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生活大爆炸第二季12
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好了最后一个部件
Allright,that'sthelastservo.
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人家看到的是全方位运动销毁终结切割器
BeholdtheMobileOmnidirectionalNeutralizationandTerminationEradicator.
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或者Mont-E
Or...MONTE.
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装有铰接式锋利锯齿聚碳酸脂磨刀和转动轮
Featuringonearticulatedrazor-sharpkillingsaw,onepolycarbonategrindingandflippingwheel,
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从上到下为钢制金属板外壳其马力足以将110磅的机械
steel-armorplateexoskeletontopandbottom,andenoughhorsepowertodrivea110poundsofmechanizeddeath
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彻底毁灭只需短短4.8秒
fromzerotoholycrapin4.8seconds.
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如果说我爱我们的机器人杀手是不是大罪过?
IsitwrongtosayIloveourkillerrobot?
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跟对我爸爸一样我既爱它又怕它
Aswithmyfather,Ibothloveandfearit.
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好了废话少说我们来搞点破坏
Allright,enoughchitchat.Let'sdestroysomething.
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123
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好了让谁先来尝尝猛械的厉害
Okay.WhatshallbefirsttotastethewrathofMonte?
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也许我们该从小的东西开始
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好吧也许今天我们最终可以搞清楚这个魔法球里有什么了
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我四岁时就做过了
DiditwhenIwasfour.
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是个二十面体染色物在蓝水里漂浮
It'sanicosahedraldyefloatingintintedbluewater.
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老兄说之前给个"剧透"警告好吧
Man,call"spoileralert"beforeyousaythingslikethat.
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烤面包机怎么样?
Howaboutthetoasteroven?
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烤面包机咋得罪你了?
Whatdidthetoasteroveneverdotoyou?
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三年级时我又咋得罪吉姆·马林斯了?
WhatdidIeverdotoJimmyMullinsinthethirdgrade?
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他照样用我的拳头朝我的脸打了一拳
Hestillpunchedmeinthefacewithmyownfists.
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抱歉可爱的小呆子你在错误的时间出现错误的房间
Sorry,youlittlenerd,youwerejustinthewrongboys'roomatthewrongtime.
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同志们护眼镜
Gentlemen,goggles.
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这可是个历史性的时刻
Thisisanauspiciousmoment.
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就像罗伯特·奥本海默和尼尔·阿姆斯壮
LikeRobertOppenheimerorNeilArmstrong,
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制造第一枚核武器和第一次登月
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我们得编句合适的台词来纪念这个有历史意义的科学事件
weneedtheappropriatewordstomarkthishistoricscientificevent.
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"死吧烤面包机去死吧!
"怎么样?
Howabout"Die,toaster,die"?
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我看行
That'lldoit.
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好啦接下来砍什么?
Allright,what'snext?
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不了我今晚要呆在家里洗衣服
No,IthinkI'mjustgoingtostayintonightanddolaundry.
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噢耶这门被猛械毁了
Oh,yeah,thisdoorgotthefullMonte.
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莱纳德?
Leonard?
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怎么回事?
Whatthehell?
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机器人杀手我们造的
Killerrobot.Webuiltit.
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是吗它差点杀了我
Yeah,well,italmostkilledme.
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它要是想杀你你早死了
Ifitwantedtokillyou,you'dbedead.
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那么它到底想杀谁?
So,whoexactlydoesitwanttokill?
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抱歉难道你不知道即将举行的南加州机器人格斗循环邀请赛?
I'msorry,areyouunawareoftheupcomingSouthernCaliforniaRobotFightingLeagueRoundRobinInvitational?
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知道吗从我去年搬来以后不是所有的邮件都被转寄掉
Youknow,sinceImovedlastyear,notallmymailhasbeenforwarded.
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这可是件大事
It'sabigdeal.
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会有颁奖宴会还有舞会
There'sanawardsbanquetandadanceafterward.
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也许你会想跟我一起去
Perhapsyou'dliketocomewithme.
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我相信其他人看见女生肯定会很兴奋
Iknowtheotherfellaswouldbereallyexcitedtoseeagirlthere.
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如果就我一个女生去怎么能叫舞会呢?
HowisitsupposedtobeadanceifI'mtheonlygirl?
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好吧也许这么说有点夸张
Well,thatmaybeaslightexaggeration.
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你是唯一可以上的女孩
You'dbetheonlydoablegirl.
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你是头猪霍华德
You'reapig,Howard.
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"可以上"是在赞美你没别的意思
Howis"doable"anythingbutacompliment?
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霍华德我们还是搞机器人吧
Howard,whydon'twejustworkontherobot?
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拜托莱纳德现在不是时候
Please,Leonard,notnow.
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又一次佩妮和我开始了我们的双人探戈
Onceagain,PennyandIhavebegunourlittletango.
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我们的探戈?
Ourtango?
