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Phil:

Claireisaperfectionist,Whichsometimesisagoodthing,Likewhenitcomestopickingahusband.Sometimeit'

sabadthing,Likewhen,uh,everyoneelseseessomethingbeautiful,Andallsheseesistheteeny,tinyflaw.

No.No.No.Hi.Myhouseisadisaster.Canwedothispictureatyourplace?

Mitchell:

Yeah,yeah,that'

s...that'

snotgonnawork.

Maybeonemorelayer...andtight,reallytight.Dad,canyoucallthemagain?

Jay:

Ijustdid.They'

reontheirway.Gamewentintoovertime.

Iknow,butwe'

relosingthelight,Andthephotographerhasgottogettoabarmitzvahin10minutes.Oh,redwine.Really?

Now?

Jay:

Youknow,honey,Ithinkyou'

regettingalittletoouptightaboutthis.

Mm-hmm.

Luke:

It'

shardtobreathe.Oh,you'

refine.

What'

dyoudotohim?

He'

sturningblue.

Yeah,buthisclotheswillstaywhite.

Gloria:

We'

rehome!

Oh,thankGod!

Hello!

Manny,let'

sgochange.Mwah!

Hey.There'

smybeautifulwife.

Iknowyou'

remadatme,andIknowthisfoamfingercan'

tmapforeverything...Claire:

Honey,youjustgochange,andwe'

lltalkaboutwhatyoudidlater.

Okay.Hey...Thankyousomuchforthosetickets.

Gloriatellsmeyouhadarealgoodtime.

Notreally.No,Ididn'

t.God,Iloveyourdaughter.Ohh!

Ishould...Ishouldcomebyandkissthatstep...fixthatstep.

Mitchell:

Ugh,you'

reactinglikeIwantedtodestroythehouse.

Cameron:

No,Ijustthinkit'

soddthatthemajorityofthingsyoudestroyedweresenttousbymymom.

Oh,okay,okay,okay,SowhileI'

mfightingoffthatfilthycreature,Iactuallystopandsay,"

oh,youknowwhat?

Here'

stheopportunityI'

vealwaysbeen

lookingfor"

Todestroyourkitschiestobjects."

"

kitschiest"

?

Oh,she'

sgonnalovethat.Youknow,ifyouwouldhavejustcomewithmetothewedding,noneofthiswouldhavehappened.

Okay,soyouareangry.

Mitchell,Igetit.You'

reterrifiedofsmalltalk...andbirds.You'

rejustluckythatpigeondidn'

twanttochatyouupabouttheweather.Hello,Jay.

Hello,guys.

Oh,God!

Oh,youlookliketheguyfrom"

dancefever"

Thankyou.

DeneyTerrio.Cleveland,Ohio.

Dad,really.Thatisnotacompliment.That'

swhyIwantedyoutotrythoseonearlier.Turnaround.

Thepicturecan'

thappentoday.Mypimple'

sgettingworse.

Oh,honey,Iamsosorry.Canyoustand?

Yeah?

Well,then,thepicture'

shappening.

sallanybody'

sgonnasee!

Iwouldn'

tbesosureaboutthat.Didyougetalookatherdress?

What?

WhywouldIlookatherdress?

Iloveyou!

Photographer:

Uh,Mrs.Dunphy.Thesunissetting.

Oh,okay,yeah,thisishappening.Everybody,comeon,let'

sgo.

Holdit.Becareful.Istainedsomefurnitureouttherethisafternoon.

Ofcourseyoudid,dad.AnythingelseIneedtoknowabout?

Maybetheneighborsoneithersidearehavingapaintballfight.Now,watchthis.Dad,inhisinfinitewisdom,stainedfurnituretoday.Don'

ttouchit.It'

swet.Hurry,hurry!

Putthatdown,sweetheart.

Okay,okay,wegotit.Nowwe'

regonnagoouthere.We'

reready.Oh,myGod!

Areyoukiddingme?

Ay.Allright,howdoyou...Howdoyouturnthesprinklersoff?

Ay,ofcourse,becauseI'

mLatina,I'

msupposedtoknoweverythingaboutgardeningandsprinklers!

Youwereherewhentheyinstalledit!

Ay,yeah.Ay...Theboxisacrosstheyard.

Youmeanthenow-soaking-wetyard?

That'

sgreat.Wearescrewed.

No,we'

renot.Wehaven'

tunwrappedoursecretweaponyet.Lukewalksoverthere,"

hurtlocker"

-style,Flipstheswitch,andboom!

...Or,notboom...wateroff.

Putthe"

he"

in"

hero,"

son.

Ohh.

hurtlocker."

s...it'

smorelike"

squirtlocker."

Really?

Thatwasn'

tfunny?

Iactuallypityyouguys.

Notimetocelebrate!

Stopit!

Wedon'

thavealotoftime.Photographer:

Allright,everybody,ifIcanhavethelittleonesoutfront...

Youknowwhat,sir?

Ifyoudon'

tmind...I'

vegotthis.Comeon,people.Let'

sgetouthere.Haley,Alex,Ineedyoutounwrapyourbrother,allright?

IneedtheDunphysoveronthisside.Dad,you'

reinthemiddle.Mitchell,Cam,Lilyonthisend.

Okay.Listen.

Uh-huh?

IknowIscrewedup,But