《三个和尚》英文话剧Word格式.docx
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Iamsobored.or:
Iamsobored,Icould…scream（orwhateverwordyouchoosewhichfitsinwithChineseexpressions.However,Ialsolikeboring,boring,boring-saidthreetimes.）.Wa!
thereissuchatree!
Let’spulloutthetreetomakethingsmoreinteresting.（Whoa!
Lookoverthere!
Atthattree!
Let’spullitup（yankitout?
）toliventhingsupabit/toseewhathappens.）（Howaboutyankingitouttoseewhathappens?
）
（鲁智深撸起袖子，啐了两口，随着一声吼叫，树被拔起）
（举牌）
唐
Excellent，wonderful，perfect！
！
Youdon’tknowhowmuchIappreciateyou!
（Wordscannotexpressmygratitude!
?
）Givemeyousignature,please,please,please!
!
（Justsignrighthere,please.?
济
ha!
ha!
（Well,hello,hello,?
）BrotherLu!
（济公跑上台拥抱鲁智深）
Longtimenosee!
Wow!
Excellent!
Wonderful!
Perfect!
It’smyI’mhonoredtomeetsomanyfamousmenhere.Signatures!
YoumustbeTensing!
Onceonebecomesfamous,everyonewillknowshimabsolutely
（Aside）
Onceyoubecomefamous,everyoneknowsyou/whoyouare.?
Tooboring,tooboring!
Howannoying…
（唐僧正说着，鲁与济相互使眼色，逃开了）
（说完，发现俩人不在了，惊讶状）
（朝台下的观众说）Wherearethe（other?
）twoguys?
（说完，匆忙下场）
（灯光暗）.（or:
Wherearetheothertwo?
第二话（窘境）ACTII
AnAwkwardSituation
（Inthetemple）
旁白Narrator
Thethreeguysbegintoliveinthetemple.Duetothepreviouscarefromtang’sthree徒弟,heissopooratwork,Jigongisidle,usedtoeatingotherpeople'
s（I’msorry,butIdon’tunderstandthissentence.）.Don’t（even?
）mentionLuZhishen-heiswasjustborntopullout（up?
）trees.Finally,Well…oneday,abig（major?
）problemappeared,thewaterisnotenough.arises:
thereisnotenoughwaterButand,worse,noonewantstogofetchwater.some.Until……
（一只老鼠出来，饿死在了舞台上）
Ihavealongtimewhenthereisnoinstantnoodles（It’sbeensolongsinceI’vehadinstantnoodles.?
）,afivekmrun,withoutanythingtoeat,howcouldIsurvivethisday?
（HowwillIevermakeitthroughthedaywithafivekmrunandnothingtoeat.?
WhenIgetgooutbeggingforfood,dressmustbeinplaceIneedtolookmybest（patsandsmoothsouthisclothing）…butIdonothaven’twashedmyselftheseindays（sighsand,therefore,isabletovisiblysmellhisbreath）.…ugh…mybreath!
Whoops,lookatmybadbreath."
（济公吐了口气，被自己的口臭给熏倒了）
唐
Yousee,becauseoflackofwater,Becausewehavenowater!
youtwothefacesarebecomingmoreandmorethick.Justlookatyourselves:
everyday,yourfacesgetdirtieranddirtier.Luckilyforme,however,Ihavethis!
...（pullsoutatube/bottle）cleanclear!
Ifyouhaveusedit,yourskinwillbejustasmine!
（Andifyouuseit,yourskinwillbeasbeautifulasmine!
/andifyouhadusedit,yourskinwouldbeasbeautifulasmine.）Nowrinkles,noaging…nodirt…justlikeme!
well…ok…seriouslyalready.Ok,guys~~~we’dbetterfindsomewaytos……（手势。
三人脑袋聚在一起）
Igotit!
Isee！
“（坏笑）
第三话（骗水）ActIII
StealingWater
（Countryside?
Mountain?
Thefootofahill?
