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Rex:
Wegotacall--somethingaboutabreak-in.
Policeman:
IthoughtI'
dseenalotonthejob,butthisissomethingelse.
Andthemystery...
Bree:
Zach,whydidyoudothis?
Idon'
tknow.
MaryAliceVoiceovereepened.
Zach.
Suburbiaisabattleground,anarenaforallformsofdomesticcombat.Husbandsclashwithwives,parentscrossswordswithchildren,butthebloodiestbattlesofteninvolvewomenandtheirmothers-in-law.
[Carlos'
shouse]
(Insidethehouse,wherethetwoofthemandMamaSoliseatbreakfast.)
ThewarforcontrolofCarlosbeganthenightheproposed,andGabriellehadbeenlosinggroundtoJuanitaeversince.Fromtheprenuptialagreementwhichshereluctantlysigned,totheselectionofweddingmusicshedespised,thecolorofthehousepaintshehadn'
twanted...Gabriellehadsufferedonedefeatafteranother.AndnowthatJuanitasuspectedherdaughter-in-lawofhavinganaffair,ithadbecameincreasintlyapparentthatinthiswar...
YoaLin:
"
Mrs.Solis,I'
llbeatthemarket."
"
...noprisonerswouldbetaken."
Thankyou,YoaLin."
MamaSolis:
tseewhyyouhaveher."
It'
sabighouse.Ineedhelp."
sonlycalledhelpwhenyoudosomeoftheworkyourself."
Isupervise."
Youpayher$300aweek.That'
s$15,000ayear.Carlos,youalwayssayhowyou'
renotputtingawayenoughforretirement!
Carlos:
Youknow,baby,itwouldbeagoodideaifwecutbackonexpenses."
Youexpectmetotakecareofthisplaceallbymyself?
Otherwomenmanage..."
(HegetsupfromthetableandGabriellelooksatMamaSolis,whosmilestriumphantly.)
[Gabrielle'
sBedroom]
(Carlosliesonthebed,reading,whenGabrielleglidesintotheroominarevealingoutfitofbraandunderwear.Sheclearsherthroat,crawlsonthebed,andstraddlesCarlos.Shekisseshim,andthensighs.)
Mmmm...that'
snice.."
Youlikethat?
Ohyeah."
God,I'
mgonnamissthis,Carlos."
Whatdoyoumean?
Well,since,I'
mgonnahavetobedoingthecooking,andthecleaning,andalltheshopping,liketheotherwives..."
Mmmhmm..."
...I'
mgoingtobeexhaustedatnight--justlikealltheotherwives...tillIbuildupmystamina,ofcourse,butthatmighttakeacoupleyears..."
(ShekissesCarlosdownhisbodyashefrowns.)
(TheNextMorning)
SadlyforJuanita,shehadignoredthefirstruleofwar..."
(Carloscomesdownthestairs.)
Goodmorning,Carlos."
Carlos(emphatically):
Themaidstays."
(Heleaves.)
Neverunderestimateyourenemy!
(MamaSolislooksuptothestaircasewhereGabriellestands,triumphant.)
[OutsideofPaulYoung'
sHouse;
YardSale]
Ofthemanysuburbanrituals,noneisquitesocherishedastheneighborhoodyardsale.Theshopperscometosiftthroughthediscardedbelongingsofsomeonetheydon'
treallyknow,inhopesoffindingbargainstheydon'
treallyneed,eachsodeterminedtosaveafewpennies,theyoftenmisshiddentreasures..."
(Paulputsthingsinaboxandclosesthetop,revealingthattheboxislabeled"
BabyStuff."
)
(Susanwalksuptohim.)
Susan:
Hey,Paul."
Paul:
Hi,Susan."
Igottosay,IwasalittlesurprisedtoseeMaryAlice'
sawardforsale.Shegotitfordoingcharitywork,fromtheChamberofCommerce."
ZachandIaremoving.Wedon'
tneedtocarryanymorewithusthanisabsolutelynecessary."
Thatmakessense.Still,Ijustwanttomakesureyoudidn'
twanttokeepit,forZach,somethingtorememberhismotherby."
Zachdoesn'
tneedapieceofglasstorememberhismother.I'
moutofnewspaper."
(Hepicksupayellow/greenblankettowraptheglass.)"
Here,let'
scallittenbucksforeverything."
Great.SpeakingofZach,Ihaven'
tseenhimaroundlately."
He'
sbeenabitdepressed.Ithoughthecoulduseachangeofscenery,soIsenthimtostaywithrelatives."
Oh,whichones?
Youdon'
tknowthem."
So,how'
dyougetthefatlip?
Theusualway.Askingtoomanyquestions."
