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(扔掉校服,脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖,面向观众)BoSideng(波斯登),warmandcomfortable,it’smychoice.(将羽绒服披在Rose身上)
Rose:
(向Jack)Iloveyou.(向观众)ButIloveBoSidengmore.
Hey!
Sheismywife-to-be,whoareyou?
IamI.Wodedipanwozuozhu(我的地盘我做主).
PeopleontheEarthallknow,She,andI,willgotoNewYorktohaveourwedding.Rose:
Butnow……
Don’tsayanymore!
Takeyourknifeout!
(从口袋里掏出铅笔,紧握手中)
Ok.Let’sgofighting!
(同样掏出铅笔紧握手中)
Jack&
Oscar:
Fighting!
(用铅笔互戳)----小蜜蜂~
No,no,no!
Pleasestop!
(拉二人)(J&
O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水)
Help,help!
(Jack&
Oscar将拉上Rose桌子)
Honey,howareyou?
(向观众)PiaoRou(飘柔),justsoconfident~(甩头发)
(Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水)Oscar:
Oh,no!
(向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓过Rose的手,对视)
(唱)你是我的玫瑰,你是我的花…Youaremylife,youaremyhoney~
But……whataboutOscar?
Don’tpayattentiontohim.
OK.Darling~Iloveyou,lovingyou,likemouseloverice~
Atthistime,Oscarhasbeenfaraway……JackandRosearestillfloatingintheocean.It’scolderandcolder.
Doyoufeelcold?
Yes.Youseewearesolonely.
Don’tworry.Ihavethis!
(从口袋里掏出打火机,并向观众展示)ThisisamagicDaHuoji(打火机).(Jack按下打火机)(Superwoman上,胸前贴一张纸,上书S)
Superwoman:
(向观众)DoyouknowwhoamI?
IamSuperwoman!
ThefamousSupermanismybrother.I’mwillingtohelpothers.
Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?
(Superwoman无视,面向Jack)
Oh,prettyboy~Comehere,Iwillsaveyou.
Takemygirltogether.
Noway!
(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火机)
(IndianPrincess上,向观众合掌问候)
Princess:
IamaprincessfromIndia.
OK.Ihaveamagicblanket,maybeitcantakeyouaway.Comeon.(从口袋里掏出围巾)(Jack&
Rose尝试伸出脚,Princess上下晃动围巾)
Oh,no,it’sbroken!
Myblanket!
(边说边后退,渐远)
(IndianPrincess下)(Jack第三次还没按,HarryPotter上,提着扫帚)
Harry:
Yi?
WhereamI?
(向观众)MynameisHarryPotter.I’mfromHogwarts(霍格沃茨).Ilosemyway.
Ireallywanttohelpyou,butmyabilityislimited.(耸肩)
(愤怒地)Oh,mygod!
Goawayatonce!
(指向前方)(HarryPotter下)
Suddenly,thelifeboatisshakingbecauseJackandRosearetooheavy.
Rose,listentome.Iloveyou,butIwillleaveyou.Theboatcan’tsupportusfor
alongtime.Youmustlive,soIwilljumpintothesea.
No,no,no.Jumpornotjump,thisisaquestion.
ThenlettheGoddecideit(二人低头虔诚祈祷状)
Godwillblessus.(Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来,包剪锤)
Rose:
Onetwothree!
(Jack出锤子,Rose出包子)
Ilose.Yousee,it’sGod’schoice.(Rose连连摇头)
Oh,no.Jack,Jack,whyyournameisJack!
Iwishyouahappylife.Good-bye!
(Jack跳下桌子,Rose伸手拉,未果)
Youjump,Ijump.(Rose跳下桌子,O未死,继续叫救命……)
(旁白唱myheartwillgoon,音乐起,全剧终。
Rose跳舞,张开手臂经典动作作结。
).