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mlactoseintolerant.
Right.
So,gas.
Yeah,gotit.
Well,goodnight.
Whatareyoudoing?
There'
sadraft.
Ididn'
tfeeladraft.
Wh-Whydon'
twejustgointo,uh,your...?
Oh,yeah.Youknowwhat,maybeweshouldslowthingsdownalittle.
No,no.Ididn'
tmeantogointoyourapartmenttogofast.
No,Iknow.Iknowwhatyoumeant.It'
sjustthisisonlyourfirstdate.
Yeak,okay.Sure,noproblem.Whydon'
twejustfigureoutwherewe'
regoingandwhenwewanttoget
there.Andthenrateofspeedequalsdistanceovertime.SolveforR.
Orwecouldjustwingit.
Thatmightworktoo.
Goodnight,Leonard.
Goodnight.
RAJESH:
He'
scoming.Screensaver.
HOWARD:
Ohhey,Leonard.Howwasyourdate?
Biteme.Sheldon,howcouldyoujustsitthereandletthemspyonme?
SHELDON:
Theywereclever,Leonard.Theyexploitedmycompletelackofinterestinwhatyouweredoing.
Youshouldthankus.WhenfuturegenerationstrytodeterminewhyyourrelationshipwithPenny
crashedandburned,thisrighthereistheblackbox.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Thedatewentfine.
Dude,shesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.
Okay,soshesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.It'
slikesaying:
“I’mreallyenjoyingthismeal.I'
m
goingtoslowdownandsavorit.”
No,it'
slike,„Thisfishtastesbad,soI'
mgonnaslowdownandspititout.“
Youbeingthefish.
I'
mnotthefish.
Oh,really?
Didyoumakeaseconddate?
Well,no.Wesortofdecidedtowingit.
Oh,evenIknowthat'
slame.
Okay.Allright,let’sassumeyourhypothesis.Wewenttodinner,wetalked,welaughed,wekissed.WherecouldIhavepossiblygonewrong?
Thinkback,Leonard.Thelittlestthingscansetwomenoff.Like,“Hey,thewaitressishot.Ibetwecouldgethertocomehomewithus.“Or,“Howmuchdoesyourmomweigh?
IwannaknowwhatI'
mgettinginto.”
tsayanythinglikethat.
Good,'
causetheydon'
twork.
Theyalsodon'
tcareforitifyoustareatthemandhyperventilate.Sadly,that'
smyhome-runswing.
Look,everythingwentfine.Ididn'
tevenhavetorefertomyimpromptuconversationstarters.
Thatwomanacrossthehallisintome.
Let'
sgotothetape.Lookatherreactiontothegoodnightkiss.Nochangeinrespiration,pupilsundulated,noflushingofthechest.
Niceclose-up,bytheway.
Interesting.Herjawsareclenched.Notongueaccess.Clearlyabadsignamongstmatinghumans.
That'
snotabadsign.
Please,youmightaswellhavebeentwoiguanawithnodewlapenlargement.
Andtheworstsignofallisyou'
rehereandnotthere.
mnottherebecauseI'
mtakingthingsslow.Which,bytheway,comparedtoyouguys,approaches
warpspeed.Andtakedownthatcamera.
Hewasalotmorefunwhenhehadnohope.
Givehimtime.
=================================
===========THEMESONG==========
Hi.
Oh,hi,Penny.Yeah,FYI,thehotwaterisinadequateonmachinetwo,socolorsonly.Andfourisstill
releasingthefabricsoftenertooearlyinthecycle.SoI'
davoidusingthatforyourdelicates.
Thanks.
Well,goodLord.Whydon'
tyoujusttakeyourclothesdowntotheriverandbeat'
emwitharock?
Sheldon,mayIaskyouaquestion?
Iwouldpreferthatyounot,butIwon'
tgosofarastoforbidit.
Allright,Iheard„yes“,so...Okayhere'
smyquestion:
HasLeonardeverdated,youknow,aregulargirl?
Well,Iassumeyou'
renotreferringtodigestiveregularity.'
CauseI'
vecometolearnthatsuch
inquiriesareinappropriate.
No,Imeanthasheeverbeeninvolvedwithsomeonewhowasn'
tabrainiac?
Oh!
Well,afewyearsago,hedidgooutwithawomanwhohadaPh.D.inFrenchliterature.
Howisthatnotabrainiac?
Well,foronething,shewasFrench.Foranother,itwasliterature.
So...DoyouthinkthatifLeonardandIkeepdating,he'
lleventuallygetboredwithme?
Thatdepends.
Onwhat?
Doyouhaveaworkingknowledgeofquantumphysics?
No.
DoyouspeakKlingon?
Youknowanycardtricks?
Okay.Igetit.Leonardhasnobusinessbeinginvolvedwithawaitress-slash-actresswhofeltsoinsecurethatsheliedtohimaboutfinishingcommunitycollege.
