六人行中英对照714 The One Where They All Turn Thirty.docx

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六人行中英对照714TheOneWhereTheyAllTurnThirty

714TheOneWhereTheyAllTurnThirty

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel's,JoeyisknockingonRachel’sdoor,whosedoorframeisdecoratedwithballoons.Therestofthegangisthereaswell.Rachelopensthedoorandthegangblowonnoisemakers.]

Ross:

Happybirthday!

!

!

Monica:

Happybirthday!

!

!

（Rachelglaresatthemandgoesbackintoherroom,closingherdoor.）

All:

Rach!

Comeon!

Rach!

Monica:

It’syourbirthday!

Tag:

（enteringfromherroom）Hey.

Chandler:

（ToMonica）She’snotasprettyasshewaswhenshewas29.

Tag:

Ms.Greenwouldliketoestablishsomegroundrulesbeforeshecomesout.Shewouldappreciateitifyoudon’tusethewordsoldordownhillor（ToJoey）theystilllookprettydamngood.（Joeysmilesandeveryoneglaresathim.）

Joey:

Theydo!

Phoebe:

Rachel!

Comeonout!

Monicamadebreakfast!

Monica:

Chocolate-chippancakes!

（ThereisnoresponsefromRachel.）

Ross:

We’vegotpresents!

（Sheopensthedoor.）

Rachel:

Goodones?

Monica:

Theyallcamefromthelistyouhandedouttoustwoweeksago.

Rachel:

Well,canIkeepthepresentsandstillbe29?

Joey:

ComeonRach!

Look,turningthirtyisnotthatbigadeal.

Ross:

Ohreally.Isthathowyoufeltwhenyouturnedthirty?

[FlashbacktoJoey’sthirtiethbirthdayparty.ItisbeingheldinMonicaandChandler’sapartment.]

Joey:

（screaming）WhyGod?

!

!

Why?

!

!

Wehadadeal!

!

Lettheothersgrowold!

Notme!

!

（HeburieshisheadinPhoebe’slapforcomfort.）

[CutbacktoRachel’sparty,everyoneisnoweatingbreakfast,exceptRachel.]

Rachel:

Y’know,I’mstill29inGuam.

Ross:

Hey,30isnotthatold!

DoyouknowhowoldtheEarthis?

Rachel:

Latethirties?

Ohcomeonyouguys!

Isitjustme?

AmIoverreactingtothis?

Chandler:

NoRach,it’snotjustyou.Mythirtiethbirthdaycertainlywasn’tthatmuchfun.

[FlashbacktoChandler’sthirtiethbirthdayparty.ItisalsobeingheldinMonicaandhisapartment.Heisabouttoblowoutthecandlesonhisbirthdaycake.]

Joey:

（screaming）AndnowChandler!

We’reallgettin’soold!

（Lookingup）Whyareyoudoingthistous?

!

（Turnsawaycrying.）

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel's,breakfastisfinishedbutRachel’sstilldown.]

Monica:

Rach,you’reinagreatplaceinyourlife.Comeon,you’vegotagreatjob!

Goodfriends…

Joey:

Yeah,you’reroommateisasoapoperastar.

Rachel:

Look,y’knowIknowmylife’sgoingprettywell,butIlookaroundandIjustseesomanypeoplewho’veaccomplishedsomanyothergoalsbythetimethey’rethirty.

Phoebe:

Yeah,butyoushouldn’tcompareyourselftome.

[Flashbackto:

TheStreetinfrontofCentralPerk,RossandJoeyareholdingayellowtapeacrosstheroadandeveryoneischeeringPhoebeasshebouncesaroundthecorneronahippity-hop.]

All:

ComeonPhoebe!

YoucandoitPhoebe!

Comeon!

Rachel:

Thereyougo!

（Shecrossesthelineandtheyallcheeragain.）

Phoebe:

Ididit!

Onemileonahippity-hop!

That’sit!

!

That’severythingIwantedtodobeforeIwasthirty.Oh,exceptIwantedtopatchthingsupwithmysister.Butohwell.Yay!

!

（Theyallcheeragain.）And-andgirlsthisthingisaGodsendifyouknowwhatImean.（RachelandMonicalookintriguedandastheyallheadintoCentralPerk,Rachelpicksupthehippity-hopthatPhoebeleftbehind.）

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel's,continuedfromearlier.]

