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(screaming)Melissa!
YouhavebeenM.I.Aforthepastsevensororitynewsletters,what’supwithyou?
Wh—(Turnsandlooksatthegangwho’sstaring)—Whydon’tItellyouoverhere?
(ShewalksMelissaawayfromthegang.)
SolastIheardyouweregonnagetmarried.(GrabsRachel’shandandnoticesthatshedoesn’thavearingonit.)(Sadly)OhpoorRay-ray.
Ohno-no,no!
It’sgood!
It’sallgood!
I-IactuallyworkatRalphLauren!
Shutup!
Iwillnot!
I’mthedivisionalheadofmen’ssportswear!
Ohshutupmore!
Now,areyoufriendswithRalph?
Ohplease…
(excitedly)Areyou?
No.
Listen,we-wehavetohavedinner.What-whatareyoudoingtomorrownight?
Ohtomorrow,ohIdon’tknow.Um…
Youdonow.You’rehavingdinnerwithme.
Shutup.
I-I’vegottogo.ThishasbeensogreatRay-ray!
(Guntherreturnswithhercigarettes.)Oh,thereyouare.(TakesthemfromGunther.)(ToRachel)Umm,solisten,justcallme.Here’smycard.(Handsthecardover.)
Oh,wowthanks!
(Readingthecard)Ohyou’reinrealestate!
Ohno,that’s-that’sanoldcard.Umm,Iwantedtogetoutofthatand-anddosomethingwhereIcanreallyhelppeopleand-andmakeadifference.
Wow!
Whatdoyoudonow?
(quietly)I’mapartyplanner.I’llseeyoutomorrow.(Exits.)
Okay!
(Joinstherestofthegang.)
Heyguys!
Lookwho’sback!
It’sRay-ray!
ShutupthatwasmyfriendMelissafromcollege.
Ross:
Sheseemsreally,reallyfun!
She’sactuallyverysweetandweusedtobeveryclose.
Monica:
Waitaminute,sheisn’t…She’snottheonewhoyou…
(excitedly)Whoyouwhat?
Whoyouwhat?
(ToMonica)Yes.
(excitedly)Wow?
Wowwhat?
Whoyou—what?
It’snotabigdeal!
(ToJoey)Theywerelovers.
What?
Noweweren’t!
Itwasnothing!
Itwasonenight,senioryearwewenttoaparty,hadalotofsangriaandy’know,endedup…kissingforabit.
Sothat’stwoofmywives.
OpeningCredits
MonicaandChandler'
s,MonicaisworkingontheseatingchartwhileChandlerlooksonandRachelreads.]
(tellingChandlertheseatingarrangement)Okaysothisiswherethebandis.(Points.)Andthisiswherethebaris.(Points)Andallthesepinshavepeople’snamesonthem.(Shehaspinstoshowtheseatingateachofthetables.)AndRach,hereyouare.(PointstoRachel’splace.)
Ohwow.Whydon’twejusttakeme(Grabsherpin)andputmewithaManhattaninmyhand,talkingtothecutebartender.(Putsherpinatthebarandlaughs.Monicajustglaresather.)Thesepinsaren’tforplayingarethey?
(ToChandler)Okay,theredonesaremyguestsandtheblueonesareyours.
Chandler:
Thisissosad.Imean,Ionlyhaveliketenpins.
Chandler,relaxit’snotacontest.(ToRachel)Certainlynotacloseone.
(entering)Hello!
HeyRach.(Staresather.)
Stoppicturingit!
Okay,Ithinkthat’sit.Theseatingchartisdone.Thisisourwedding.Theyalllooklikethey’rehavingfundon’tthey?
Hey,sowherearemyparentsgonnabe?
Oh!
(Getsup)Let’ssee,well…ifthisistheweddinghallthenumm(Walksaway)you’reparentswillbeathomeinQueens.
Whatthey’renotinvited?
Ohno,that’sterrible!
They’regonnabecrushed!
Whywouldtheythinkthey’reinvited?
(lookingaround)Yougotme.Idon’t…
Joey!
Well,I’msorry.Ithoughtparentswerecoming!
Y’know?
Yourparentsarecomin’!
Chandler’sparentsarecomin’!
Ross’sparentsarecomin’!
Ross’sparentsaremyparents!
Well-well—see?
Parentsarecomin’!
Y’knowIthinkweshouldinvitethem.
Ohplease,youjustwantmorebluepins.
Wellthisisjustsad!
Allright,allright.MaybeIcanfittheminifIjustdosomerearranging.Butuh,Rachelmayactuallyhavetositatthebar!
Thatisnotaproblem.
(leaningdowntoher)Maybeyou’llorderalittlesangria?
Oh,getoutofhere!
(Jumpsbackandwalksaway.)
RalphLauren,RachelisshowingChandlertheselectionoftuxedos.]
(motioningtoarack)Sonow,theseareallthetuxedosthatwemakeandifthere’sanythingthatyoulike,wecanmakeyouadeal.Anythingatall.(Grabsafew)ButthesearethethreethatMonicapre-approved.
