经典美剧《老友记》第十季第七集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第十季第七集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Hey,youguys.Hey,whatareyoudoing?

-Figuringoutourweddingplans.-Funny.Weweredoingthesamething.

It'sreallycrazy.Thehall,thedress,thefood.

-Ihadnoideahowexpensivethiswas.-Yeah,itisreallypricey.

-IfreakedwhenIheardthenumbers.-So,whatdidyoutwodoaboutit?

Itwassimple.Icameupwithsomecost-cuttingsolutions..

wroteoutalist,andMonicatoldmetogotohell.

There'snowayaroundit.Justacceptthatthisisgonnacostalotofmoney.

Iheardthatweddingsare,like,a$40billion-a-yearindustry.

Yeah.AndI'mresponsibleforjust,like,halfofthat.

Idon'tknow.It'salotofmoneytospendononeday.

Hey,I'vebeenmarriedbefore,Idon'tneedabigwedding.

AllIaskisthatyoudon'tdoecstasyandmakeoutwithmybrother.

Butreally,itdoesseemlikethismoneycouldbeputtobetteruse.

Hey,youcouldbuyatonofAmwayproducts.

-Orgiveitalltocharity.-Oh,that'sgreat.

HowamIgonnaunloadallthoseAmwayproducts?

Areyouserious?

Yeah.Howwouldyoufeelifwegavealltheweddingmoneytocharity..

andwejustgotmarriedatCityHall?

Ithinkitwouldmakemewannamarryyouevenmore.

Igottasay,youguys,that'sanincrediblegesture.

Maybeyoudothatnexttimeyougetmarried.

No,no,no.Thenexttime'sgonnabeHawaiiatsunset.

Butmaybethetimeafterthat.

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-Hey.What'sgoingon?

-Hey.

Ouradoptionsocialworkeriscoming,sowe'recleaningtheapartment.

"We"?

Youknowyoudon'twantmetohelp.Youcan'thaveitbothways.

Isthisthepersonwhodecideswhetherornotyougetababy?

-She'scomingtoseewherewelive.-Andithastogoperfectly.

Ifshedoesn'tlikeus,shecankeepusoffeveryadoptionlistinthestate.

Hey,maybeIshouldstopby.Shecouldbeasoapoperafan.

It'sveryimpressivewhenthelittlepeopleknowacelebrity.

"Littlepeople"?

"Celebrity."

SoIthinkI'mjustaboutdonehere.

Unlessyouhaveanybadstuffhiddensomewhere,likepornorcigarettes?

What?

-No.-Chandler.

Idon't,andI'moffendedbytheinsinuation.

Sothere'snotamagazineunderthecouch..

orcigarettestapedtothebackofthetoilettank..

orafilthyvideointheVCR?

I'lladmittothecigarettesandmagazine.Butthattapeisnotmine.

-Itisn'tmine.-Iguesswe'llneverknowwhoseitis.

MayIhelpyou?

Yes.We'reheretomakearathersizabledonationtothechildren.

Anycontribution,largeorsmall,isappreciated.

Ithinkyou'regonnaappreciatethecrapoutofthisone.

-Well,thisisverygenerous.-Andwedon'twantanyrecognition.

Thisiscompletelyanonymous.

Completelyanonymous.Fromtwokindstrangers.

Mr.XandPhoebeBuffay.

Wecanputyournamesinournewsletter.

-Notnecessary.-BuffayisspelledB-U-F-F-A-Y.

AndXisspelled"MikeHannigan."

Possibleheadline:

AttractiveCoupleMakesWorldBetter.

Well,onbehalfofthechildren,thankyoubothverymuch.

-I'mgladwedidthis.Itfeelssogood.-Itdoes.Itfeelsreallygood.

Oh,look.AndwegetthesefreeT-shirts.

Actually,that'stheshirtIworetothegym.

It'smoist.

-Hi.Emmawillbeupinaminute.-Oh,good.

Hey,Ross,listen.IheardaboutyouandCharlie.I'mreallysorry.

