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Rex:

Wegotacall--somethingaboutabreak-in.

Policeman:

IthoughtI'

dseenalotonthejob,butthisissomethingelse.

Andthemystery...

Bree:

Zach,whydidyoudothis?

Idon'

tknow.

MaryAliceVoiceovereepened.

Zach.

Suburbiaisabattleground,anarenaforallformsofdomesticcombat.Husbandsclashwithwives,parentscrossswordswithchildren,butthebloodiestbattlesofteninvolvewomenandtheirmothers-in-law.

[Carlos'

shouse]

（Insidethehouse,wherethetwoofthemandMamaSoliseatbreakfast.）

ThewarforcontrolofCarlosbeganthenightheproposed,andGabriellehadbeenlosinggroundtoJuanitaeversince.Fromtheprenuptialagreementwhichshereluctantlysigned,totheselectionofweddingmusicshedespised,thecolorofthehousepaintshehadn'

twanted...Gabriellehadsufferedonedefeatafteranother.AndnowthatJuanitasuspectedherdaughter-in-lawofhavinganaffair,ithadbecameincreasintlyapparentthatinthiswar...

YoaLin:

"

Mrs.Solis,I'

llbeatthemarket."

"

...noprisonerswouldbetaken."

Thankyou,YoaLin."

MamaSolis:

tseewhyyouhaveher."

It'

sabighouse.Ineedhelp."

sonlycalledhelpwhenyoudosomeoftheworkyourself."

Isupervise."

Youpayher$300aweek.That'

s$15,000ayear.Carlos,youalwayssayhowyou'

renotputtingawayenoughforretirement!

Carlos:

Youknow,baby,itwouldbeagoodideaifwecutbackonexpenses."

Youexpectmetotakecareofthisplaceallbymyself?

Otherwomenmanage..."

（HegetsupfromthetableandGabriellelooksatMamaSolis,whosmilestriumphantly.）

[Gabrielle'

sBedroom]

（Carlosliesonthebed,reading,whenGabrielleglidesintotheroominarevealingoutfitofbraandunderwear.Sheclearsherthroat,crawlsonthebed,andstraddlesCarlos.Shekisseshim,andthensighs.）

Mmmm...that'

snice.."

Youlikethat?

Ohyeah."

God,I'

mgonnamissthis,Carlos."

Whatdoyoumean?

Well,since,I'

mgonnahavetobedoingthecooking,andthecleaning,andalltheshopping,liketheotherwives..."

Mmmhmm..."

...I'

mgoingtobeexhaustedatnight--justlikealltheotherwives...tillIbuildupmystamina,ofcourse,butthatmighttakeacoupleyears..."

（ShekissesCarlosdownhisbodyashefrowns.）

（TheNextMorning）

SadlyforJuanita,shehadignoredthefirstruleofwar..."

（Carloscomesdownthestairs.）

Goodmorning,Carlos."

Carlos（emphatically）:

Themaidstays."

（Heleaves.）

Neverunderestimateyourenemy!

（MamaSolislooksuptothestaircasewhereGabriellestands,triumphant.）

[OutsideofPaulYoung'

sHouse;

YardSale]

Ofthemanysuburbanrituals,noneisquitesocherishedastheneighborhoodyardsale.Theshopperscometosiftthroughthediscardedbelongingsofsomeonetheydon'

treallyknow,inhopesoffindingbargainstheydon'

treallyneed,eachsodeterminedtosaveafewpennies,theyoftenmisshiddentreasures..."

（Paulputsthingsinaboxandclosesthetop,revealingthattheboxislabeled"

BabyStuff."

）

（Susanwalksuptohim.）

Susan:

Hey,Paul."

Paul:

Hi,Susan."

Igottosay,IwasalittlesurprisedtoseeMaryAlice'

sawardforsale.Shegotitfordoingcharitywork,fromtheChamberofCommerce."

ZachandIaremoving.Wedon'

tneedtocarryanymorewithusthanisabsolutelynecessary."

Thatmakessense.Still,Ijustwanttomakesureyoudidn'

twanttokeepit,forZach,somethingtorememberhismotherby."

Zachdoesn'

tneedapieceofglasstorememberhismother.I'

moutofnewspaper."

（Hepicksupayellow/greenblankettowraptheglass.）"

Here,let'

scallittenbucksforeverything."

Great.SpeakingofZach,Ihaven'

tseenhimaroundlately."

He'

sbeenabitdepressed.Ithoughthecoulduseachangeofscenery,soIsenthimtostaywithrelatives."

Oh,whichones?

Youdon'

tknowthem."

So,how'

dyougetthefatlip?

Theusualway.Askingtoomanyquestions."

