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Thehorror...

你为什么要这样说话?

Whywouldyoujustsaysomethinglikethat?

不不不...

No,no,no,no,no,no,no...

那我还能怎么个说法?

HowelsewasIsupposedtosayit?

有点铺垫嘛就像把金鱼放进鱼缸不是一下子就把它扔进去吧

Slowly.Likeputtinganewfishinatank.Youdon'

tjustdropitin.

你得把袋子在水里放一会儿

Youletthebagsitinthewaterawhile.

Sheldon我肯定会没事的

Sheldon,I'

msureit'

sgoingtobefine.

不怎么可能没事改变从来不会没事

No,it'

snotgoingtobefine.Changeisneverfine.

人们这么说但事实并非如此

Theysayitis,butit'

snot.

亲爱的你认识那些要搬走的人么?

Okay,honey,didyouevenknowthepeoplethataremovingout?

我从没见过他们所以他们才如此完美

Inevermetthem.That'

swhatmadethemperfect.

不用尴尬地在走廊里打招呼

Therewerenoawkward"

hellos"

inthehalls.

没有硬木地板上咔嗒咔嗒的高跟鞋声

There'

snoclickety-clackingofhighheelshoesonhardwoodfloors.

他们也可能是一窝猫在帘子间跳来跳去

Theymayaswellhavebeenafamilyofcatsjustjumpingaroundfromdrapetodrape.

但他们没有烦人的尿骚味

Withoutthatannoyingammoniaurinesmell.

我肯定新来的人也会同样安静的

Well,I'

msurethenewpeoplewillbejustasquiet.

你又不知道这你要怎么知道?

Youcan'

tknowthat.Howcanyoupossiblyknowthat?

你说得没错我不知道你知道吗?

You'

reright,Ican'

t.Youknowwhat?

谁都有可能租下那间公寓歌剧演员街舞少年剧组的...

Anyonecouldrentthatapartmentnow:

anoperasinger,thecastofStomp...

对哈装着个木腿踢踏舞演员

Yeah,atap-dancingpiratewithawoodenleg.

你为什么要越搞越僵?

Whyareyoumakingitworse?

我想往好的方面说可他不听啊

Itriedmakingitbetter.Hewouldn'

tgoforit.

没错!

那是个好主意

reright!

That'

sagreatidea.

-什么?

-我要租下楼上的公寓

-What?

-I'

lltaketheapartmentupstairs.

我终于可以离我妈远远的了我们也能有多一点时间在一起了

Icanfinallygetawayfrommymotherandwecanallspendsomemoretimetogether.

如果你明白我的意思的话

Ifyoucatchmydrift.

等等你们真的以为我会相信

Holdon.Youhonestlyexpectmetobelieve

礼节上我们这么拼命替Wolowitz搬家

thatsocialprotocoldictateswebreakourbackshelpingWolowitzmove,

他只需要买个匹萨给我们吃?

andthenheonlyneedbuyusapizza?

抱歉不过事实就是如此

I'

msorry,thatreallyishowitworks.

你们在耍我

trickingme.

给我说实话我们到底有什么好处?

Youtellmethetruth,whatdoweget?

Raj帮帮忙吧

Raj,helpmeouthere.

你可以在山地车和PS3之间选一个

YougettochoosebetweenamountainbikeoraPS3.

我就知道!

Iknewit!

PS3绝对是PS3了

PS3,definitelyPS3.

谁会选山地车啊?

Whowouldpickamountainbike?

别再让我有负罪感了老妈我们还是会再见的

Enoughwiththeguilt,Ma.We'

llstillseeeachother.

我会每晚过来和你共进晚餐的

llcomeovereverynightandhavedinnerwithyou.

吃你个大头鬼!

Thehellyouwill!

你把这儿当什么地方了?

高级餐厅?

WhatamIrunninghere,afancyrestaurant?

看着像橄榄树花园（意式餐厅）么?

DoesthislooklikeOliveGarden?

好吧我了解了你生气了

Okay,Igetit,you'

reangry.

你不愿见到你的小鸟飞离巢穴

Youdon'

twanttoseeyourlittlebirdleavethenest.

"

小鸟"

?

你都快30了!

Littlebird"

You'

realmost30!

飞吧我的神呐!

Fly,forGod'

ssake!

好我不搬!

开心了吧疯婆子?

Fine,I'

llstay!

Yahappy,crazylady?

我打心底里这么想因为你毁了我的生活!

Isureashellhopeso,becauseyou'

reruingmylife!

嘿是Penny吗?

我是Leonard

Hey,Penny?

sLeonard.

