Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本102.doc

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102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd

[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]

Monica:

Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.

Joey:

Yeah,right!

.......Y'serious?

Phoebe:

Oh,yeah!

Rachel:

Everythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.

Monica:

Absolutely.

Chandler:

Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?

Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.

Ross:

Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.

Chandler:

Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?

Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.

Rachel:

Yeah,well,wordofadvice:

Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.

Joey:

（pause）....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker（Marsha）aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]

Ross:

No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?

Marsha:

Well,shehasissues.

Ross:

Doesshe.

Marsha:

He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!

Ross:

Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?

Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?

Marsha:

Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?

（Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.）

Ross:

（tryingtoignoreher）No.No.

Marsha:

Yes,itis.Carol!

Hi!

Ross:

Okay,okay,yes,itis.（waves）HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.

（MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.）

Ross:

Hi.

Carol:

So.

Ross:

Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.

Carol:

Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.

Ross:

Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?

Still,uh...

Carol:

Alesbian?

Ross:

Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?

Carol:

Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-

Ross:

Why-whyareyouhere,Carol?

Carol:

I'mpregnant.

Ross:

Pregnant?

!

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarewatchingThree'sCompany.]

Chandler:

Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree'sCompanywherethere'ssomekindofmisunderstanding.

Phoebe:

...ThenI'vealreadyseenthisone!

（TurnsofftheTV.）

Monica:

（takingadrinkfromJoey）Areyouthroughwiththat?

Joey:

Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmedown.

Monica:

Whoselittleballofpaperisthis?

!

Chandler:

Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,andthenIrealisedIdidn'tneedit,soIballeditupand...（seesthatMonicaisglaringathim）...nowIwishIwasdead.

（Monicastartstofluffapillow.）

Phoebe:

She'salreadyfluffedthatpillow...Monica,youknow,you'vealreadyfluffedthat-（Monicaglaresather.）-but,it'sfine!

Monica:

Look,I'msorry,guys,Ijustdon'twannagivethemanymoreammunitionthantheyalreadyhave.

Chandler:

Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbeabouttheflatnessofachild'spillow.

Phoebe:

Monica-Hi!

Um,Monica,you'rescaringme.Imean,you'relike,you'relikeallchaoticandtwirly.Andnot-notinagoodway.

Joey:

Yeah,calmdown.Youdon'tseeRossgettingallchaoticandtwirlyeverytimetheycome.

Monica:

That'sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.Y'see,he'sthePrince.ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.

Chandler:

（lookingoutthewindow）Ew,ew,ew,ewewewewew!

Monica:

What?

Chandler:

UglyNakedGuygotaThighmaster!

All:

Eeaagh!

（Rachelentersfromherroom.）

Rachel:

Hasanybodyseenmyengagementring?

Phoebe:

Yeah,it'sbeautiful.

Rachel:

OhGod,ohGod,ohGodohGodohGodohGod....（Startstolookunderthecouchcushions.）

Phoebe:

No,look,don'ttouchthat!

Rachel:

Oh,likeIwasn'tdreadingtomorrowenough,havingtogiveitbacktohim...'HiBarry!

Rememberme?

I'mthegirlintheveilwhostompedonyourheartinfrontofyourentirefamily!

'OhGodandnowI'mgonnahavetoreturnthering,withoutthering,whichmakesitsomuchharder...

Monica:

EasyRach,we'llfindit.（Toall）Won'twe!

ChandlerandJoey:

Oh!

Yeah!

Joey:

Alright,when'd'yahaveitonlast?

Phoebe:

Doy!

Probablyrightbeforeshelostit!

Chandler:

Youdon'tgetalotof'doy'thesedays...

Rachel:

IknowIhaditthismorning,andIknowIhaditwhenIwasinthekitchenwith...

Chandler:

...Dinah?

Rachel:

（looksatthelasagneandrealizessomething）Ohhhhh,don'tbemad...

Monica:

Youdidn't.

Rachel:

Oh,Iamsorry...

Monica:

Igaveyouonej