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someone"

shemeansJoey.

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twantthis.

Iwantyourgrandmother'

scookierecipe.

Youmeanthechocolatechipcookierecipe?

Theonemygrandmamademeswearonherdeathbed...

thatIwouldneverletoutofourfamily?

Dyingpeoplesaythecraziestthings.

I'

vewanteditforyears.Iwasgonnamakecookiesformychildren.

Breakmyheart.Oh,allright.

llbethemomwhomakestheworld'

sbestchocolatechipcookies.

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tthey?

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stheboat?

-I'

mgettingintothissailingstuff.

Youfinallytookitoutofthemarina?

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tsailit,whatdoyoudoonit?

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hangaround,drinkafewbeers,eatsomechips.

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Icouldteachyoutosailifyouwant.

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vebeensailingmywholelife.

WhenIwas15,mydadboughtmemyownboat.

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Myponywassick.

（中央公园咖啡厅）

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Nothing,Ijustliketogolikethis.

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sup?

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Great!

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Chauncey."

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Cool!

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MaybeI'

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You'

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What'

swrong?

Iwenttomyoldapartmenttogetthecookierecipe...

andthatstupidfireburneditup!

No!

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tyoumakeacopyandkeepitinafireproofbox...

andkeepitatleast100yardsawayfromtheoriginal?

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mnormal.

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AndIknowyouwanteditasanengagementpresent.

Wehavetogetyouanengagementpresent?

Don'

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Noonegotmeanengagementpresent.

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Iwishyouhealthandhappiness.

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tacceptthis.

Whynot?

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Idothisatworkallthetime.

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Two!

I'

vebeenengagedtwice.

Lookatthisclown.

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Getoutoftheway,jackass!

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ThatistheCoastGuard.

Whataretheydoinghere?

Thecoastisallthewayoverthere.

Joey,justignoretheboats.

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ashouttothehotchicas?

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sdothat,SailorJoe.

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Comeagain?

"

Iknowthisone.Iknowthisone.

Time'

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Youdon'

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Hey.

Hey.Howwassailing?

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Youcould'

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Womenaremean!

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thiscrumb.

Iwishyoualongandhappymarriage.

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Iwilltellthestory.

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Daddy."

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Hey!

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Ican'

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Yougavemyfatheralapdance.

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room"

room.

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Whydidthathavetohappen?

Comeon,it'

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Notthatbigadeal?

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Heprobablythoughtitwasfunny.

He'

llbetellingthisstoryforyears.

twanthimtotellthisstoryforyears.

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Iwasn'

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dyougetcaughtinthebarbedwire?

Iwastryingtohelpoutasquirrel.

Youweretryingtoeatit.

Ifthatisyourfathercallingtotellthisstory...

thenthemarriageisoff!

Comeon.Hello.

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llcallyoulater,Dad.Iloveyou.

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Aren'

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Thankyou!

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remeanontheboat.

Iwasjusttryingtoteachyou.

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Yep,yep,yep.

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Youhavetorespectthesea.

Joey,I'

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Myfatherismean.Heusedtoalwaysyellatmeontheboat.

Itwashorrible.Iwasbeingareallygoodteacher.

Doesagoodteachersay,"

Putdownthebeer,pinhead!

Doesagoodstudentdrink7beersduringhisfirstlesson?

Sixandahalf.

Youknockedthelastoneoutofmyhand,remember?

Ididn'

twantyoutogethitbytheboom.

Well,ithitmeanyway.

ItwouldhavehurtalotlessifIhadfinishedthatlastbeer.

msorry.Iwilltrytotoneitdownandstopyelling.

Nobossingmearound?

-Iwon'

tbossyouaround.-Andbenice?

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llbetopless?

-Joey!

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s.

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Let'

sgiveitashot.

Ihaven'

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Whatfor,abakesale?

No,justaFridaynight.

Theseareprettygood.

Yeah,butnotasgoodasbatch17.

Whichonewasthat?

Theoneswehadafteryoualmostthrewup.

Oh,yeah,batch17wasgood.

Ididnotlikebatch16.

mokay.

Anymorefromthegoodbatch?

Wecouldworkoffthose.

Ithinkthere'

soneleft.

Batch16.Sixteen,people,getoutoftheway!

Okay,Joey.You'

redoingreallygood.

Ijustneedyoutosteptotheportside.

Remembertalkingabouttheportside?

Oh,yeah.

sleft,sweetie,butthat'

sokay.That'

satoughone.

Whynotjustsayleft?

Okay,gototheleft.

Theleft.

Justsitoverthere!

reyellingagain.Seethat?

Oh,no,no.Veryquiet.Saidwithlove,noyelling.

Youknowwhat?

SinceI'

mhere,I'

mgonnahaveabeerontheportside.

SeewhatIdidthere?

We'

reluffingalittle.CanyoutightenuptheCunningham?

YoujustsaidabunchofstuffIdon'

tknow.

Joey,comeon!

Wejustwentoverthis.

Wedidthatwhenthatbird...

flewoverwiththefishinhismouth.

Didyouseeit?

Itwasgross.

Ididnotseethebirdorthefish!

IdidnotseethepieceofStyrofoamshapedlikeMikeTyson!

Ididnot,becauseIwastryingtoteachyouhowtosailaboat.

Whichobviouslyisanimpossiblethingtodo.

reyelling,andIdon'

tseeyoutakingyourtopoff.

Iquit!

-Whatdoyoumean?

Youcan'

tquit.-Whynot?

renotfinished!

Iwon'

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Greenes?

maTribbiani.Tribbianisquit.

Oh,myGod.

Ijustsaid,"

Greenesdon'

tquit,"

didn'

tI?

DidIsay,"

tquit"

?

Yes!

Andyou'

restillyellingatme.

No,I'

mnotyellingatyou.I'

mjustyellingnearyou.

Oh,God,Joey.I'

mmyfather.

Oh,myGod.Thisishorrible.

Itrysohardnottobemymother,Ididn'

tseethiscoming