）
（两尼姑抬水上台，跳舞后，唐僧文质彬彬走上台，三人相互施礼）
Well…hello,beautieslovelyladies!
Haveyougonetofetchwater?
乙
Yeah.（or:
Yes…wehave.）Youlooksohappy.Whathappenedtoyou?
Whyareyousohappy?
Finalexamis（examsare…?
）over!
OritcanbereallyTerrible（I’mnotsureIunderstandwhatyouwanttosayhere.Isit:
they（exams）canbesooooostressful.?
）.
甲
Yes,高数istoodifficult（again,Idon’tunderstand.Isit:
it’shardtogetagoodscore/mark.Iknow!
?
）,Ialmosthavediedinthetalltree!
（Idon’tunderstandtheconnectionorthissentence.）
唐
Howcouldthathappen（Whathappened?
）?
Asweallknowyournunneryconventhasalwaysbeen（or:
isknown）knownforscience!
AsIrememberrecall,youhaveownedthetookfirstplaceinthecompetition数模againstNUDTtemple.
窗体底端
Thankyouverymuch!
Ah（Bytheway?
）,haveyouworkedoutthe（anyofthose?
）additionalquestionsproblems?
甲,乙
Alas,Unfortunately,no.Howaboutyou?
Reallyashamed（tosay“no”?
Idon’tunderstandthepurposeofthisphraseorperhapsjustthemeaning..）,（but,）Rulaiwasjusthavetalkingaboutsimilarkindsofquestionsproblems.
wow!
Seriously?
JustShowushowtoworkoutsolvethem!
problem!
Well,justlikethis.……look.
（鲁济两人把水悄悄地抬走了）
（尼姑花颜失色。
四处找水）
Whereisdidallthewatergo?
Yeah…maybeperhapsprobablyEvaporated?
Buthowcouldtheanentirebarrelofwaterdisappear?
Whoknows?
（与此同时，俩人在旁边把水喝光，桶被扔到了一边）
（唐僧骗完水后，发现了被喝光的水，破口大骂）
I’mamonk.Ishouldnotswear.ButIcouldn’tcan’tstanditanylonger.LookatthatuselessShaseng.Heshouldpublishhisdairy.Bymyfame,itbecomesabigseller（Icouldmakeitabestseller?
）.AndInstead,Iamlaughedatbythetwomonks！
Mylifeissosuffering!
!
（Mylifeisjustonedisappointmentafteranother?
（找一段苦情的地方戏，例如苏三起解之类的）
第四幕（抢水）
（两个尼姑想前一幕中一样走出来抬水到舞台，鲁济很流氓气地跳到舞台上）
（坏笑着走进）Hello,beautiesbeautifulladies!
.Haveyougonetofetchwater?
甲乙
（惊慌失措）Oh,whatareyougoingtodo？
（I’mnotcertainIunderstand.Perhaps:
Maybe…Why?
or:
Why?
Whatareyoudoing?
Ha！
Arethenuns（尼姑）becomingstupid？
We’rerobbingofstealing（their?
）water!
Isthatclear?
Isn’tthatobvious?
Ha!
Ha!
Water?
Whatwater?
鲁济
Wearecoming!
Hereweare!
（or:
Herewecome）Oh!
What’sthat?
（惊讶的望向跳到台上的太监）
（音乐响起）
Sinceyouaskwithsuchsincerity…sincerelyaskaquestion
太监
ThenIwouldwilltellyouwithgreatmercy（Why“mercy”?
Inordertopreventthelossofwater…
Inordertosafeguardthepurityofthewater…
Carryouttheevilofloveandtrue（I’msorry,butIdon’tunderstandthissentence.）
Cuteandcharmingcharacters…
me!
us!
Freedom（Whatdoesthismean?
