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Tom:

Idon'

tknow.

Andsomehelpedthemselves.

John:

Ihatethatshe'

salwayswatchingus.

Somejustcouldn'

tstop.

MamaSolis:

Smile,Gabrielle.

Andone...didn'

tstopintime.

Bree:

Oh,Andrew,Ineedyourhelp,honey.

Andrew:

Mama?

（FocusinonaBiblebeingopened.）

（MaryAlicebeginsspeaking.）

"

Thereisawidelyreadbookthattellsuseveryoneisasinner.Ofcourse,noteveryonewhoreadsthisbookfeelsguiltoverthebadthingsthattheydo."

（PullouttoseethatBreeopenedtheBibleandisreadingfromit.）

"

ButBreeVandeKampdid.Infact,Breehadspentmostofherlife,feelingguilty."

（FlashbacksshowingtheimagesofwhatMaryAliceisspeakingof.）

Asachild,shefeltguiltyaboutnotgettingstraight"

A"

s.....Asateenager,shefeltguiltyaboutlettingherboyfriendgotosecondbase......Asanewlywed,shefeltguiltyabouttakingthreeweekstogetoutherthank-youcards.....sheknewthetransgressionsofherpastwerenothingcomparedwiththesinshewasabouttocommit."

（TheVandeKampfamilyisallinthelivingroom.DanielleandRexareseatedwhileAndrewpaces,andBreelooksthroughtheBible.）

Danielle:

Couldn'

twejustgotothepoliceandtellthemitwasanaccident?

Rex:

Thiswasn'

tsomesimpleDUI.Notonlywasyourbrotherdrinking,Andrewleftthesceneofthecrime.Thatmakesitahitandrun."

MaybeIcouldgotoCanada,youknow,untilthestatuteoflimitationsisup."

Doyoureallythinkmomanddadaregoingtofootthebillwhileyougomoosehuntingforsevenyears?

IfCarlos'

motherdies,thereisnostatuteoflimitations."

Right.Becausethenit'

smurder."

Shutup!

Youshutup!

Howcoulditbemurder,itwasanaccident!

（pause）

Wehavetogetridofthecar.Butwecan'

tsellit.Thepolicemightfindit,andtherecouldbeDNA.Wetakethecartoabadpartoftown.We'

llleavethekeysintheignitionandthedoorsunlocked.Ifthepolicedon'

tfindit,we'

llgettheinsurancemoney,andiftheydo,itwasn'

tinourpossession.AnyonecouldhavehitMrs.Solis."

Thatsoundsgood!

Bree,areyousure?

Oursoncouldspenttherestofhislifeinjail.Iwon'

tallowthat."

（BreestandsupandputstheBibleaway.）

Breeknewwhatshewasabouttodowaswrong,butlikemostsinners,shewouldworryaboutherguilttomorrow."

Well,everybodyshould,uh,gowashup.We'

rehavingpancakesforbreakfast."

Credits

NotsincemyownsuicidehadviolenceintrudedupontheserenityoflifeonWisteriaLaneinsuchaconspicuousfashion.Andneedlesstosay,myfriendsattackedtheproblemheadon."

（Lynette,Susan,andBreeareallinthemiddleofthestreet,tryingtocleanofftheskidmarksontheroad.）

Lynettebroughtthebroom.Susanbroughtthetrashbags.AndBreebroughttheindustrialstrengthsolvent."

Woo.Thatstuffisstrong!

Ithastobe,Idon'

twantGabrielleandCarloscominghometothisuglyreminderinfrontoftheirhouse."

So,hasanyonebeenoverthere?

Susan:

JulieandIwentoverthismorning."

HowisJuanitadoing?

She'

sbeeninacomaeversinceshecameoutofER.Nobodyknowswhenorevenifshe'

llwakeup."

Thisisawful.Carlosmustbejustdevastated."

Ihopeshewakessoon.Maybeshecantelluswhowasdrivingthatcar."

Wecanonlyhope."

（Aredcarzipsaroundthecornerandspeedspastthewomen.）

（Lynettestandsup,shoutingafterthecar.）

Slowdown,youjerk,thisisaresidentialneighborhood."

（Shethrowsherspongeatthecaranditbouncesoffofthecar'

shood.）

Wow,that'

squiteapitchingarmyou'

vegotthere."

Itpissesmeoff.I'

vegotfourkids,youknow.Iwasupallnightreadingstatisticsonline.Oneoutofeveryfourtrafficaccidentshappensonresidentialstreets.IhopewhoeverhitJuanitagetsputawayforlife."

Don'

tyouthinkthat'

salittlebitextreme?

Aninnocentwomangetshitbyacarandthedriverjusttakesoff?