好消息你可以把脑袋从烤炉里拿出来了

Goodnews,youcantakeyourheadoutoftheoven.

我想我也不需要这玩意儿了

IguessIwon'

tbeneedingthis.

噢不...

Oh,no...

新来的

Thenewones.

已经到了

They'

rehere.

别冲动我们还对他们一无所知

Staycalm.Wedon'

tknowanythingaboutthemyet.

你在干嘛?

Whatareyoudoing?

我在检查有没有乐器

mcheckingformusicalinstruments.

你觉得这个听起来像响板么?

Doesthatsoundlikecastanetstoyou?

-盒子上写着"

厨具"

-那又怎样?

-Theboxsays"

kitchen."

-So?

毒贩子会在盒子上写"

可卡因"

么?

Dococainesmugglerswrite"

cocaine"

onthebox?

-你好-你好

-Hello?

-Hello.

-Hello.-Hello.

我是Alicia我要搬进楼上了

mAlicia.I'

mmovinginupstairs.

真是太棒了

Thatissogreat.

噢我是Leonard我住在楼下

Oh,I'

mLeonard.Ilivedownstairs.

在这儿上头不过在你下面

Upstairsfromhere,butunderyou.

实际上不是在你下面而是在你的公寓下面

Notunderyouperse,butunderyourapartment.

-真不错-是啊

-That'

snice.-Yeah,itis.

求爱呢啊结巴完了换我说

Ifthatconcludesyourfalteringattempttomate...

一到十你给自己脚步声定个级别

Onascaleofonetoten,howlightoffootwouldyoudescribeyourself,

一代表完全不像猫类十代表简直就是猫科动物

withonebeingnotcat-likeatall,andtenbeingfreakishlyfeline?

简直就是猫科动物"

Freakishlyfeline"

这是你的答案还是你没听懂问题?

Isthatyouranswerordoyounotunderstandthequestion?

-这个待会再说-Sheldon...

-We'

llcomebacktothatone.-Sheldon...

等等你现在或曾经跳过萨尔萨舞爱尔兰民舞或者街舞吗?

Hangon.Areyounoworhaveyoueverbeenasalsa,Irishfolkorbreak-dancer?

-没有-你问得她不自在了

-No.-You'

remakingheruncomfortable.

抱歉以表安慰目前你做的很好

msorry.Well,ifithelpsyoufeelanybetter,you'

redoingverywellsofar.

下一个问题你能生育吗?

Nextquestion:

areyoufertile?

什么?

What?

我想知道以后楼上会不会有哭闹的婴儿

mtryingtodeterminewhethercryinginfantsabovemyheadareapossibility.

目前没有打算

Ihavenoimmediateplans.

如果有告诉我

Ifthatchanges,letmeknow.

那最后小地毯赞成还是反对?

Andfinally,arearugs,proorcon?

-赞成?

-Alicia?

-Pro?

-什么事?

-欢迎来到这里

-Yes?

-Welcometothebuilding.

多谢你帮忙Leonard

Thankssomuchforhelpingme,Leonard.

多谢你给我这个机会

Thankyousomuchforgivingmetheopportunitytohelp.

噢你们好啊

Oh,hey,guys.

嘿Penny这是我们的新邻居Alicia

Hey,Penny.ThisisAlicia,ournewneighbor.

我在帮忙

mhelping.

看见了

Icansee.

Alicia不玩音乐不生孩子赞成小地毯

Alicia'

snon-musical,childlessandpro-rug.

当然她还在试用期不过我喜欢她

She'

sstillonprobation,ofcourse,butIkeher.

好酷的T恤啊

CoolT-shirt.

噢是啊我通常不这么打扮这正要去慢跑呢

Oh,yeah,Idon'

tusuallydresslikethis.I'

mgoingjogging.

-你又不慢跑的-这不正要开始么

-Youdon'

tjog.-Icanstart.

那是不过更合理的解释是你又没有干净的衣服穿了

True,butthemorelikelyexplanationforyourattireisthatyou'

reoutofcleanclothesagain.

-谢谢侬Sheldon-不客气Penny

-Thankyou,Sheldon.-You'

rewelcome,Penny.

得了吧你看上去多可爱我今天也穿得像邋遢鬼似的

Please,youlookcute.I'

mdressedlikeaslobtoday,too.

我觉得你看起来棒极了

Ithinkyoulookfantastic.

这家伙棒极了哈?

Thisone'

saplayer,huh?

噢是啊要小心

Oh,yeah,becareful.

-多谢提醒-好

-Thanksforthewarning.-Okay.

-回见了-再见

-I'

llseeyouaround.-Seeya.

