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tyougoupthereandaskhimto'

steplightly,please?

'

Ihavelikefivetimes,buttheguyissocharming,thatIgouptheretoyellandthenIendupapologizingtohim.

Ooh,thatissilly.（getsup）I'

llgoupthere,I'

lltellhimtokeepitdown.

Allright,bemyguest.

Goodluck.

（Phoebeexits）

Allright,allright,allright,allright,allright,youreallywannaknowhowIdidit,I'

llshowya.Whenyouhandedmebackthecard,whatyoudidn'

tseewas,Ilookedatitsofastthatitwasinvisibletothenakedeye.（picksupacardandquicklylooksatit）Ijustdidit.（doesitagain）Ijustdidit,again.Here,I'

llslowitdownsothatyouguyscanseeit.（looksandthecardinslowmotion）

All:

Oh,Igotit.

（WehearPhoebeknockatthedoorupstairs,andtheguyanswerit.）

（muffledthroughthefloor）Yeah,lookIwaswithmyfrienddownstairsandweheareverythingupherethatyoudo,andIamsickandtired...（Itiredbuttherestisunintelligible）.

Guy:

（muffled）Whoa,youareverybeautiful.

（muffled）Oh,thankyou.

OpeningCredits

s,continuedfromearlier.]

Chandler:

（entering）Hey,anybodygotalengthofropeaboutsixfeetlongwithalittlenouseattheend?

Honey,what'

sthematter?

IjustsawJanice.

Oh.

Yeah,shewasatRockefellerCenterskatingwithherhusband,shelookedsohappy.Ialmostfeelbadforwhippingthatkid'

spretzelatthem.

Man,IrememberthefirsttimeIsawthatgirlKatherine,afterwebrokeup.ShewasjustwalkingwithherfriendDonna,justlaughingandtalking.God,itkilledme.

Yes,butyouendeduphavingsexwithbothofthemthatafternoon.

Sorry,Ijust,anyexcusetotellthatstoryy'

know....

HeyChandler,there'

sapartytomorrow,you'

llfeelbetterthen.

Oh,y'

knowwhat,I'

mgonnabeokay,youdon'

thavetothrowapartyforme.

It'

sJoey'

sbirthday.

Oh,wellthen,ifanybodyshouldhaveapartyitshouldbehim.

（WehearPhoebe'

smuffledvoicethroughtheceiling.）

Sush!

!

Icannotbelievesheisstillupthere.

（Weheartheguytellingajoke,andPhoebelaughing.）

Okay,wellhetotallyscrewedupthepunchline.Y'

know,it'

ssupposedtobearrghh-ehog-errigh.

FortunataFashions,Rachel'

snewjob.]

Mr.Kaplan:

（entering）How'

sthatcoffeecomin,'

dear?

（jumpingupfromreadinghermagazine）Yeah,rightawayMr.Kaplan.

I'

mnotsupposedtodrinkcoffee,itmakesmegassy.

Iknow!

llbetyourthinking,'

What'

sanintelligentgirlwhowantstobeinfashion,doingmakingcoffee?

Eh?

Op.

Eh.

Oh,yougotme.

Well,don'

tthinkIhaven'

tnoticedyourpotential.Well,I'

vegotaprojectforyouthat'

salotmorerelatedtofashion.Howdoesthatsound?

Oh,thatsoundsgreat.

Comeonoverhere,sweetheart.（theywalkovertoastoragecloset）

OhthankyousomuchMr.Kaplan,thankyousomuch.

（openingtheclosetdoorrevealingthatit'

sfulloftangleduphangers.）IneedthesehangersseparatedASAP.（sheisstunned）You'

rewelcome.

TheMoondanceDiner,RachelistalkingtoMonicaaboutherjob.]

OhGod,Ihatemyjob,Ihateit,Ihatemyjob,Ihateit.

Iknowhoney,I'

msorry.

Oh,Iwannaquit,butthenIthinkIshouldstickitout,thenIthinkwhywouldsuchapersonstayinsuchademeaningjob,justbecauseit'

sremotelyrelatedtothefieldthey'

reinterestedin.

（givesheralook）Gee,Idon'

tknowRach.Orderup!

IgotaYentelsoup,aJamesBeans,andaHowdyholdtheDowdy!

Ohhoney,comeon,I'

msorry,Ididn'

t....Idon'

tmindpayingmydues,y'

know,itsjusthowmuchamIgonnalearnaboutfashionbywalkingMira,thearthriticseamstress,tothebathroom.

（Aguyattheendofthetablestartslaughing.）

（tohim）Hi!

Ismymiseryamusingtoyou?

msorry,Iwa,Iwa,Iwasjustah....（startstolaughagain）

snotfunny,thisisactuallymyjob.

Ohbelieveme,I-I-I'

vebeenthere.IhadtosortmannequinheadsatthatMannequinsPlus.

Ohwellthen,soI'

mjustgoingtogobacktotalkingtomyfriendhere.Andyoucangobacktoenjoyingyourlittlehamburger.