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肉体的博弈性欲的推拉
Thecarnalrepartee,theerotictoandfro.
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尽管开胃菜很美味
Butasdeliciousastheappetizermightbe,
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我们还是该屈从吃下主菜趁它还是...
atsomepointwewillhavetosuccumbandeattheentr\ewhileit'sstill...
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热的
hot.
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求你了不要再说了
I'mbeggingyou,stoptalking.
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听着通常呢我无视你就好了
Look,normallyIcanjustignoreyou.
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我知道你有点古怪
Imean,Igetit--you'realittlepeculiar.
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就像谢尔顿
Youknow,likeSheldon.
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抱歉佩妮但是在这间屋里你才是古怪的那个
Excuseme,Penny,butinthisroom,you'retheonewho'speculiar.
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嗯也许你说的对
Yeah,youmightberight.
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但是回到你身上
Butbacktoyou.
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我知道你认为自己是个能言善辩的少女杀手
Iknowyouthinkyou'resomesortofsmooth-talkingladies'man,
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但事实是你很可悲又恶心
butthetruthis,youarejustpatheticandcreepy.
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那么啥意思呢?
Sowhatareyousaying?
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我的意思是说我是"可以上的"根本就不是啥赞美
Iamsayingitisnotacomplimenttocallme"doable."
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盯着我的屁股看并说"喔~这肯定是果冻"
It'snotsexytostareatmyassandsay,Ooh,
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"因为果酱不会这样晃动"一点也不性感
itmustbejelly'causejamdon'tshakelikethat.
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还有最重要的我们没有在跳探戈我们没有你推我拉
Andmostimportant,wearenotdancingatango,we'renotto'ingandfro'ing.
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我们之间不会有什么永远不会
Nothingisevergoingtohappenbetweenus.Ever.
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等一下这不是在调情你在说真的?
Waitaminute.Thisisn'tflirting.You'reserious.
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调情?
你认为我在跟你调情?
Flirting?
YouthinkI'mflirtingwithyou?
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我根本没有在和你调情
Iamnotflirtingwithyou.
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没有女人会和你调情
Nowomanisevergonnaflirtwithyou.
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你只会慢慢变老孤独而终
You'rejustgonnagrowoldanddiealone.
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谢谢你的提醒
Thanksfortheheadsup.
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霍华德你去哪里?
Howard,whereyougoing?
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我回家继续过我的恶心的可悲的人生
I'mgoinghometolivemycreepy,patheticlife.
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总得有人说吧
Well,someonehadtosayit.
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什么?
What?
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他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛
Hesaidmaybeweshouldenteryouinthekillerrobotcompetition.
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霍华德电话在响!
Howard,thephoneisringing!
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我有个疯狂的主意老妈接电话如何!
Here'sacrazyidea,Ma:
Answerit!
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你好?
Hello?
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好的稍等
Allright,holdon.
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是你朋友莱纳德!
It'syourfriend,Leonard!
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他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!
Hewantstoknowwhyyou'renotatschooltoday!
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我不是去上学老妈我在大学就职
Idon'tgotoschool,Ma.Iworkatauniversity.
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那就是学校!
快接电话!
That'saschool!
Nowpickupthephone!
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我谁都不想理
Idon'twanttotalktoanybody.
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要我叫莱纳德把你的家庭作业带来吗?
ShouldIaskLeonardtobringoveryourhomework?
!
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我没什么家庭作业的
Idon'thavehomework.
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我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们
I'magrownmanwithamaster'sdegreeinengineering!
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抱歉了不起先生
Excuseme,Mr.Fancy-Pants.
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想吃冰棒吗?
WantmetogetyouaPopsicle?
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樱桃味的好吧!
Cherry,please!
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樱桃味的我吃了只剩蔬菜味的了
Iatethecherry.Allthat'sleftisgreen.
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你让我真想自杀呀
Youmakemewanttokillmyself.
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怎么了?
What'sgoingon?
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不知道他们正为冰棒问题吵呢
Idon'tknow,nowthey'rejustyellingaboutPopsicles.
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好像佩妮真地伤到他了
SoundslikePennyreallygottohim.
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我觉得不意外呀
I'mnotsurprised.
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尽管霍华德用坚强的外壳来保护自己其实他是个非常敏感的人
Despitehishardandcrustyshell,Howardisaverysensitiveman.
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知道他还写诗吗?
Doyouknowhewritespoetry?
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大多是关于来自楠塔基特岛的人和叫戴维的隐居士
MostlyaboutmenfromNantucketandhermitsnamedDave,
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但他是用心去写的
buthedoesitwithrealsensitivity.
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嘿霍夫施塔特
Hey,Hofstadter.
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等离止誓验室谣传你们在造机器银
Wordaroundthepwasmawabisyoubuiltawobot?
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对我们造了克里帕奇
Yes,wedid,Kripke.
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他名叫猛械
HisnameisMonte.
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