我今天也穿得像邋遢鬼似的

噢模仿我爱模仿

Oh,micry.Ienjoymicry.

我一直在模仿"

绝地武士归来"

的阿克巴

vebeenworkingonAdmiralAckbarfromReturnoftheJedi.

这是个陷阱"

It'

satrap."

你得想象我有个巨大的鱿鱼脑袋

Youhavetoimaginemewithagiantsquidhead.

进来

Come.

恭喜啊你衣服洗好了

Congratulations,Iseeyoudidyourlaundry.

呃算是吧

Well,sortof.

-要怎么"

算是..."

呢?

-我买了新衣服好了吧?

-Howdoesone"

sortof..."

-Iboughtnewclothes,okay?

Leonard在吗?

IsLeonardaround?

他在楼上Alicia那儿

He'

supstairsatAlicia'

s.

好吧没事没什么大不了

Allright,that'

scool,nobiggie.

他说他会帮我装打印机的不过我想我可以等等

Hesaidhe'

dhelpmesetupmyprinter,butIguessIcanwait.

他究竟在上头干什么呢?

Whatexactlyishedoingupthere?

我只能理解为是用来摧毁我的战术性行动

InwhatIcanonlyperceiveasatacticalmovetodestroyme,

他和Wolowitz还有Koothrappali在帮她装立体声系统

heiswithWolowitzandKoothrappalisettingupherstereo.

噢他们都在上头哈?

典型啊

Oh,they'

reallupthere,huh?

Hmm,typical.

显然非典型啊

saxiomaticallyatypical.

直到最近他们还不认识Alicia以前也没有在哪儿见过她

Upuntilrecently,theydidnotknowAlicia,andhadnoencounterswithherinapreviouslocation.

他们从来不上楼去看以前的房客

Theyneverwentupstairstovisittheformertenants,

所以你将他们的行为归为"

典型"

显然是谬论

soyourcharacterizationoftheirbehavioras"

typical"

isdemonstrablyfallacious.

好了现在我看见巨型鱿鱼脑袋了

Okay,nowIseethegiantsquidhead.

这下好了!

我得从头再来一遍

Oh,great!

Now,Ihavetostartalloveragain.

没错我还想租下这间公寓呢

Yeah,Ithoughtaboutrentingthisapartment,

但我更喜欢住"

市区阁楼"

butI'

mreallymoreofa"

downtownloft"

kindofguy.

真酷那么说你现在住阁楼咯?

Cool.Soareyouinaloftnow?

噢实际上我现在和一个女人一起住在Altadena

Oh,actually,I'

m,uh,livingwithawomaninAltadena.

纯柏拉图式的她也是我的女仆

Purelyplatonic.She'

salsomymaid.

听起来不错啊

Soundslikeasweetdeal.

不骗你哦挺无聊的

Iwon'

tlie.It'

sprettydope.

嗨

Hello?

嘿我想给你带来点乔迁之喜的薄礼

Hey,Ijustwantedtobringyoualittlehousewarminggift.

你太贴心了快进来吧我们打开尝尝

Thatissosweet.Comeonin.Let'

sopenit.

-好极了-裙子很漂亮

-Great.-Nicedress.

哦这条?

我今天穿得像邋遢鬼似的

Oh,this?

I'

mdressedlikeaslobtoday.

他们在帮我组装音响系统

Theguyshavebeenhelpingmesetupmysoundsystem.

我从未见过这么靓的技术人员

veneverhadsuchgood-lookingtechnicalsupport.

噢哪里哪里

Oh,pish-posh.

管它呢就是不咋靓的意思呗

Idon'

tknow,itmeansshucks.

不靓就是不靓嘛您老别总那么较真成不

Shucks"

meansshucks.Letonegoonceinawhile.

-Penny有个消息很赞想听不?

-说啊

-Hey,uh,Penny,youwanttohearsomethingawesome?

-Yeah.

Alicia是名演员和你一样

Aliciaisanactress,justlikeyou.

真太赞了

Thatissoawesome.

努力做演员但真的很难啊

Well,tryingtobe,butit'

ssohard.

我了解还用说嘛

Yeah,Iknow,tellmeaboutit.

我已经来这儿三个月了

vebeenoutherethreemonths,

只不过接了几个商业广告和一部肥皂剧的循环角色

andallI'

vegottenisacoupleofnationalcommercialsandthisrecurringthingonasoap.

所以我一直在在"

酪饼工厂"

工作就是在等好角色啊

That'

swhyIworkattheCheesecakeFactory.I'

mholdingoutfortherightpart.

Alicia你要怎样的DVD默认设置杜比5.1还是DTS?

Alicia,whatdoyouwantasyour