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Ialreadyhaveone.
Unlesssomeoneborroweditandleftitatthegynecologist.
Yeah,andby"
someone"
shemeansJoey.
IknowwhatIwant!
-Whatwewant,honey.-No,youdon'
twantthis.
Iwantyourgrandmother'
scookierecipe.
Youmeanthechocolatechipcookierecipe?
Theonemygrandmamademeswearonherdeathbed...
thatIwouldneverletoutofourfamily?
Dyingpeoplesaythecraziestthings.
I'
vewanteditforyears.Iwasgonnamakecookiesformychildren.
Breakmyheart.Oh,allright.
llbethemomwhomakestheworld'
sbestchocolatechipcookies.
Ourkidsaregonnabefat,aren'
tthey?
Ahoy!
-How'
stheboat?
-I'
mgettingintothissailingstuff.
Youfinallytookitoutofthemarina?
WhywouldIdothat?
Ittookthreeguystogetthethinginthere.
Ifyoudon'
tsailit,whatdoyoudoonit?
It'
sagreatplacetojustsit...
hangaround,drinkafewbeers,eatsomechips.
sgoodthatyoufinallyhaveaplacetodothat.
Icouldteachyoutosailifyouwant.
-Youcould?
vebeensailingmywholelife.
WhenIwas15,mydadboughtmemyownboat.
-Yourownboat?
-Hewastryingtocheermeup.
Myponywassick.
(中央公园咖啡厅)
-YouknowwhatIwasthinking?
Nothing,Ijustliketogolikethis.
-Whatareyoudoingtonight?
-Doyouhavealecture?
-No,why?
-Then,freeasabird.What'
sup?
Mydadwantstoknowifyouwanttoplayracquetball.
Great!
Dadmustlikeyou!
Hedoesn'
taskjustanyonetoplay.
Hedidn'
taskforyou.Heaskedfor"
Chauncey."
Iassumedhemeantyou.
Didyoucorrecthim?
No,Ithoughtitwouldbemorefunthisway.
Cool!
Maybeyoucoulddothiseveryweek.
Oryoucouldsitontheporch...
andmakesurenoonestealsthetrashcans.
Hedoesthateveryweektoo.
Justsoyouknow,youhavetolethimwin.Hehatestolose.
MaybeI'
llplaywithmylefthand.
You'
renotalefty?
Doesanybodyknowme?
What'
swrong?
Iwenttomyoldapartmenttogetthecookierecipe...
andthatstupidfireburneditup!
No!
Whydidn'
tyoumakeacopyandkeepitinafireproofbox...
andkeepitatleast100yardsawayfromtheoriginal?
BecauseI'
mnormal.
Thatwastheonelegacymygrandmotherleftme.
AndIknowyouwanteditasanengagementpresent.
Wehavetogetyouanengagementpresent?
Don'
tworryaboutit.
Noonegotmeanengagementpresent.
Idon'
thavetherecipe,buthere.
Iwishyouhealthandhappiness.
Anoldcookie?
Thisiswhathappenswhenyoudon'
tregisterforgifts.
Imadeabatchandfrozeit.Thisistheonlyoneleft.
Wecan'
tacceptthis.
Whynot?
Causeit'
sgross.
No,wait.IthinkIcanfigureouttherecipefromthiscookie.
Idothisatworkallthetime.
-Ithinkso!
Okay,Ross,weoweyouapresent.
Two!
I'
vebeenengagedtwice.
Lookatthisclown.
Hethinkshecantakeupthewholeriver.
Getoutoftheway,jackass!
WhonamestheirboatCoastGuard,anyway?
ThatistheCoastGuard.
Whataretheydoinghere?
Thecoastisallthewayoverthere.
Joey,justignoretheboats.
-We'
renotfinishedwithourlesson.-Allright.
mgonnagooverthebasicpointsoncemore.
Comeon,Rach.Igotit,okay?
Iwanttogooverthere...
wherethatboatloadofgirlsis.
Isthatit?
Youwanttogive...
ashouttothehotchicas?
Okay,let'
sdothat,SailorJoe.
Quickquestion,though:
What'
sthiscalled?
-Boatrope?
-Wrong!
Howdoyougetthemainsailup?
Rubit?
No.WhatdoyoudoifIsaywe'
recomingabout?
Isay,"
Comeagain?
"
Iknowthisone.Iknowthisone.
Time'
sup.Nowyou'
redead.
Anddeaf!
Yougoonandmakeyourlittlejokes.
tknowwhatyou'
redoing...
youwilldie.AmIgettingthroughtoyou?
-Yes.-Don'
tjustsayyes.
Thisisn'
tagame.Youcouldgethurtouthere!
Doyouwanttopayattention,ordoyouwanttodie?
Iwanttomakeaship-to-shorecalltoChandler.
-Idefinitelytastenutmeg.-Youdo?
Youdon'
t?
Well,that'
sthedifference...
betweenaprofessionalandalayman.
Thatandarrogance.
Hey.
Hey.Howwassailing?
twanttotalkaboutit.
Youcould'
veatleastsavedmeacookie.
Womenaremean!
Ican'
tbelievethat.
Nowtheonlythingleftofmygrandmother'
slegacyis...
thiscrumb.
Iwishyoualongandhappymarriage.
-Hey.-Howwasit?
Well,Ihadagreattime.
Chaunceyontheotherhand...
Iwilltellthestory.
Itwasgoinggreat.Ilethimwin,wewerebonding...
heevensaidIcouldcallhimDad.
Andwhatdidheaskyounottocallhim?
Daddy."
Look,here'
sthestory.
Wehadjustfinishedplaying,andweweregonnatakeasteam.
