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Quale),andwhenMr.Gusherspokeforanhourandahalfonthesubjecttoameeting,includingtwocharityschoolsofsmallboysandgirls,whowerespeciallyremindedofthewidow'
smite,andrequestedtocomeforwardwithhalfpenceandbeacceptablesacrifices,Ithinkthewindwasintheeastforthreewholeweeks.
ImentionthisbecauseIamcomingtoMr.Skimpoleagain.Itseemedtomethathisoff-handprofessionsofchildishnessandcarelessnesswereagreatrelieftomyguardian,bycontrastwithsuchthings,andwerethemorereadilybelievedinsincetofindoneperfectlyundesigningandcandidmanamongmanyoppositescouldnotfailtogivehimpleasure.IshouldbesorrytoimplythatMr.
Skimpoledivinedthisandwaspolitic;
Ireallyneverunderstoodhimwellenoughtoknow.Whathewastomyguardian,hecertainlywastotherestoftheworld.
Hehadnotbeenverywell;
andthus,thoughhelivedinLondon,wehadseennothingofhimuntilnow.Heappearedonemorninginhisusualagreeablewayandasfullofpleasantspiritsasever.
Well,hesaid,herehewas!
Hehadbeenbilious,butrichmenwereoftenbilious,andthereforehehadbeenpersuadinghimselfthathewasamanofproperty.Sohewas,inacertainpointofview--inhisexpansiveintentions.Hehadbeenenrichinghismedicalattendantinthemostlavishmanner.Hehadalwaysdoubled,andsometimesquadrupled,hisfees.Hehadsaidtothedoctor,"
Now,mydeardoctor,itisquiteadelusiononyourparttosupposethatyouattendmefornothing.Iamoverwhelmingyouwithmoney--inmyexpansiveintentions--ifyouonlyknewit!
"
Andreally(hesaid)hemeantittothatdegreethathethoughtitmuchthesameasdoingit.Ifhehadhadthosebitsofmetalorthinpapertowhichmankindattachedsomuchimportancetoputinthedoctor'
shand,hewouldhaveputtheminthedoctor'
shand.Nothavingthem,hesubstitutedthewillforthedeed.Verywell!
Ifhereallymeantit--ifhiswillweregenuineandreal,whichitwas--itappearedtohimthatitwasthesameascoin,andcancelledtheobligation.
"
Itmaybe,partly,becauseIknownothingofthevalueofmoney,"
saidMr.Skimpole,"
butIoftenfeelthis.Itseemssoreasonable!
Mybutchersaystomehewantsthatlittlebill.It'
sapartofthepleasantunconsciouspoetryoftheman'
snaturethathealwayscallsita'
little'
bill--tomakethepaymentappeareasytobothofus.Ireplytothebutcher,'
Mygoodfriend,ifyouknewit,youarepaid.Youhaven'
thadthetroubleofcomingtoaskforthelittlebill.Youarepaid.Imeanit.'
But,suppose,"
saidmyguardian,laughing,"
hehadmeantthemeatinthebill,insteadofprovidingit?
MydearJarndyce,"
hereturned,"
yousurpriseme.Youtakethebutcher'
sposition.AbutcherIoncedealtwithoccupiedthatveryground.Sayshe,'
Sir,whydidyoueatspringlambateighteenpenceapound?
'
'
WhydidIeatspringlambateighteen-penceapound,myhonestfriend?
saidI,naturallyamazedbythequestion.
'
Ilikespringlamb!
Thiswassofarconvincing.'
Well,sir,'
sayshe,'
IwishIhadmeantthelambasyoumeanthemoney!
Mygoodfellow,'
saidI,'
prayletusreasonlikeintellectualbeings.
Howcouldthatbe?
Itwasimpossible.YouHADgotthelamb,andIhaveNOTgotthemoney.Youcouldn'
treallymeanthelambwithoutsendingitin,whereasIcan,anddo,reallymeanthemoneywithoutpayingit!
Hehadnotaword.Therewasanendofthesubject."
Didhetakenolegalproceedings?
inquiredmyguardian.