That'sokay.I'msuretherearetonsofotherbeautifulpaleontologistsoutthere.

-Absolutely.-Therewasone.She'sit.

Alltherestlookliketheyshouldliveunderabridge.

So,whatareyougonnadotoday?

IwasthinkingoftakingEmmatotheplayground.

Oh,myGod.What?

LikeIsaid,IwasthinkingoftakingEmmatotheMuseumofKnivesandFire.

Okay,look,Ross.IdonotwantEmmagoingtotheplayground.

Because..?

Allright,ifyoumustknow,Ihadatraumatic..

swingincidentwhenIwaslittle.

-Seriously?

-Yes.Iwas4yearsold.

AndIwasontheswing..

andthenallofasuddenmyhairgottangledinthechain.

Andtogetmeout,mymomhadtocutabigchunkofmyhair.

Anditwasunevenforweeks.

Andyoumadeitthroughthat?

Iwonderwho'sgonnaplayyouinthemovie.

Okay,fine,youcanmakefunofme.IdonotwantEmmagoingthere.

AndIwasthinkingClaireDanes.

Look,I'msorrytohearaboutyourtragedy.

Buttheswingsareperfectlysafe.Andbesides,Emmalovesthem.

-Youshouldcome,andyou'llsee.-Thosethingsgo,like,40milesanhour.

Andthere'sthatmomentwhenyou'reatthetop..

whenyoujustdon'tknowifyou'regonnareturnbacktoEarth.

Spaceisfilledwithorbitingchildren.

Look,please,justcomeon.

WhenyouseethelookonEmma'sface,Iswear,youwon'tregretit.

-Allright.-Good.

Youdon'twannabeamomwhopassesherirrationalfearstoherchildren.

"Irrational,"huh?

I'llrememberthatnexttimeyoufreakoutaboutaspiderinyourapartment.

That'sthesame.I'msurethereare30differentspeciesofpoisonousswings.

Oh,myGod.Theadoptionladyisearly.

Okay.Okay.Herewego.Herewego.

Standupstraight.

Bigsmile.

Hello.IsthistheCreepyresidence?

We'rewaitingfortheadoptionlady.ButI'mgladyou'rehere.

IwascleaningthismorningandIfoundthis.

Idon'tknowifyouwannauseit,but..

Oh,thisissosweetofyou.

ButIwon'tbeneedingaveil.Iactuallywon'tbewearingadressatall.

Itoldyou,Iamnotcomingtoanakedwedding!

No.We'renothavingabigreception.

Wetooktheweddingmoneyanddonatedittoachildren'scharity.

That'scrazy!

-Generous.-Crazygenerous.

I'msorry.Ican'timaginegivingupmyoneweddingdaylikethat.

Well,we'redifferent.Idon'tcareabouthavingahugeparty.

Thisisreallyniceforyou,but..

Oh,please.IputthisonandIjustlooklike..

Well,radiant.

Allright,butwhocares?

Idon'tneedaprettyveilandafancydress.

That'sright.You'remakingacommitment.

Youknow,that'sthesamewhetheryoudoitatthePlazaor..

-Whereyougonnadoit?

-CityHall.

Oh,thatsoundsnice.

Iwasjustthereforjuryduty.They'vereallysprucedthatplaceup.

Okay.It'sokay.It'sokay.It'sokay.I'vemademydecision.

WhatIreallywantisagreatbigwedding.

-Butyougaveallthemoneytocharity.-Well,I'lljustaskforitback.

-Idon'tthinkyoucandothat.-Whynot?

Thisisherweddingday.That'swaymoreimportantthansomestupidkids.

That'ssweet,honey,butsavesomethingfortheadoptionlady.

-Allright,okay.Becareful.-Okay.

Careful.Watchherhair.Watchherhair!

-Rach,she'sgot,like,threehairs.-Iknow.Iknow.

Butthey'rejustsobeautiful.Oh,myGod,Ijustpulledoneout.

Ipromiseyoushe'ssafe.Watchhowmuchshelovesthis.

