尼克胡哲英语演讲稿Word下载.docx

尼克胡哲英语演讲稿Word下载.docx

《尼克胡哲英语演讲稿Word下载.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《尼克胡哲英语演讲稿Word下载.docx（7页珍藏版）》请在冰豆网上搜索。

Yeah.

　　Ohsweet,nicetoseeyou.

　　MynameisNickVujicicandit’sapleasuretobewithyou.

　　Ihaveawheelchairoverthere.

　　It’smyBMW7series.

　　Iamgonnatakeitto“pickmyride”（好似是电视节目）andgetsomespinningringsonit.

　　andthe.

　　.

　　Youknowthosefull-pickedcarsyouknowwithhydraulicstuff,youknowhowthey’redownsandaroundstuff.

　　Iwannagivemywheelchairdownstuff.

　　（1:

55）（这一段他真的很乐观）。

why?

IfIcancrosstheroadandgobangbangbang!

（他的动作也很搞笑下面的学生也都笑了）。

It’sreallycooltodrivethatthingaroundthatIhavenoarmsandnolegsandIwasactuallyborninthisway.

　　AndThereisnomedicalreasonwhythesehappen.

　　SoIhavenolimbs,butIhavealittlechickendrumstick.

　　Andwecallthischickendrumstick,becausefirstofallitlookslikeoneandsecondofallsometimesmydogthinksit’sone.

　　AndItellyoumansofunnyitesuptostartbitingonthat.

　　Ipush（象声词，很幽默）himintheheadacoupleoftimes.

　　It’snuts,man.

　　（底下的学生又笑了，看来他真的可以和孩子打成一片）。

It’ssocoolman.

　　IlovetoswimaswellandIactuallyfloatlikealifejacket.

　　IfloatuprightlikethisandIhavemylittlemotordownhere,andIgo‘bow-’thisright.

　　Andit’ssofunnywhenpeopleseemeforthefirsttime.

　　It’ssocoolyou’rekidsfreakedoutyouknowhowtosay?

Itellyouthislittleboycameuptomeandhegoes“whathappened?

”（呵呵语调很搞怪真的很开朗）andIwentuptohim,andIgoes:

”cigarettes!

”.

　　（在逗小孩玩的时候还不忘进展‘吸烟有害安康的教育‘）andtherewasonegirlwhosawmeandshegoes“mummy!

Look,it’sanalien!

”（学惊慌失措的女生学的很像，呵呵，很有表演天赋）SoIwentuptoherandIwent:

”ah~~”sheislikeah~~.

　　Iranafterherandsaid:

”Iamgonnaeatyou!

”（哈哈，他奔跑的动作很搞笑）Youknow，Freakherout!

Sowithmylittlefoothere,Icanalsowrite.

　　Thisismypenhere.

　　IcanactuallywriteandtypewithmyfootbutIlearnhowtodrawandallthisalotthings.

　　That’sprettycool.

　　Ilearnhowtotype43wordsinaminuteonthenormalputer.

　　Soit’slikeheeling-toeheeling-toebinationandIamlearningsignlanguagewithmyfootI‘mmalearnitready?

Peace（为什么我会想到piss，呵呵）.

　　Isthatcool?

Verycool.

　　Anyway,wegonnahavesomefuntoday.

　　AndIjustgonnatellyouthefunnystoryofall.

　　It’ssofunny.

　　Iwasinacaroneday.

　　Whenyouseemefromtheoutsideofthecar,youhavenoideathatIhavenoarmsandnolegsright?

Youjustseemygorgeousface.

　　（呵呵其实他长的算是帅的）whenthetrafficlightsoneday,andthiscaresupnexttous.

　　AndthisgirllookedatmeandIamlike:

”cool!

Let’shavesomefunhere.

　　”IknowthatshehasnocluethatIhavenolimbssoIlookedather,Igrabbedtheseatbeltinmymouthandlooseitlikethisanddiditinthecarseat,Ijustdidthis（亏他想的出来这种招数，佩服!

拥有童心。

呵呵）andshewaslike，shewaslike“youfreakmeoutman!

”It’sverycool.

　　Anyway,Ihaveacoupleofthingstoshowyou.

　　Iplaydrums.

　　Doyoubelieveme?

yeah!

（看来经过之前的搞怪，底下的小学生都肯定认为他是无所不能的人了!

）

　　Iactuallyplaydrums;

Igetthedrumstickinmyteeth.

　　Iamjustjoking.

　　LookIhavedrummachineuphereandwejustgonna.

　　Sowhatitis?

Basicallyit’sapadright?

Inthislike16buttonsandsoeachbuttonrepresentsasoundright?

SoIamnotpressingplayeroranythinglikethat.

　　Youseemyfoot?

Allright,it’slikeserious.

　　（强悍，solo时间）

　　Doyoulikethat?

（大家长时间的鼓掌）

　　Sothat’ssortofmorelikeyourrocking,youknow,sortofpop.

　　Whatever,butthenyougotahah.

　　CanIhavesomemorevolume?

Pleasegivemesome.

　　***（难道是juice?

）rightherewego.

　　SoIt’slike.

ThatwouldbeverycoolifIcangetthisonmywheelchairandplaywhileIamdriving?

AndIgetsome“tech””onlineherewego….

　　1,2,3,4

　　（又是一段强悍的solo）

　　Heyguys,doyoulikethat?

