摩登家庭第十季15-22集Modern Family 中英剧本.docx

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摩登家庭第十季15-22集ModernFamily中英剧本第十五集

♪超级碗♪♪Oh,SuperBowl♪

♪精彩比赛比赛精彩万众期待♪♪Theplays,theplays,they'recalling♪

♪从一端到另一端♪♪Fromendtoend♪

♪还有啊♪♪And♪

发生什么事了Whathappened?

要我拨打9和1还再加一个1吗DoIcallthenineandtheoneandtheotherone?

为什么我的冰箱都是与橄榄球无关的食物Whyismyfridgefilledwithnonfootballrelated

foods

今天可是有超级碗大赛的星期天onSuperBowlSunday?

都没地方放我的杰瑞·赖斯布丁了There'snoroomformyJerryRicepudding.

美国职业橄榄球大联盟的知名选手

今天是海莉的迎婴派对Haley'sbabyshoweristoday.

我大概一个月前就跟你说过了Icleareditwithyou,like,amonthago.

你就不能把比赛录下来吗Can'tyoujustrecordthegame?

然后呢明早再看吗Andwhat?

Watchittomorrowmorning?

为什么橄榄球比赛和迎婴派对Look.There'snoreasonafootballgameandababyshower

就不能同处一个屋檐下呢can'tcoexistunderthesameroof.

你们应该也不会打扰到我Maybeyouwon'tgetinmyway.

迎婴派对挺平淡的Babyshowersareprettytame.

迎婴派对啊啊的朋友们你们好哇Who'sreadyforababyshowahhh?

!

我在为迎婴派对啊啊做白色俄罗斯人I'mmakingWhiteRussiansforthebabyshowahhh.

有伏特加咖啡香甜酒和鲜奶油调和的饮料

一点液体勇气能让"坏坏游戏"更好玩Alittleliquidcouragemakesallthenaughtygames

better.

我觉得你把迎婴派对和婚前派对搞混了Ithinkyou'remixingupbabyshowerwithbridal

shower.

我的婚前派对就是在我怀孕的时候举行的Well,mybridalshowerdidtakeplacewhenIwas

pregnant.

"警察"[舞男]都来了Thecopsevenshowedup.

当然了他们不是真警察Ofcourse,theyweren'trealcops.

其中一个还用屁股蹭我的肚子Oneofthemrubbedhisbuttagainstmybelly.

别跟海莉说Don'ttellHaley.

不如"别跟艾丽克斯说"Orhowabout,"Don'ttellAlex"?

超级碗投注站来啦SuperBowlsquareshere!

快给你的超级碗下注吧GetyourSuperBowlsquares!

别别又来一次No.Notthisagain.

其实我们做了一点改良Uh,actually,we'vemadesomerefinements.

去年的价格有点太高了Lastyear,thepricewasalittlehigh.

前年又太低了Theyearbefore,toolow.

所以今年我们确定了一个完美的数额Sothisyear,we'velandedontheperfectnumber.

每注3.75美元$3.75persquare.我会跟去年一样I'lldowhatIdidlastyear.

给我11注行啊容易得很Giveme11squares.Okay.Easyenough.

不要在迎婴派对这边搞什么超级碗的算术No.NoSuperBowlmathonthebabyshowerside.

到那边去Gooverthere.

我告诉你你真的看起来很棒I'mtellingyou,youlookcute.

你知道什么不棒吗对我撒谎Youknowwhat'snotcute?

Lyingtome.

孩子出生后脾气就会改了吧Thisgetsbetteroncetheycomeout,right?

怎么了我的上一条牛仔裤穿不上了Whathappened?

Well,mylastpairofjeansexploded

我不能穿裙子因为我的大腿长毛了Ican'twearskirtsbecausemythighsaregrowinghair

剃都剃不及fasterthanIcanshaveit

所以我只能穿着滑雪裤来参加自己的迎婴派对soI'mwearingskipantstomyownbaby

shower.

