老友记剧本第一季01中英文对照Word下载.docx

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Ahumpandahairpiece?

Phoebe:

Wait，doesheeatchalk？

（Theyallstare,bemused。

）

Phoebe：

Just,'

cause，Idon’twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!

Monica：

Okay，everybodyrelax。

Thisisnotevenadate。

It'

sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex。

Chandler：

Soundslikeadatetome.

［TimeLapse]

Alright，soI'

mbackinhighschool,I'

mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.

All:

Oh,yeah。

Hadthatdream。

ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere’saphone。

.。

there.

Insteadof.。

。

？

That’sright。

Joey:

Neverhadthatdream。

No.

Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon’tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.

Andtheyweren'

tlookingatyoubefore？

！

Finally，IfigureI’dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit’smymother,whichisvery—veryweird,because—shenevercallsme！

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered。

］

Ross：

（mortified）Hi.

Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.

Areyouokay,sweetie?

Ross:

Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck。

..

Cookie?

（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Ohh.

（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Thanks.

Ooh!

Oh！

（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）

No，nodon'

t!

Stopcleansingmyaura！

No,justleavemyauraalone，okay?

Fine!

Bemurky!

I'

llbefine，alright?

Really，everyone。

Ihopeshe’llbeveryhappy.

Noyoudon’t.

NoIdon'

t，tohellwithher,sheleftme！

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian。

.

No!

Okay?

!

Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat？

Shedidn’tknow，howshouldIknow?

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian。

（Theyallstareathim。

）DidIsaythatoutloud?

Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.

Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:

00A.M。

，”I'

llneverhavegrandchildren,I'

llneverhavegrandchildren."

waswhat?

Awrongnumber?

Sorry。

AlrightRoss,look.You'

refeelingalotofpainrightnow。

You’reangry。

You’rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

（Rossgestureshisconsent.）

Stripjoint!

C'

mon，you’resingle！

Havesomehormones!

Idon'

twanttobesingle，okay?

Ijust。

Ijust—Ijustwannabemarriedagain!

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）

AndIjustwantamilliondollars！

（Heextendshishandhopefully。

Rachel?

Rachel:

OhGodMonicahi!

ThankGod!

Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren’tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare！

Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?

（pointingatRachel）De-caff。

（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel，anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisiseverybody，thisisChandler，andPhoebe，andJoey，and—youremembermybrotherRoss？

Rachel：

Hi，sure!

Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss’sumbrellaopens。

Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain. 

AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）

Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids？

OhGod。

well，itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-（tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee）Sweet’n'

Lo?

-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry！

AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout，andthat'

swhenithitme：

howmuchBarrylookslikeMr。

PotatoHead。

Y'

know,Imean，Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but..。

Anyway，Ijusthadtogetoutofthere，andIstartedwondering’WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?

'

.（toMonica）SoanywayIjustdidn’tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart，butyou'

retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity。

Whowasn’tinvitedtothewedding.

Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn’tbeanissue。

.

[Scene:

Monica’sApartment，everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.］

NowI'

mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'

sreallynothappyaboutit。

（imitatingthecharacters）Tunaoreg