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Theboxf10tothegroundandbroke.Thechickensallranout.Theyranhereandthere.Maryspenthoursint11tofindthem.
Afewdaysl12herunclecame.Heasked,"
Didthechickensarrives13?
"
Yes,butIdroppedthebox.Itbrokeo14andchickensraneverywhere.Ispentthewholemorningl_15____forthem."
Marysaid.
Didyoufindt16all?
askedheruncle."
Ihopeso,"
Maryr__17____,"
butIonlyc18
elevenofthem."
That'
sveryinteresting.Io19sentyousix."
Herunclesaidwithas20.
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2.Ahousingproblem
SueandAlanhadbeend____1__formanyyears.EveryweekendtheywenttoamovietogetheronSaturdaynight.OnSundaystheywenttotheb2inthesummerandtothec3inthewinter.
SueknewthatAlanwantedtom4her,andshewantedtomarryAlan,too.Shewaited
p5forhimtoaskhertomarryhim.However,althoughheoftentoldherhelovedher,heneversaidanythingaboutm6.ThismadeSueunhappy.Shewasn7thirty.ShebelievedthatifAlandidnotmarryhersoonshem8nevermarry.Shedidnotwanttobeas9.Shewantedtohaveahusbandandafamilyofhero10.
Oneevening,astheywerewalkinghomeafteramovie,shesaid,"
Alan,don'
tyouthinkitistimeyouaskedmesomething?
Alanthoughtforamoment.Heknewwhatshewast11about.Atlasthesaid,"
I'
msorrySue,butIdon'
tthinkIhaveanythingtoaskyouatthistime."
ThenIwillhavetoaskyou,Alan,"
Suesaid."
Icannotwaitanyl12.I'
mgettingold."
Shestoppedw13andlookedathim.
Alan,"
shesaid,"
we'
vek14eachotherfortenyears.Iloveyouandyouloveme.Willyoumarryme?
Alantookh15ofSue'
shand.
Sue,"
hesaid,"
Iwanttomarryyou,butwecannotgetmarriedyet.Wehaven16tolive.Idonothavemuchmoneyandn17doyou.Wecannotbuyaplaceofourown."
Thatisn'
timportant,"
Suesaid."
Wecanlivewithyourparents."
Alans18hishead.
“I’msorrybutthatisn’tp19.”
“Whynot?
”Sueasked.
“Becausemyparentsarestilllivingwiththeirparents,”hee20.
3Dirtyhands
“Haveyouwashedyourhandsandf1?
”Billy’smotheraskedhim.
“Yes,”hesaid.
“Showme.”
Hes___2____hismotherhishands.
“Theyaref3,”shesaid.“Andyourfaceisc4indirt.”
Shepulledhimintotheb5.“Nowwashyourfaceandhands,”shesaid.
Hedida6shetoldhim,buthehateddoingit.
“Areyoua7ofsoapandwater?
”hismotheraskedhim.
“No,I’mnotafraidofthem,”hesaid.“Ijustdon’tlikethem.Ih8washing.”
Whenheleftthehousehewasclean.Bythet9hegottoschoolhewasdirtyagain.
“Lookatyou!
”histeachers10.“Yourfaceisfilthy.Ifyourhandsaredirty,too,you’llbeint11.H12outyourhands.”
Billyknewhishandsweredirty.Hequicklys13ononeandr14itonhispants.Thenheshowedittotheteacher.
“Thatisnotacleanhand,Billy,”shesaid.“It’sthed15handintheclass.I’mgoingtop16
you.”
Billylookeda17theclass.“It’snotthedirtiesthandintheclass,”hesaid.
“Allright,Billy,”theteachersaid.“Ifyoucanshowmead__18____hand,Iw19punishyou.”
Withasmile,Billyquicklyshowedherhiso20hand.
4Theguitarplayer
OnedayTonywascrossingtheroadwhenhewash1acar.Hefellandbrokehisarm.
Ana2soonarrivedandtookTonytoahospital.Thereadoctoro3onhisarm.Thenheputthearminac4.Tonycouldnotmoveitatall.
“Youmustkeepyourarminacastforsixw____5____.”Thedoctorsaid,“Thatwillgivethebrokenb6achancetoh7.”
Atthee8ofsixweeksTonywentbacktothehospital.Thedoctorusedalarges9tocutthecast.ThenhetookTony’sarmoutofthecast.
“Canyoum10yourarm,Tony?
”heasked.
Tonyt11tomovehisarm.Atfirstitwasd12,butsoonhecouldmoveite13.
“Yes,it’sf__12___”.Hesaid,“Thankyouverymuch”
“Inafewdaysitwillbeasgoodasn15.”thedoctorsaid,“Juste16italittleeveryday.”
“WillIbea17toplaytheguitar”Tonyasked.
Thedoctorsmiled,“Ofcourse,youwill.”Hesaid,“youwillhavenop18.”
“That’sgoodn19.”Tonysaid,“BecauseIc20playitatallbefore.