-Okay.Okay.-Areyouready,sweetie?

Herewego.

Okay,careful.Okay.

She'ssmiling.

Lookatthat,shedoeslikeit.

See,Itoldyou.

Oh,myGod.Lookather,she'salittledaredevil.

-Oh,God.Letmepush.CanIpush?

-Oh,absolutely.

Oh,God.Okay,getthecamera.It'sinthediaperbag.

Okay.

See?

Scaredoftheswings.Ibetyoufeelprettysilly.

-We'reaskingforthemoneyback?

-It'sforourweddingday.

Now,isthisguygayorstraight?

Becauseoneofushastostartflirting.

Youheretomakeanotherdonationthesameday?

Idon'tthinkthat'severhappenedbefore.

Gay.Go.

Oh,myGod,Iloveyourshirt.

Thedonationwemadeearlier?

Well,wewantitback.

Excuseme?

Okay,thatmoneywasforabigweddingwethoughtwedidn'twant.

Butitturnsoutwedo.

Soyou'reaskingustorefundyourdonationtothechildren?

Yeah.

Thisfeelsreallygood.

I'msorry.Iam.Butthiswedding'sjustreallyimportanttome.

Hey,it'snoneofmybusiness.Besides,thisisprobablyagoodthing.

We'vereallybeenspoilingthechildren,whatwithallthefoodandwarmclothing.

That'snotfair.Aperson'sweddingisimportant.

Andespeciallytome.

Ididn'thaveagraduationparty.AndIdidn'tgotoprom.

AndIspentmysweet16beingchasedaroundatireyard..

byanescapedmentalpatientwho,inhisownwords,wantedto:

"Killme,orwhatever."

SoIdeservearealcelebration.

AndI'mnotgonnaletsomesweatylittlemanmakemefeelbadlyaboutit.

Shecould'vebeentalkingabouteitheroneofus.

Okay.Herewego.

Goodluck.

Tongue,really?

Hi,I'mLaura.I'mhereforyouradoptioninterview.

Hi,I'mMonica.AndthisisChandler.

-Pleasecomein.-Thankyou.

-Wouldyoulikesomethingtodrink?

-Waterwouldbefine.

We'resogladthatyou'rehere.

We'reexcitedaboutgettingthisprocessstarted.

Becausewelovekids.Lovethemtodeath.

Well,notactuallytodeath.That'sjustafigureofspeech.

Welovekidstheappropriateamount..

asallowedbylaw.

-Yourplaceisjustlovely.-Thankyou.

Yes,thisbuildingdoeshaveawholesome,familyfeeltoit.

IfeellikeI'vebeenherebefore.Anyothercouplesinthebuildingadopting?

Isthatthatcoupleonthefirstfloor?

Weshouldgetababybeforethem.

Thatguytriedtosellmedrugs.

Butotherthanthat,wholesome,wholesomebuilding.

-What?

-IrealizedwhyIrememberthisplace.

-Really?

Whatisit?

-Oh,it'snothing.

Iwentonadatewithaguywholivedinthisbuilding.Itdidn'tendverywell.

Thatwouldn't,byanychance,beJoeyTribbiani?

-Yes!

-Ofcourseitwas.

Wehadagreatnight.Inthemorning,hepromisedhe'dcallandhedidn't.

Ratbastard!

-Soyou'renotfriendswithhim?

-Oh,God,no.

-No,no,no.-No.Nope.

Well,I'msorryIbroughtitup.

Soareeitheroneofyouplanningonstayingathome?

Hello?

Anybodyinthereorderacelebrity?

Whatwasthat?

That'sjustsomecrazyguywhoroamsthehallshere.

He'sgreatwithkids,though.

-Ross.Oh,myGod,areyouokay?

-Sonofabitch!

Oh,relax.Ididn'tsaytheF-word.

Ross,see,Itoldyou!

Thoseswingsareevil!

That'sthelasttimeEmmaisgettingononeofthosethingsforherentirelife.

No,no,no.Okay,itwasn'tt