我告诉你没人会注意到的I'mtellingyou,noone'sevengonnanotice.

那是什么声音听起来好像What'sthatsound?

It'slike

进取号星舰舱门开启的声音whenthedoorsonthestarshipEnterpriseopen.

你们想给超级碗下注吗Hey,youguyswanttobuyaSuperBowlsquare?

每注只要3.75美元噢Only$3.75.

酷我能要三注吗Cool.CanItakethreesquares?

是啊我今天得有点好事Yeah,Ineedsomethinggoodtoday,too.

我们合买五注We'llsplitfivesquares.

你有零钱吗Uh...doyouhavequarters?

上次我被闪电打中之后Oh,Idon'tcarrychange

我就不随身带着零钱了sincethelasttimeIgotstruckbylightning.

你好菲利普Hello,Phillip.

你好曼尼尔Hello,Manuel.

违背我明智的判断力Againstmybetterjudgment

我在新电影里为菲尔写了一段戏IwroteapartforPhilinmynewmovie.

后来事态有些剑拔弩张两人间唇枪舌剑Thingsgotheated,wordswereexchanged

这点还挺令人意外嘴这么利说台词却这么愚钝whichissurprising,consideringhehada

mouthfulofscenery.

演员啊Actors.

编剧啊他们自视甚高Writers.Theythinkthey'resogreat.

"我写的词真是字字珠玑""Oh,mywordsaresoprecious."

学着倾听一下吧Trylisteningforonce.

那样你或许会知道人究竟是怎么说话的Maybeyou'lllearnhowhumansactuallytalk.

等等是"说"还是"曰"来着Wait,isitisit"talk"or"speak"?

想起来了Oh,that'sright.

根本没人在意Noonecares!

大家好我来看超级碗大赛啦Hello,hello.I'mherefortheSuperBowl.

我是来参加迎婴派对的行好AndIamhereforthebabyshower.Okay,yep.

我好像是来受什么刑的I'mhereforsomesortofpunishment,Ithink.

莉莉和她朋友克里斯蒂娜大吵一架Hmm.‭Lilyandherfriend,Christina,gotintoahugefight.‬

我希望我们能够AndIwashopingwecould

让她们坐下来好好聊聊havethegirlssitdownandtalkitout.但米奇尔说"不克里斯蒂娜是错的"ButMitchellsaid"No,Christina'sinthewrong."

很显然米奇尔言出法随Andapparently,Mitchell'sthelaw.

他确实是莉莉你真幸运有个这样睿智的爸爸Heis.Lily,you'reveryluckytohavesucha

wisepapa.

普里契特助理地检是个英雄Mmhmm.AssistantDistrictAttorneyPritchettisahero.

所以这人现在觉得你酷毙了Huh.Sothisonethinksyou'recoolnow?

歌洛莉亚喜欢犯罪故事Okay,Glorialovescrimestories

特别是杀夫的女人那种especiallywomenwhokilltheirhusbands.

最近我起诉了贝艾尔市的黑寡妇AndIrecentlyprosecutedtheBelAirBlackWidow.

她每天都有来法庭Shecametocourteverysingleday.

我们认为被告有罪Wefindthedefendantguilty.

太好了Yes!

Whoop,whoop!

律师这事儿没完Hey,Counselor.Thisisn'tover.

女士你就像高中的我一样Lady,you'relikemeinhighschool

因为你17年内都别想出来[出柜]causeyouain'tgonnabecomingoutfor17years!

虐了一个外焦内嫩Boomgoesthedynamite!

小卡来一碗我的知名辣椒酱Cam,haveabowlofmyfamouschili.

我都不知道你做了这个Ididn'tknowyoumadechili.

我对杰该死的辣椒酱熟得很IknowallaboutJay'sdamnchili.

就在去年的同一天我们还聊过Wetalkedaboutitlastyearonthisveryday.

我们