5Schooldays
AliceAndrewswasveryworriedaboutherson,John.Hewasoftenunhappy.
Onemorningshewalkedintohisroom,turnedo1thelight,andsaid,“it’stimetogetup,John.Youcan’tstayinb2allday.”
Johnturnedo3inbed-Hedidnotwanttogetup.Heturnedo4thelight.
“Don’tgotosleepa5,”Alicesaid.“Getupnoworyou’llbel6againforschool.”Sheturnedthelightonagain.
Fifteenm7laterJohncameintothek8andsatdownatthetable.
“Eatyourbreakfastquickly,”Alice’ssaid.“It’sa9eightthirty.”
“There’snoh10,”Johntoldhismother.“I’mnotgoingtoschooltoday.”
”hismotherasked.“Isitah11?
”
Johnshookhish12.“No,it’snotaholiday.”
Alices13downnexttohersonandtookhishand.
“John,”shesaid,“tellmewhat’swrong.Whydoyouh14schoolsomuch?
ForseveralmomentsJohnwass15.Thenhesaid,“theteachersb16meandthestudentsdon’tlikeme.”
“John,”hismothersaid,“I’msorryaboutthat,b17youcannotstayathome.”
”heasked.
“Because,dear,”hismothersaid,“therearetwoverygoodr18whyyoumustgotoschool.F19,youarethirty-fiveyearsold-Second,youaretheschoolp20.”
6Importance
Severalyearsago,atelevisionreporterwastalkingtot1ofthemostimportantpeopleinAmerica.Onewasaveryrichb2,anotherownedoneofthelargestc3intheworld,andthethirdownedmanyb4inthecenterofNewYork.
Thereporterwastalkingtothemaboutb5important.
H6doweknowifsomeoneisreallyimportant?
thereporteraskedthebanker.
Thebankerthoughtforafewmomentsandthensaid,"
Ithinka7whoisi8totheWhiteHousetom9thePresidentoftheUnitedStatesisreallyimportant."
Thereporterthenturnedtotheo10oftheverylargecompany."
Doyouagreewiththat?
sheasked.
Themans11hishead,"
No.IthinkthePresidentinvitesalotofpeopletotheWhiteHouse.You'
donlybeimportantifwhileyouwerev12thePresident,therewasatelephonecallfromthepresidentofanothergreatp13,andthePresidentoftheUSsaidhewast14busytoanswerit."
Thereporterturnedtothet15man."
Doyouthinkso?
No,Idon'
t,"
hesaid."
Idon'
tthinkthatmakesthev16important.ThatmakesthePresidentimportant."
Thenwhatwouldmakethevisitorimportant?
thereporterandtheothertwomenasked.
Oh,Ithinkifthevisitort17theWhiteHousewastalkingtothePresidentandthephoner18,andthePresidentp19upthereceiver,listenedandthensaid,'
It'
sf20you.”
7NothingUnusual
Ahorsewalkedintoanexpensiverestaurant.Theheadwaitercameu1tohim.”Goodmorning,”hesaid.
“I’dlikeatableforo2,please,”thehorsesaid.”Haveyoumadear3?
”thewaiterasked.
“Yes,”thehorsesaid,”Ip4.mynameisrunningboy.”
“Ofc5,”thewaitersaid.”Thisway,please,runningboy.“
Hel6thehorsetoagoodtablebythewindow.thehorses7downandthewaiterhandedhimthem8.
“I’dlikeas9,please,”thehorsesaid.”well-donewithapotatoands10.”
“Certainly,”thewaitersaid,andwenta11.
Alittlelaterhereturnedwiththem12andputitonthetableinf13ofthehorse.
“E14yourmeal,”hesaidtothehorseandwalkedaway.Thehorsea15themeal,andenjoyeditverymuch.Thenheaskedthewaiterfortheb16.
Whenthewaiterg17ittohim,thehorsesaid,”youmustthinkit’sveryu18–ahorsecomingintoyourrestaurantando19awell-donesteak.”
”Notatall,”thewaitersaid.”Ilikeitcookedthatwaym20.”
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8FreeTickets
JohnandSylviawerequiter1.Theyhadalarge,beautifulhousef2ofexpensivep3.
Theyhadmanyfriendsandwerenotsurprisedwhentheyreceivedtwof4ticketsforthetheater.Theyweres5,however,whentheycouldnotfindoutwhohads___6___tothem.”Thereianoletterinthee__7______withthetickets.
Theyp8manyoftheirfriendsandasked,”Didyousendust9tickets?
“No,”theirfriendssaid,”Wedidn’tsendthem.”
“It’ss10,”Sylviatoldherhusband,”butwewon’tw11thetickets.Everyonesaysthattheplayisverygood.”
Andsotheywenttothetheater.Theydidnotr12enjoytheplay,however,becausetheywerew13allthetime.
Theplays14ateighto’clockandfinishedathalfp15ten.Whentheygothomeitwasaftere16.
Therewasan17ontheirfrontdoor.
Its18,“wehopeyouenjoyedtheplay.”
Insidethehousetherewasnotas19paint