Idon'

tthinkit'

sextreme."

[Hospital]

（CarlosandGabrielleareinMamaSolis'

shospitalroom.CarlossitsbythebedandGabriellecheckshernailsasshesitsonthedresser.）

Gabrielle:

Youshouldgohomeandgetsomerest,eatsomething.Youhaveatonofmessagesfromwork--Tanakacalled;

saiditwasurgent.Carlos,Icanstayherewithyourmother."

Carlos:

Ineedtobehereifshewakesup."

Youcan'

tgoonlikethis.Youhavetotakecareofyourself."

Andwhatifshedies?

Peopleslipintocomasallthetimeandnevercomeout."

tsaythat!

Weneedtostaypositive."

（ThedooropensandJohnstickshisheadin.）

Mr.andMrs.Solis?

John!

IsitokayifIcomein?

Ofcourse."

Mr.Solis,I'

msosorrythishappened."

Itmeansalotthatyoucame."

（Theyembrace.）

Look,IthinkI'

mgonnatogodowntothechapelandpray.Youwanttocome?

Um,no,IthinkIwillstayherewithmama."

IsitallrightifIcome?

Ofcourse,weneedalltheprayerswecanget."

（JohnleavestheflowershehadbroughtforMamaSolisonthetablebyherbed,thenleaveswithCarlos.Gabrielleisannoyed.）

（Anursecomesinwithabucketofwater.）

Nurse:

Mrs.Solis,it'

stimeforherspongebath."

Comeagain?

Sometimesfamilymembersprefertoadministerspongebathsthemselves."

IthinkI'

llpass."

[Mrs.Huber'

sHouse]

（Mrs.HuberisneatlypackingluggageonthekitchentablewhenherfrontdooropensandEdiecomesin）

Martha.Where'

syourpurse?

Martha:

Overthere,why?

（Ediewalksovertothepursewithoutsayingawordandopensit.）

Whatareyoudoing?

Iamtakingbackthe$40thatyoustoleoutofmypurse."

Edie!

Webothknowyoudidit,nowhanditover!

Ihavetakennothingfromyourpurse,andifyou'

remissingmoney,I'

daskoneofthosestrangemenyouparadethroughhereatallhours."

（ShegrabsthepursefromEdieandwalksaway.）

Iamnotgoingtoapologizeforhavingahealthysexlife!

Healthy?

I'

mgoingtohavetoburneverysheetyou'

vetouched."

Iwantmymoney."

AndIwantthosenon-fatpeachyogurts.Theydidn'

tjustwalkoutofthatfridgebythemselves."

Well,youcandeductitfromthe$40thatyou'

regoingtogiveme,now!

You'

remybestfriend,whywouldIstealfromyou?

snosecretthatyou'

vebeenhavingfinancialproblems.Ihearyoubitchingonthephonetoyourbank."

That'

sit!

Icanputupwithyourdebaucheryandyourfoodtheft,butIwillnottoleratespying.Iwantyouout."

Youdon'

tmeanthat."

Oh,yes,Ido.I'

mleavingtomorrowtovisitmysisterforafewdays.IwantyougonebythetimeIgetback."

lldoonebetter.Iwillleavetoday."

（Shetakesherpurseandleaves.Onceshe'

sgone,Mrs.Huberreachesintoherblouseandremovessomemoney,whichshethenputsintoherpurse.）

[Dr.Chang'

sOffice]

（LynetteislyingonatablewhileDr.Chang,anacupuncturist,placesneedlesintoherforehead.）

Ihopethisworks.Mysleepcycleistotallyoutofwhack.I'

mupallnight,I'

mdozingoffduringtheday."

Dr.Chang:

Trustme,thiswilldothetrick.Infact,youshouldbefeelingmorerelaxedalready."

Youknow,you'

reright."

（Faintly,fromoutsideoftheroom,callsandshoutsfromLynette'

skidscanbeheard.）

Boys,Icanhearyououtthere.Nowbequiet.Justsitthereandcolor."

Nowisnotagoodtimetobemoving."

Oh,yeah.Sorry."

Justblockeverythingout,andletitgo.Imaginethatyou'

reinaforest.There抯ababblingbrooknearby,andthewindisjustcomingthroughthetrees..."

（Parkercomesthroughthedoor,draggingaplastictree.）

Parker:

Mommy."

arker!

tknow--ow!

--whatyouthinkthatyou'

redoing,butputthatbackwhereitbelongs!

msorry.Youweresayingsomethingaboutwind?

Iwasjustcreatingasoothingimage."

Oh,fortheloveofGod!

（Shegetsoffthetableandopensupthedoortowhereherboysarewaiting.）

Knockitoff,youlittlemonsters."

Mrs.Scavo,