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SanoHsieh:

Smallgangster（小流氓）

TrentCheng:

Biggangster（大流氓）

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SCENEI

Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.

Mom:

Hello~

Caller:

（Aboyiscrying.）Ha!

Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?

Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.

Areyoucrazy?

Idon’thaveasonDon’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!

Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…

Hello~Areyoubusynow?

（Irecognizethevoice.）Youareafraud,right?

Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?

Isitfun?

Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?

Iwon’tbelieveyou.

Really?

Listentothis.（Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~）

Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!

Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?

（Hangupthephonemoreangrier.）

Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…

Eliza~

Eliza:

Mom~whyyouarehere?

Areyoumissingme?

Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?

Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?

Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.

MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.

SCENEII

Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.

Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.

Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.

Biggangster:

Hey!

Concentrate!

!

（Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead）

Smallgangster:

Ouch!

O.K.O.K.

Atthismoment,thegirlappears.

（Checkthepicture.）Hey!

Buddy!

Look!

Isthather?

Ha!

It’shuntingtime.

I’msoexcited!

Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?

IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!

（Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.）Hey!

Wakeup!

Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!

Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!

Lady!

Canyoudomeafavor?

Sure!

WhatcanIdoforyou?

（Murmuring）Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.

Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.

Nevermind!

Thanks!

IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?

Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…

No!

Gostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.

Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.

Oh,my!

Wrongagain!

Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.

It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?

Please~

Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.

Umm…letmethink…okay!

Let’sgo!

Howkindofyou!

Mylittlegirl.

Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.

Elizagoeswiththegangsters.

Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!

”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.

Whatareyoudoing?

I’mkidnappingyou!

Oh~Iamsoscared.

（Talktothebiggangster.）Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?

Ya~weareprofessional.

Notfunny!

I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!

Iwanttogohome!

Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!

Elizakeepscrying.

You!

Getoutofthecar!

（Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!

）Idiot!

Ihaveastupidpartner.（Disappointed）

Iagree!

（Nodhead.）

Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.

Thankyou.Howkindofyou.

SCENEIII

Motherispreparingdinner.

Eliza!

Timefordinner!

I’mhungry!

Hurryup!

Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.

Eliza,whereareyou?

Don’tpl