Whywouldyoulieaboutthat?
Well,hewasgoingonandonaboutthiscollegeandthatgradschool,andI...Ididn'
twanthimtothink
Iwassomekindofstupidloser.
Youthoughttheoppositeof“stupidloser”was“community-collegegraduate“?
Youknow,therearealotofsuccessfulpeopleinthiscountrywhoarecommunity-collegegraduates.
Yeah,butyouareneither.
Right.Okay,look,thisisbetweenyouandme.YoucannottellLeonardanyofthis.
You'
reaskingmetokeepasecret?
Yeah.
Well,I'
msorry.Butyouwould'
vehadtoexpressthatdesirebeforerevealingthesecret,sothatI
couldchoosewetherornotIwantedtoacceptthecovenantofsecret-keeping.Youcan'
timposeasecretonanexpostfactobasis.
What?
Secret-keepingisacomplicatedendeavor.Uh,onehastobeconcernednotonlyaboutwhatone
says,butaboutfacialexpressions,autonomicreflexes.WhenItrytodeceive,Imyselfhavemorenervous
ticsthanaLymediseaseresearchfacility.It'
sajoke.Itreliesonthehomonymicrelationshipbetween
tick,thebloodsuckingarachnid,andtic,theinvoluntarymuscularcontraction.Imadeitupmyself.
Okay,look,ifLeonardfindsoutthatIlied,Iwillabsolutelydieofembarrassment.
Physiologicallyimpossible.
Oh,Sheldon,please.Look,Iamaskingyouasafriend.
Soyou'
resayingthatfriendshipcontainswithinitaninherentobligationtomaintainconfidences?
Well,yeah.
Interesting.Onemorequestion,andperhapsIshouldhaveledwiththis.Whendidwebecomefriends?
I.e.,Icouldn'
tbecomeGreenLanternunlessIwaschosenbytheGuardiansofOa,butgivenenoughstartupcapitalandanadequate
researchfacility,IcouldbeBatman.
YoucouldbeBatman?
Sure.I'
mBatman.See?
Hi,guys.
Hey.
Hi,Penny.
Hi.Penny,ifyou'
renotdoinganythingFridaynight,Ithoughtmaybewecouldgoseeamovie.
Oh,um.Youknow,IthinkIhavethedinnershiftonFriday.
Okay.WhataboutSaturday?
Youknow,I'
mnotsure.Themanagerhasn'
tpostedthescheduleyet.HowaboutIletyouknow?
Great.
Okay.
Soyoujustletmeknowwhenyouknow.Okay,so...Oh,God,Iamthebadfish.WhatdidIdowrong?
Whyareyouaskingme?
IhavenoinformationaboutyourinteractionswithPennyotherthanwhatyouhave
providedme,nordoIhaveanymethodoflearningsuchthings.
Whatdoesthatmean?
Nothing.YouseemtobeimplyinganinformationalbackchannelbetweenmeandPennywhereobviouslynone
exists.
No,Ididn'
t.
Ijustthinkyouneedtobecarefulhowyouphrasethings,sir.
What'
sgoingonwithyou?
Well,Imightaskyouthesamequestion.Whyareyouinsistonattemptingtodragmeintomatters
whichhavenothingtodowithme,butexistbetweenyouandPenny,apersontowhomIbarelyspeak?
swrongwithyourface?
snoreasontobringmylooksintothis.Goodday,Leonard.
Isaid,goodday.
Goodday?
Alsotodaywehaveafresh-caughtAlaskasalmon,andthat'
sservedwithateriyakiglazeandsticky
rice.Oursoupofthedayis...
Youmustreleasemefrommyoath.
Sheldon,I'
mworking.
Whydon'
tyoutakeaminutetodecide?
Oh,my...
Ican'
tkeepyoursecret,Penny.I'
mgoingtofoldlikeanenergy-baseddenovoproteininconformationalspace.Likea
Renaissancetriptych.Likeacheapsuit.
Oh.Look,whyisitsohardforyoutokeeponelittlesecret?
mconstitutionallyincapable.That'
swhyIwasrefusedclearanceforaveryprestigiousgovernment
researchfellowshipatasecretmilitarysupercolliderlocatedbeneathafakeagriculturalstation12.5milessoutheastofTraverse
City,Michigan.Whichyoudidnothearaboutfromme.
Look,justforgetItoldyouaboutme...notgraduatingfromcommunitycollege,okay?
Forget?
Youwantmetoforget?
Thisminddoesnotforget.Ihaven'
tforgottenasinglethingsincethe
daymymotherstoppedbreastfeedingme.ItwasadrizzlyTuesday.
Okay.Look,youpromisedmeyouwouldkeepmysecret,sojustgonnahavetofigureoutawaytodoit.
Leonard,I'
mmovingout.
Whatdoyoumeanyou'
removingout?
Why?
Theredoesn'
thavetobeareason.
Yeah,therekindad
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