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Iamsobored.or:
Iamsobored,Icould…scream(orwhateverwordyouchoosewhichfitsinwithChineseexpressions.However,Ialsolikeboring,boring,boring-saidthreetimes.).Wa!
thereissuchatree!
Let’spulloutthetreetomakethingsmoreinteresting.(Whoa!
Lookoverthere!
Atthattree!
Let’spullitup(yankitout?
)toliventhingsupabit/toseewhathappens.)(Howaboutyankingitouttoseewhathappens?
)
(鲁智深撸起袖子,啐了两口,随着一声吼叫,树被拔起)
(举牌)
唐
Excellent,wonderful,perfect!
!
Youdon’tknowhowmuchIappreciateyou!
(Wordscannotexpressmygratitude!
?
)Givemeyousignature,please,please,please!
!
(Justsignrighthere,please.?
济
ha!
ha!
(Well,hello,hello,?
)BrotherLu!
(济公跑上台拥抱鲁智深)
Longtimenosee!
Wow!
Excellent!
Wonderful!
Perfect!
It’smyI’mhonoredtomeetsomanyfamousmenhere.Signatures!
YoumustbeTensing!
Onceonebecomesfamous,everyonewillknowshimabsolutely
(Aside)
Onceyoubecomefamous,everyoneknowsyou/whoyouare.?
Tooboring,tooboring!
Howannoying…
(唐僧正说着,鲁与济相互使眼色,逃开了)
(说完,发现俩人不在了,惊讶状)
(朝台下的观众说)Wherearethe(other?
)twoguys?
(说完,匆忙下场)
(灯光暗).(or:
Wherearetheothertwo?
第二话(窘境)ACTII
AnAwkwardSituation
(Inthetemple)
旁白Narrator
Thethreeguysbegintoliveinthetemple.Duetothepreviouscarefromtang’sthree徒弟,heissopooratwork,Jigongisidle,usedtoeatingotherpeople'
s(I’msorry,butIdon’tunderstandthissentence.).Don’t(even?
)mentionLuZhishen-heiswasjustborntopullout(up?
)trees.Finally,Well…oneday,abig(major?
)problemappeared,thewaterisnotenough.arises:
thereisnotenoughwaterButand,worse,noonewantstogofetchwater.some.Until……
(一只老鼠出来,饿死在了舞台上)
Ihavealongtimewhenthereisnoinstantnoodles(It’sbeensolongsinceI’vehadinstantnoodles.?
),afivekmrun,withoutanythingtoeat,howcouldIsurvivethisday?
(HowwillIevermakeitthroughthedaywithafivekmrunandnothingtoeat.?
WhenIgetgooutbeggingforfood,dressmustbeinplaceIneedtolookmybest(patsandsmoothsouthisclothing)…butIdonothaven’twashedmyselftheseindays(sighsand,therefore,isabletovisiblysmellhisbreath).…ugh…mybreath!
Whoops,lookatmybadbreath."
(济公吐了口气,被自己的口臭给熏倒了)
唐
Yousee,becauseoflackofwater,Becausewehavenowater!
youtwothefacesarebecomingmoreandmorethick.Justlookatyourselves:
everyday,yourfacesgetdirtieranddirtier.Luckilyforme,however,Ihavethis!
...(pullsoutatube/bottle)cleanclear!
Ifyouhaveusedit,yourskinwillbejustasmine!
(Andifyouuseit,yourskinwillbeasbeautifulasmine!
/andifyouhadusedit,yourskinwouldbeasbeautifulasmine.)Nowrinkles,noaging…nodirt…justlikeme!
well…ok…seriouslyalready.Ok,guys~~~we’dbetterfindsomewaytos……(手势。
三人脑袋聚在一起)
Igotit!
Isee!
“(坏笑)
第三话(骗水)ActIII
StealingWater
(Countryside?
Mountain?
Thefootofahill?
