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mlactoseintolerant.

Right.

So,gas.

Yeah,gotit.

Well,goodnight.

Whatareyoudoing?

There'

sadraft.

Ididn'

tfeeladraft.

Wh-Whydon'

twejustgointo,uh,your...?

Oh,yeah.Youknowwhat,maybeweshouldslowthingsdownalittle.

No,no.Ididn'

tmeantogointoyourapartmenttogofast.

No,Iknow.Iknowwhatyoumeant.It'

sjustthisisonlyourfirstdate.

Yeak,okay.Sure,noproblem.Whydon'

twejustfigureoutwherewe'

regoingandwhenwewanttoget

there.Andthenrateofspeedequalsdistanceovertime.SolveforR.

Orwecouldjustwingit.

Thatmightworktoo.

Goodnight,Leonard.

Goodnight.

RAJESH:

He'

scoming.Screensaver.

HOWARD:

Ohhey,Leonard.Howwasyourdate?

Biteme.Sheldon,howcouldyoujustsitthereandletthemspyonme?

SHELDON:

Theywereclever,Leonard.Theyexploitedmycompletelackofinterestinwhatyouweredoing.

Youshouldthankus.WhenfuturegenerationstrytodeterminewhyyourrelationshipwithPenny

crashedandburned,thisrighthereistheblackbox.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Thedatewentfine.

Dude,shesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.

Okay,soshesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.It'

slikesaying:

“I’mreallyenjoyingthismeal.I'

m

goingtoslowdownandsavorit.”

No,it'

slike,„Thisfishtastesbad,soI'

mgonnaslowdownandspititout.“

Youbeingthefish.

I'

mnotthefish.

Oh,really?

Didyoumakeaseconddate?

Well,no.Wesortofdecidedtowingit.

Oh,evenIknowthat'

slame.

Okay.Allright,let’sassumeyourhypothesis.Wewenttodinner,wetalked,welaughed,wekissed.WherecouldIhavepossiblygonewrong?

Thinkback,Leonard.Thelittlestthingscansetwomenoff.Like,“Hey,thewaitressishot.Ibetwecouldgethertocomehomewithus.“Or,“Howmuchdoesyourmomweigh?

IwannaknowwhatI'

mgettinginto.”

tsayanythinglikethat.

Good,'

causetheydon'

twork.

Theyalsodon'

tcareforitifyoustareatthemandhyperventilate.Sadly,that'

smyhome-runswing.

Look,everythingwentfine.Ididn'

tevenhavetorefertomyimpromptuconversationstarters.

Thatwomanacrossthehallisintome.

Let'

sgotothetape.Lookatherreactiontothegoodnightkiss.Nochangeinrespiration,pupilsundulated,noflushingofthechest.

Niceclose-up,bytheway.

Interesting.Herjawsareclenched.Notongueaccess.Clearlyabadsignamongstmatinghumans.

That'

snotabadsign.

Please,youmightaswellhavebeentwoiguanawithnodewlapenlargement.

Andtheworstsignofallisyou'

rehereandnotthere.

mnottherebecauseI'

mtakingthingsslow.Which,bytheway,comparedtoyouguys,approaches

warpspeed.Andtakedownthatcamera.

Hewasalotmorefunwhenhehadnohope.

Givehimtime.

=================================

===========THEMESONG==========

Hi.

Oh,hi,Penny.Yeah,FYI,thehotwaterisinadequateonmachinetwo,socolorsonly.Andfourisstill

releasingthefabricsoftenertooearlyinthecycle.SoI'

davoidusingthatforyourdelicates.

Thanks.

Well,goodLord.Whydon'

tyoujusttakeyourclothesdowntotheriverandbeat'

emwitharock?

Sheldon,mayIaskyouaquestion?

Iwouldpreferthatyounot,butIwon'

tgosofarastoforbidit.

Allright,Iheard„yes“,so...Okayhere'

smyquestion:

HasLeonardeverdated,youknow,aregulargirl?

Well,Iassumeyou'

renotreferringtodigestiveregularity.'

CauseI'

vecometolearnthatsuch

inquiriesareinappropriate.

No,Imeanthasheeverbeeninvolvedwithsomeonewhowasn'

tabrainiac?

Oh!

Well,afewyearsago,hedidgooutwithawomanwhohadaPh.D.inFrenchliterature.

Howisthatnotabrainiac?

Well,foronething,shewasFrench.Foranother,itwasliterature.

So...DoyouthinkthatifLeonardandIkeepdating,he'

lleventuallygetboredwithme?

Thatdepends.

Onwhat?

Doyouhaveaworkingknowledgeofquantumphysics?

No.

DoyouspeakKlingon?

Youknowanycardtricks?

Okay.Igetit.Leonardhasnobusinessbeinginvolvedwithawaitress-slash-actresswhofeltsoinsecurethatsheliedtohimaboutfinishingcommunitycollege.