Iwalkintotheroom...
andit'
sreallysteamy.
SoItakeoffmyglasses,andthat'
swhenithappened.
Guys?
-Overhere.-Haveaseat,son.
Hey!
-Oh,myGod!
Ican'
tbelieveit.-Iknow.
Yougavemyfatheralapdance.
Whydotheyputsomuchsteaminthere?
Becauseotherwisethey'
dhavetocallitthe"
room"
room.
Why?
Whydidthathavetohappen?
Comeon,it'
snotthatbigadeal.
Notthatbigadeal?
Therewastouchingofthings.
Iknowyouwantedtobondwithmydad...
butdidyouhavetobondtothatpart?
msureDaddoesn'
tcare.
Heprobablythoughtitwasfunny.
He'
llbetellingthisstoryforyears.
twanthimtotellthisstoryforyears.
Oh,buthewill.
HestilltellsthestoryabouthowMonicatriedtoescapefromfatcamp.
Iwasn'
tescaping.
Thenhow'
dyougetcaughtinthebarbedwire?
Iwastryingtohelpoutasquirrel.
Youweretryingtoeatit.
Ifthatisyourfathercallingtotellthisstory...
thenthemarriageisoff!
Comeon.Hello.
msorry,youhavethewrongnumber.
llcallyoulater,Dad.Iloveyou.
mofftoseeyourdad.
Aren'
tyoualittleoverdressed?
Youbettermakesurehetipsyouthistime.
IfiguredIwouldtrytoconvincehimnottotellthestoryanymore...
andIfiguredthebestwaytodothatwasfacetoface.
Andby"
face,"
Idon'
tmeanhislap.
tmeanmyass.
AreyougettingMonicaandChandlerapresent?
tknow.Youknow,theydidn'
tgetusanything.
Thankyou!
Well,hello.
Sowhenarewegettingbackoutonthewater,matey?
tknowtheboatwaytosaythis,but,never.
Becauseyou'
remeanontheboat.
Iwasjusttryingtoteachyou.
Well,lessonlearned.Rachelismean.
Yep,yep,yep.
Irememberwhenshetookmeoutonherdad'
sboat.
Shewouldn'
tletmehelpatall.
Excuseme,Iwantedyoutohelp.
Butyoucouldn'
tmove...
becauseyouwerewearingthreelifejackets.
Youhavetorespectthesea.
Joey,I'
msorryifyouthoughtthatwasmean.
ButItellyou,thatwasnotmean.
Myfatherismean.Heusedtoalwaysyellatmeontheboat.
Itwashorrible.Iwasbeingareallygoodteacher.
Doesagoodteachersay,"
Putdownthebeer,pinhead!
Doesagoodstudentdrink7beersduringhisfirstlesson?
Sixandahalf.
Youknockedthelastoneoutofmyhand,remember?
Ididn'
twantyoutogethitbytheboom.
Well,ithitmeanyway.
ItwouldhavehurtalotlessifIhadfinishedthatlastbeer.
msorry.Iwilltrytotoneitdownandstopyelling.
Nobossingmearound?
-Iwon'
tbossyouaround.-Andbenice?
-I'
llbenice.-You'
llbetopless?
-Joey!
-Youwantmetolearn?
Here'
sbatch22.Maybethesearelikeyourgrandma'
s.
Thishasabitoforangepeel,butnonutmeg.
Let'
sgiveitashot.
Ihaven'
tmadesomanycookiessince9thgrade.
Whatfor,abakesale?
No,justaFridaynight.
Theseareprettygood.
Yeah,butnotasgoodasbatch17.
Whichonewasthat?
Theoneswehadafteryoualmostthrewup.
Oh,yeah,batch17wasgood.
Ididnotlikebatch16.
mokay.
Anymorefromthegoodbatch?
Wecouldworkoffthose.
Ithinkthere'
soneleft.
Batch16.Sixteen,people,getoutoftheway!
Okay,Joey.You'
redoingreallygood.
Ijustneedyoutosteptotheportside.
Remembertalkingabouttheportside?
Oh,yeah.
sleft,sweetie,butthat'
sokay.That'
satoughone.
Whynotjustsayleft?
Okay,gototheleft.
Theleft.
Justsitoverthere!
reyellingagain.Seethat?
Oh,no,no.Veryquiet.Saidwithlove,noyelling.
Youknowwhat?
SinceI'
mhere,I'
mgonnahaveabeerontheportside.
SeewhatIdidthere?
We'
reluffingalittle.CanyoutightenuptheCunningham?
YoujustsaidabunchofstuffIdon'
tknow.
Joey,comeon!
Wejustwentoverthis.
Wedidthatwhenthatbird...
flewoverwiththefishinhismouth.
Didyouseeit?
Itwasgross.
Ididnotseethebirdorthefish!
IdidnotseethepieceofStyrofoamshapedlikeMikeTyson!
Ididnot,becauseIwastryingtoteachyouhowtosailaboat.
Whichobviouslyisanimpossiblethingtodo.
reyelling,andIdon'
tseeyoutakingyourtopoff.
Iquit!
-Whatdoyoumean?
Youcan'
tquit.-Whynot?
renotfinished!
Iwon'
thaveit.Greenesdonotquit.
Greenes?
maTribbiani.Tribbianisquit.
Oh,myGod.
Ijustsaid,"
Greenesdon'
tquit,"
didn'
tI?
DidIsay,"
tquit"
?
Yes!
Andyou'
restillyellingatme.
No,I'
mnotyellingatyou.I'
mjustyellingnearyou.
Oh,God,Joey.I'
mmyfather.
Oh,myGod.Thisishorrible.
Itrysohardnottobemymother,Ididn'
tseethiscoming