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Huh?
Ok,ok,that'
sfine.Fine.Hey,I'
msorryaboutthatspillbefore.（picksupthetipheleaves）Only$98.50togo.
（Monicaenters.）
Monica:
Hey.Ross,didyouknowMomandDadaregoingtoPuertoRicoforThanksgiving?
Ross:
No,they'
renot.
Yes,theyare.TheBlymensinvitedthem.
You'
rewrong.
Iamnotwrong.
No,Ijusttalkedtothem.
（gettingup,upset）I'
mcallingMom.
（Joeyenters.Hisfacelooksabnomp3allycolorful.）
Joey:
Hey,hey.
Chandler:
Hey.
Phoebe:
Andthisfromthecry-for-helpdepartment.Areyouwearingmakeup?
Yes,Iam.Asoftoday,IamofficiallyJoeyTribbiani,actorslashmodel.
That'
ssofunny,'
causeIwasthinkingyoulookmorelikeJoeyTribbiani,manslashwoman.
Whatwereyoumodelingfor?
Youknowthosepostersforthecityfreeclinic?
Oh,wow,soyou'
regonnabeoneofthose"
healthy,healthy,healthyguys"
?
Youknow,theasthmaguywasreallycute.
Doyouknowwhichoneyou'
regonnabe?
No,butIhearlymediseaseisopen,so...（crossesfingers）
Goodluck,man.Ihopeyougetit.
Thanks.
（Rosscomesbacktothecouch.）
（toMonica）Well,youwereright.Howcantheydothistous,huh?
sThanksgiving.
Ok,I'
lltellyouwhat.HowaboutIcookdinneratmyplace?
I'
llmakeitjustlikeMom'
s.
Willyoumakethemashedpotatoeswiththelumps?
Youknow,they'
renotactuallysupposedtohave...（Rosslooksathersheepishly）I'
llworkonthelumps.Joey,you'
regoinghome,right?
Yeah.
AndIassume,Chandler,youarestillboycottingallthepilgrimholidays.
Yes,everysingleoneofthem.
Phoebe,you'
regonnabewithyourgrandma?
Yes,andherboyfriend.Butwe'
recelebratingThanksgivinginDecember'
causeheislunar.
Soyou'
refreeThursday,then.
Yeah.Oh,canIcome?
Yeah.Rach,areyouthinkingyou'
regonnamakeittoVail?
Absolutely.Shoop,shoop,shoop.Onlyahundredandtwodollarstogo.
Ithoughtitwas$98.50.
Yeah,wellitwas.I,Ibrokeacup.
Well,I'
mofftoCarol'
Ooh,ooh!
Whydon'
tweinviteher?
（mimicking）Ooh,ooh.Becauseshe'
smyex-wife,andwillprobablywanttobringher,ooh,ooh,lesbianlifepartner.
CarolandSusan'
sapartment,Susanisthere.Rossenters.]
Hi,isuh,isCarolhere?
Susan:
No,she'
satafacultymeeting.
Oh,Iuh,justcamebytopickupmyskull.Well,notmine,but...Susan:
Comein.
Thanks.Yeah,Carolborroweditforaclass,andIhavetogetitbacktothemuseum.
What'
sitlooklike?
Kindalikeabigfacewithoutskin.
Yes,I'
mfamiliarwiththeconcept.Wecanjustlookforit.
Ok.（browsingtheapartment）Wow,youguyssurehavealotofbooksaboutbein'
alesbian.
Well,youknow,youhavetotakeacourse.Otherwise,theydon'
tletyoudoit.
（pickingupabook）Hey,hey,YertletheTurtle.Aclassic.
Actually,I'
mreadingittothebaby.
Theuh,thebabythathasn'
tbeenbornyet?
Wouldn'
tthatmeanyou'
re...crazy?
What,youdon'
tthinktheycanhearsoundsinthere?
renotserious,Imean,youreally...youreallytalktoit?
Yeah,allthetime.Iwantthebabytoknowmyvoice.
Doyouuh,doyoutalkaboutme?
Yeah,yeah,allthetime.
Really?
Butum,wejustrefertoyouasBobotheSpemp3Guy.
MonicaandRachel'
s,everyoneistherebutRachel.]
Look,ifshe'
stalkingtoit,IjustthinkthatIshouldgetsomebellytimetoo.NotthatIbelieveanyofthis.
Oh,Ibelieveit.Ithinkthebabycantotallyheareverything.Icanshowyou.Look,thiswillseemalittleweird,butyouputyourheadinsidethisturkey,andthenwe'
llalltalk,andyou'
llheareverythingwesay.
djustliketosaythatI'
mtotallybehindthisexperiment.Infact,I'
dverymuchliketobutteryourhead.
（Rachelenters.）
Hey,Rach,didyoumakeyourmoney?
No,notevenclose.ForgetVail,forgetseeingmyfamily,forgetshoop,shoop,shoop.