Rachel:

Thirty.Ugh,Imeanthirty!

Monica,doyouremembermean,oldMrs.Kreegerinthefifthgrade?

Shewasthirty!

Tag:

Comeon,let’shavesomefun.Huh?

（ToRachel）Whatdoyouwanttodotoday?

Rachel:

Nothing.Idon’twanttodoanything.

Monica:

Well,doingnothingonyourthirtiethisbetterthandoingsomethingstupid,likeRoss.

Ross:

Hey!

Thatwasapracticalpurchase!

Ineededthatcarfortransportation!

Okay?

I-Ihaveachild!

[Flashbackto:

Astreet,RossissittinginhisnewlypurchasedMGB.WhichisoneofthebetterBritishsportscarsevermade.Ofcourse,‘better’isarelativeterm.Whichremindsmeofajoke.Whydon’ttheBritishmakecomputers?

Becausetheycouldn’tfigureouthowtomakethemleakoil.Anyway,thegangisallstaringathisnewpurchase.]

Ross:

HowhotdoIlookinthis,huh?

!

Chandler:

Ross,asportscar?

Wouldn’tithavebeencheapertojuststuffasockdownthere?

Ross:

That’snotwhatthisisaboutokay?

I-Iamasportscarenthusiast.Ihavealwaysbeenintocars.

Joey:

Hey,what’sthehorsepoweronthisthing?

Ross:

（giddy）Idon’tknow,but-butlookhowshiny!

Monica:

Ican’tbelieveyouboughtthis.

Rachel:

Really!

GodRoss,whatwereyouthinking?

（ToPhoebe,quietly）Iknowit’sreallyshallow,butapartofmewantshimagain.

Phoebe:

Oh,wellgetinlinemissy.（ToRoss）So,canIhavearidestud?

Ross:

Hopin.（Phoebehopsin.）Getreadyforthesmoothestrideofyourlife.

（Hestartsthecarandsurprisinglyinfiresrightupandcomestoaniceidle.（BothcanberaritieswithBritishsportscarswiththeirlovelyLucasignitionsystems,whichtendnottoworkespeciallyintherain.）Anyway,thisbeingNewYorkheisparallelparkedonastreetwiththecarinfrontofhimonlyinchesaheadofhisbumper,likewisewiththecarbehindhim.He’scompletelyboxedinandcan’tmovemorethantwoinches.Hetriestogetoutseveraltimesbybumpingthebumpersofbothcarstonoavail.）

Ross:

Damnit!

（Shutsthecaroff.）

Phoebe:

（gettingout）Okay,who’snext?

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel's,PhoebeispouringRachelsomecoffee.]

Rachel:

Y’knowwhat?

Iamgoingtodosomethingtoday.I’mnotjustgonnasitaroundlikesomeoldlady.I’mgonnagetsomethingpierced.Likemyuh,likemynoseormytongueorsomething.

Phoebe:

Really?

!

‘Causey’knowthathurts.

Rachel:

Sowhat?

!

Y’knowwhat?

ThewayIseeit—（Phoebepullsoutahairfromthebackofherhead）—Ow!

Sonofabitch!

!

Tag:

LookRachel,Iknowwhatyou’regoingthrough.I’mtotallyfreakedaboutturning25.

Rachel:

（glaresathim）Getout,getoutofmyapartment.

Monica:

AllrightRach,forwhatit’sworth,Ithinkthatyou’redoinggreat.Imeany’knowlet’sfaceit,noonehandlesthiswell.

Phoebe:

Leastofallyou.

Tag:

Why?

Whatyou’ddo?

Monica:

Weren’tyouaskedtoleavesonny?

[FlashbacktoMonicaandChandler’sapartment.ChandlerhasabunchofpeopleoverinformalweartogiveMonicaasurprisebirthdayparty.Joeyiscomingoutofthebathroomandremovinghistie.]

Chandler:

（ToJoey）Wouldyouputthatbackon?

!

Monica’sgonnabehereanyminute!

Joey:

Butithurt’smyJoey’sApple.

Chandler:

（frustrated）Okay,forthelasttime.It’snotnamedforeachindividualman.