Well,thanksalotforhookin’meupRach.IwantyoutoknowthatIwantyoutoattendourweddingasmyguest.
I’mMonica’smaidofhonor.Okay?
Don’ttrytobluepinme!
(seesanotherrack)Well,what’sthedealwiththese?
These-theselooknice.
Ohtheyarenice.We-wecustom-maketuxedosforcelebritiesandthenwhenthey’redonewiththemtheyjustsend‘emback.
Youmeanlikeforawardshows?
Someofthem.
Youmeanthesetuxeshavebeendowntheredcarpetwithpeopleyelling,"
Youareyouwearing?
Youlookfabulous!
"
Honey,mightIsuggestwatchingalittlemoreESPNandalittlelessE!
?
Okay,whoworethose?
(Pointstothetuxedos.)
Umm,welllet’sseeuh,thisoneisTomBrokaw.
Notbad.
(readingatag)ThisoneisuhPaulO’Neil.
Who’sthat?
HeplaysfortheYankees.Seriously,ESPN!
Justonceandawhile,haveitoninthebackground.(ChandlernodsandRachelgrabsanothertux)Ooh,thisonewasPierceBrosnan!
PierceBrosnan?
Uh-huh.
Areyouserious?
Yeah.
007?
ThisisJamesBond’stux?
Oh,IhavetogetmarriedinJamesBond’stux!
It’saprettycooltux.
Oh,it’snotjustthat,IwouldbeEngland’smostpowerfulweapon.Jetsettingheartbreakeronhermajesty’ssecretservice.Amanwhofearsnoone;
withalicensetokill.(Worried.)WouldMonicaletmewearthis?
JoeyandRachel'
s,JoeyandPhoebearemovingchesspiecesaroundontheboardandhittingthetimeratrandom.]
Weshouldreallylearnhowtoplaytherealway.(Movesanotherpiece.)
Phoebe:
Ilikeourway.Oh!
(GrabsapieceandjumpsabunchofJoey’slikeinCheckers.)Chess!
Nicemove.
(entering)Hey!
SoJoeyIjusthookedRossandChandlerupwithsometuxedosforthewedding,doyouneedone?
No,I’mperformingtheceremony.I’mnotwearingatux.
Well,whatareyougoingtowear?
Multi-coloredrobes!
Ooh,andmaybeahat.
Huh.DoesMonicaknowaboutthis?
Idon’tthinkso.
CanIpleasebetherewhenyoutellher?
(Joeynodsyes.)
Heyoh,Rachwait!
Doyouwanttogotoamovietonight?
Oh,y’knowwhat?
Ican’t.IhavetohavedinnerwiththatMelissagirl.
(excitedly)CanIcome?
Iwon’teventalk!
You’lljusthearthenoisefrommyvideocamera.
Whatisthis?
What’sgoingon?
Ohgood!
CanItellher?
Well,doyouwanttohearwhatactuallyhappenedorJoey’slewdversion?
Joey’s!
Okay…
Hey,comeon!
IhadthisfriendfromcollegeandImadethestupidmistakeoftellingJoeythatonetime…sheandIy’know…kissedalittlebit.
(laughs)Yeah,I’msurethathappened.
It-itdid!
Sure!
Hey.(Laughsthenseriously)Ithappened!
Yeah,itwassenioryearincollege.ItwasaftertheSigmaChiluauandMelissaandIgotverydrunk!
Andweendedupkissing!
Forseveralminutes!
(ToJoey)Whichmeansshehadacouplespritzersandaquickpeckonthecheek.
Whyareyoutakingthisawayfromme?
Yeah,whyisitsohardforyoutobelieve?
Ijust—Ididn’tknowthatyouarealesbian.(Joeysmilesandnodslewdly.)
I’mnotsayingthatI’malesbian!
I’mjustsayingthatthishappened!
Okay,itjustseemsprettywildandyou’reso—y’knowso…vanilla.
(shocked)Vanilla?
I’mnotvanilla!
I’vedonelotsofcrazythings!
ImeanIgot-IgotdrunkandmarriedinVegas!
ToRoss.
Allright,y’knowwhat?
Ifyoudon’twanttobelievemeaboutthis,whydon’tyoujustcomewithmetodinnertonightandshewilltellyou.
Allright!
Yeah!
‘CauseIjustcan’tpictureit.
Oh-ho,youshouldgetinsidemyhead.
CentralPerk,ChandlerisonthecouchreadingasRossenterscarryingagarmentbag.]
GuesswhatIgotforyourwedding!
(Holdinguphisgarmentbag.)
Afreakishthindatewithahangerforherhead?
No.Rachelhookedmeupwithatux!
Butnotjustanytux,Batman’stux!
That’sright!
MadeexpresslyforValKilmerandwornbyhiminthehitfilm…thatBatmanfilmhewasin.
Youcan’twearthat!
I’mwearingthef