)
(两尼姑抬水上台,跳舞后,唐僧文质彬彬走上台,三人相互施礼)
Well…hello,beautieslovelyladies!
Haveyougonetofetchwater?
乙
Yeah.(or:
Yes…wehave.)Youlooksohappy.Whathappenedtoyou?
Whyareyousohappy?
Finalexamis(examsare…?
)over!
OritcanbereallyTerrible(I’mnotsureIunderstandwhatyouwanttosayhere.Isit:
they(exams)canbesooooostressful.?
).
甲
Yes,高数istoodifficult(again,Idon’tunderstand.Isit:
it’shardtogetagoodscore/mark.Iknow!
?
),Ialmosthavediedinthetalltree!
(Idon’tunderstandtheconnectionorthissentence.)
唐
Howcouldthathappen(Whathappened?
)?
Asweallknowyournunneryconventhasalwaysbeen(or:
isknown)knownforscience!
AsIrememberrecall,youhaveownedthetookfirstplaceinthecompetition数模againstNUDTtemple.
窗体底端
Thankyouverymuch!
Ah(Bytheway?
),haveyouworkedoutthe(anyofthose?
)additionalquestionsproblems?
甲,乙
Alas,Unfortunately,no.Howaboutyou?
Reallyashamed(tosay“no”?
Idon’tunderstandthepurposeofthisphraseorperhapsjustthemeaning..),(but,)Rulaiwasjusthavetalkingaboutsimilarkindsofquestionsproblems.
wow!
Seriously?
JustShowushowtoworkoutsolvethem!
problem!
Well,justlikethis.……look.
(鲁济两人把水悄悄地抬走了)
(尼姑花颜失色。
四处找水)
Whereisdidallthewatergo?
Yeah…maybeperhapsprobablyEvaporated?
Buthowcouldtheanentirebarrelofwaterdisappear?
Whoknows?
(与此同时,俩人在旁边把水喝光,桶被扔到了一边)
(唐僧骗完水后,发现了被喝光的水,破口大骂)
I’mamonk.Ishouldnotswear.ButIcouldn’tcan’tstanditanylonger.LookatthatuselessShaseng.Heshouldpublishhisdairy.Bymyfame,itbecomesabigseller(Icouldmakeitabestseller?
).AndInstead,Iamlaughedatbythetwomonks!
Mylifeissosuffering!
!
(Mylifeisjustonedisappointmentafteranother?
(找一段苦情的地方戏,例如苏三起解之类的)
第四幕(抢水)
(两个尼姑想前一幕中一样走出来抬水到舞台,鲁济很流氓气地跳到舞台上)
(坏笑着走进)Hello,beautiesbeautifulladies!
.Haveyougonetofetchwater?
甲乙
(惊慌失措)Oh,whatareyougoingtodo?
(I’mnotcertainIunderstand.Perhaps:
Maybe…Why?
or:
Why?
Whatareyoudoing?
Ha!
Arethenuns(尼姑)becomingstupid?
We’rerobbingofstealing(their?
)water!
Isthatclear?
Isn’tthatobvious?
Ha!
Ha!
Water?
Whatwater?
鲁济
Wearecoming!
Hereweare!
(or:
Herewecome)Oh!
What’sthat?
(惊讶的望向跳到台上的太监)
(音乐响起)
Sinceyouaskwithsuchsincerity…sincerelyaskaquestion
太监
ThenIwouldwilltellyouwithgreatmercy(Why“mercy”?
Inordertopreventthelossofwater…
Inordertosafeguardthepurityofthewater…
Carryouttheevilofloveandtrue(I’msorry,butIdon’tunderstandthissentence.)
Cuteandcharmingcharacters…
me!
us!
Freedom(Whatdoesthismean?
),withabrightfutureaheadofus
meow~~~~~~~
(全场定格)
旁白
Eunuch(太监),ishidinginthenunnery(尼姑庵)conventastogetridthePalaceofthewarfarein.HepraystotheBuddha(佛)foranopportunitytopaythenunsback.(Thesesentencesneedabitofclarity.)