（JoeywalksawayandMr.andMrs.Gellerwalkup.Mr.Gelleriswearingthisancientvelvettuxedo.）

Mrs.Geller:

（ToChandler）You’vedoneawonderfuljobwiththispartyChandler.Everythinglookssolovely.

Chandler:

Ohwell,notaslovelyasyou.Imean,Ican’tbelievethatyouwouldhaveathirty-year-olddaughter!

（ToMr.Geller）Andyou!

Ican’tbelievethatyouwouldhaveatuxthat’sthirtyyearsold!

（PutshishandonMr.Geller’sshoulder.）

Mr.Geller:

It’solderthanthat.Rosswasactuallyconceivedrightnearthistuxedo.

Chandler:

Ohh!

（Hequicklyremoveshishandandlooksatit.）

Rachel:

（entering）Hey!

Everybodyhide!

Hide!

Isawher!

She’scoming!

Chandler:

Okay!

Okay!

Everybodydown!

Everybodydown!

（Rachelturnsoffthelightsandeveryonecrouches.Aseveryonecrouches,arippingnoiseeruptsfromtheassemblage.）

Mr.Geller:

Crap.

（Wehearsomefumblingatthedoor,thensilence.）

Chandler:

（gettinguptoinvestigate）Okay,everybodystayhere.Iwillfindoutwhat’sgoingon.

（HegoesoutintothehallandfindsaverydrunkMonicalyingupagainstJoeyandRachel’sdoor.）

Monica:

Heyyy!

!

Yougotthedooropen!

!

（Giggles.）

Chandler:

Hey-heyareyoudrunk?

Monica:

Nooo!

（Giggles）Okay.（ShetriestopullherselfupbyRachelandJoey’sdoorknob,butthedooropensandshealmostfallsintothetheirapartment.Shemanagestocatchherself.）Whoa!

（Standsup,unsteadily）Okay.SeeIwas,Iwasalittlenervousaboutturning（whispering）thirty.（Giggles.）Sothebusboystookmeoutforsomedrinks.（Pause）Iwannapukeonyoulater!

Chandler:

Okay,hereisthething.Wehavethrownaveryformalsurprisepartyforyouinthere!

Allofyourfriendsareinthereandyourparents!

Monica:

Noo!

!

!

Chandler:

Yes!

Monica:

Noo!

!

Chandler:

Yes!

!

Monica:

Ohno!

Myparentshaveneverseenmedrunk!

（Pause）Thattheyknowof.

Chandler:

Okay,here’sthething.We’regonnagetyousomecoffeeandtheywillneverknowthatyou’redrunk.

Monica:

Really?

!

Youpromise?

Chandler:

Yeah,I’lltakecareofit.

Monica:

Okay.Iloveyousomuch.（Kisseshim.）

Chandler:

（laughing）Okaywehavetodosomethingaboutyourbreath.

Monica:

Whataboutyourbreath?

!

（Breathesonhim.）

Chandler:

That’sstillyours.Okay,nowrememberit’sasurpriseparty.So,whenyougoin,actsurprised.

Monica:

Okay.Icandothat.

Chandler:

Okay.

（ChandleropensthedoorandMonicasneaksuponit.Theygoinside.）

All:

Surprise!

!

!

（Monicascreamsandtheyallstareather.）

CommercialBreak

[Scene:

Ross’sbirthday,JoeyisnowtryingtogethiscaroutwhileRossisdirectinghim.]

Ross:

Okay,forward.Forward—Stop!

（ThecarmovesaninchandRossrunstothebackofthecar.）Okay,back—Stop!

（ThecarbarelymovesandRossrunsbacktothefront.）Okay,forward—Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Monica:

Ross,justforgetaboutit.Thisguy’sgotyoutotallywedgedin.

（Abeautifulwomanapproaches.）

Woman:

（ToJoey）Isthisyours?

Joey:

Wellactually…

Ross:

No-no-no!

It’smine!

It’s-it’smine.（Thewomanwalksaway.）

Joey:

Dude,yousooooneedthiscar.

Phoebe:

（runningup）Okay.Okay,here’swhatwe’regonnado.Okay,I’mgonnabreakintothismini-vanandputitinneutral.YouguyspushitforwardsoRosscandrive