英语短剧(三人)搞笑.docx

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改编自《两小儿辩日》

（J:

JackP:

PetterS:

stranger）

独白：

Thestoryhappenedinasunnyday.Twofriendsmeeteachother.

J:

Hi,nicetoseeyou,Petter.

P:

Nicetoseeyou,Jack.It`sagoodday,isn`tit?

J:

Yeah,Ilikesunnydays.

P:

Look,what`sthis?

J:

Oh,it`sourluckday.It`s100dollar.

P:

Yes,itis.Sowhatshouldwedotothemoney?

Giveittounclepolice?

J:

Idon`tthinkso.Isuggestoneofuscanhaveit.Sinceitisinmyhand,so…

P:

No,Idon`tthinkso.IthinkIfinditfirst,Iamthepersonthatwhoshouldhavethemoney.

J:

Lookatthatperson.Whydon`tweaskhimtojudgeitforus.

P:

Iagree.

J:

Hello,couldyoupleasedousafavour?

S:

Ofcourse.What`tup?

J:

Hereisthething,……

S:

Isee.It`sreallyahardquestion.Letmethink.en…OK,Igetanidea.NowI`llgiveyouonequestionandtheonewhocangivethecorrectanswerthatcanhavethemoney.Whatdoyouthink?

P:

Whynot.

J:

Letdoit.

S:

Nowyoumustlistentomecarefully.Lookatthesun,it`sbeautifulisn`tit?

Andit`sveryfarfromus.Somyquestioniswhenisthesunfartherawayfromus,inthemorningoratnoon?

Youfirst.

P:

It`seasy.Aswecansee,inthemorningthesunisverybigandatnoonitbecomesmaller.So,theanswerisatnoon

J:

ThatisthemoststupidanswerIhaveeverheard.Aswecanfeel,inthemorningit`scoolandatnoonit`llbeveryhot.Thatisbecausethesunisfartherawayfromusatmorning.

争吵

S：

OK.Stop.Stop.Asamatteroffact,eachofyouranswerisincorrect.Ithinktherangeisthesame.

P:

Areyoucrazy?

Letmetellyousomething?

（到一边，拿出50美元）Ifyoumakemewin,it`syours.

S:

（thinkforawhile）.It`sadeal.（回到原地）Iamsorry,Imadeamistakejustnow.I`llcorrectmyanswer.Petterisright.Theanswerisatnoon.

J:

What?

Weneedtotalk.（拉路人到一边）Ididnotcatchyourmeanclearly.Couldyousayitagain?

S:

Thesunisfartherawayfromusatnoon.Soyouarewrong.

J:

（打过路人）Didyouchangeyourmind?

S:

No…Ohyes.Youareright.Obviously,hewaswrong.

（一起回去）

P：

What`swrongwithyourface?

J:

清嗓子

S:

Ijustfalloverbyaccident,nevermind.Andlet`sgobacktothequestion,Ithinkitoverandoveragain.FinallyIbelieveJackisright.Youwerewrong.

J:

（Jack从petter手中抢过钱）Thenit`smine.（kissit）It`snicetomeetyou,petter.Goodbye.

P:

What?

Don`tgo.（jack下）What`swrongwithyou?

S:

I`msorry,Ijust…..

J:

Givememymoney,now.

（路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了）

S：

（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Whereismyown100dollar.Givememymoney.（追jack）

完