEDOESN’TSEEHISSHADOW.PEOPLELIKEIT.

[PHIL]YOUARENEW,AREN’TYOU?

YOUKNOW,PEOPLELIKEBLOODSAUSAGETOO.PEOPLEAREMORONS.

[RITA]NICEATTITUDE.

[PHIL]LOOKINTHEMIRRORANDSEEWHATYOULOOKLIKEDOINGTHATLITTLEGROUNDHOGTHING.FORME,ONCE.

HECOMESOUT.ANDTHEREHELOOKSATHISLITTLESHADOW.

WOULDYOULIKESOMEBLOODSAUSAGE?

IHAVESOMEHERE…

[RITA]ILIKEBLOODSAUSAGE.

＊＊THEYSAYIT’SGONE

THATDON’TMEANATHING

‘CAUSEI’MTHEONE

THATMOVESTHESUN

FORYOU,I’LLTURNITINTOSPRING

SOWHENYOU’REFEELINGLONELY,TRYTOUNDERSTANDBABY,

ICANWARMYOUUP,‘CAUSEI’MYOURWEATHERMANJUSTASKTHEWEATHERMAN

JUSTASKTHEWEATHERMAN

‘CAUSEI’MYOURWEATHERMAN

JUSTASKTHEWEATHERMAN

JUSTASKTHEWEATHERMAN…＊＊

（sighs）

[PHIL]RITA,ICAN’TSTAYHERE.

[LARRY]PRIMADONNA.

[RITA]CANIT.WHAT’STHEMATTER?

[PHIL]IHATETHISPLACE.ISTAYEDHERETWOYEARSAGO.

IT’SAFLEABAG.I’MNOTSTAYINGHERE.

[RITA]YOU’RENOTSTAYINGHERE.

[PHIL]I’MNOT?

[RITA]NO.LARRY’SDROPPINGMEOFF.IBOOKEDYOUANICEBEDANDBREAKFASTONCHERRYSTREET.

[PHIL]GREAT.YOUKNOW,ITHINKTHISISONEOFTHETRAITSOFAREALLYGOODPRODUCER.KEEPTHETALENTHAPPY.

[RITA]ANYTHINGICANDO.

[PHIL]WOULDYOUHELPMEWITHMYPELVICTILT?

[RITA]WITHINREASON.WOULDYOULIKETOCOMETODINNERWITHLARRYANDME?

[PHIL]NO,THANKYOU.I‘VESEENLARRYEAT.YOUGETYOURSLEEP.I’LLSEEYOUINTHEMORNING.

[RITA]DON’TBELATE.

[LARRY]DIDHEACTUALLYCALLHIMSELFTHETALENT?

[RADIO]Thenputyourlittlehandinmine

‘Causethereain’tnohillormountainwecan’tclimbBabe

Igotyou,babe

Igotyou,babe…

Deejay#1:

Okay,campers,riseandshine!

Anddon’tforgetyourbooties,‘causeit’scoldoutthere!

Deejay#2:

It’scoldoutthereeveryday.

Youcanexpecthazardoustravellatertodaywiththatblizzardthing.

Oh,thatblizzardthing.

Oh,well,here’sthereport.

TheNationalWeatherService

iscallingforabigblizzardthing.

Yes,butthere’sanotherreason

whytodayisespeciallyexciting.Especiallycold.

Butthebigquestiononeverybody’slips…

Yeah,theirchappedlips.

Right.

“DoyouthinkPhilwillcomeoutandseehisshadow?

”

PunxsutawneyPhil!

That’sright,woodchuckchuckers.

Both:

It’sGroundhogDay!

Getupandchuckthathogoutthere!

（mensnortinglikehogs）

[MAN]MORNING.

[PHIL]MORNING.

[MAN]YOUOFFTOSEETHEGROUNDHOG?

[PHIL]YES,IAM.

[MAN]YOUTHINKITWILLBEANEARLYSPRING?

[PHIL]I’MPREDICTINGMARCH21.

[MAN]GOODGUESS.ITHINKTHATACTUALLYISTHEFIRSTDAYOFSPRING.

[MRS.LANCASTER]DIDYOUSLEEPWELL,MR.CONNORS?

[PHIL]ISLEPTALONE,MRS.LANCASTER.

[MRS.LANCASTER]WOULDYOULIKESOMECOFFEE?

[PHIL]ISTHEREANYPOSSIBILITYOFGETTINGANESPRESSOORCAPPUCCINO?

[MRS.LANCASTER]OH…IREALLYDON’TKNOW,UM…

（Philwhispering:

）HOWTOSPELL”ESPRESSO…”THISLOOKSFINE.

[MRS.LANCASTER]IHOPEYOUENJOYTHEFESTIVITIES.

[PHIL]I’MSUREI’MGOINGTO.

[MRS.LANCASTER]THERE’STALKOFABLIZZARO.

[PHIL]THATBLIZZAROMIGHTBLOWRIGHTBYUS.

ALLOFTHISMOISTURECOMINGUPOUTOFTHESOUTHWILLPROBABLYPUSHONTOTHEEASTOFUSCRYSTALIZE,ANDGIVEUSSOMESNOW.PROBABLYBESOMEACCUMULATION.

BUTHEREINPUNXSUTAWNEY

OURHIGHWILLGETUPTOABOUT30TODAY.TEENSTONIGHT.

CHANCEOFPRECIPITATIONABOUT20%TODAY.20%TOMORROW.

WEREYOUJUSTMAKINGCHITCHAT?

[MRS.LANCASTER]CHITCHAT.

[PHIL]SEEYOULATER.GOOD-BYE.

[MRS.LANCASTER]WILLYOUBECHECKINGOUTTODAY,MR.CONNORS?

[PHIL]CHANCEOFDEPARTURETODAY,100%.

