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Youmeanshe'

slikeadoor-to-doorsalesman?

Ifyouweredoingit,They'

dcallitadork-to-dorksalesman.

Ohh!

Myboystrikeslikearattlesnake!

Oh,yeah?

Well...well,you...

Wow.Allright,well,wecanseethemovietomorrow.Comeon.It'

stimeforyourlesson.

Youmeanhersecondlesson,becauseshejustgotschooled.

What'

swrongwithmetoday?

Shakeitoff,champ.It'

snotyourday.

Manny:

Hey.

Gloria:

Ay.Goodmorning,papi.

Isit?

Aw,you'

restillsadbecauseofthataudition.

Thatpartwasmine.IwasborntoplayTevye.InsteadtheygiveittoRodJackson?

Whatdoesheknowfromsuffering?

Jay:

Howwedoing?

Alittlebetter,Butwe'

regonnagoandthrowicecreamattheproblem.

Well,ifthatdoesn'

twork,thisshoulddothetrick.

"

whatdoesn'

tkillusmakesusstronger."

Wecanhangthisinyourroom.Youcanseeiteverymorning,starttointernalizeit.Prettysoon,nothingwillkeepyoudown.

Butit'

snottrue.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Lotsofstuffthatdoesn'

tkillyoumakesyouweaker.Myfriend'

sgrandfatherhadaheartattack.Nowheneedsamachinetobreathe.

I'

veseenhimatthesupermarket.Nowheneedstodriveoneofthoselittle,like...

Yeah,that'

sright.Benegative.

It'

sjustnotagoodposter,Jay.

You'

reonlymakingmestronger.

[OPENINGCREDITS]

Mitchell:

Didyoupackthe,uh,breadfortheducks?

Cameron:

Yes.

Notthewhole-wheatkind.Theducksdon'

tlikethat.

They'

reducks,Mitchell.Theydon'

tcare.

WebothbelievethatanimalsShouldplayabigpartinLily'

slife.Havinggrownuponafarm,Iwassurroundedbythem.Theyweremorelikebrothersandsistersthanjust,youknow,livestock.

Deliciousbrothersandsisters.

Lifeonafarm...theyknowwhatthey'

regettinginto.

Eesh.

Wait.Oh,it'

stheoffice.

tanswerit.

Ihaveto.

slikethiseverySaturday.Justignoreit.

Well,maybeit'

snotthatthistime.Hello?

Yeah.

That'

snice.Holy...Shel?

Youallright,buddy?

Oh,there'

sfourofthem,Mitchell!

regivingherlittleduckkisses,andshe...oh,she'

slaughing!

Ican'

tbelieveyou'

remissingthis.

Well,whynot,Cam?

vemissedeverythingelse.SherolledoverwhenIwasinPhoenix.ShestartedscootingenIwasincourt.

Well,justtellthemyou'

renotcomingin.Youdoenoughforthem.

Well,youknowthat,Iknowthat,youknow?

Theonlyonewhodoesn'

tknowthatismysuckyboss.He'

sthesuckiestsuckofalltime.He'

samiserablesonofabitchwho...MayhaveheardeverythingIjustsaid.

Hihoney!

Whenareyougettingtogetherwithyourgalpal?

Actually,Iwasjustcheckingonthat.She'

ssupposedtosendmeamessage.

Ohh.You'

reFacebookfriends.

Suream.Oh...She'

soneofmy447friends.Everybodywantsaslice.

Howlonghaveyoutwobeenintouchwitheachother?

Uh,shetrackedmedownaboutayearago.

Mm.Mm,mm.

What?

s...what'

sthatsound?

Mm.Nothing.

Oh.Theresheisrightnow."

howaboutwemeetatLeReveat7:

30?

"

Well,thatsoundsinnocentenough.Imean,drinkswithanex-girlfriendatanintimateFrenchrestaurant.

Honey,you'

redoingthatthingwhereyousaywhatIwantyoutosaybutyourtoneseemsmean.

Letmeguess...Deniseisn'

tmarried.

Recentlydivorced.What'

sthebigdeal?

Comeon,Phil.Youcan'

tbethatnaive.Seriously,womenintheir30sontheinternetarelike...They'

relikeninjas.Theygetintheirlittleblackoutfitsandtryandsneaktheirwayintoyourmarriage.

snotDenise.

Mm.

Here,readsomeofhermessages.You'

regonnafeelsilly.Goahead.

hey,Phil.How'

sitgoin'

?

Youcan'

taddthesexyvoice."

hi,Phil.How'

sitgoing?

sogladtohearyourneckisbetter"

Areyouseriouslyjealous?

No!

Iamnotjealousatall.Ijusthappentoknowwomenbetterthanyoudo,andthatwomanwantsaslice.

Okay,justtoprovehowwrongyouare,I'

mgonnainviteheroverherefordrinks.