Whywouldyoulieaboutthat?

Well,hewasgoingonandonaboutthiscollegeandthatgradschool,andI...Ididn'

twanthimtothink

Iwassomekindofstupidloser.

Youthoughttheoppositeof“stupidloser”was“community-collegegraduate“?

Youknow,therearealotofsuccessfulpeopleinthiscountrywhoarecommunity-collegegraduates.

Yeah,butyouareneither.

Right.Okay,look,thisisbetweenyouandme.YoucannottellLeonardanyofthis.

You'

reaskingmetokeepasecret?

Yeah.

Well,I'

msorry.Butyouwould'

vehadtoexpressthatdesirebeforerevealingthesecret,sothatI

couldchoosewetherornotIwantedtoacceptthecovenantofsecret-keeping.Youcan'

timposeasecretonanexpostfactobasis.

What?

Secret-keepingisacomplicatedendeavor.Uh,onehastobeconcernednotonlyaboutwhatone

says,butaboutfacialexpressions,autonomicreflexes.WhenItrytodeceive,Imyselfhavemorenervous

ticsthanaLymediseaseresearchfacility.It'

sajoke.Itreliesonthehomonymicrelationshipbetween

tick,thebloodsuckingarachnid,andtic,theinvoluntarymuscularcontraction.Imadeitupmyself.

Okay,look,ifLeonardfindsoutthatIlied,Iwillabsolutelydieofembarrassment.

Physiologicallyimpossible.

Oh,Sheldon,please.Look,Iamaskingyouasafriend.

Soyou'

resayingthatfriendshipcontainswithinitaninherentobligationtomaintainconfidences?

Well,yeah.

Interesting.Onemorequestion,andperhapsIshouldhaveledwiththis.Whendidwebecomefriends?

I.e.,Icouldn'

tbecomeGreenLanternunlessIwaschosenbytheGuardiansofOa,butgivenenoughstartupcapitalandanadequate

researchfacility,IcouldbeBatman.

YoucouldbeBatman?

Sure.I'

mBatman.See?

Hi,guys.

Hey.

Hi,Penny.

Hi.Penny,ifyou'

renotdoinganythingFridaynight,Ithoughtmaybewecouldgoseeamovie.

Oh,um.Youknow,IthinkIhavethedinnershiftonFriday.

Okay.WhataboutSaturday?

Youknow,I'

mnotsure.Themanagerhasn'

tpostedthescheduleyet.HowaboutIletyouknow?

Great.

Okay.

Soyoujustletmeknowwhenyouknow.Okay,so...Oh,God,Iamthebadfish.WhatdidIdowrong?

Whyareyouaskingme?

IhavenoinformationaboutyourinteractionswithPennyotherthanwhatyouhave

providedme,nordoIhaveanymethodoflearningsuchthings.

Whatdoesthatmean?

Nothing.YouseemtobeimplyinganinformationalbackchannelbetweenmeandPennywhereobviouslynone

exists.

No,Ididn'

t.

Ijustthinkyouneedtobecarefulhowyouphrasethings,sir.

What'

sgoingonwithyou?

Well,Imightaskyouthesamequestion.Whyareyouinsistonattemptingtodragmeintomatters

whichhavenothingtodowithme,butexistbetweenyouandPenny,apersontowhomIbarelyspeak?

swrongwithyourface?

snoreasontobringmylooksintothis.Goodday,Leonard.

Isaid,goodday.

Goodday?

Alsotodaywehaveafresh-caughtAlaskasalmon,andthat'

sservedwithateriyakiglazeandsticky

rice.Oursoupofthedayis...

Youmustreleasemefrommyoath.

Sheldon,I'

mworking.

Whydon'

tyoutakeaminutetodecide?

Oh,my...

Ican'

tkeepyoursecret,Penny.I'

mgoingtofoldlikeanenergy-baseddenovoproteininconformationalspace.Likea

Renaissancetriptych.Likeacheapsuit.

Oh.Look,whyisitsohardforyoutokeeponelittlesecret?

mconstitutionallyincapable.That'

swhyIwasrefusedclearanceforaveryprestigiousgovernment

researchfellowshipatasecretmilitarysupercolliderlocatedbeneathafakeagriculturalstation12.5milessoutheastofTraverse

City,Michigan.Whichyoudidnothearaboutfromme.

Look,justforgetItoldyouaboutme...notgraduatingfromcommunitycollege,okay?

Forget?

Youwantmetoforget?

Thisminddoesnotforget.Ihaven'

tforgottenasinglethingsincethe

daymymotherstoppedbreastfeedingme.ItwasadrizzlyTuesday.

Okay.Look,youpromisedmeyouwouldkeepmysecret,sojustgonnahavetofigureoutawaytodoit.

Leonard,I'

mmovingout.

Whatdoyoumeanyou'

removingout?

Why?

Theredoesn'

thavetobeareason.

Yeah,therekindad

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