[NED]PHIL?

HEY,PHIL?

PHIL?

PHILCONNORS?

ITHOUGHTTHATWASYOU.

HOWYOUDOING?

[PHIL]THANKSFORWATCHING.

[NED]DON’TTELLMEYOUDON’TREMEMBERMEBECAUSEISUREASHECK-FIREREMEMBERYOU.

[PHIL]NOTACHANCE.

[NED]NED!

RYERSON!

“NEEDLENOSE”NED.NED“THEHEAD.”

COMEON,BUDDY.CASEWESTERNHIGH.

IDIDTHEWHISTLINGBELLYBUTTONTRICKATTHEHIGHSCHOOLTALENTSHOW.

BING!

NEDRYERSON.

GOTTHESHINGLESSREALBADSENIORYEAR.ALMOSTDIDN’TGRADUATE.

BINGAGAIN!

IDATEDYOURSISTERMARYPAT

TILLYOUTOLDMENOTTOANYMORE.

WELL?

[PHIL]NEDRYERSON?

[NED]BING!

[PHIL]BING.

SODIDYOUTURNPRO

WITHTHATBELLYBUTTONTHING,NED?

[NED]NO,ISELLINSURANCE.

[PHIL]WHATASHOCK.

[NED]DOYOUHAVELIFEINSURANCE?

‘CAUSEYOUCOULDALWAYSUSEMORE.

AMIRIGHTORAMIRIGHTORAMIRIGHT?

[PHIL]NED,IWOULDLOVETOSTANDHEREANDTALKWITHYOUBUTI’MNOTGOINGTO.SEEYOU.

[NED]THAT’SALLRIGHT.I’LLWALKWITHYOU.

YOUKNOW,WHENEVERISEEANOPPORTUNITYNOWICHARGEITLIKEABULL.

NED“THEBULL,”THAT’SMENOW.

FRIENDSOFMINELIVEANDDIEBYTHEACTUARIALTABLES.

ISAY,“HEY,IT’SALLONEBIGCRAPSHOOT.”

HAVEYOUEVERHEARDOFSINGLEPREMIUMLIFE?

BECAUSETHATCOULDBETHETICKETFORYOU.

OH,GOD!

ITISSOGOODTOSEEYOU.WHATAREYOUDOINGFORDINNER?

[PHIL]SOMETHINGELSE.

IT’SBEENGREATSEEINGYOU,NEEDLEHEAD.TAKECARE.

（snickering）

[NED]WATCHOUTFORTHATFIRSTSTEP.IT’SADOOZY.

（polkamusicplaying）

**STRIKEUPTHEMUSIC

THEBANDHASBEGUN

THEPENNSYLVANIAPOLKA

PICKOUTYOURPARTNER

ANDJOININTHEFUN

THEPENNSYLVANIAPOLKA

ITSTARTEDINSCRANTON

IT’SNOWNUMBERONE

IT’SGOINGTOENTERTAINYA…**

Rita:

HEY,PHIL!

PHIL,OVERHERE.WHEREHAVEYOUBEEN?

[PHIL]ITWASHORRIBLE.AGIANTLEECHGOTME.

[RITA]YOU’REMISSINGALLTHEFUN.THESEPEOPLEAREGREAT.SOMEOFTHEMHAVEBEENPARTYINGALLNIGHT.THEYSINGTILLTHEYGETCOLDTHENTHEYGOSITBYTHEFIRETHENTHEYCOMEBACKANDSINGSOMEMORE.

[PHIL]YEAH.THEY’REHICKS,RITA.SO,YOUSLEEPOKAYWITHOUTME?

YOUTOSSEDANDTURNED,DIDN’TYOU?

[RITA]YOU’REINCREDIBLE.

[PHIL]WHOTOLDYOU?

（crowdcheering）

[RITA]OKAY.IT’SGROUNDHOGTIME.

[PHIL]OKAY,ONMEINTHREE…

TWO…ONE…

ONCEAYEAR,THEEYESOFTHENATION

TURNTOTHISTINYHAMLETINWESTERNPENNSYLVANIATOWATCHAMASTERATWORK.

THEMASTER?

PUNXSUTAWNEYPHIL

THEWORLD’SMOSTFAMOUSWEATHERMAN,THEGROUNDHOGWHO,

ASLEGENDHASIT

CANPREDICTTHECOMINGOFANEARLYSPRING.

SOIGUESSTHEQUESTION

WEHAVETOASKOURSELVESTODAYIS:

DOESPHILFEELLUCKY?

Phil:

IT’STHESAMESHTICKEVERYYEAR.

THEGUYRAPSONTHEDOOR.

THEYPULLTHELITTLERATOUT

THEYTALKTOHIM,HETALKSBACK.

THENTHEYTELLUSWHAT’SGOINGTOHAPPEN.

[Rita]OH,ISN’THECUTE?

[PHIL]HEY,DOYOULIKEYOURGUYSWITHPROMINENTUPPERTEETH?

[RITA]NO.

[Man]THISFEBRUARY2nd

AT7:

20AND30SECONDS,PUNXSUTAWNEYPHIL

THESEEROFSEERS

PROGNOSTICATOROFPROGNOSTICATORS

EMERGED,RELUCTANTLYBUTALERTLY

INPUNXSUTAWNEY,PA

ANDSTATEDINGROUNDHOG-ESE

“IDEFINITELYSEEASHADOW.”

（moansandboos）

SORRY,FOLKS.

SIXMOREWEEKSOFWINTER.

（booing）

[PHIL]ONMEINTREE…

TWO…ONE…

THISISONETIMEWHERETELEVISION

REALLYFAILSTOCAPTURETHETUREEXCITEMENTOFA

LARGESQUIRRELPREDICTINGTHEWEATHER.

I,FORONE