Finewithme.Justhopeit'

sfinewithDenise."

gee,Phil.IreallyhadmyheartsetonLeReve."

Thatvoicedoesn'

tbotherme.Kindoflikeit!

Well,hashebeenactingweirdaroundyou?

No,no.I'

vebeenavoidinghimallmorning.

Soyoudon'

tevenknowifheheardyou.

Well,that'

swhywe'

redoingthis.Hey,whereareyou?

Ionlyhaveahalf-hourforlunch.

Hello,handsome.

Okay,so,uh,thisiswhereithappened.Just,um,turnoffthephone,rolldownthewindow,andwe'

ll…we'

llseeifyoucanhearme.Okay.

Goaround!

We'

rere-creatingafauxpas!

Thankyou!

Okay.C-canyouhearmenow?

Uh,yeah,butjustbarely.Isthishowloudyouweretalking?

Uh,well,itmighthavebeenalittlebitlouder.Therewastraffic.Imean,Ialmosthadtoshout.

Youalmosthadtowhat?

Shout.

Littlebitloudernow.

Shout!

!

*hey,hey,hey,hey*

Really,Cam?

Myjobisatstakehereand…Oh,w-whoarewekidding?

Youcanobviouslyhearme.Iamsoscrewed.

Manny?

Manny,comehereasecond,pal.

Huh?

Igotsomebadnews,buddy.

Whatisit?

Well,there'

snoeasywaytosaythis.ShelTurtlesteinisdead.

How?

Iwasdownherereadingthepaper,AndIheardthiscommotionupinyourroom,so...SonaturallyIgorunningupthere.Andthismangyraccoonhadbustedthroughyourscreen.HemusthavescampereduptowhereShelwas.BythetimeIwalkedin,hehadhim...Thelittlebastardhadhimbytheneck,shakinghim.Gravel'

sflyingeverywhere.Hedidn'

tevenflinch.Hejuststaredatmewiththatsmuglookandthenbolted.IfonlyI'

dhavegothereearlier.

MayIseethebody?

Baby,areyousurethat'

sagoodidea?

ssomethingIhavetodo.That'

shim.

Sorry,pal.

Itjustdoesn'

tmakeanysense.

Yep.Onlythegooddieyoung.

Butinschoolweleadraccoonsarenocturnal.Theysleepduringtheday.

Theysuredo,andthisonemust'

vegotupforamidnightsnack.Youknow,we'

vealldonethat.

Iguessso.Yeah.

Italladdsup.

Idon'

tthinkIcanbeinhererightnow.Toomanymemories.

He'

llbeokay.

Youlie.

mColombian.IknowafakecrimescenewhenIseeone!

Iwashangingupthenewposter.Anditfellontopofhim.Itwasanaccident.

Youhavetotellhim.

No.I'

vebeenthroughthisbefore.WhenMitchellwas9,Iwassupposedtotakecareofhisbird.Itgotoutandflewintoafan.Itwaslikeabloodypillowfight.

Mygod.Howmanypetshaveyoukilled?

Justthetwo.Itooktheheatonthebird. 

Itwasabigmistake.Tothisday,Mitchelllooksatme,Iseehimthinking,"

that'

stheguywhokilledFly-ZaMinnelli."

Andwhatifhefindsout?

Thenwhat?

llbetheguythatkilledhispetandliedtohim.

snotgonnafindout,becauseIcoveredmytracks.

Okay.Fly-zaMinnelli?

HowdidInotknowthatkidwasgay?

Hey,Luke!

Bigdayforyou,huh?

Why?

Becauseyougettomeetyourrealmom.

Weallmadeapactwe'

ddenyituntilyouturned21,Butthat'

stherealreasondad'

soldgirlfriendiscomingover.She'

syourmom,andifshelikesyou,you'

llgolivewithher.

mnotadopted.I'

maskingmom.

YoumeanMrs.Dunphy?

She'

snotgoingtotellyouthetruth.

I-I-I'

mnot...

Iknow.

Unh!

Just'

causehecalledyouadork-to-dorksalesman?

Theempirestrikesback.

Raccoonshavefivetoes.

sthat?

tmeantobotheryou.It'

sjustconfusing.Thefootprintsinmyroomonlyhavefourtoes.

Youknow,IbetIknowwthappened.I'

llbethelostthosetoesinafight.Andthatguylookedlikehe'

dbeeninabrawlortwo.

Onetoefromeachfoot?

Maybe.Y-youknow,Manny,Ithinktheonlythingthat'

sgonnagetyoutostopaskingallthesequestions.isforyoutohavealittleclosure.

Whatdoyoumean?

Well,I'

dliketothrowalittlememorialforShel.It'

llbegoodforallofus.Thatway,wegetourgriefout,andthenweneverhavetotalkaboutthisever...everagain.

Hi!

Oh,careful,there'

sathing.Ooh.That'

sa...goodtoseeyou.

Den