Ah,justoneotherthing.

Yes?

Iah,IworkatBloomingdale'

sandImightknowofajobpossibilityifyour,ifyourinterested?

（looksatMonica）（tohim）Doyouwantmypickle?

ChandlerandJoey'

s,it'

sparty.]

Gunther:

（toMonicaandPhoebe）Heyguys.

HeyGunther.Hi.（toPhoebe）Imeanyou'

regoingoutonadatewiththenoisyguyupstairs?

Well,he'

sverycharming.

Iknow,he'

stoocharming,butifyoutwostartgoingout,thenit'

sjustgonnamakeitsomuchharderformetohatehim.

Well,you'

rejustgonnahavetotry.

Joey,wherearetheJell-oshots?

Idon'

tknow,Chandlerissupposedtobepassin'

'

emaround...

（CameracutstoshowChandlergivingaJelloshottotheceramicdogandholdinganemptytrayofJelloshots.）

Chandler!

Hello-dillillio!

Oh,somebody'

sfeelingbetter.

（toChandler）Stickoutyourtongue.

（toMonica）Takeoffyourshirt!

（Chandlersticksoutistongueandit'

sahorribleshadeofgreen.）

Ohmy!

OhmyGod!

Howmanyofthesethingsdidyouhave?

Thesearepurevodka.

Yeah,Jell-ojustlikeMomusedtomake.

（entering,toRoss）Themostunbelievablethinghappenedtometoday.

Hi!

SoI'

mouthavinglunchatMonica'

sandthisguystartstalkingtome,anditturnsoutheworksforabuyeratBloomingdale'

sandtherehappenstobeanopeninginhisdepartment.SoIgavehimmyphonenumberandhe'

sgonnacallmethisweekendtoseeifhecangetmeaninterview!

Wow!

What,sothisguyishelpingyoufornoapparentreason?

Uh-huh!

Andhe'

s,he'

satotalstranger?

Yeah!

Hisnameisum,Marksomething.

Huh.SoundslikeMarkSomethingwantstohavesomesex.

What!

?

Well,I'

mjustsaying,Imeanwhyelsewouldhejust,y'

know,swoopinoutofnowherefornoreason.

Tobenice.

Hey,Joey.Aremenevernicetostrangewomenfornoreason?

No,onlyforsex.

Thankyou.（toRachel）Sodidyouah,didyoutellMarkSomethingaboutme?

Ididn'

thaveto,becauseIwaswearingmy'

IheartRoss'

sandwichboardandringingmybell.

Uh-huh.

Joey'

sSisters:

（entering）Joey!

HappyBirthday!

（all7ofthemlookalmostidentical）

Hey!

Hey-hey-hey!

（toMonica）Okay,howmanyofthatgirlareyouseeing?

Howhammeredareyou?

Huh?

These,theseareJoey'

ssisters.

HiJoey'

ssisters!

（tooneofhissisters,Cookie）Hey!

Cookie:

Hey.Whatarewedrinkin'

overhere.

Well,Ihaveah,vodkaandcranberryjuice.

Nokiddin,'

that'

stheexactsamedrinkImademyselfrightafterIshotmyhusband.

Wow.Okay,Idon'

tknowhowtotalktoyou.

（CuttoChandler）

Sister1:

（toChandler）What'

chadoing?

Oh,I'

mtakingmyex-girlfriendofmyspeeddialer.

Oh!

No-no-no-no,no,it'

sagoodthing.Whymustwedialsospeedilyanyway?

Whymustwerushthroughlife?

Whycan'

twesavorthepreciousmoments?

（tooneofJoey'

ssisters）Thosearesomehugebreastsyouhave.

（CuttoRossandMonica）

Hi.

Yeah.Soum,I-Iheardaboutthisah,Markguythatah,Rachelmettoday.

Isn'

tthatgreat?

Ohyeah!

Soah,kindapretty,prettygood.Hesoundslikeanice,goodguy.

Oh,heis.Andheissodreamy.Imean,y'

knowwhat,whenheleftIactuallyusedthephrase,'

Hummina-hummina-hummina.'

（walksaway）

That'

sexcellent.

s,Monica,Phoebe,Ross,andRachelareeatingbreakfast.]

（toRachel）So,he'

sjustaniceguy.YoureallythinkthisMarkdoesn'

twantanythinginexchangeforhelpinghim?

Well,IassumeI'

llhavetotakeshowerswithhim,buty'

know,that'

strueofanyjob.

（Chandlerentershungoverandgroaning）

Howyafeelin'

Well,myapartmentisn'

tthereanymore,becauseIdrankit.

Where'

dyougettoo?

Welostyouafteryouopenedupallthepresents.

Yeah.

Yeah,Iendedupinthestorageroom,andnotalone.

Woooohoooo!

Ow,no'

woo-hooing,'

no'

woo-hooing.'

Why,whathappened?

Ah,IfooledaroundwithJoey'

ssister.（Phoebegasps）Well,that'

snottheworstpart.

Whatistheworsepart?

trememberwhichsister.