（PaulwalksawayandSusanpicksuptheboxandwalksovertowhereGabrielleis.）

DidyoufindoutwhereZachis?

No,butIcantellyouthismuch.He'

snotstayingwithrelatives."

（CarlosandMamaSolisstandoffinacorner.MamaSolislooksatarecordalbumwhileCarlossurveysthecrowd.）Carlos:

sdrivingmecrazy,mama.Itcouldbeanyoneoftheseguysshe'

shavingtheaffairwith."

Don'

tworryaboutit.I'

mnotlettingheroutofmysight."

Now,whothehellisthat?

Andlookatthewayshe'

stouchinghim.Youthinkthat'

stheguyshe'

shavingtheaffairwith?

Carlos,don'

tbestupid.Aguyshetalkstoinpublicisn'

tsomeoneyou'

regonnaworryabout."

Soit'

ssomeonethatshedoesn'

ttalkto.WhatdoIhavetodo?

Beatupeveryguyintown?

Marriagetakeswork!

（Theywalkaway,passingbyJohn,wholooksafterthem.）

（Lynette,Bree,andSusanstandtalkingtoeachother.Gabriellejoinsthemsoonafter.）

Lynette:

mnotsurprisedthathe'

splayingitclosetothevest.Paulknowswe'

reontohim."

ZachsaidMaryAlicekilledherselfbecauseofsomethingthathehaddone,somethingbad.Isthereanyoneelsewho'

dknowwhathewastalkingabout?

No.That'

swhywehavetofindhim.It'

stheonlywaywe'

llknowthetruth."

Itjustdoesn'

tmakeanysense.Zachissuchasweetkid.Ican'

timaginehimdoinganythingthatterrible."

Well,hedidbreakintoyourhouse.Imean,thekidisobviouslytroubledinsomeway."

（Breesighs.）

[SilvercrestJuvenileRehabilitationCenter]

（Inside,PaulandadoctorstarethroughthewindowonthedoorofZach'

sroom.Hesitsonhisbed,hisheadbowedasheeatsfromatrayoffood.）

Dr.Sicher:

Severedepression.Borderlinepersonalitydisorder.Zachisadeeplytroubledyoungman."

mawareofthat.Whatareyougivinghim?

Someantidepressantsandamoodstabilizer."

Good."

malsorecommendingextensivepsychotherapy,tohelphimwitheverythingherepressed..."

tthinkso."

Mr.Young,Ican'

tjustmedicatehimindefinitely."

ForgettheFreudandstickwiththedrugs.Nonewtreatmentswithoutmypermission."

（Hewalksaway.）

[SchoolGym]

（Lynetteisseatedwithagroupofwomengatherednearastage.）

Ms.Truesdale:

IthinkthisisgoingtobeagreatversionofLittleRedRidingHood,anditisyourinvolvementthatmaketheplayshereatBarcliffeAcademysospecial.Thankyou."

（clapping）"

Andnow,Iwouldliketoturnoverthenextpartofourmeetingtoourparentcoordinator,theamazingMaisyGibbons."

Maisy:

Thankyou,Ms.Truesdale.Now,beforeeveryoneleaves,wehavenewcopiesofthescriptuphere.TildaandFrancisandIwenttotherehearsalyesterday,andwewerealittletroubledbytheending.Killingthewolf.Itsaysthewrongmessagetoourkids.Andwebelievethatanimalsshouldonlybeeuthanizedasalastresort."

（Lynettelaughs.）

Doyoufindsomethingamusing?

msorry,Ithoughtyouwerekidding."

No."

Oh,okay."

Soinourversion,thewolfisaggressivebecausehehasathorninhispaw.Andthewoodsmanwilltakeoutthethorn,andsendMr.Wolfonhisway."

msorry,aren'

twedoingLittleRedRidingHood?

Yes."

Sothenyouareawarethatthewolfisabadguy.HeeatsLittleRed'

sgrandma.Ifyoulethimgo,he'

sjustgoingtochowdownonanotherdefenselessoldlady."

msorry,andyouare?

mLynetteScavo.Mytwinsjustjoined.They'

replayingoaktrees."

Oh,ofcourse.Lynette.Let'

ssee,youare...signeduptotaketicketsthenightoftheshow,isthatright?

Yeah."

Well,withallduerespect,let'

sleavethecreativesuggestionstothemotherswhohaveassumedtheheavylifting,shallwe?

Sure.Whatever."

[Bree'

sHouse]

（GabrielleandMamaSolissitatBree'

skitchentable,drinkingcoffeeBreepoursforthem.）

Imustsay,I'

mjealousofhowmuchtimeyoutwospendtogether.Mymother-in-law