Rach,here'
syourmail.
Thanks,youcanjustputitonthetable.
（insistently）No,here'
（givesheranenvelope）Wouldyoujustopenit?
（Rachelopensit.Insideisthemoneysheneeded.）
Ohmygod,oh,youguysaregreat.
Weallchippedin.
（toMonica）Wedid?
（toJoey）Youoweme20bucks.
Thankyou.Thankyousomuch!
（handsChandlerabag）Chandler,hereyougo,gotyourtraditionalThanksgivingfeast,yougotyourtomatosoup,yourgrilledcheesefixin'
s,andyourfamilysizebagofFunyuns.
Wait,wait,Chandler,thisiswhatyou'
rehavin'
forThanksgivingdinner?
What,what,whatisitwithyouandthisholiday?
Allright,I'
mnineyearsold.
Oh,Ihatethisstory.
WejustfinishedthismagnificentThanksgivingdinner.Ihave--andIrememberthispartvividly--amouthfulofpumpkinpie,andthisisthemomentmyparentschoosetotellmethey'
regettingdivorced.
Ohmygod.
Yes.It'
sverydifficulttoappreciateaThanksgivingdinneronceyou'
veseenitinreverse.
Thesubway,Joeyspotsagorgeouswomanwaiting.Hegoesuptoher.]
Uh,hi.Weuh,weusedtoworktogether.
Girl:
Wedid?
Yeah,atMacy'
s.YouweretheObsessiongirl,right?
IwastheAramisguy.（pretendstospraycologne）Aramis?
Aramis?
Yeah,right.
Igottatellyou.You'
rethebestinthebusiness.
Getout.
mserious.You'
reamazing.Youknowwhentospritz,whentolayback.
Youdon'
tknowwhatthatmeanstome.
Ooh,yousmellgreattonight.What'
reyouwearing?
（provocatively）Nothing.
Listen,uh,youwannagogetadrinkorsomething?
Yeah.（shegetsup,noticessomethingbehindJoey）Oh.
swrong?
Ijustremembered,Ihavetodosomething.
Oh.What?
Um,leave.
Wait,wait,wait!
（Joeyturnsaroundandseeshisfaceonaposterinthesubway.Thepostersays:
WhatMarioisn'
ttellingyou...V.D.,youneverknowwhomighthaveit.AvarietyofscenesareshownwiththeposterdisplayedalloverNewYorkCity.）
CentralPerk,Joeyenters,amongstsnickersfromthegang.]
SoIguessyouallsawit.
Sawwhat?
No,wewerejustlaughing.Youknow,howlaughtercanbeinfectious.
s,Joeyenters,upset.]
SetanotherplaceforThanksgiving.MyentirefamilythinksIhaveVD.
Tonight,onaveryspecialBlossom.
CommercialBreak
s,MonicaiscookingThanksgivingdinner.Chandlerisstandinginthedoorway,notwantingtoparticipateinthefestivities.]
Mmm,lookinggood.Ok,cider'
smulling,turkey'
sturking,yamsareyamming.（noticesRossisdepressed）What?
Idon'
tknow.It'
sjustnotthesamewithoutMominthekitchen.
Allright,that'
sit.Youknowwhat?
Justgetoutofmywayandstopmoping.
scloser.
（Rachelenters,excited.）
Igotthetickets!
Fivehoursfromnow,shoop,shoop,shoop.
Oh,youmuststopshooping.
mgonnagetmystuff.
Chandler,willyoujustcomeinalready?
No,Iprefertokeepasafedistancefromallthismerriment.
（PhoebetakesasliceofpumpkinpieandwavesitinfrontofChandler'
sface.）
Lookout,incomingpumpkinpie!
Ok,wealllaughedwhenyoudiditwiththestuffing,butthat'
snotfunnyanymore.
（Chandlerleaves.）
Hey,Monica,Igotaquestion.Idon'
tseeanytatertots.
snotaquestion.
Butmymomalwaysmakesthem.It'
slikeatradition.Yougetalittlepieceofturkeyonyourfork,alittlecranberrysauce,andatot!
sbadenoughIcan'
tbewithmyfamilybecauseofmydisease.
Allright,fine.Tonight'
spotatoeswillbebothmashedwithlumps,andinthefomp3oftots.
mofftotalktomyunbornchild.
（Rossgrabsforsomefood,Monicaslapshishandaway.）
Ah!
Ok,Momneverhit.
（Rossexits.）
（stirringpot）Ok,alldone.
What,Phoebe,didyouwhipthepotatoes?
Rossneedslumps!
Oh,I'
msorry,oh,Ijust,Ithoughtwecouldhavethemwhippedandthenaddsomepeasandonions.
Whywouldwedothat?
Well,'
causethenthey'
dbelikemymomusedtomakethem,youknow,beforeshedi
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