Yes,hetooklegalproceedings,"
saidMr.Skimpole."
Butinthathewasinfluencedbypassion,notbyreason.PassionremindsmeofBoythorn.Hewritesmethatyouandtheladieshavepromisedhimashortvisitathisbachelor-houseinLincolnshire."
Heisagreatfavouritewithmygirls,"
saidMr.Jarndyce,"
andIhavepromisedforthem."
Natureforgottoshadehimoff,Ithink,"
observedMr.SkimpoletoAdaandme."
Alittletooboisterous--likethesea.Alittletoovehement--likeabullwhohasmadeuphismindtoconsidereverycolourscarlet.ButIgrantasledge-hammeringsortofmeritinhim!
Ishouldhavebeensurprisedifthosetwocouldhavethoughtveryhighlyofoneanother,Mr.BoythornattachingsomuchimportancetomanythingsandMr.Skimpolecaringsolittleforanything.
Besideswhich,IhadnoticedMr.BoythornmorethanonceonthepointofbreakingoutintosomestrongopinionwhenMr.Skimpolewasreferredto.OfcourseImerelyjoinedAdainsayingthatwehadbeengreatlypleasedwithhim.
Hehasinvitedme,"
saidMr.Skimpole;
"
andifachildmaytrusthimselfinsuchhands--whichthepresentchildisencouragedtodo,withtheunitedtendernessoftwoangelstoguardhim--Ishallgo.
Heproposestofrankmedownandbackagain.Isupposeitwillcostmoney?
Shillingsperhaps?
Orpounds?
Orsomethingofthatsort?
Bytheby,Coavinses.YourememberourfriendCoavinses,MissSummerson?
Heaskedmeasthesubjectaroseinhismind,inhisgraceful,light-heartedmannerandwithouttheleastembarrassment.
Oh,yes!
saidI.
CoavinseshasbeenarrestedbytheGreatBailiff,"
saidMr.
Skimpole."
Hewillneverdoviolencetothesunshineanymore."
Itquiteshockedmetohearit,forIhadalreadyrecalledwithanythingbutaseriousassociationtheimageofthemansittingonthesofathatnightwipinghishead.
Hissuccessorinformedmeofityesterday,"
saidMr.Skimpole.
Hissuccessorisinmyhousenow--inpossession,Ithinkhecallsit.Hecameyesterday,onmyblue-eyeddaughter'
sbirthday.Iputittohim,'
Thisisunreasonableandinconvenient.Ifyouhadablue-eyeddaughteryouwouldn'
tlikeMEtocome,uninvited,onHERbirthday?
Buthestayed."
Mr.Skimpolelaughedatthepleasantabsurdityandlightlytouchedthepianobywhichhewasseated.
Andhetoldme,"
hesaid,playinglittlechordswhereIshallputfullstops,"
TheCoavinseshadleft.Threechildren.Nomother.
AndthatCoavinses'
profession.Beingunpopular.TherisingCoavinses.Wereataconsiderabledisadvantage."
Mr.Jarndycegotup,rubbinghishead,andbegantowalkabout.
Mr.SkimpoleplayedthemelodyofoneofAda'
sfavouritesongs.
AdaandIbothlookedatMr.Jarndyce,thinkingthatweknewwhatwaspassinginhismind.
Afterwalkingandstopping,andseveraltimesleavingoffrubbinghishead,andbeginningagain,myguardianputhishanduponthekeysandstoppedMr.Skimpole'
splaying."
Idon'
tlikethis,Skimpole,"
hesaidthoughtfully.
Mr.Skimpole,whohadquiteforgottenthesubject,lookedupsurprised.
Themanwasnecessary,"
pursuedmyguardian,walkingbackwardandforwardintheveryshortspacebetweenthepianoandtheendoftheroomandrubbinghishairupfromthebackofhisheadasifahigheastwindhadblownitintothatform."
Ifwemakesuchmennecessarybyourfaultsandfollies,orbyourwantofworldlyknowledge,orbyourmisfortunes,wemustnotrevengeourselvesuponthem.Ther