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小学生英语故事

英文幽默故事：

1、Therewasaguy（家伙，伙计）whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot（鹦鹉）.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;another（另一个）one,$10,000;andthethird（第三）one,$30,000.Thecustomer（顾客）askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?

That’ssoexpensive（贵的）forthiskind（种类）ofparrot.”Theownersaid,“BecauseIhavetrained（训练）himandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?

Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?

”Theownersaid,“Well,apartfrom（除了）talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing（有趣的）actions（动作）,likedancingandsoon.That’swhyhe’ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?

Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?

”Theowneroftheshopsaid,“Idon’tknow.Normally（通常）,Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle（吹口哨）,norsing,nothingatall!

Buttheothertwocallhim‘TheBoss（老板）.

2、Whereistheegg?

Teacher:

Canyoumakeasentence（造句）withtheword"egg"?

Student:

Yes.Iateapieceof（一块）cakeyesterday.

Teacher:

Thenwhereisthe“egg"?

Student:

Inthecake,Sir.

3、Tomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuys（买）aticket（票）andgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminutes（分钟）hecomesout,andbuysthesecond（第二张）ticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird（第三张）ticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?

Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?

”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsup（剪）myticket.”

4、Teacher:

WouldShakespeare（莎士比亚）beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?

Student:

Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofar（目前为止）nobodyhaslivedtoover400years.

5、Mr.Smith:

Waiter,there'sadeadfly（死苍蝇）inmysoup（汤）.

Waiter:

Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheat（热）thatkills（杀死）it.

6、"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool（棉花）inyourear?

Isitinfected（感染）?

""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."

7、Teacher：

Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract（热胀冷缩）.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample（例子）?

John：

Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewinterthedaysareshort.

8、AGoodBoy

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents（分）."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgave（给）youyesterday?

""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly（骄傲地）."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedin（感兴趣）theoldwoman?

""Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.（糖果）"

9、Drunk（醉酒）

Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage（年龄）,theboywasinterestedin（感兴趣）allkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions（问问题）.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaning（意思）oftheword'Drunk',dad?

""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied（回答）,"look,therearestanding（站着）twopolicemen.IfIregard（认成）thetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.""But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!

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普通英语故事

Story1IDon’tLikeHer

Bobgoestoanewschool.

Onedayhecomesback,“Bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?

”hismotherasks.

“Idon’tlikeher,Mother.Becausefirstshesaysthatthreeandthreeissix,andthenshesaysthattwoandfourissix,too.”

Story2TenCandies

Motherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?

”

“Ten.”Jimsays.

“Then,”Motherasks.

“Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomach（肚子）andsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isn’titright?

”

Story3Count（数）TomorrowMorning

It’saright.Johnislookingatthesky.

TomisJohn’syoungerbrother.HeasksJohn“Whatareyoudoing?

”

Johnsays,“I’mcountingstars（数星星）.”

Tomlaughs（笑）andsays,“It’sreallydarknow.Whynotcountthemtomorrowmorning?

”

Story4AddingFeettoaSnake（画蛇添足）

Oneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalscomeanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine（一壶酒）.Whocandrinkit?

Theythinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.

SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeettomysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorilla（猩猩）alsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”

Story9CoveringOne’sEarsWhileStealingaBell（掩耳盗铃）

Mr.Wangthinksheisclever,buthealwaysdoesfoolishthings.

Onedayheseesabeautifulbellatthetopofadoor.“Oh!

Hownice!

Iwilltakeithome.”Hethinks,“WhatcanIdo?

”Afterawhilehehasa“good”idea.“Aha!

Ihaveanideanow.Icanplugmyears.ThenIwillnoth