Theopportunityisrighthere!
Today!
(定格结束)
Don’tpokeyournoseinmybusiness,youdamnEunuch!
Noway!
Gettingwaterundermyeyes(Whatdoesthismean?
Areyoukidding?
Justshowmewhatyoucando~(Idon’tunderstandthissequence.)
Letmehaveatry!
(济公之歌)
太
Ha,isthatall?
Well,well,…it’ssoridiculous.OhmyIhaveastomachache!
I’msodisappointedwithinyou,boy.~HowmanytimeshaveItoldyouthatbasicphysicaltrainingisimportant!
(对着济公说)
OpenyoureyesandseewhatIcando.
(鲁绕场一圈,很强势的又拔到一棵柳树,得意的对大家笑)
(笑)Nothing,nothingatall!
啦ButifyousticktodoingjustthreeOneHundredseverynight,youcanwillbeasstrongasIam!
~(笑,各种秀肌肉。
。
(众人一起挥手,同说切…,最后一同转身背向观众)
(灰头土脸的)Well,well,thenlet’sseewhatthisweak,disabled,ugly,stupidand,stilloncemore,stupideunuchcanshowus.
(众人一同转身面向观众好奇的)
(太监扭扭捏捏走上前来,秀了壹个大大的兰花指)
(众人呕吐)
第五幕(happyending)
Ladiesand乡亲们,thereisnotanydropofwaterinatNUDT!
NomoreNotone!
(慷慨激昂的,可怜的,快要哭了Howcanwebuildastrongbodieswithoutwater?
Andhowcanwepassthe5-kilometerrunninginthefinaltest(andhowcanweaccomplish:
Aside:
nottomention50push-ups)withoutastrongbodies?
Oh,Iseemtoseemybrightfuturefallingapartrightbeforemyeyes!
Somebodyhelpme!
(台下的人擦泪)
(这时太监抓住了济公,拉上台去)
Ladiesand乡亲们compatriots,thesebadeggsguysarepretendingtobepoor,unfortunateguysyoungmen;
theyaresellingtheirtearsforwater.(or:
tryingtobuywaterwiththeirtears.)Andtheyareevenshamelessenoughtorobstealwaterfromthenunnery.aconvent!
SeeLookattheseweak,disabled,ugly,stupidand,stilloncemore,stupidmonks!
(慷慨激昂,义愤填膺的)。
Shameless,shameless!
(喷壶状)
(大家此时分成两队:
尼姑一伙,和尚们一伙,大家吵闹起来)
(音乐响起,佛祖闪亮登场,大家酷酷的跟在佛祖后面,佛祖走到前台,他人从背后出来,亮相)
如来
I’mso,so…sodisappointedwithinyou.(拍打三个和尚的脑袋)Isentyouherefortraining(tostudy?
),notfortostealingwater.Howcouldwillyouliveuptothe当代僧人核心价值观essentialrequirementsofamodern-daymonk?
Howcanwillyoutakecareofyourselveswhenstepintothesocietyaftergraduation?
(拧唐僧的耳朵)(背对尼姑们,小声的对唐僧们说)(如来,边咳边转身,尴尬的)
Asithasbeen(Idon’tunderstandthisphrase.),Intheconsiderationviewofbuildingapeacefulsociety,Igiveyouamapthisblueprint.(亮出图纸)(大家凑上去然后散开)YoucanFollowtheseinstructionstobuildawatertoweraccordingtothismapandfreefromgettingwaterdownthehill(Idon’tcompletelyunderstandthisphrase.)andyouwillnolongerneedtolugwaterdownthehill.?
)(和尚们们欢呼雀跃,尼姑们如释重负)But,Thereisonecaveat:
tomakeupforthemistakeyouhavemade(Doesthisrefertostealingwateroristheremore