(PaulwalksawayandSusanpicksuptheboxandwalksovertowhereGabrielleis.)
DidyoufindoutwhereZachis?
No,butIcantellyouthismuch.He'
snotstayingwithrelatives."
(CarlosandMamaSolisstandoffinacorner.MamaSolislooksatarecordalbumwhileCarlossurveysthecrowd.)Carlos:
sdrivingmecrazy,mama.Itcouldbeanyoneoftheseguysshe'
shavingtheaffairwith."
Don'
tworryaboutit.I'
mnotlettingheroutofmysight."
Now,whothehellisthat?
Andlookatthewayshe'
stouchinghim.Youthinkthat'
stheguyshe'
shavingtheaffairwith?
Carlos,don'
tbestupid.Aguyshetalkstoinpublicisn'
tsomeoneyou'
regonnaworryabout."
Soit'
ssomeonethatshedoesn'
ttalkto.WhatdoIhavetodo?
Beatupeveryguyintown?
Marriagetakeswork!
(Theywalkaway,passingbyJohn,wholooksafterthem.)
(Lynette,Bree,andSusanstandtalkingtoeachother.Gabriellejoinsthemsoonafter.)
Lynette:
mnotsurprisedthathe'
splayingitclosetothevest.Paulknowswe'
reontohim."
ZachsaidMaryAlicekilledherselfbecauseofsomethingthathehaddone,somethingbad.Isthereanyoneelsewho'
dknowwhathewastalkingabout?
No.That'
swhywehavetofindhim.It'
stheonlywaywe'
llknowthetruth."
Itjustdoesn'
tmakeanysense.Zachissuchasweetkid.Ican'
timaginehimdoinganythingthatterrible."
Well,hedidbreakintoyourhouse.Imean,thekidisobviouslytroubledinsomeway."
(Breesighs.)
[SilvercrestJuvenileRehabilitationCenter]
(Inside,PaulandadoctorstarethroughthewindowonthedoorofZach'
sroom.Hesitsonhisbed,hisheadbowedasheeatsfromatrayoffood.)
Dr.Sicher:
Severedepression.Borderlinepersonalitydisorder.Zachisadeeplytroubledyoungman."
mawareofthat.Whatareyougivinghim?
Someantidepressantsandamoodstabilizer."
Good."
malsorecommendingextensivepsychotherapy,tohelphimwitheverythingherepressed..."
tthinkso."
Mr.Young,Ican'
tjustmedicatehimindefinitely."
ForgettheFreudandstickwiththedrugs.Nonewtreatmentswithoutmypermission."
(Hewalksaway.)
[SchoolGym]
(Lynetteisseatedwithagroupofwomengatherednearastage.)
Ms.Truesdale:
IthinkthisisgoingtobeagreatversionofLittleRedRidingHood,anditisyourinvolvementthatmaketheplayshereatBarcliffeAcademysospecial.Thankyou."
(clapping)"
Andnow,Iwouldliketoturnoverthenextpartofourmeetingtoourparentcoordinator,theamazingMaisyGibbons."
Maisy:
Thankyou,Ms.Truesdale.Now,beforeeveryoneleaves,wehavenewcopiesofthescriptuphere.TildaandFrancisandIwenttotherehearsalyesterday,andwewerealittletroubledbytheending.Killingthewolf.Itsaysthewrongmessagetoourkids.Andwebelievethatanimalsshouldonlybeeuthanizedasalastresort."
(Lynettelaughs.)
Doyoufindsomethingamusing?
msorry,Ithoughtyouwerekidding."
No."
Oh,okay."
Soinourversion,thewolfisaggressivebecausehehasathorninhispaw.Andthewoodsmanwilltakeoutthethorn,andsendMr.Wolfonhisway."
msorry,aren'
twedoingLittleRedRidingHood?
Yes."
Sothenyouareawarethatthewolfisabadguy.HeeatsLittleRed'
sgrandma.Ifyoulethimgo,he'
sjustgoingtochowdownonanotherdefenselessoldlady."
msorry,andyouare?
mLynetteScavo.Mytwinsjustjoined.They'
replayingoaktrees."
Oh,ofcourse.Lynette.Let'
ssee,youare...signeduptotaketicketsthenightoftheshow,isthatright?
Yeah."
Well,withallduerespect,let'
sleavethecreativesuggestionstothemotherswhohaveassumedtheheavylifting,shallwe?
Sure.Whatever."
[Bree'
sHouse]
(GabrielleandMamaSolissitatBree'
skitchentable,drinkingcoffeeBreepoursforthem.)
Imustsay,I'
mjealousofhowmuchtimeyoutwospendtogether.Mymother-in-law