）,withabrightfutureaheadofus
meow~~~~~~~
（全场定格）
旁白
Eunuch（太监），ishidinginthenunnery（尼姑庵）conventastogetridthePalaceofthewarfarein.HepraystotheBuddha（佛）foranopportunitytopaythenunsback.（Thesesentencesneedabitofclarity.）
Theopportunityisrighthere!
Today！
（定格结束）
Don’tpokeyournoseinmybusiness,youdamnEunuch!
Noway！
Gettingwaterundermyeyes（Whatdoesthismean?
Areyoukidding?
Justshowmewhatyoucando~（Idon’tunderstandthissequence.）
Letmehaveatry!
（济公之歌）
太
Ha，isthatall？
Well,well,…it’ssoridiculous.OhmyIhaveastomachache!
I’msodisappointedwithinyou，boy.~HowmanytimeshaveItoldyouthatbasicphysicaltrainingisimportant!
（对着济公说）
OpenyoureyesandseewhatIcando.
（鲁绕场一圈，很强势的又拔到一棵柳树，得意的对大家笑）
（笑）Nothing,nothingatall!
啦ButifyousticktodoingjustthreeOneHundredseverynight,youcanwillbeasstrongasIam!
~（笑，各种秀肌肉。
。
（众人一起挥手，同说切…，最后一同转身背向观众）
（灰头土脸的）Well,well,thenlet’sseewhatthisweak,disabled,ugly,stupidand,stilloncemore,stupideunuchcanshowus.
（众人一同转身面向观众好奇的）
（太监扭扭捏捏走上前来，秀了壹个大大的兰花指）
（众人呕吐）
第五幕（happyending）
Ladiesand乡亲们，thereisnotanydropofwaterinatNUDT！
NomoreNotone!
（慷慨激昂的，可怜的，快要哭了Howcanwebuildastrongbodieswithoutwater?
Andhowcanwepassthe5-kilometerrunninginthefinaltest（andhowcanweaccomplish:
Aside:
nottomention50push-ups）withoutastrongbodies?
Oh,Iseemtoseemybrightfuturefallingapartrightbeforemyeyes!
Somebodyhelpme!
（台下的人擦泪）
（这时太监抓住了济公，拉上台去）
Ladiesand乡亲们compatriots,thesebadeggsguysarepretendingtobepoor,unfortunateguysyoungmen;
theyaresellingtheirtearsforwater.（or:
tryingtobuywaterwiththeirtears.）Andtheyareevenshamelessenoughtorobstealwaterfromthenunnery.aconvent!
SeeLookattheseweak,disabled,ugly,stupidand,stilloncemore,stupidmonks!
（慷慨激昂，义愤填膺的）。
Shameless，shameless！
（喷壶状）
（大家此时分成两队：
尼姑一伙，和尚们一伙，大家吵闹起来）
（音乐响起，佛祖闪亮登场，大家酷酷的跟在佛祖后面，佛祖走到前台，他人从背后出来，亮相）
如来
I’mso,so…sodisappointedwithinyou.（拍打三个和尚的脑袋）Isentyouherefortraining（tostudy?
），notfortostealingwater.Howcouldwillyouliveuptothe当代僧人核心价值观essentialrequirementsofamodern-daymonk?
Howcanwillyoutakecareofyourselveswhenstepintothesocietyaftergraduation?
（拧唐僧的耳朵）（背对尼姑们，小声的对唐僧们说）（如来，边咳边转身，尴尬的）
Asithasbeen（Idon’tunderstandthisphrase.）,Intheconsiderationviewofbuildingapeacefulsociety,Igiveyouamapthisblueprint.（亮出图纸）（大家凑上去然后散开）YoucanFollowtheseinstructionstobuildawatertoweraccordingtothismapandfreefromgettingwaterdownthehill（Idon’tcompletelyunderstandthisphrase.）andyouwillnolongerneedtolugwaterdownthehill.?
）（和尚们们欢呼雀跃，尼姑们如释重负）But，Thereisonecaveat:
tomakeupforthemistakeyouhavemade（Doesthisrefertostealingwateroristheremore
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