　　Beautiful.

　　SoIhaveatennisballhere.

　　IjustwanttoshowyouhowfarIcankickthisthing.

　　Andalotofpeoplearelikefreakedout,youknow,howcanyoudothat!

AndIjustwanttoshowyou.

　　It’sveryverycool.

　　CanIhaveavolunteerpleasetocatchtheballforme?

Ahlet’ssee,let’ssee,let’ssee,sure,Iwillgetyou.

　　Howareyoudoing?

Yes,you,myfingerpointatyou.

　　Standup.

Beautiful.

　　What’syourname?

　　Student:

Jack.

　　Wasit?

　　Jack:

　　Jack,nicetomeettoyoutoday.

　　NowcanIgetyoutodomeafavor?

Andprobablyjustgoupthatway,seemyfingerpointthatway?

Upthatwayalittlebit.

　　Canyouguysmakealittlebitpathforhimtogointhepathalittlebit?

Beautiful,nowjustfacemeJack.

　　NowIjustwanttoshoweverybodyhowfarIcanactuallybootthisthing.

　　IamabigfantoDavidBeckham.

　　IloveDavidBeckham.

　　Ilovehowhecurvesthatball.

　　SoIampracticingthisthing.

　　YouknowwhatImean?

Justmoveback,keepmovingback,keeponbackback……keeponbackbackIamjoking,Ican’tgivethatfar.

　　Comeforward.

　　It’sallgood.

　　Iwasjustjoking.

　　Right,thereisgood.

　　Nowthat’saprettybigkicksoIamgonnatakealittlebitofrun-uphere.

　　OhIthinkit’ssogood.

　　（呵呵，又一次耍了底下的学生）IjustwanttoseeifIcangetyouscaredalittlebit.

　　Allright.

　　Herewego.

　　Areyoureadyrightnowwhenyougetthisball,don’tthrowitbackbecauseIcan’tcatch,doyouunderstandme?

Areyouready?

Herewego,whenyougetthisballjusteuphereonthestage.

　　Isthatcool,Ready,1,2.

　　（又一次强悍的表演）.

　　Lookatthat…Jumpupright,onthisside.

　　Beautiful,nowJack,haveyouhadagooddaytoday?

‘Yeah.

　　’’Thanksgood,Iwillgetyoutoholdtheballforme.

　　（把球扔到台下）Wait…Ihaven’tdonewithyouyetright?

Allright，youjustStandhere，facethecrowd.

　　Soanythingnewhappenedinyoulifetoday?

School,outschool,boring,learnanything?

No.

　　Isschoolortheresomethingcool?

didyouhomework?

　　Allright,herewego.

　　Ijustwanttoberealwithyou.

　　There’sacoolgameIwannaplaywithyou.

　　That’scool.

　　Iamgonnagetyourrighthandonthetable.

　　Allrightthat’sacoolring.

　　Igonnagivemeatoering.

OnedayIamgonnagivemeaswisswatchtoo.

　　Anyway,justputthewholehandonhere.

　　Beautiful,now,whatwegonnado,wegonnaplayagamecalledslapers.

　　Ok?

NowIdon’tknowifyouknowthisgame.

　　Basically,Iamgonnaslapyou,Ok?

andifyou.

　　whenIgolikethis,youshouldmoveawaythisbeforeIgetyou,soit’saracebetweenyourhandandthechickendrumstick.

　　Allright?

Sowhatgonnahappenifyougot5shocks?

Ok?

IfImissoneoutofthe5,youwin.

　　Sothatmakesense?

Youonlybeatmeoncetowin.

　　Areyouready?

Yousaidyouarehavingagooddaytodayyet?

This’sgood.

　　Thisgonnachange.

　　Iamjoking.

Areyouscared?

Youarenotscared.

　　1.

　　sowhenIgolikethis,yougolike?

Exactly.

　　Okyoushouldbequicker.

　　（他的‘小鸡腿’居然那么快!

）it’sNo1.

　　No2.

　　No.

　　3.

　　Imakeiteasierforyou.

　　IevenlookawayandI’llclosemyeyes.

　　Ok,nowishishandstillthere?

Ihavedonethisacoupleoftimes.

　　Youcan’tcheatonit.

　　NowIclosemyeyes.

　　Yourhandthere?

Ishishandthere?

（啊,又输了）Allright.

　　4.

　　Iwillletyouwin,ok?

（居然表演慢动作，囧）Givemeahug,Iloveyou.

　　Givehimapplauseguys.

　　ThankyouverymuchJack.

　　（全场的气氛又一次的被调动了）

　　Ihavegotaphoneuphere.

　　Itisnotmycellphone.

　　It’sanormalphone.

　　Ijustrippeditoutfromthewall.

　　IamgonnashowyouhowIcanactuallyflickthisphoneontomyshoulder.

　　It’sverycool.

　　It’sactuallynotalwaysguaranteedthatitgonnahappenthefirsttime.

　　Sowhathappenswhenyoufail?

Tryagain.

　　Verygood!

Verygood!

Socansomeonegivemeasoundforringingphoneplease.

ding-ling-ling~~.

　　Thankyou,thankyou.

　　Iaming.

　　（哈哈，表演得很投入）ready?

（呵呵，又是对着台下的一阵‘傻笑’）。

Hey,isthatcool?

（台下又是一阵尖叫）Awesome!

　　尼克胡哲英语演讲稿